Baltimore Ravens Fan VS The NFL | Stavros Halkias 

'Field goals ain't like child support payments. You can't just miss 'em whenever you want. " LMAO!!!!

"..asking for a happy ending at Super Cuts" is amazing

I don't even watch football, but when I heard the Ravens lost to the Chiefs for the Super Bowl game all I could think of was Stavys return.

Damn, nailed the Maryland Mumble and everything.

Wages garnished by auto zone. 😂

I myself am facing some legal trouble after asking for a happy ending at a Supercuts 3 months ago 😂

"I just had one of my episodes where whatever i just said, dont tell and you have to forget it" literally made me cramp from laughing

Please let this be a yearly thing 😂

‘Wages garnished by auto-zone??’ Too funny!!

THIS DUDE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE

im fucking dying RONNIE!!!! Sorry yoh, i was just having one of my episodes! where whatever I just said dont count and you have to forget it!!!! Tabitha TAKE ME BACK!

Put Ronnie in the booth next year @ravens

Im telling myself this is the preview for the new season of The Wire.

I don't know what sports are but I'll watch anything Stavvy puts out.

Go fund me started to “Save Ronnie’s Dong” Yo! Sco Ravens MVP take that away from US

What a rollercoaster

He's the real life version of Carl from ATHF...

Hilarious man, start to finish funny. Tabitha take me back, Cal Ripken Jr needs a father lol!!!

top tier edit Stavvy hilarious

this was the happy ending we all deserved =)

These are my favorite Stav. Perfection

Cal Ripken Jr Junior can’t grow up without a dad

Some of these were GOLD

This is extreme Baltimoring

Cal Ripken Jr. Jr. lol

This is gold lol

This might be the best Stav ever!

Oh my god.... that was 3:42 of hysterical gut busting laughter. I literally got a headache from laughing so hard just now.

Holy fuc# Stavvy. This is the best, 3 minutes 42 seconds of complete fanboy insanity. 😂😂

0.25 Intenionally cursing like a raven would? KA-KAW!

So glad to have Stavy on our side 😂

Shout out to Sarku Japan at White Marsh Mall!

I believe they loss due to not enough "Ocean."

Incredible

Squires!? Lol...lotsa baby daddies in there for sure

Between Lamar and Giannis, it’s disappointment Central in the Halkias household

Amazing 😂

Imagine this being the first video you see of Stav

please protect ronnie at all costs! also, we need to play clifton park soon!

Good character work

This character is worth millions. You could do a weekly show that would rule the sports world

As a die hard fantasy football lover.... And football in general... This is some of the funniest shitbive ever seen 😂

Bangor

My man channeling Carl from ATHF 😂

So good lol

DUDE YOURE TOO GOOD

For the Baltimore based MD bros, we absolutely 100% know someone like this, if its not us ourselves.

"I ain't seen a beat down that bad since my uncle caught Special Jimmy using his flesh light" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

49ers fan here, bout to get a ring for The City and for Baltimore...

Lmao Him dressed as a raven

. . . gettin my wages garnished by autozone. 💀

It’s sports entertainment like the WWE, so give them Flaco and let’s redo the Super Bowl

STAVY BABYYYYYYYY

This character is brilliant

Ronnie!!! It's yer boi Noodles, yo! Lemme borrow yur lucy hoodie, yo... I put my authentic Chuck Norris autographed nunchucks up against lil Ray's EBT card for 6 months on the Over in the Superbowl yo Plus remember that one time you gave my sister herps and I didn't even trip on anybody even though I coulda. I need those 48 points yo!!

Ronnie is the long lost brother of Carl Brutananadilewski.

Such a brilliant cavalcade of pronouncements.

Haha as a NINERS fan this was hilarious😂

Nick bombastic side eye👀

I SEE YOU CUTTING OUT THE STEELERS STAVY!!!!!!!!!

Shame on Super Cuts for turning you down bro 😮

Cal Ripken jr. jr. 😂

Best season long NFL commentary since Carl.

so fucking funny man

This was 3:42 of perfect riffs. 👌 *chefs kiss, pause*

funny as BUCK!!!!!

Epic

i wanna see baltimore ravens fan on comedy bang bang

No way this doesnt hit number 1 on the music billboards

5 second pizza in the drill

Credit cards in my kid's name? Thanks for the pro tip!

LOL

Amazing. Even as a Dolphins fan.

Sounds like a phillyfan. Lol

How do I switch my NFL commentary to Stavos Halkias and Doug Stanhope?

Cal Ripken Junior Jr.

😂😂😂

This is the funniest thing ever. I said it

Fuck yeah our boy Ronnie izzzz bak

Conner O’ Malley vibes

I about shit myself after Cal Ripken JR JR!!! Spot on!!! Go O’s

🤣

😂

Where do we get the jr jr merch

what if im a little girl with a gambling addiction & a drinking problem?

Carl? is that you???

You miss Joey Flacco, like I miss Troy Aikman.

Bro is the title ironic

Lol stav

I lived in Maryland man you should do how what raven fans think of cleveland browns fan.😂

Love me some Squires

RONNIEEEEEEE

LOL yes

Stavvy I love you 😘

oof

Bang Bang Niner Gang

Cal Ripken jr. jr. Deserves better Ronnie

You are a national treasure Ronnie

A man pretending that going to the ravens games is a business expense. So he records this sketch.

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