Barstool Pizza Review - Costco Pizza 

When you get a costco pizza after a long day of shopping with your parents, the experience makes it a 9.1/10

He'd shop there more if they sold cocaine in bulk

As far as Bad Pizza goes, Costco is good Bad Pizza. To some folks that will make sense, to some it won't.

Dave: "I don't judge" Also Dave: has thousands of videos of purely judging pizza

the fact that you gave little caesars a 4.whatever and costco a 1.9 is crazy

Man if you think Costco is a 1.9 I wonder what a 7-Eleven pizza would rate

One $10 pizza everyone knows how to feed a family of 8

I Legit lose it every time he says “one bite everyone knows the rules” then 15 seconds later the entire slice is gone

This same guy rated Little Caesars pizza a 4.8 TRUST NO ONE

Coming from the man who gave Chuck E. Cheese cheese a 6.0😂😂

Does that coat come in men’s

"There is 0 structure to this Pizza" Proceeds to pick it up straight as an arrow to take a bite.

"This pizza stinks!" as he keeps eating it. LOL

Lmao I'm sure if he went to an actual pizza place and they gave him costco pizza he would give it a better score

Why was I so emotional about this one

Costco pizza is 8.8 all day every day for me and I live in NYC

How did Costco get a 1.9, but Chuck E. Cheese gets a 6?!

We need anything above 9.0 or below 5.0 is a mandatory Frankie review

Never trusting these reviews again

Dave I legit worked for the company that produces pizza dough for all world wide Costco’s and if the owner from that company would see this review he would flip 🤣. He is a legit Italian that lived in N.Y. And has a company there as well. That guys is a straight ass hole and seen you react to the crust just made my day thanks.

I’d rather shop at Costco than wear that coat

Big line of coke in the bathroom, before the review, everyone knows the rules.

The guy is eating the pizza pretty fast and hard for giving it a 1.9 rating😂😂😂😂😂

You can't beat costco pizza. For $ 1.99 a slice or $9.99 per pie. It's amazing!

Costco’s pizza may not be phenomenal, but considering how large it is at $10, it’s a pretty damn good deal.

I’m a culinary student and Costco pizza is my guilty pleasure

You gave Chuck E. Cheese like a 6, you’ve lost all credibility

Costco pizza is not that bad. It’s not the greatest in the world but it works. Also you gotta set the mood. Imagine going to Costco buying in bulk all day, pushing a a heavy cart for half a day, but then you realize you have not eaten breakfast or lunch! Then eat a slice of Costco pizza!! Perfection!!!

How did he score this lower than little Cesar’s hotnready?

“I don’t judge”

I'll take pizza taste test advice from a man wearing my moms jacket

I can’t trust this man’s opinion if he doesn’t think a freshly made cosco pizza is fire. And for that reason, I’m out

Does costco sell coke?

If your gonna stoop down the ranks and go to grocery store food courts for pizza, finish the job. You gotta hit up all the chains (Pizza Hut, Dominos, Papa Johns, Little Ceasers) and determine which of those are the best.

Looks like you really liked the Kirkland Signature cocaine.

Costco for sure deserves a higher rating!

This dude never knows where he's at 😂

made me lose all respect. Especially after giving lil teasers a 4.8

This the type of guy you know you would hate in real life

All I know is after having New York pizza, Detroit Pizza, Texan Pizza, Cali Pizza, and actual Italian pizza in Italy, Costco pizza is still my favorite slice so far from a store. After a long day of walking around or even just randomly cuz you crave it, it hits all the right notes. You're crazy Dave. Easily a 9/10 pizza.

I like how hes enjoying it while hes judging how bad it is

He must have been in a mood because he ranked other companies way higher and they have actual garbage. Costco pizza is def one of the best.

Never clicked a video so fast.

As a 32 year Costco employee, I agree with Dave. I eat it, but that's just to hold me over. Definitely not good.

Fun fact: Costco is ranked as the 14th largest pizza chain in the US, even beating out California Pizza Kitchen with the insane amount of pizza they sell. The 1.9 is idiotic

never trusts reviews where he buys by the slice, everyone knows the rules

Guy’s had a shit load more pizza than I have, but this review is brutal. Had Costco pizza for the first time and I thought it was great. Guy has his mind made up before the review.

We all know he ate the entire slice off camera. If you took that slice of pizza and blindfolded him and told him it was from a restaurant near where he lives, he would rate it a 7 or 8.

"we're in jersey city"... cliftin, nj banner pops up

Lol...I love it when Dave does the occasional big chain pizza. It's always a brutal score!

I been wanting him to review LITTLE CEASERS 5 doller hot n ready for ever

Dave, get a fat bag of $PIZZA on Solana, and send it to $1B Market Cap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT! You know the rules

This guy eats some of the best pizza new york has to offer and they thought Costco was going to impress him. Lol

I've never met anyone that didn't like Costco pizza. This review blew my mind

when you say you dont judge but the entire review is based on judging

I mean I agree theirs some genuinely insane pizza places. Brick oven, hand cared for brushed butter garlic crust etc, but like at that price you paid for the pizza; it literally crushes dominos and especially Pizza Hut. It’s basic sure but every time we order a pizza there it’s stacked. Very for the money pizza.

The dude went in there refusing to give it a chance. I haven't had Costco pizza either, but judging by how fast he responds when he takes the bites, you can tell he wasn't even attempting to let the flavor sink in before scrunching up his nose.

The fans set you up for failure 😂😂

I just lost respect for this guy’s review. Costco deserves a higher score.

Costco pizza is actually phenomenal if you reheat until it’s well done. No flop.

"...but I don't judge" on a show that sole purpose is to judge pizza. "One bite, everybodyknowstherules." chomp chomp chomp...

That pizza honestly looks good

I'm slowly dying inside. Why did I want Dave to give a good review here, so badly? Knowing full well that the score would be so low. Blinded by love.

“It’s mean to say jump off a bridge if you told me to try this pizza, but those people should be dead” lmfaooo

Me at midnite: One video everyone knows the rules 67 pizza reviews later: One more video everyone knows the rules.

I used to make pizzas there. Now it was a long time ago, but the dough came from a vendor out of Brooklyn. It was frozen of course. We proofed it throughout the day. The cheese came from saputo. The sauce came in a 5 gallon bucket but it had no info on where it came from. All it said was costco pizza sauce. Id toss the dough, put on the sauce and toppings and cook it in the double oven at around 500°F 1.9 is a bit low. Costco pizza is not great but its a lot better than Dominoes or Pizza hut.

Buy a costco whole pizza, immediately put it in the refrigerator for a day. Season the pizza with your toppings of choice such as sliced mushrooms, jalapenos, bell peppers...then place slice in air fryer. The pizza magically becomes a mid 8

Who is this guy and why does he matter?

chicken bake is where it’s at

Binge watching pizza reviews at 1 AM everybody knows the rules

*Keeps on saying one BITE pizza,takes multiple bites*

1:12 - "Cosco, Bulk, Wholesale, Save money. This save money pizza" -Dave Portnoy 2019

So happy prez gave into pressure to try Costco pizza. I only shop at Costco for the poke, booze, and protein bars. Costco prices are legit. The pizza is a 3.1 when your hungry and a 1.9 when your annoyed at having to wait for it knowing that it is subpar to begin with.

Jersey City is 20 minutes away from Clifton?

SEND COSTCO PIZZA ON SOLANA TO 1.9 BILLION

Listen. Costco's pizza is the best bad pizza you'll ever have.

As someone who lives ~30 minutes from Clifton, NJ I was laughing my ass off when he said "We're in Jersey City" as the real address of this Costco was displayed on screen. There is no Costco in JC but closest is Bayonne. I'm sure it was a joke for camera but nonetheless still funny AF.

I only just got into Daves pizza reviews and honestly everyday i havent seen one i must watch 5 to make up for it

Dave you gotta do Costco again, I can tell you got a bad slice this time. I always liked the cheese or pepperoni.

When the IPA snob judges you for drinking an angry orchard

I love Costco pizza. Costco pizza to my family is like the main place we get pizza because it's so good, the massive slices, the stringy cheese. The only bad thing I could say about Costco pizza is that it tastes much better fresh than reheated

This man really expect prestige cooked to perfection like Gordon Ramsay owns a goddamn Costco

Say what you want but costco pizza is some of the best value you can get for a cheap pizza, and I will love it forever. I still can't believe he gave Chuck e cheese a higher score

Proceeds to judge anyone who buys in bulk at Costco.

Couture? That jacket is closer to “Juicy Couture” if anything....

“I’ll try the crust for all you hypocrites” 👀

"Alright I'll try the crust for all you hypocrites" has me confused

Costco sells higher end stuff also, All-Clad pots, Mikasa china, and 4 pound containers of animal crackers 😄

"It tastes exactly how you'd expect it to taste. That's a review." - Prez

1.9? Lmao. Goodfellas is jealous!

I’ve watched a lot of these but this is the last one. Dave’s credibility with these scores went from a 3.2 to a perfectly round 0 with this one.

I don’t go to Costco for the pizza, but I grab a slice every time I leave. It’s part of the experience.

I could literally sit here all day watching Dave's pizza reviews

I love Costco pizza, for what it is and price, it's a 8.9 all day Long. Every slice has like a half pound of cheese on it and the sauce is fantastic. Yes floppy crust but what ya expect, still damn good. Better than almost every pizza chain that I've had and as in l chain, I mean Domino's, pizza hut, Papa Gino's and crappy places like that. Obviously real pizza houses are in another category

One bite Dave gave Little Ceasars a higher score, everybody knows he dont know shit about pizza

To me, Costco pizza is a solid 9.0. I like softer pizzas without the crunch, so I guess it’s a matter of personal preference.

I lived in Iceland for 3 and believe it or not the Costco pizza was some of the best pizza in the whole country and for about 400 Kronor (about $4) was also the cheapest around. I now live in Florida and it’s also not bad compared to most of the garbage that constitutes pizza. I’m from Long Island and I would never eat the pizza at Costco there because it’s all relative.

He said 1.9 for three reasons: 1: He got the cheese (I know why: consistent ratings, everywhere will have a cheese pizza) when Pepperoni is ~1,000x better 2: He’s trying to pass it off as bad so he can buy more pizzas the size of pool floats for $10 3: Costco is better in the Southeast than it is up Northeast and miles better than it is on the West coast

Thank God!!! That 1.9 felt so good!

Dave got trolled into trying Costco...lol Now Ci Ci's on the other hand is a real must try