BARBER vs STYLIST | Azeem Banatwalla Stand-Up Comedy 

and they always have an old picture of zayn malik😂 stream icarus falls

The best barber is the one from GTA San Andreas, he can make hair grow

Eic ka sundar pichai

*There is no straight men in the world who has genetically wired patience to answer philosophical bullshit questions from a woman he cannot sleep with* Omg this was amazing 😂😂😂💯💯

And other things Shashi tharoor says....😂😂😁😁

Too good Azeem. The diction, the humour, the absolute lack of self importance - just perfect. And your ability to be humorous without using vulgar language is a boon. Keep it up.

"It smells of Gillette and compromise"😀😂

I DIED AT "barber is playing Counterstrike" 😂😂😂

"Answering philosophical stupid questions for the woman he doesn't sleep with! " Oh God Azeem 😂

"that is when they release him..... From the closet" Okay this guy wins, Everybody pack it up.

As a hair stylist . . . . . . I agree.

He was expecting laughter at 6:55 But he get at 6:45 Comic surprised by the crowed.

"...from a woman he cannot sleep with" *"Woaaaahoho"* 6:52

Bro Azeem is def one of the best comedians in the country rn. I prefer his style of delivery over that of bassi or Zakir. What do you all think ?

1:39 - "Exasperating Farrago " Kal hi ja rahahu udhar.

3:29-"all of their names start with J somehow" Ironically the salon where I go for a haircut has a guy named Jamaal 😂😂😂

"I want you to do a little but it should look like a lot" Amit shah to Modi be like

Haha. Damn man, came here after reading tweet of Atul Khatri, nd worth it man. This guy is fantabulous..

I am so middle class that I actually know who shahnaaz Hussain is 😂😂

Jahil. Jallad. 😂😂😂 Loved this! Azeem should do more stand up videos for EIC!

Finally! I found a something with clever jokes which were funny!

This man appears to be a mix of Sundar Pichai, Vicky Kaushal and Saqib Saleem😅

I would never let a Jallad (executioner) cut my hair.

Is it just me or it feels like Azeem has mixed in a bit of Biswa's delivery style with his own in the storytelling? Maybe I'm imagining things. Either way, very enjoyable

That counter strike part was just Amazing ...😂😂😂😂

Amazing set! For the first time a set has been so wonderfully comical without being dirty or including any double meaning jokes💗

To call him Sundar pichai is so old, he's eic ka vicky kaushal. :p

One of the best standups I've seen in a while

Brilliant piece. But 13mins after release an 8min video has 2.5k views already and 45 comments!!!!

"LUCKY SALOON" the most use name

"Secret of eternal youth"😂😂😂

This is class standup. I dont remember when i saw a standup like this. Its subtle.

Only commenting because I've never been so early on an EIC video.

7:41 We all can relate to that.

There is literally a unisex fancy salon in jammu..panache...😂

This guy is so underrated man. Love his comedy and style.

"Javed, Jafar, Jabbar, Jahil, Jallad" My name **I won't say it** also starts with J 'v'

Seen this video over and over again...found it hilarious everytime...one of the very best...

Notification Squad Assemble!!!

Extremely well written and performed. Other comedians can learn a thing or two from him

Woh 5 dislikes barbers ke hai 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

I thought it gonna be little boring because never saw this guy before........but I loved it😍😍😍too much fun.Keep it up😘

Three instructions: - side se chota - upar se lamba - baki bhagwan pe chod do 😂😂😂😂 Lmao.. That's what I ask too, but opposite: - side se lamba - upar se chota

Just one word.. EPIC! 🔥 It's been so long i heard anything new, clean and funny!

Reminder: You haven't uploaded in 2 months. Edit- 3

Loved each bit of it.. Azeem u rocked it!!!

7:42 Pachak! 😝😝

Dude! Side se Chota Upar se lamba 😂😂😂😂 Having since 20 years😂😂😂😂

"from the closet" BRILLIANT 😂😂😂

Such a lovely crowd laughing of every shit he says and they are also clapping and having fun

One of the best Azeem Banaatwaala stand up! 😁😂🤣😅

Such good comedy without a single ugly word your one refined comedian. Very few have this tact. Amazing

Such smart jokes man, freaking loved this set

I legit thought he'd say Nai ki dukan as the second one. Guess only I am that gareeb. 😂🤦‍♀️

Something fresh for a Change. Your observational puns were on point Azeem, tight set bro!

Counter strike one was the best !! Literally head shot..amazing.

He forgot one main difference.. Unisex - ₹50/- Fancy - ₹500/- Loved the bit! My new fav...

What's the date for the show in Guwahati?

You nailed it buddy!!! Keep doin awesome work.

Best comedy piece in a long time. This one is for the books. Azeem has arrived with this one. Bravo 👏👏

Thanks man. Really loved it. You are creativity at its best! Cheers

I missed these stand-up..... nobody uploaded such simple and sorted videos for years....good job azeem

Never commented before... But THIS was amazing!!! Awesome content, and to top it all, mind blowing delivery till the end!! Keep up the good work!!👍😊👍😊

'New ganesh salon' thing is so tru god😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2 years and still funny

After a very long time...i laughed until i cried...pachak!!! You're awesome Azeem... That should be your name...Awesome Azeem..

you guys make me feel like a vampire......i got thirst for some good comedy...n i feed on only EIC as they have good ones (sadly good things take time) ..EIC rocks!!!!!! especially when i am drunk😉

This is the first time I did not skip the ad. Cool jam! 😀

No straight men in this world has the patience to answer a woman's philosophical bullshit questions, especially the one he cannot sleep with 😂😂 wah kya bol diya bhai. Very good one.

Finally azeem's video after a long time. This is why I love this guy.

Amazing show !!! Azeem never fails to make you laugh!

Truely Ammmmazing performance Azeem..!!! Wish i get a ticket for your show dude!!

stopped watching india pakistan match for this video

I like this earthling comedian. Would you like to take him with me to Mars?

Hey azeem l have seen u in eic vs Bollywood but u r actually more funnier alone..😄

Best set of comedy I've ever seen from an Indian Stand up Comedian. So realistic yet so hilarious. Much love from Bangladesh

I always wonder do you have really have audience out there.. because everytime that aplause sounds same..😂😂

Finally another one. I've waited for it for so long. And not dissapointed. You are simply amazing.

What a great comedian this guy is!!!

Which show is this clip from?

The gay hairstylist part was hilarious 😂

Guy is just too good!! Had a laugh like that after very long time

Azeem's performance in this is a different level man.

What are all the shirts and T shirts of same shade....?

"Quote from the video" Followed by emotjis 😂😂😂

You are one of the best comedians, please upload more so that we can appreciate you more.

Owh my gosh! Died at “zz”

4:05 completely agree... never got a same haircut twice in my life 😀

That laugh at 1:29 😂

oh what i would give for more such (clean and real humour) great job Azeem, keep going in the same vein please....

2:50 FIR INCOMMING!!! XD

Amazing.....the verbatim is now stuck wit me too 🙂😊😂🤣

Anyone spotted Abish's voice in the background???😀😂

Wow! Why I am seeing this after 5 years after it was uploaded! Where was this masterpiece RU-vid you were hiding from me!

What Is that tune in the end?

Shahnaz Hussain is the official makeup woman of Ramsay's horror movie characters. Even her own makeup is inspired by her own work. That is inspiration from an inspiration. Kind of like the Christopher Nolan of the cosmetics industry.

This is called Stand-up Comedy. Superb! What Most so called Stand-up comics do is beyond me. Either whining or at best forced fake laughs with no material.

Please send the link to download the music that played in the end.

just paused the video to search who is shahnaz hussain is edit: lol i know her maybe saw her in some beauty products!

What is the song that is played at the end of the video?