Battle Rapping 4 The Lord 

“I believe God can do anything... since he made a donkey talk twice! 😂😂😂

are we all ignoring that this was filmed in a chick fil a parking lot??

"I'm on Christian Mingle! I'm on Christian Mingle!" 😂

😂! Homeboy attacked him talkin bout, “my grandma a Calvinist!” Lol. John Crist funny though...😆

"Your rhymes as about as good as John Crist is funny" Dannggggggg double roast baby!

"I believe God can do anything- cause he made donkeys talk twice!" 😂😂😂

this was lowkey fire

This was so corny but funny at the same time

@johnbcrist you gonna take that bro??😂😂

"I'm on Christian Mingle. I got an account." 😂😭😂😭

Oop...he said he on Christian Mingle 😮😆

My *Grandma's* Calvinists!!!

“I heard you was depressed, what’re you? A calvinist?” Ohh nooo 😂😂😂

"HE"S GOT CHRISTIAN MINGLE! HE"S GOT CHRISTIAN MINGLE!" Lol that one got me XD

This is HILARIOUS 🤣😂🤣

That depressed calvinist rhyme had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Aye my grandmother's a Calvinist." At the end...😝. Funny!

He ended that man's whole Christian Mingle account with that one.

REEBOK SHIRT DUDE SWAPPED SIDES LIKE 5 TIMES!!! 🔁

"no no no no no man. He's got an ACCOUNT!" 😂😂

I LOVE IT! The donkey, John Crist, Calvinist... the whole thing 😂😂😂

"He ain't my neighbor, he ain't my neighbor"😂

It was bout to be more than a rap battle when Grandma was thrown in the mix 😂

These guys got more bars and flow than all the mainstream rappers combined 🙌

HAHAHA!!! "My grandma's calvanist!" 2:48

1:14 The funniest thing about this is last year Shama and John partnered together to do the church tour thing 😂😂😂

The donkey talk twice one is 🔥

The guy in the reebok shirt kept switching sides😂😂😂

"Ahw my grandma's a Calvinist!"

The reactions to every roast just keep gettig better and better! 😂😂😂 I really enjoyed those lol!

Never bring up Calvin unless you're looking for a fight yo.

“My grandmas a Calvinist” is top tier comedy!

This was apart of my youth pastor’s Sunday school lesson. He had the whole youth group laughing. 😂

Why can't I have this much fun at Chic-Fil-A? LOL

ITS LIT.... sharing this everywhere, including to my non-christian squad.

“That IS scary! That _is_ scary!”

Mom's spaghetti? Eminem up in here

Yooo he roasted john crist!!

That making a donkey twice line was actually pretty slick

"what are you a Calvinist?" that and the john crist one had me laughing

Best part: "My Grandma's a Calvinist!" *goes flying across the screen on the attack*

This is the best thing ever recommended to me by RU-vid

I love that they did it in the parking lot of a Chick Fil A 😂😂😂

"Sweet dolla tea from McDonald's, I drink dat. Supa Hot Fire, I spit dat. Two and a Half Men, I WATCH DAT!"

I'm on Christian Mingle !!!! lol Donkey is in the Bible hahaha You guys are great!

I NEED ANOTHER ONE OF THESE IN MY LIFE!!!! FIIIIIIRE!!!!

“My GRANDMA’S CALVINIST!!” Hahahahah

Why on earth am i only finding this now? RU-vid thou has failed me!!! "My grandma was a Calvinist"... I'm dead lmao

I give this 5 mics and 5 loaves!! 😂😂😂😂😂 good stuff fellas

John Crist!!! I can't. I can't. TOO FUNNY!

*guy in background*"My grandma a Calvinist!"

This is amazing!

"What are you? A Calvinist?"😂😂😂

This is one of my favorite videos now.

I think this is my favorite video on all of RU-vid

When you have church at 12:00 and you're using your time usefully.

My favorite line was the Samson line, that was fire even I want to use it.

"my grandma a Calvinist" LOL

This is so cool and funny. This is how you reach the lost!!!

hahaha, love this video you should make a part 2 like so he makes a part 2!!!

Niceeeee 👍😂 Where’s the other one?? Pls make it!! 🙏😩

This good natured fun battle rapping makes me happy!!!!

My grandmas Calvinist! 😂😂😂

That was really good! Praise God for these youths

They said free Barabbas, and crucify Jesus. So, did you really think these rhymes are just to please us? Listen here bro, let us all get this straight, if you really wanna please God, are you willing to follow Job's faith? As they looked around the Ark at the water rising, all Noah and his family could do for the unbelievers was simply start sympathizing. When its all said and done, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna be able to stand before God and say, this life I lived for you? One day this life will come to an end, and will you stand in hell for the life you lived and say I wish I would have never sinned? All you have to do is say forgive me father for I have sinned, and Jesus is Lord! Help me to live my life for you in agreement with my fellow believers, in one mind and one accord! One day that trumpet will sound! My God My God my feet shall leave the ground!! ☝🙏🙌 Jesus is Lord and He is coming back soon!! You better be ready, He will come in like a typhoon! I love you all 🤗

This ain't a battle rap this is Dr Seuss 💀

this was so good im sharing with my youth group

Creativity is the center of comedy 👏👏👏

These guys were influenced by that guy who raps "Jesus Christ is My N***a" and it shows.

Yo .. they got some bars here 😲😂😂😂

*where is A. Ward, Th3 Saga, Street Hymns and LOSO!!?*

Oh, that was fun.

WE NEED PART 2

That’s kind of hilarious

Straight up painfully funny, can't help but laugh at it.

LMAO... When you have no clue what going on... *starts reading bible*

this needs more views

*Smack URL has entered the chat looking for next PG class recruits* 👀

This was awesome! Nice work lads.

this was low key tight Haha

"My gramma's Calvinist!"

MY GRANDMA’S CALVINIST!

Love this !!!!!!

haha bride of Crist

I like how they basically group critisize each of the lines afterwards lmao! Not just funny but a really, really nice touch taking care of potential confusion on whether it's ok to say things like that to someone.

I NEED A SECOND ONE!

"you depressed , what are you a Calvinist" facts lol

This video might blow up bro...

I needed this

Man, he threw that low blow pullin out the Calvinist card

Ohhhh 😹 "He can say donkey" 😹😹

Love it!!

Idk you but im subbing. and im sharing. this stuff is great

You should make a parody of the song "Wrong" by Luh Kel, and talk about how you feel wrong without chickfila on Sundays.

Barz!!!

this got into my recommended

Amen.

Ayyyye mannn

“ Sweet dolla tea from McDonald’s “

So good! We need more!🔥🔥