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@andthenitateme
@andthenitateme 5 лет назад
my add to the cloud giants, they are basically "Clout Giants"
@o9021
@o9021 5 лет назад
That’s fucking hilarious
@TheXell
@TheXell 5 лет назад
Do you climb up beanstalks very often? What am I saying, of course you don't.
@LazyninjaxLNX
@LazyninjaxLNX 3 года назад
Sassasssssssssasssssssss u
@LazyninjaxLNX
@LazyninjaxLNX 3 года назад
Sassasssssssssassssssssss u
@MilloSpiegel
@MilloSpiegel 2 года назад
The universe came together to allow you to make this joke
@primedecanus5301
@primedecanus5301 5 лет назад
The history of famorians in 3 sentences Fey “you’re ugly on the inside” Fomorians “so are you though” Fey “but now you’re ugly on the outside” Got em
@gwest3644
@gwest3644 3 года назад
Fomorians: Hey, that ain’t fair. Fey: Well, neither is your face. Heyo!
@uglyweirdo1389
@uglyweirdo1389 5 лет назад
Retcon whatever makes you feel safe. Aboleth will always remember. Aboleth are always the beginning.
@r.alexandercorbitt1554
@r.alexandercorbitt1554 5 лет назад
I'd like, but you already have 43. You have diesel speed record.
@NathanTAK
@NathanTAK 5 лет назад
And Mind Flayers the end.
@blazesalamancer8767
@blazesalamancer8767 5 лет назад
And dragons remember longer
@EnnuiElpis
@EnnuiElpis 4 года назад
Obyrith are actually the oldest. They’re literally from the universe before the Forgotten Realms. Then and the Great Old Ones, who I’m pretty sure are also from that same previous universe.
@sylph8005
@sylph8005 4 года назад
@@NathanTAK And the beginning
@Fallenmonkd20
@Fallenmonkd20 5 лет назад
Man imagine being a dragon worrying about this new Giant threat then a tree starts yelling in Giant
@mauricioos2294
@mauricioos2294 5 лет назад
dragons when the flying boulder starts yelling giant
@filipevasconcelos4409
@filipevasconcelos4409 5 лет назад
I dunno why, this made me fucking laugh like a maniac
@theoneandonlydetraebean8286
@theoneandonlydetraebean8286 5 лет назад
Fortunate sons intensifies
@charlottewalnut3118
@charlottewalnut3118 3 года назад
You do realize the Giants were the losers in the last one right that’s why they’re so salty and all hate dragons
@tatersalad76
@tatersalad76 3 года назад
@@charlottewalnut3118 they didn't lose, they just didn't win. And since the dragons didn't win, it's a draw
@mauricioos2294
@mauricioos2294 5 лет назад
imagine a campaign where giants like to steal entire houses just for prank
@Scarletraven87
@Scarletraven87 5 лет назад
That's the most stupid thing I heard this month
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 5 лет назад
...that's basically Cloud giants ...so every campain with giant has that. Except for those without houses
@todinson9054
@todinson9054 4 года назад
I had a game where cloud giants flew by and dropped boulders killing 3/4 of the city and party and they just considered it the same as "egging" someone's house.
@samuelgodwin6196
@samuelgodwin6196 4 года назад
Mauricio Schug I’m going to do that
@MrBlack0950
@MrBlack0950 4 года назад
Sounds like a hill giant tbh
@sqw33k
@sqw33k 5 лет назад
Fun fact: "Ordning" is Swedish for order. As in, not chaos. The more you know! ツ
@Freekymoho
@Freekymoho 5 лет назад
Same for the other nordic languages
@GoneZombie
@GoneZombie 5 лет назад
Ordnung in German. Yeah surprise they're all cognate :)
@souffle-d-eclair
@souffle-d-eclair 5 лет назад
Fun fact: ツ romanized is tsu. :)
@Dudenob123
@Dudenob123 5 лет назад
@@GoneZombie same proto language. Known as old germanic. If you ever visit Denmark you can read abiit half of stuff there.
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 5 лет назад
Ordning och reda :)
@MYG
@MYG 5 лет назад
I love how instead of comparing Stronmaus to Zeus you call him "Storm Jesus".
@dracodarkness9518
@dracodarkness9518 5 лет назад
Oh, yea, "Jackson and the weird plant that grew maybe just a little too big", my favorite
@altonsures9475
@altonsures9475 5 лет назад
"They are the blacksmiths and generals" "To win wars you need generals... Which they are not"
@sillyking1991
@sillyking1991 5 лет назад
lol, basically
@LB-uw5cy
@LB-uw5cy 5 лет назад
hmmmmmmmmmm
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 5 лет назад
They DO mention their superior tactics in the MM I Think they mean like large scale logistics and risk evaluation, the know your enemy type things, while fire giants just know optimal stabbing conditions
@shorebreakers96
@shorebreakers96 5 лет назад
I think the difference would be Tactician and Generals. While in our societyy both are merged, the first is good a organising a campaign, prepare new strategy for the army and dispatch ressources accordingly while the other is good at comanding the troops on the batlefield, reading ennemy movements and strategies, keeping men in control and seize opportunity.
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 5 лет назад
@@shorebreakers96 i tried to say the exact same thing but you explained it WAY better and used the correct terminology, so Good job
@CL30
@CL30 5 лет назад
Giants are really old. They have treasure hoards! 25 sessions later and *lots* of dead giants. Welp, I guess they're going to need to make some less-old giants soon or they're going to be forgotten as well as broke.
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 5 лет назад
Wtf is your party
@TerrariaGolem
@TerrariaGolem 5 лет назад
@@defensivekobra3873 *Cyric, Midnight, and Kelemvor*
@kosm999
@kosm999 5 лет назад
If your party is doing that your DMing it wrong.
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 5 лет назад
@@kosm999 you cannot dm wrong tho..
@Daiyuki117
@Daiyuki117 5 лет назад
@@defensivekobra3873 Someone needs to Google "Craig the DM"
@720pgang8
@720pgang8 5 лет назад
Good shit as always. Probably the best simplified D&D lore channel out there right now.
@jellykracken4229
@jellykracken4229 5 лет назад
Jaden M. I guess you can say this video was pretty MAUT....eh?
@peepock7796
@peepock7796 4 года назад
Honestly, for lore, I prefer to watch mrrhexx, who I have no idea if anyone watches but I like his voice and he goes really in depth on the lore of DnD.
@MattZaharias
@MattZaharias 3 года назад
MrRhex is also excellent. You need to check his channel out if you like this one. All of the "what they don't tell you about xyz" videos are great.
@pixelcat5725
@pixelcat5725 3 года назад
@@peepock7796 Yes I love this guy, but I watch Runesmith when I need to laugh
@peepock7796
@peepock7796 3 года назад
@@pixelcat5725 Same reason I’m here. Mrrhexx is enjoyable but I’ll be damned if runesmith isn’t funny.
@superultragamer8245
@superultragamer8245 5 лет назад
“Fire giants are the blacksmiths and generals of giant kind” -5 seconds later- *Great soldiers: aren’t generals*
@PostProteusKitten
@PostProteusKitten 4 года назад
I came here to say this
@erlanddrow7950
@erlanddrow7950 4 года назад
I guess they have generals the same way Orcs have generals. They're generals because they're better at fighting, not because they're smart 🙃
@rock8110
@rock8110 4 года назад
I KNOW RIGHT
@somejerk5662
@somejerk5662 4 года назад
There's a reason their empire crumbled.
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 4 года назад
Hey, we’ve got PLENTY of politicians that aren’t particularly good politicians.
@admiralpepper6933
@admiralpepper6933 5 лет назад
7:26 Ah yes I remembered Ganondorf the Fire Giant as well as his thirst for small elven punani and their triangles of power.
@fuzzyzombielove
@fuzzyzombielove 4 года назад
Also among giant kin are the Goliaths. They're mini giants that exist so people can have giants as player characters. Also, they have natural full body tribal tattoos.
@2lazyt378
@2lazyt378 5 лет назад
I'm slightly disappointed we didn't get a picture of a thicc giantess
@vocalvortexstudios2058
@vocalvortexstudios2058 5 лет назад
Its just metrona from sds
@Runesmith
@Runesmith 5 лет назад
Same. I was hoping for Canyon from adventure time
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 5 лет назад
@@Runesmith hold up here buckaroo....
@skullsquad900
@skullsquad900 5 лет назад
"Oh thank god! We were almost crushed, by her giant Va..." "DUDE! What does your internet history look like?"
@raistlarn
@raistlarn 5 лет назад
Just imagine that picture of a hill giant is wearing a bikini. If you did... Congratulations you will now need mind bleach to scrub that picture out of your head.
@Aplesedjr
@Aplesedjr 5 лет назад
Does anybody find it strange that the cloud giant picture gives the giant vampire fangs? That’s bugged me ever sense I first saw it in the monster manual.
@FerokNuva
@FerokNuva 5 лет назад
I thought the same thing at first but I think they might actually be large lip rings due to the clout giants love of jewelry and all that
@vesve
@vesve 5 лет назад
@@FerokNuva yeah, when I blew it up on my computer and increased the resolution it makes it look like lip rings. The bottoms look like they curl under the lip and the tops come out at an angle that doesn't really make sense for teeth (expecially vampiric fangs)
@Bluecho4
@Bluecho4 5 лет назад
Pretty sure they ARE fangs, and that this is apparently a holdover from earlier editions. Don't quote me on this.
@vesve
@vesve 5 лет назад
@@Bluecho4 the first 3 editions cloud giants teeth do match the angle of the ones in that picture. Those are some odd teeth 😅
@Aplesedjr
@Aplesedjr 5 лет назад
Bluecho4 I researched a bit and I think you’re right. It seems like a weird distinction though, even then. I also figured out they might be lip rings, and I can maybe see that if you look at them just right, but they just protrude so much.
@A_Spec
@A_Spec 5 лет назад
Feed me with your D&D entertainment.
@lechevalier-ns2pt
@lechevalier-ns2pt 3 года назад
Hi ASpec
@fonandoozmando5961
@fonandoozmando5961 5 лет назад
>forget aboleth are old >giants and dragons are the oldest you mean the creatures that came from before the primordials?
@thegamingchance7531
@thegamingchance7531 5 лет назад
Holy shit, I never knew how badly I wanted to run a campaign set during the war between the giants and the dragons
@lebanemcarl68
@lebanemcarl68 5 лет назад
go for it
@azericthetraveller6355
@azericthetraveller6355 5 лет назад
That’d be maat
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 5 лет назад
Only problem: Probably no wizards or artificers, less combat manuvers for fighters, less oral history for bards, fewer playable artificers, less centuries of culture for monks. No rougues becuase no major human cities Really society has no time to develop and thus cannot exist The Only class to really benefit whould be maybe druids
@yourguykhonshu3972
@yourguykhonshu3972 5 лет назад
@@defensivekobra3873 rogues can be anyone sneaky, are you telling me people don't use scouts and assassins during war? The apparent missing centuries of monk monasteries doesn't matter since monks aren't even that reliant on them flavour wise and you can just say ancient ones exist. Why would Fighters have less maneuvers?
@kanoslayer2735
@kanoslayer2735 5 лет назад
Storm kings thunder would be good for that
@ianwoloss4689
@ianwoloss4689 4 года назад
"Hi, I'm thirty feet tall, and my dad's vietnam!" - some random giant
@raddioli
@raddioli 4 года назад
Y-You mean Vietnamese? *No*
@thelordscrusaders387
@thelordscrusaders387 3 года назад
*fortunate sun intensifies*
@teedeegremlin
@teedeegremlin 4 года назад
"If you go far enough north in any world, you're either Saxton Hale or you're dead." Sounds accurate, someone's gotta get those Yetis in Yeti Park after all.
@joule400
@joule400 5 лет назад
"As i try to make ripple effect happen" Are you going to start breathing exercise?
@fritzkraut5833
@fritzkraut5833 5 лет назад
Golly gee. Is that a Jayjay's wacky quest allusion?
@meatballman9343
@meatballman9343 4 года назад
no first they have to meet a mugger and then a guy with a really cool hat
@kingmonster
@kingmonster 5 лет назад
"If you go north in any world, you're either Saxton Hale, or your dead." XD GOD. That like got me rollin'.
@zalanmarkus4939
@zalanmarkus4939 5 лет назад
SAXTON HALE!!!!!!!
@Funkin_Disher
@Funkin_Disher 5 лет назад
Oh mate, thats Australium right there.
@Bacxaber
@Bacxaber 2 года назад
My dead what?
@SgtCandy
@SgtCandy 5 лет назад
2:21 "Do you get to the Cloud District very often?"
@ProjectBarcodeError
@ProjectBarcodeError 5 лет назад
i laughed harder than i should have. thanks anon
@dnddude9652
@dnddude9652 5 лет назад
“It’s like if Australia was covered in snow” PLEASE NO! IT’S ALREADY COLD ENOUGH!
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 года назад
KOALAS ARE DYING TO FIRE. *COLD,* YOU SAY?
@dnddude9652
@dnddude9652 3 года назад
@Alexander Evans I know, right?
@combativeThinker
@combativeThinker 2 года назад
@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Yeah, cold. It’ll need to be a lot hotter to rid the world of those blighters, mate.
@LeafseasonMagbag
@LeafseasonMagbag 5 лет назад
All stories featuring ancient mythology should start with "In the Relative Beginning..."
@evannibbe9375
@evannibbe9375 4 года назад
Leafseason Magbag Or you could follow the semi-trend in Roman mythology: “Before the founding of Rome...” This is how time was generally given as their system of timekeeping did not allow for dating anything that happened before 753 BC.
@combativeThinker
@combativeThinker 2 года назад
@@evannibbe9375 That, or “it is known...” Lol.
@jackwalls6551
@jackwalls6551 5 лет назад
Firbolg- "am i a joke to you?"
@TankTaur
@TankTaur 5 лет назад
Yes
@MukuonChannel
@MukuonChannel 4 года назад
Actually yes.
@maddoxWolfe
@maddoxWolfe 4 года назад
Jack Walls and goliaths
@roguepsykerhaaker4813
@roguepsykerhaaker4813 4 года назад
So is Hartkiller, I will always remember you even Jesusier giant Jesus
@dorca9308
@dorca9308 3 года назад
Fuck giant kin, stupid bastards
@Jackb290
@Jackb290 5 лет назад
Giants, Being quite the tall boy I sympathize with them, though I'm totally just a smart orc.
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 5 лет назад
Etinns are adorable
@stacycrotser813
@stacycrotser813 5 лет назад
You will never know why this got likes.
@muffinbros1145
@muffinbros1145 5 лет назад
Stacy Crotser you should check out PuffinForest!
@bobhihih
@bobhihih 5 лет назад
XPtoLevel3 "Am I a joke to you?"
@muffinbros1145
@muffinbros1145 5 лет назад
Jair Brown lol
@hunter5822
@hunter5822 5 лет назад
Seconded!
@stacycrotser813
@stacycrotser813 5 лет назад
MuffinBro’s 11 I have man, he’s an awesome animator!
@Kurai_69420
@Kurai_69420 5 лет назад
I'm surprised there wasn't a single reference to the Skyrim Space Program
@RayAkuma
@RayAkuma 3 года назад
8:13 Damn now i have a scene in my head of a proud dwarfen smith showing off his master piece in his dying breath only to see a giant starting to explode in booming laughter and just one up this dying dude xD
@thesparrow1116
@thesparrow1116 5 лет назад
Runesmith claims he only ever left the house 6 days ago for coffee That explains his insane upload rate... God save his soul
@reyesvargas-arriaga4052
@reyesvargas-arriaga4052 5 лет назад
can you make a video about Goliaths rune boy? HOLY THIS IS THE MOST LIKES I HAVE EVERY GOTTEN
@greenhawk3796
@greenhawk3796 5 лет назад
Goliaths: they are like giants, but worse in almost every way that isn't "fitting through an average door" this is why I homebrewed my Goliath to be Frost & more like a giant.
@reyesvargas-arriaga4052
@reyesvargas-arriaga4052 5 лет назад
@@greenhawk3796 thanks dude
@AmigoRoberto
@AmigoRoberto 5 лет назад
Final boss was a storm giant. I made him a literal toddler throwing a giant sized tantrum.
@coyraig8332
@coyraig8332 5 лет назад
Did you give him a rattle?
@AmigoRoberto
@AmigoRoberto 5 лет назад
@@coyraig8332 thunder maul
@coyraig8332
@coyraig8332 5 лет назад
@@AmigoRoberto so basically yes
@AmigoRoberto
@AmigoRoberto 5 лет назад
@@coyraig8332 the moral choice for final boss fight was left up to them. Fight the toddler giant or fight the lich grandpa while siding with the other choice. They liked lich grandpa
@coyraig8332
@coyraig8332 5 лет назад
@@AmigoRoberto you are an evil dm
@secretsociety1636
@secretsociety1636 5 лет назад
Legend says there is a storm giant living in the original club penguin
@Jodamanify
@Jodamanify 5 лет назад
I'm starting a political campaign against wizards of the coast. "MAKE GIANTS SCARY AGAIN!!!"
@sillyking1991
@sillyking1991 5 лет назад
dude....when have giants not been scary?
@dlastkatipunero2185
@dlastkatipunero2185 5 лет назад
I think you mean active?
@Jodamanify
@Jodamanify 5 лет назад
If you look at the stat blocks, they aren't that hard to fight. If you were to 1v1 a giant vs a dragon, dragons come out on top 7/10 times.
@burningbronze7555
@burningbronze7555 5 лет назад
@@Jodamanify Dragons can not run an economy the giants also have hands and wizards.
@Aplesedjr
@Aplesedjr 4 года назад
Jodamanify very much depends on which dragon and which giant. Also, there are a lot more giants than there are dragons. You won’t be finding a cave filled with a mini society of dragons anytime soon, but you could find a few dozen stone or fire giants.
@Spraxinator
@Spraxinator 3 года назад
I can now imagine a frost giant and saxton hale fighting and in the distance you hear the occasional SAXTON HAAAALLLLEE
@DelphanGruss
@DelphanGruss 5 лет назад
"You're either Saxton Hale, or you're dead." Love it.
@MisterSmith00
@MisterSmith00 5 лет назад
The "Giant Soul" sorcerer is what initially clued me into giants... They are fascinating...and having a character with a distant lineage to them offers interesting character traits....this video has given me numerous ideas! I "wish" the djinn races had such a subclass...
@RustoKomuska
@RustoKomuska 5 лет назад
"big Daddy Vietnam is coming home" Nice
@domagojm7696
@domagojm7696 5 лет назад
Runesmith: Mentions Saxton Hale My brain: *PROPERTY DAMAGE*
@imightbethelemongod5943
@imightbethelemongod5943 4 года назад
SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!
@jmartinbuzios
@jmartinbuzios 5 лет назад
1:17 im pretty sure you meant Dark Sun
@gmlux2682
@gmlux2682 5 лет назад
Another video? SO SOON? This upload schedule really is inconsistent.
@elibartlett6723
@elibartlett6723 5 лет назад
got-em
@revenantproxy9100
@revenantproxy9100 5 лет назад
I appreciate the variation from small fellas to large lads.
@Moths05
@Moths05 5 лет назад
I thought this was going to be a review of jack and the beanstalk
@unnero1
@unnero1 5 лет назад
Wait. So when giants ruled there were just them and dragons. But there was noone else around that they could compare their size to other then dragons. So, is a giant even a giant when all they have besides them are dragons?
@dford4014
@dford4014 5 лет назад
They aren't giants we're minis!
@ackyducc5040
@ackyducc5040 2 года назад
"they're like absol, as seeing one always means good luck" Y'know if you see an absol that generally means your entire town is about to be destroyed by an earthquake or something
@hernehaugen6878
@hernehaugen6878 Год назад
In fairness if you see an absol before the disaster it's an omen of, you still have time to escape or warn others. That's pretty good luck to me.
@oyrsimaja
@oyrsimaja 5 лет назад
My husband and I want to play Dungeons and dragons but we have no friends really (cause we are 37 and 36 and everyone we know has kids while we are still working to make them after 4 year lol) and we have never played before cause... well... I wasn't even cool enough for the nerds to want let me play with them when I was in school... and well my husband kinda just I dont know didn't 😂🤣😂 but we very much appreciate and enjoy your videos lol so thank you for posting them dude! And keep up the good works!
@Ingothrial
@Ingothrial 5 лет назад
Check some local hobby shops. Some places run game nights and are really open to teaching new players. Of course there are some that are tight groups but I know some people are super open.
@oyrsimaja
@oyrsimaja 5 лет назад
@@Ingothrial wow really! Totally gonna have to check them out! Didn't think of that for whatever reason lol seems pretty obvious now that I think about it lol thank you so much! You are wonderful!
@alexross1816
@alexross1816 4 года назад
I can't stop replaying the "Their big ass footsteps with the Fes and the FiFoFums meant that they owned the place"
@brethnew
@brethnew 5 лет назад
"And that's Basically Giants" You're welcome
@MrKyel17
@MrKyel17 5 лет назад
Thumbnail looks like "BASKALLY GIANTS" Great video as always.
@maromania7
@maromania7 4 года назад
If you don't have correctly sized tokens, a soda can works perfectly. And the looks on your players faces will be wonderful as it looms over their characters.
@oighear4135
@oighear4135 5 лет назад
This was a very good video and very informative but it is a shame you forgot about the other Giant-kin the Firbolgs which are the best.
@letrokid1121
@letrokid1121 5 лет назад
Runesmith: "On the top of the pantheon is Stronmaus, who's like storm Jesus." Me: "So... Zues... you're trying to say he's like Zues..."
@xxXXRAPXXxx
@xxXXRAPXXxx 5 лет назад
Well that depends how much he fucks around. Jesus-not much. Zeus- fucked EVERYTHING that moved.
@zanecarlson2285
@zanecarlson2285 4 года назад
“Raiding a bestbuy during a blackout.” 2020:😬😬
@deltaphant_
@deltaphant_ 5 лет назад
I would comment about my plans involving giants in my campaign but I know a bunch of my players watch this channel too.
@light6463
@light6463 5 лет назад
Risk it
@funk8782
@funk8782 5 лет назад
Dude giants are my favorite so glad you made this. Great Npc interactions, a giant king was a fan favorite in my public games.
@quackmaster1014
@quackmaster1014 5 лет назад
Really dig your video, surprised though that there was no menchon of Firbolgs.
@bolyons2155
@bolyons2155 5 лет назад
Ettins are actual giants, the first was just a runt and thus wasn't accepted by their brethren.
@jeffreylaporte6525
@jeffreylaporte6525 4 года назад
Their social status depends on their wealth, More like *clout* giants, amiright?
@projectj7235
@projectj7235 5 лет назад
Never clicked on a video so hard since I'm running storm kings
@elianisthebrave6988
@elianisthebrave6988 5 лет назад
i remember the one time i used giants, i had two cloud giants fighting over a bag of beans (yes it was jack's), one of the giant lord had stolen it from the other and there skirmishes between the two factions threatened to destroy a city, since the bodies of slayed giants would fall from the sky.
@Plainofices
@Plainofices 4 года назад
Fun additional scary facts about giants. Storm giants: whenever they are nearing the end of their life and don't wanna die, they go full druid and become an immortal living storm, surround whatever place they do this shit in for the rest of time until they are slain. How do you kill a literal living storm? No idea. Hill giants: oh yea if one of them gets so sick that they keep throwing up, they actually lock the giant away and starve them until he gets better. This leads to most the time rampage as remember food is a hill giants religion literally. Frost giants: Ever wonder what some storm giants do to bulk up and become chieftain? Well one forbidden and taboo way is to go abandon Thyrm as your lord and savior, worship troll god, go out and slay a troll, then consume its carcass to gain its regenerative powers. The fucked thing here is that they may develop vestigial body parts such as extra heads, a tail, arms, legs, nipples, etc etc due to frost giants biology not suppose to be like a troll. When they are finally figure out they are thrown out the clan because weakness reasons and they just wander around fucking up everything in pure rage. Stone giants: my favorite fucking thing about stone giants is canonically they are overpowered as fuck. You know how they call the world outside their cave "Land of dreams" and shit? Well stone giants are lucid dreamers. Translation: they literally start to bend reality, the laws of nature, gravity, etc etc if they spend long enough outside their underground cave home. To them the world is literally a dream, meaning to them that they can do whatever they want so normally its common to see a chaotic fuck off stone giant turning a boat into a war ship and chucking that bitch at an adventuring group for the lolz.
@hunter5822
@hunter5822 5 лет назад
They had barely any lore in the books so I thank you immensely for sharing with us the actual lore... well approximate lore... according to them.
@jamesgeorge7579
@jamesgeorge7579 5 лет назад
7:30, Fire Giants: Blacksmiths and Generals. 7:48, Fire Giants: Aren't Generals
@countsnowyofgwainn3996
@countsnowyofgwainn3996 5 лет назад
"Big daddy vietnam is comming home" that line cracks me up every time. that and the one thing he said with the Copper dragon Which if its fine i would totally use that for one of my games. Fricken Sean connery durgan ^_^
@bretterry8356
@bretterry8356 5 лет назад
Why don't YOU go for a walk? I went to the park with my wife and daughter today. We saw ducks.
@dominicmanester8125
@dominicmanester8125 5 лет назад
Attack on Titan giants aren't scary, they are derpy and hilarious.
@Drekromancer
@Drekromancer 5 лет назад
Idk man, they're scary like Oni. They look derpy, but their eyes are soulless and uncanny. It freaks me out.
@erikschaal4124
@erikschaal4124 3 года назад
One of the things I've wanted to do was to create Humanoid settlement that is literally just the dwelling of a Giant that once lived their. (What may have been a simple manor for a Giant would be an entire city for humans.) I just need to find a was to represent that architecture.
@rejvaik00
@rejvaik00 5 лет назад
Who would win? Ancient and powerful dragons that breathe fire or one Goliath rocky boi?
@edwardoliveira1748
@edwardoliveira1748 5 лет назад
Gimme music link
@CurlySwish666
@CurlySwish666 5 лет назад
Had a good laugh from this. Great "cameo" from Oney. Anyone else preorder the Freddy Freaker plushie?
@josephmoore286
@josephmoore286 5 лет назад
Why is cold always North? There are two poles on a planet, and you have tall mountains.
@hungangquang9823
@hungangquang9823 5 лет назад
Um acktually, it's pronounced An- nam. Like Vietnam, but with an An.
@genralguy5127
@genralguy5127 3 года назад
Hill giants: hungering behemoths Fire giants: warrior smiths Stone giants: dreaming destroyers Snow giants: destructive raiders Storm giants: watching sentinels Cloud giants: GAMBLE
@Aethrin
@Aethrin 5 лет назад
Your humor is so awesome. I can see the constant improvement each new video. You seem to be more yourself.
@Tomha
@Tomha 5 лет назад
I wish you could play a Giant in D&D, but my group always say "They're OP to start, and too weak to play period."
@horus486153
@horus486153 5 лет назад
I love you, Logan. Keep that amazing content coming please UwU
@ChestersonJack
@ChestersonJack 3 года назад
1:18 And yet all of these coexist in spell-jammer. It’s ambitious, but in my campaign setting I’m attempting to reconcile all of these histories and lores.
@MakeLoveNotWar687
@MakeLoveNotWar687 5 лет назад
I'm sorry what, can you give more details of the mating of annam and othea
@kylestanley7843
@kylestanley7843 5 лет назад
Yknow, just a god boning a mountain As one does :)
@biteso2333
@biteso2333 5 лет назад
Giants are our favourite Nordic big boi’s
@dakcka
@dakcka 5 лет назад
Logan describing Hill Giants was so unexpectedly beautiful
@lolmeister9764
@lolmeister9764 5 лет назад
Saxton HALEE!
@flounderflounder6833
@flounderflounder6833 3 года назад
"Dnd lacks a true sense of scale" truuuuuue
@sffb8295
@sffb8295 3 года назад
"Nothing cool or interesting is happening recently." Me in 2020 and 2021: *laughs nervously*
@CyprusLLama
@CyprusLLama 5 лет назад
13:24 Still waiting for the final "And that's basically Giants"
@jimyurripe4029
@jimyurripe4029 5 лет назад
IT"S HERE, MY WISH HAS COME TRUE. BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE GIANT COMMENT SECTION. NOW MY LIFE IS COMPLETE AND I CAN LIVE LIFE IN A SMALL GIGANTIC HOLE.
@KurNorock
@KurNorock 4 года назад
"Giants are fucking scary man" Which is an idea that I had to drill into my D&D group the hard way. They thought that they could just run up to the giant and start hitting it with their little swords and hammers and eventually wear it down and kill it. Which unfortunately would actually work if you just follow normal D&D rules. But I don't run my campaigns like that. I focus more on realism. So after they got TPKed in one casual swing from the giant's club and got all annoyed about how that isn't how the rule books say it works, I asked them to imagine a rat standing by their foot, beating them about the shins and ankles with a tooth pick, and how absolutely ineffective that would be against them. Then they finally got the idea. I did a reset on the game, turning the clock back to when the party first heard they had to fight a giant. Instead of just assuming they could charge in and beat up its foot until it died, they made a plan, made custom weapons specific to the task, and hired mercenaries to help carry out the plan. The still barely managed to kill the giant. Giants are scary. Especially if you have a DM who knows how to use them.
@nirast2561
@nirast2561 5 лет назад
QUEST IDEA: Your party is recruited by the King to deal with one of his Cities that refuse to pay up taxes, or really communicate at all with the central power. The armies he sends there are always defeated by SOMETHING, but the part isn't inform WHAT. When you get to the city, you find out that they've made a pact with the Cloud Giant: the city pays him tribute, and in return, the giant offers them protection. The reason they did this is because the king is a giant dick (insert joke here), and he would rarely make sure the city and its citizens have what's needed, instead just asking for money and resources (obviously, the Cloud Giant is cheaper). From here the party has to choose: Do they kill the Giant? The King promised them a stupid amount of money, like 10k GP for each. Do the overthrow the King? There's a good chance the Cloud Giant will speak with one of his Fiery cousins to make you some legendary loot. Or do you mind your own business? You gain nothing, but you also don't risk your lives.
@031Productions
@031Productions 5 лет назад
Man, how do you put out quality videos so quickly? Seriously killing me. Any chance of you putting out a video showing how you plan/make your videos, like a DM notes that Jacob does but not cringey?
@moreaverage4813
@moreaverage4813 5 лет назад
Liked only for the Vietnam fact. Now I want a video dedicated to trivial facts
@thatpersonineverycommentse2195
that only sponsorship that was funny and i don't play d&d
@ProjectBarcodeError
@ProjectBarcodeError 5 лет назад
So in short, Cloud Giants are Nobles but with actual competence to procure safety by yeeting other predators nearby? Seems like a good deal for a peasant instead of the adventurer random market.
@kana22693
@kana22693 5 лет назад
Holy shit! The royalty free music you used starting from 0:50 nearly gave me a heart attack, I thought one of my hentai games was open on another computer.
@vicenzostella1390
@vicenzostella1390 3 года назад
I don't know if it's possible, but I wanna try befriending a giant. imagine you walking into battle, fighting back-to-back with a giant?
@unknqwnshepherd1872
@unknqwnshepherd1872 5 лет назад
ONI is literally a Japanese ogre, so there’s 2 types of ogre in D&D
@kylestanley7843
@kylestanley7843 5 лет назад
'Yaint wrong per se, but Oni definitely have their DnD twist.
@combativeThinker
@combativeThinker 2 года назад
Well, if you wanna be technical all oni are spiritual beings classified as youkai, and most of them are actually good. Oni are protector spirits who, through lingual corruption, became known over time by the Japanese as evil spirits.
@positrondecay4784
@positrondecay4784 4 года назад
2:54 Romans: Heh, that's cute. Try living daily live with statues of Priapus adorning buildings.
@SirPonnd
@SirPonnd 5 лет назад
7:26 You can't fool me. That's just Ganondorf.
@ayindephulgence4950
@ayindephulgence4950 5 лет назад
holy shit
@wolfcalibur1569
@wolfcalibur1569 5 лет назад
Imagine being some elf arcane fighter, then the fire giant scores a crit and yells DORIYAH. Then you're an Orc Barbarian who just joined a group of adventurers after their elf got obliterated by a giant
@maximillionchaoswolf
@maximillionchaoswolf 5 лет назад
And the cloud giant is Hannibal Lector.
@4649kasumi
@4649kasumi 5 лет назад
Could you put music credit in your descriptions? You use a lot of awesome music and I'd love to know the artists/names so I could use it for my campaigns.
@xanathar8659
@xanathar8659 5 лет назад
1:03 love the whistle
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