Battle of the Baneblades - UMW 40k Mod: Men of War - Assault Squad 2 

Hey hey people, much like the Wasteland 3 video, this video was edited by another editor. In case you aren't aware, save for those two videos, my entire channel's worth of content (now literally 1024? videos as of today) is all edited by me. However, I do want to see about working with editors, especially once the current storm passes, to allow me to work more on fusterclucks and long form content that requires more editing. Let me know if you liked the editing style, cheers!

Tau lose in melee, even against inanimate objects. This is 100% accurate.

For The Greater Good! Wall: DENIED!

I can imagine an Aussie guardsman sitting in his trench shouting at a Tau "WHY ARE YOU SO SHIT!?"

"Why are the Tau so shit?!!" *Kitten screaming aprovingly in the background*

The tank running over the guardsman feels REEEALLLY lore friendly for some reason.

Baneblade 1: oh your approaching me Baneblade 2: I can't hit you with my sword without driving closer

in order to keep the game running smoothly tank tracks will often stop moving. since the sentinels walk cycle is classed as its tracks it often just glides about in order to do keep everything ticking over

"Why are the Tau so shit?" Well, Rimmy, it's actually pretty simple: it's because they don't even fight in melee.

Never in my entire life of RTS gaming have i complained about a faction being crap because they genuinely crash into walls and stun themselves. What the hell ?!

Chaos Space marine: "All shall fall to Chaos-" *Gets hit by artillery* See kids, that's grimdark humour.

When you're 200+ metric ton super heavy tank is only 10 kph slower than a 60 ton tank; you know you're in the Grim Darkness of the far future!

Letting all of you know that SpaceHulk: Deathwing is on sale for 10 bucks on steam. The Emperor Protects!

This mod is perfectly balanced. Just like how 9th Edition is "polished to perfection"

Tau weakness is the wall. Let's build the wall surrounding their system!

Me : breath Rymmi : battle of baneblade Also me : DRIVE ME CLOSER , I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD

Hey Rimmy i would love to see more of this. Cheers!

Walls are technically in melee range if you hit them, explaining the tau being shit

This is an older version of the mod oof, current version is much more balanced Imo.

I am a simple man. I see 40k and Rimmy, I click.

Tony Ross: Hero of the Imperium!

The engine's limitations really makes Men of War's physics ridiculous

Last time I was this early, Rimmy was driving a Stompa in Arma 3.

"Why are the Tau so shit?!" Well because they're Tau, Rimmy!

Every time I hear Rimmy say "Greetings!" I immediately want it to be followed up with "We're with the Science Team!". All because of that Vindicta video.

That Crisis Suit bonking its head on a wall is amazing.

I've been binging rimmy content today and yesterday and lo and behold he uploads. Do mine eyes deceive me? Hath the god emperor granted me a blessing? Or am i just lucky? who know, but i'm happy nonetheless.

Today with "Tony Ross" we're going to add some happy little guardsmen. But you know what I think they need a friend so let's paint in a toxic fallout sky. Now it's time to beat the Chaos out of our brush!

I was watching the Siege of Vraks Series from Archammer and thought to myself that an RTS would be nice semms i found it nice. :)

Rimmy: "WHY ARE THE TAU SO SH**T?!?!" The Entire 40k Community: "You wanna list?"

BaneDio: oho you're approaching me? JotaroBlade: I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer

I think that, aesthetically, Warhammer would be perfect if you mixed it with the Interwar period and pulled a grittier Valkyria Chronicles.

Ah, I see Dawn of War 2 is still in development. We've been waiting 16 years and this is all they've got to show for it.

And you didn't see the best part of the "T'au gameplay" almost every xv battlesuit has the ability to use it's jumpack to yeet itself out of the game, funniest and most bugged thing I have ever seen.

Rimmy: *makes video* Me: *happy guardsmen noises*

The tau can't into melee so whenever they hit something they can't deal with it.

"Noo you can't just ignore melee that's heresy" "Haha, railgun go whooom"

6:11 Ah. Found the guy who taught Chapter Master Gabriel Angelos acrobatics.

Emperor be like, imma build a wall to keep the xenos out, and the Tau are gonna pay for it!!!

"Why are Tau shit?" Tau in the lore

I was gonna tell you this mod existed but you just did it. Nice

Ah yes, it is a well documented phenomena that the Tau, both as a species and their techno-heresy constructs, are auto-yeet’d when coming into melee with any physical object. It doesn’t even have to be animate! Praise be that Mankind knows no such weakness...aside from the occasional fallen pillar obstructing the odd Baneblade here and there, but that’s the exception!

Thanks for playing this mod Rimmy! I've wanted to see your reaction to it for awhile!

You have my approval for this footage to be displayed

You should play Ravenfield and the WH40K mod pack it is amazing it has Necron, Eldar, Tau, Chaos IG, IG, Space Marine skin, Orks, and all the vehicles. Its amazing

The imp walkers even in the law are scarily quick because they basically bound when they run

The title reminds me of a battle i played in this mod with a friend. I don't know wich factions exactly we played, but i know we both had acess to baneblades. At one point we both had a baneblade each and they met on a road and started shooting each other. They managed to damage each other but not enough to take one out of the fight, so they stood there, shooting across the street at each other. Both of us wanted to outflank the enemy Baneblade but every unit we sent got annihilated by the crossfire. After a while the crews of the Baneblades were getting wounded and consequently died and the only thing we could do was sending in troops to fill the seats. So the both massive machines just sat there, firing at each other, unable to win the fight with more and more people running into the tanks to keep them operational and continue the fight

Real talk, the cartoon sound effects make this the best thing ever.

I love this channel's 40k content.

Looks sweet I can’t wait to start playing this for the emperor!!

I wonder what must it be like as a guardsman to see your Baneblade challenged by... another Baneblade.

Hey rimmy just gonna comment saying thank you for getting me into the Warhammer series thanks to your videos and some research to learn the base lore such as the fall of cadia and what makes up the astra militarum also today i bought my first 40k game the Inquisitior Martyr so again thank you and the emperor protect

They're TAU, that's why!

I don't know anything about 40k, but the intro alone was amazing.

Everyone trying to play Rimmy: Zoom Zoom!!

Rimmy, your time is fucking perfect. I was just looking up this sort of thing you absolute legend

Conveniently you released this as i invaded a planet on stellaris

YES THIS IS THE BEST WE NEED MORE

"Africa is pretty dambed" coming from a ausie

Was not expecting a 40k mod for assault squad 2 to be this well done wtf,, it actually works

Any time Rimmy plays 40k or warhammer is a good day.

Tau are so fast the game treats them hitting a wall as blunt force trauma.

Love the 40k content it’s awesome please do more

Well, well, Rimmy, I never would have pegged you for a JoJo fan. Truly, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

Rimmy, leaning over from the from seat of the car:"Why cant you just be normal?" Tau:*Babadook greater good screaming*

"Why are the Tau so pathetic!?" Filthy Xenos think they can match the might of the Imperium?

Oh shit, if it wasn't for this video I would have never known there was an english for the 40K mod, I only knew there was a russian version, thank you so much rimmy!

Rimmy: Why are the tau so shiiit!!! Inquisitor: Cause they be tau

Ok I just got done with an Arch Warhammer Horus Heresy book lore video; then I see this notification, Joy!

Nice video rimmy

Jaghatai Khan approves of the speed.

I played so much DOW 2 I recognize every song Rimmy is playing on the background by name.

Two baneblades fighting can be summed up by what happens when an unstoppable immovable object force meets another unstoppable immovable object force

By the Emperor please do more of this! :D "Why are the tau so shit" i completely lost it hahahaha.

Tau-ros?! TAU-ROS?!?! You disappoint me Rimmy, Taww-rus, like the star sign

Tau: We have accounted for every possibility when creating our vehicles and Crisis suits...nothing will stop us!! FOR THE GREATER GO-BONK- Tank goes to sleep.

You finally found the mod

How did I not see this sooner

Nobody: Space Marine: *IS THE BANEBLADE*

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE!!!! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!

The baneblade looks beautiful.

"IT IS THE BEEEEEINNNBLEEEEHHDDDEEEE!"

I love the fact that the crisis suit literally looks like it got hit in the face when it walked into the wall.

- You're approaching me? -I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer Good reference

If this mod has more content potential then I'm all for seeing more vids of it.

I would love to see you take command of the 501st with some Clone Wars ArmA mods. :D

I've noticed Rimmy LOVES to exclaim to God at things.

By the gods this mod looks cool. I might buy this game solely because of this.

I will now summarize this game completely with a few words : what the hell?

Tau walks into melee range of a wall Wall kills them

Damn, last time I was this early Cadia wasn't broken!

It is the Baneblade!

Yey, more 40k.

Lets take a moment to acknowledge the fact the big ship looking thing and the Tau Battlesuits stun themselves when running against walls. Meanwhile the little scout bike is breaking through shit like *ZOOOOOM ZOOOOOOOM MOFUKERS*

Oh I remember this mod. The trailer videos where awesome.

I been playing the heck out of this mod for the past two days tbh.

Good shit man

This mod is more for the gem editor than the multiplayer

IoM: i ran through concrete walls so i can massacre the entire tau platoon Tau: wall stronk :(

Ah i see that THE RED GUARD OF KORN use the Zis-3 76mm Gun. THIS IS ACCURATE.