Me when I realize I’m not getting poptarts as the officer is telling me my whole family was killed by a drunk driver on the way back from the grocery store
When you're exploring an abandoned pizzeria and hear a death rattle expecting to see a squatter in his final moments of life but instead see an old blood and mold covered bunny suit stand up and glance at you through a boarded up wall. (No one's going to believe your story)
How bro stares at me when I make the most authentic, realistic female moaning noise into his phone, when his mom is telling him that his grandmother passed away:
And I got stiff wood and the shadow mf notices so to help me go back to sleep we get on that type timing and the queefs mid intercourse lull me back into sleep
Me after seeing a squirrel outside my window at 3 am which says my full legal name, my DNA sequence, the date of my birth, my grandparent's locations, my little brother's death date and cause in morse code:
POV: The maths teacher face his computer's temperature is 98 degrees, as he is grading my essay which is a 98195739 Yottabyte zip bomb disguised as my midterm essay: (He is cooked)
My honest reaction to when my college professor gives me a 3000 word essay, an ideal starter survey excel sheet that I must conduct with 10 other people if they hypothetically like or dislike certain products, and create hypothesis of what if scenarios as to why the survey should like or dislike the hypothetical product, and complete the final exam under 3 days. Edit: I ain’t doing all that shit
Computer science majors' faces when they see their job opportunity list (They will work underpaid in a Mcdonalds for the rest of their lives until they die):
