Batman Violates The Justice League 

I think I read this in the New 52... can't remember. It's been a while and I'm WAY behind. If I recall wasn't this the storyline where Joker was using some chemical to regenerate from wounds and was actually hundreds of years old? When was this arc? I want to go back and catch up. 😀 By the way, GREAT narration and character voices.

excellent joker voice mark would be proud :)

At this point either i grew older or this has become a Detailed version of Road-runner show or Tom & Jerry ~ Batman refuses to kill Innocent ppl pay the price and he solves the problem caused by his own Ego or Oath to never KILL a criminal but let innocents die XD ~ Batman is the worse protagonist of all time.. shameful as fkk.

The death theme for the Joe chill moment was perfect

@@mikeattard3543hey man what’s the comic called? I really forgot the title

To be fair, it was West's Batman that comic Batman admits is the one Batman more prepared than him.

I mean he does have anti bar reppelent i guess he didn’t bring it or sum

it turned him gay so not worth it

I was at least expecting plastique, but jail bar repellant would bump the comic to the next level.

At this point either i grew older or this has become a Detailed version of Road-runner show or Tom & Jerry ~ Batman refuses to kill Innocent ppl pay the price and he solves the problem caused by his own Ego or Oath to never KILL a criminal but let innocents die XD ~ Batman is the worse protagonist of all time.. shameful as fkk.

Yeah

Bs imo

@@Handlesaretrash Bruce is top 3 smartest on the planet, it's like saying BS to evil reed richards being able to solo the world.

​@@Ddday14 (the Maker)

@@endeavor1299 perfect example

Definitely beginning to think the entire Batman and Joker plot is just an elaborate “enemies to lovers” story.

the idea is that NOT killing the Joker is a large part of what holds him back from becoming a true psycho

@@asaenvolk that's idea tho. The reality is that it doesn't make any sense

​@tutumazibuko2510 It makes a lot of sense Batman is a guy of reason, and if he killed one guy, how much easier would it be to kill the next? Injustice Superman is a perfect example. Superman, thought to have been incorruptible, broken with his wife and unborn child murdered. Superman did no hesitate to kill Joker, and while he was going easy on convicts at first, he eventually started killing again, eventually killing Billy aka Shazam. The real problem, other than the writers constantly letting Joker get away, is gotham's justice system consistently letting Joker go to an Asylum instead of giving him the death penalty.

@@gamingnerd0348 dude what are you talking about Batman is a sane guy more sane than anyone in the justice league he was dealing with the justice league like they are his immortal enemies yet cannot kill freaking joker Killing just joker would fix everything and he CAN keep himself in check after that if the writers once made Batman seem like the genius he is

Or a gasmask

@@AndrewTaylorNintyuk fr i was waiting for him to pull it out, but plot i guess.

It's the kryptonite gum for me

It was in his utility belt, you can see at 2:20 and 2:27 that he has it in his hand. How he managed to grab it in the split second between Julia noticing something and Wonder Woman smashing him into the ground is the real question. But also it is kinda weird he didn't just pull out a small breaching charge that he has been shown to have and just blow a wall to get out of the cell.

He knows lockpicking too so this was whole new layer of weird

How does a rock turn into gum?

@@TumelocarthbertSekoba-ur2gklace it small enough? I know there are tons of micro rocks in water from sinks. Honestly I’m just spitballing.

In Batman case he has to be ready for any possible scenario 😂

@@TumelocarthbertSekoba-ur2gk you brake it to nano particles, essentially what dust is. and then mix it up with your preferred substance. it aint rocket science. Actually many of the things you eat and drink have minerals in them, which were rocks

​@@TumelocarthbertSekoba-ur2gkall salt is little rocks

it was a new strain ..... didnt they say it ?

And every single fight always ignores how fast Superman is.

​@functionatthejunction what you on about batman got speed blitzed the second super arrived and when he pulled him out the mech they were damn near at ozone layer

@@ghost1182able If it were a full, safety off Supes he could punch Batman so hard he'd be reduced to sub atomic particles and do so faster than light. Batman always gets to go all out in these showdowns but Supes is always written at less than full power.

Also they forget that the flash has such a fast Metabolism most toxins/poisons leave his body the moment he runs somewhere

He was infected, can't expect that level of clear headedness from him, although it does seem he was still somewhat in control. Maybe the virus had enough control of him to prevent him from thinking rationally.

Question: How many bullets do you put into the bad guy at the end of the horror movie? Answer: All of them...plus one extra magazine. Just to be sure...

@@Comicsluvr there was an axe. Just take his whole head off.

@@warpfrenzy After you empty the whole clip and an extra mag, cut his head off, then Throw Joker out the window 😅

​@@AligusAdventus1274but then if he survives you wont find the body and cant confirm his death

I literally typed up plot armour and this video showed up 💀💀

Hey man if the writer writes him to win he can win call it what u want but that's that's happened

@@yeahurbanned7602 _Hey man if the writer writes him to win he can win call it what u want but that's that's happened_ Typically all main characters in every book, magazine, tv show and movie have the same theme. They win, aka Plot Armor. It's the way stories work, they are built around the hero winning... No reason to get offended if the phrase 'plot armor' is used, but it's an accurate description.

@@yeahurbanned7602it’s called bad writing. 😂 plot armor is fine though. All main characters has it but Batman plot armor is jut fcking ridiculous.

@@Arcad1010Rey

@@breadandcircuses8127 Part of the reason is that Hollywood has historically been terrible at maintaning long-running story-driven sagas, with the MCU being the biggest effort to subvert that, and even then, it's been on a downward trajectory after Endgame. In Batman's case, there's always something that messes us the current continuity forcing them to start over (executive meddling ruining the Burton-verse, the death of Joker's actor from the Dark Knight, the DCEU... being the DCEU), so there isn't enough set-up to really get into the weird interesting stories. At least we have the animated shows and movies.

@breadandcircuses8127 I know they won’t do this, but Imagine if the next Batman movie was a time skip to the court of owls, I just hope that if they ever put it on the big screen they accurately portray the Labrinth. That is what put the court above so many other villains even after only one time of them going head to head. No other villain, even the joker fucked with Batman that much on their first go at it. I loved reading through that run

Right? And that was just the beginning.

You guys need to read the other comics, endurance enhancers have made him recover from a shovel stabbed in his torso. Batman takes multiple durability enhancers which numb him to pain. Even as a Batman fan I get that this plot armor stuff is getting out of hand but he’s literally one of the first superheroes and is a human. The writers will always make him the underdog and still win.

@@kiryukazuma7960 With a skull denser than concrete, that ain't no human. And with visible plot armor powers, that ain't no human either. They always talk about his body breaking down, but he's still somehow magically functional. Even though his bones, tendons and brain take a lifetime's worth of MMA beatings every weekend. I guess it's like in Dragon Ball Z shonen power fantasy things - where strength isn't based on any internal logic. But the external popularity of the character. Goku gets to be a god, while Tien is a schmuck even though he shouldn't be. So Batman's super power is meta: He gets screentime in conflicts he has zero means to realistically contribute to. Because that's what the fans want to see.

@@BMoser-bv6kn yes, I think his strength comes from his popularity, kind of like Bigby from The Wolf Among Us. He's the most notorious fable and hence he's nigh un-killable

Buddy he already fell from the space landed on his fit and walked , he doesn't have a human durability clearly

I say it every time😂 he is a human. He dies most 1v1s all the suits and gadgets are nonsense 😂

8:42 like wtf is this

agreed

Batman is the most successful DC movie character, gotta promote the golden goose.

@@FuglyStick nice name

Nah I’d prep time

I love how you can accept there's multiple universes, but one where Batman beats Superman is where you draw the line 😭😭

Lol😂

Blud ain’t even finish the video. This literally isn’t their fault.

His plans have been stolen and used on them. Also if he didn't save the joker's life Joker wouldn't be here to do this.

​@@HandlesaretrashFr

@@Handlesaretrash that's the point. its their fault or not when they turned against the humanity, the contingency plans is there to save the day.

@@UniqueGameDev No, no it’s not. Commenter makes it sound like they intentionally do this shit to him and then they get offended because Batman made contingencies to stop them even though they put him through hell, when in actuality bro probably saw the first few seconds and immediately thought the JL intentionally turned on him when it ain’t the case.

I thought I was just hearing things

I have a video that is that whistle at random times throughout the hour and had to pause the video to check i hadnt accidentally activated the video

comic writer probably wanted superman to use the laser eyes

That wording sounds so good

so the fight wouldnt end quickly

superman stores solar energy, it wouldn't have made a difference unless her was away from the sun for a long time

Because Superman had plot

And yet Hollywood can't get Superman right minus Christopher Reeves's Superman.

Bro thats why characters can do anything, the writers make the story💀💀

Depends Flash: yes Superman: literally the weakest superhero in DC if he isn't made fast enough to "ignore" kryptonite.

For real. IF Superman wanted to eliminate Batman, all he would have to do is heat vision him from orbit and call it a day. He could literally take a chunk of the earth out the size of the moon by looking at it hard enough, but the writers never want to deal with the repercussions.

​@@Eshtian weakened superman still destroys half of the roster lmao

Yeah, and it just kept getting more and more out there. The Joker can dominate the entire Justice League, and then he can start a zombie apocalypse, and patient zero just HAPPENS to be Joe Chill, and Joe Chill isn’t super old, for some reason, and the Joker is a force of supernatural chaos who has been around for the last 100 years, and bullets don’t work on him, and he can start fires by snapping his fingers. It sounds like something that would happen in Batman’s head under the effects of Scarecrow’s fear toxin, and they mention that he is under those effects when this comic starts.

@@benfarrar741 joe chill doesn't have to be a fucking grandpa lmao, he could be 10 years older that batman and that would make him in his 50s at most

@@eslezer6996 didn't joe chill kill bruce's parents when bruce was like 10? it is stated in this comic that he is in his 30s and joe chill was probably also in his 30s when he killed his parents so he should look older, but even then it doesn't disprove the fact that this might be just another "all in his head" comic, truly original and not overused.

Metal bars:

No human CAN leave an outline in concrete the concrete will literally turn you into paste

It's almost like this isn't real life or something

true

Or maybe just get a god dam lawyer and give him the death row for god sake.... like Jesus Christ!!

But you know the writers, the Joker just HAS to live.

DC humans can recover from injuries like that over time

@@alexandergreene461 funny you should say that, The Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker movie is almost like what you described

Isnt that the premise of Injustice? Superman just does it

That’s why superman is better

Even a society that doesn’t have the death penalty would strip joker of his citizenship and kill him as a combatant

The gum did hit Superman’s EYE. Pretty sure if it was in his chest it wouldn’t have done anything

​@@nhandinh7404yeah, eyes are porous, and they would have absorbed that instantly. I think anyone would double over in a moment if they had acid in their eye

And ESPECIALLY make it potent enough to knock out SUPERMAN?!

The eyes connect to the nose and throat. The eyes are close to the brain and mucus membrane already. You want them to kiss like in today's comics.

Yes, it is better when the human Batman is facing the human Joker rather than overpowered Wonderwoman or Superman.

nah its just being smart

hes just mary sue

Captain America has more plot armor because the super soldier serum made him at peak human condition not actually super strength or other things yet he went toe to toe with gods barehanded where batman has to use tools and weaknesses to win

@@dennisbeaman958 Finally Somebody with a functioning brain

Same I saw this years ago. Now it’s kinda just bs

Never underestimate human potential . But there is a bit of plot armor

@@jyymorrison1445 bro stop saying theres plot armor, its a comic book. this is batman at his peak

@@BoggleTIN ok..?

@@BoggleTIN your joking right

@@Potato_Sama "YeaH Im toTaLLy JokIN" 😐

It's because no one just comes and outright kills him, they wanna give him time by talking shit but the moment he realizes you're trying to hurt him you're already in a losing fight.

Nah, Joker gas doesn`t make you smarter or better at planning. Just as drugs - they numb out certain parts of brain and personality, so JL was severely nerfed there. Without the Joker gas they could`ve avoided about half of stuff he uses. Or maybe attacked all at once

@@breadandcircuses8127 well, even drugged and poisoned Justice League as opponent is still impressive feat to survive against. And if he had time to actually prepare for an attack without rush, he certainly could make the fight without as much risk or property damage. But you cant prepare for everything, and noone could predict that Joker would suddenly infect the team.. In fact, how the f did he manage to do so.

Keep in mind they are under joker's control- probably not their peak usage of ablities, and on top of that they take time to gloat like mister j

​@@breadandcircuses8127how so he's outsmarted Darkseid before one of DC most intelligent characters

Batman invented a bullet that can vibrate properly to kill a speedster so they can’t phase through the bullet. He can use the same technology to protect him from phasing through the armor

U really think batman didn't plan for that while he had plans for everything else thats like the first sub power batman learned about flash also in a tangent flash can run on clouds thats a cool sub power and the beyond flash she can run on air

He can do that to others, just not Batman cuz well…he’s Batman.

Cause writer sht on flash. He is a jobber and you know what’s even worse? He is fighting against a character known to possess the thickest plot armor in dc. Good luck with that. 😂

He can't kill joker anyway because joker will come back he always does same with others that die

@@dennisbeaman958PARALYZE HIM!!!

Fax

An accurate Batman vs. Superman would be over in one page. No one would buy it. The best approach to the “Batman vs. Superman” concept was in the animated series. The two heroes teamed up to take on Lex Luthor and the Joker, and they clashed over the appropriate methods they should use to fight crime. By the end, they had arrived at a place of mutual respect and friendship.

this. It's kind of sad that there is no whole follow up... but probably to boost up the comic sales

@@panix186 yeah I think it's to encourage people to read the official releases, which I respect ultimately

I wish they'd at least list the name of the comic arc

​@@VerdeMortethey posted a link to the comic in the description.

Simple. He’s their biggest moneymaker…

@@troyjollimore4100then you may as well just not include the other characters and make everything about batman…

@@talentroller4413 They could… But you have to have some variety.

@@troyjollimore4100 then treat those characters with respect or don’t use them at all. at least marvel is better in this area

@@talentroller4413 They’re just struggling to understand and pander to their audience, which is VERY difficult these days. Marvel bridges the gaps with humour, but that is getting harder and harder to do.

Batman Violates The Justice League 🥴

You spelled joke wrong

Not Batman but the writers are wanking him up 😂

Exactly