Baldur's Gate 3 - S.H.O.V.E. 

No one's immune to shoving, unless they are immune to shoving is probably the greatest line in series history.

The speedrun from "the vampire is pretty hot" to "wait am I into guys?" to "my vampire boyfriend" in less than a minute really does demonstrate the Astarion experience.

Fun fact: Warlocks can get the Eldritch Invocation "Repelling Blast" which, when you hit a creature with Eldritch Blast, automatically pushes it away from you. This is automatic, has no save, and works even on creatures that are otherwise immune to being shoved, e.g. incorporeal creatures like ghosts. You're welcome.

WARNING: SHOVING MAY CAUSE LOSS OF LOOT IN TARGETS INVENTORY - SHOVING IS NOT RECCOMENDED FOR FELLOW LOOT GOBLINS

For ranged combatants, might we suggest advanced techniques like "destroying bridges" and "destroying floor supports"?

And then we all learned why shove was an action in 5e, not a bonus action

Yes more skits, honestly i'd love to see a whole boulder gates series. And of course kyle falls in love with the creature who doesn't sleep and is pale as the moon.

Kyle looking at the vampire dummy is basically how I imagine “charm person” working.

Kyle didn't actually have any makeup on while filming this, he just hasn't been sleeping. Again

Shove is really strong. Too bad you can't dive after them to grab the loot

I always loved just shoving people when I didn’t know what else to do with my bonus action.

love the detail of Kyle looking completely drained from spending time with his vampire boyfriend

If they're small enough, another great alternative is T.H.R.O.W.

Kyle how much blood did Asterion get from you.

I'm invested in the progression of this vampire romance.

"That sexy vampire is getting too close at night, just like your inpure thoughts" Honestly, one of my favorite lines--

Honestly, I sometimes feel like I should be doing more with my bonus actions but 90% of them is just me pushing whatever is in front of me because why not?

"There's no down side." There is for the one being shoved into a dark endless chasm.

Kyle discovering bisexuality via vampire had me cackling but is also too relatable. Lol XD

Also a great way to help Lae'zel and other NPCs disembark the ship at the start of the game!

"Oh no Cazador is so scary. You don't know him. No one can protect me from him." - Astarion. Then I shoved him. Problem solved. To make things better, Cazador "revives" in his coffin as plot demands just so Astarion could stab him to death in a cutscene. So you get all the loot and don't even need to deal with his BS.

"If you want a relationship with Astarion, you need therapy. Date him first, obviously, then check yourself into therapy, in that order." -BG3 Narrator

I'm glad to see we are truly entering the Kyle era. I also didn't know I needed lots of Door Monster BG3 skits until now, it fits so well!

I shoved Auntie Ethel with my barbarian, thinking she'd just fall to the lower ground a few meters away and take fall damage. Imagine my surprise when I found out you can yeet boss enemies into chasms.

One of my favorite moment with my buddies (shortly after, they stopped playing sadly) was in the goblin camp. Im the knight and they were both archer and rogue. I went on the second floor (where a few goblin archers were positionned) and my turns were just me picking up the goblins and throwing them down so my friends could have LOS and finish them.

I can feel the BG3 experience, even when away from my computer! Sadly I am unable to utilize SHOVE to its fullest and true extent as I am a loot goblin and I suffer emotional and physical pain if there are no corpses for me to loot.

"If you fancy Astarion, you might want to consider therapy. 1. Enjoy the Fantasy 2. Then call a therapist It's a 2 step process and it's very important that you do both."

1:01 This bit of pointing towards the opposite direction of the text is absolutely brilliant because it just makes the video more scuffed than it needs to be. 😂

The shove and later throw with high STR characters is god tier. So much fun.

beautiful truely the bg3 experience i could almost shed a tear

Door mister truly is the best channel on RU-vid, really hope this come back will last.

Absolutely amazing video, the shove is truly unmatched

So there's already astarion body pillows? Man, the merch people move fast

I like how this video and the previous one were made in the "Sketch Chambers" mentions in the into the kyle-verse video

On tabletop, this was never used in any of the games I played. I think the idea of an "endless pit" that instant kills was abnormal to find while casually strolling through town or on the road....

You hit the punchline so well every single time 😂

1:25 Kyle: *thats a special surprise that will come in handy later.*

Old school Door Monster. The cycle begins anew.

Kyle in a tanktop with those dark eye circles is BASICALLY a sexy vampire soooo...

This is gonna be great based on the title alone

Like Astarion, this video is breathtaking.

FUN FACT! The show Jack and Rose by Russel T Davis is based on a true story, and Ryan Reynolds is more often found attractive by straight guys. Sexuality is a spectrum, even with the confines of "straight", meaning saying you're straight isn't the same as saying you cannot experience attraction towards literally anything, just that you typically find gynomorphic figures attractive maybe. If you just find certain specific features attractive regardless of figure, then you can probably find Ryan Reynolds and what'shisface attractive maybe also. Saying you're straight may make no difference and may not have any affect on your life in the slightest, besides maybe being assaulted and murdered and SA'd less by conservatives however. So long as you primarily prefer gynomorphic figures and/or features related to gynomorphic figures attractive far more often than andromorphic figures and/or features related to andromorphic figures, I don't think it's very bad to use the term straight to describe yourself. Like being demifluid, yet marking yourself with the more general term genderfluid, in an attempt to disway attempts to intentionally misgender you, by implying that you don't have any pronoun preference and/or gender dysphoria, possibly caused by something your sexist dad yelled at you when you were 13-14, simply because to him, bigotry is far more important than the facts of the matter, all of which disagreeing with him at every turn. (Edit): Or using the poly flag when you're gay, incase you effectively are pan despite certain preferences which are really more fetish than sexuality, as well as preferences for someone of a currently similarly identifying gender. Holy piss, maybe I'm pan. Still, my preferences combined total to effectively being gay, making dating rather irritating with the aforementioned demifluidity. Then again, if my gender dysphoria is more psychological than neurological, maybe I'm objectively genderfluid, but just really shouldn't have had a conservative dad in my life.

You know its such a reference when you can say 'noone is immune to shoving, unless they're immune to shoving'

Baldur's Gate 3 shoving is so OP. By comparison in the tabletop version, my goliath with a +5 STR modifier could not shove a small kobold... 😢

I’m watching this video as part of my How to be a bully 101 course. Shoving really works!

The council of Kyle's watching the clip at the end is just a chef's kiss on top.

Enemies on the other side of the pit you want to shove them into? Don't fear! Thorn Whip is a cantrip!

I was shown this video as my introduction to Baldur’s Gate content, and I couldn’t be happier with Vampire Boyfriend The Game

I'm disappointed Larian didn't sponsor you like Paradox does. You've been making D&D content for long enough. The cursed dice are especially potent.

I can't tell if Kyle's baggy eyes are makeup or real.

One downside... You can also be shoved... And oh god it happens SOOOOO often in act 2.

problem with drinking potions as a bonus action is you can't chug hill giant steroids and shove people to their certain demise on the same turn

I'm so glad your back, your sense of humour is amazing!😅😅

I liked the video immediately once I saw the joke with the text appearing where he wasnt pointing.

I'm weirdly happy that the old outtro music is back. 🙂

Skilled Hands Of Velocity Employment

no ones immune to shoving, unless they are immune to shoving. Then you be a warlock and gain eldritch shove! no longer a bonus action but shove enough things into a hole in the ground and you can eldritch shove four times per action.

I'm reminded of this lessen every time I take the high ground in tactician mode, much to my chagrin. Think twice before you dump strength. -_-

this channel can't miss

Then someone shoves YOU off a cliff and you get pokemon league flashbacks of the Elite 4 having a Full Restore. How unfair.

The dark circle, he's been playing non stop like the rest of us

If they're immune to shoving, just shove them with an eldritch blast!

1) kyle has a great chest 2) something deeper is going on here and it driving me mad 3) I hope kyle is getting enough sleep

Playing multiplayer when a friend was blocking a doorway was probably the funniest use of it I've had so far.

Balthazar is the realm of his own god. Such an incredible accomplishment!

You must have a lot of Strength to carry your party's inventory and the channel like this.

Have you considered shoving them out... the doors?

wait balthazar can be shoved?! proceeds to remember i killed him by misty steping over to him and throwing him off the shadowfell

Shove doesn't even sound like a word anymore...

Kyle, the bags are meant to go over your shoulders, not under your eyes.

Not gonna lie Astorian kinda looking a little tied up at the moment

The astarion jokes shouldn’t surprise anyone; Kyle looks like he’s had his blood sucked by s vampire.

Thunderwave is just loud, angry shove.

Just when we thought the Stan abuse had ended...

Another Kyle from the Kyleverse saw how close he was getting to sexy vampires and had to shove him outta there!

Hehehe. Swords bard. Battle master fighter. Sorlock. Everyone shoves with their basic attacks!

Wow, that relationship escalated quickly in less than 2 min.

Shove hard, shove fast. The life of an adventurer.

Who else is scrubbing frame by frame around 1:25 to see if they can see if a fake Kyle is used?

But Shove Master Mike! I want their loot, the lifeblood of all adventures! and I can't get loot if I shove them WITH the loot inside!

In true DnD fashion, movement-related abilities are most effective when there is an actual map in play. And...this is a video game, so there is.

Just yesterday, I turned Balthazar into a Sheep! Then I shoved him into the void! Advanced tactics! :P

Hey if Balthazar didnt want to die to an endless void, maybe he shouldnt have chosen to fight me on a floating rock over... you guessed it, an endless void

Ah yes, Big Hole: the most powerful entity in gaming

Aww, I wanted to be Kyle's irresistibly charming vampire boyfriend. Nuts!

This is amazing - my favourite part is when you point to the captions but in the wrong order

Disclaimer. S.H.O.V.E. takes no responsibility for loot that is being lost in the process or the information that you could get from a carcass.

The greatest spell in baulders gate is a cantrip called load save. You can make a pact with the devil, see the result, and decide no, this isn’t for me. We’re just gonna unsign this contract.

I accidentally watched this at 1.5 speed, and it really gives a different impression, I think it's funnier that way too.

I personally prefer thunder wave to the standard shove, especially since I'm a bard with noodle arms.

Wooo, more sketches! Also, awesome that the backgrounds do look like they’re in a sketch chamber, amazing attention to detail. Kinda hoping for a lore arc where kyle escapes getting hinted at lol

This is awesome. At long last, the return of the sketches, as foretold in the ancient scrolls of prophecy !

Even when there is no pit I always bonus action shove

So I hear you, but have you considered jumping? Makes you go further, get around obstacles and is also only a bonus action

Thankfully, I couldn't stand the vampire.

Shoving is how I killed Cazador.

Shooove him over. Very easy! this has got me rolling. Perfect delivery

Came here expecting comedy. this is just an accurate guide

half the time when i try and shove and succeed the enemy still doesn't go anywhere lol

The only downside is loosing loots. Deal with that Loot Goblins