BBT ABRIDGED MOVIE - 1/3 

"Let's go play a card game while standing completely still.....ON.....THE....GROUND.."

I like how out of them all Jaden has the most regular haircut out of literally EVERYONE IN THE SERIES.

It's now canon, BBT Jaden is definitely living in April 2020. Why else would Venice be "apparently EMPTY!"?

Jaden :" But I'm harmless, I couldn't destroy anything!" Season 3: **doubt**

Jaden: “but I’m harmless! I couldn’t destroy anything!” every character from GX season 3: *stares directly at the camera like they’re on The Office*

*“Show him your junk!”* “What?” *“Warrior”*

"Can you take me to the past to see my parents?" "no, that'd be a lame waste of my power."

even after 8 years, this is still a gem.

Crow is LITERALLY the only one who sounds even REMOTELY normal in this. XD

"Yuesi! Whip out your junk!" "What?" "Warrior."

"But I'm harmless! I couldn't destroy anything!" *Yubel, Jaden's crazy invisible demon girlfriend, smirks knowingly from within his subconscious.*

The animation in the start is so damn Epic. Who would have thought that Yusei and his crew fit perfectly as a heavy metal band lol

Jack: "Card Games on Motorcycles? What the heck is that? C'mon Crow, let's go play some Card Games." While standing completely still. ON THE GROUND.

The intro sequence is fucking genius. Edit: 5 years later and I'm not quite sure which part of the intro I even meant. What are motorcycles?

I absolutely love how when Akiza called motorcycles smelly, Yusei's voiced dropped a whole octave and told her to get out LMAO

“Why do you think he stoled your Stardust dragon” “Probably to humiliate me in front of my girlfriend”

The reason Jaden is in Venice is because he stated at the end of GX that he was to travel around and find people who needed his abilities to see spirits. So there.

FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M DATING A MOTORCYCLE.

ShadyVox was such a great addition to the abridged community. Sadly he stopped his GX Abridged series. Out of all Yu-Gi-Oh series his is still my favorite.

“I’m Jaden Yuki and I’m absolutely flawless” Now Jaiden, that’s what Kaiba thought until he got defeated by a 1000 year old pharaoh who lives in a virgins body over and over.

“But why date a motorcycle when you can have me?” “Tell her jack!” “Because girls are smelly” “That’s right they are” “Well I think motorcycles are smelly” “get out.” “But” “Get. Out!

I love the sudden, random appearance of Wario. It kills me every time.

Paradox is like a fusion between Marik and Dartz, but its a fusion that requires to banish it materials from the field or the gy to summon

"I'M GOING TO BUILD A SNOWMAN" Abridged Jack is a blessing to this Earth 😂😂😂

Jacks voice....i CANNOT take Jack seriously in this. Everytime he talks, i just laugh. 😅😅

"Tell her, Jack." "Girls are smelly." "He's right, they are."

Jaden: ITS A GOOD THING I PLAYED ALL THAT ASSASSINS CREED-

8 years and this is still the best yugioh movie

Yusei "You can be my wingman anytime" Me-Boy I wish they'd do the whole 5Ds abridged!!

"Remember, once u hit 88mph-" "Im going to see some serious sh*t?" "No, you'll be breaking the speed limit, so do try to drive slower than that!"

Jack is the Tristan of yu-gi-oh 5D abridged 😂😂😂😂

Yusei: "Jack, look out!" Jack: "Crow, look out!" Crow: "Waldo, look out!" Waldo: "Imma gonna win!" 9 years and always gets a smile on my face, love the scene, so random.

Yusei: Jack look out! Jack: Crow look out! Crow: Wario look out! Wario: I'm a gonna win! LOL

5 years on and its still quality

*And then Jack turn to Yusei and said "Come over here and kick my engines into overdrive"* . . Bro I died hahahah 🤣😂

I love how Jaiden is literally just Sonic the Hedgehog

Yugi: Joey. Joey: Yugi! Yugi: There's something you should know. Joey: What is it, Yugi? Yugi: Card games with holograms. Joey: What? Yugi: I said, card games with holograms. Joey: I beg your pardon? Yugi: I said, card games with holograms! Joey: What the hell is a hologram? Yugi: You're kidding, right? Joey: Hey, Tristan! Do you have any idea what a hologram is? Tristan: Can't say that I do, Joey. Joey: Yeah. We don't know what that is. Yugi: But we use them all the time. It's our trademark. Joey: Why would we do that? Yugi: So that we can play card games with them. Joey: That sounds stupid. Yugi: Joey, you're scaring me. Joey: Come on, Tristan. Let's go play a card game, while sitting completely still... Joey: On. A. TABLE. Yugi: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Wakes up] Oh, thank God.

I tried watching a bit of 5Ds to give it a chance, kinda hard for me to take Jack seriously after seeing this.

That entrance for Jaden is the best scene to me. "Y'all gon make me throw a face down up in here, up in here" lmaooo

I love how yusei unironically gets more personality and development in this than heh does in the real show

Metal Band 5ds is legit a dream come true.

Jack: Waldo stole your card!? Yusei: Jack. Jack: Yusei! Yusei: No. Jack: K.

“….. Ah-Haha, Ah-Haha-Haha …. ….. Ah-Haha, Ah-Haha-Haha …. “ Always gets me 💀

Dude abridged Jaden is the best thing to come out of this movie special! He’s absolutely flawless!!✨

yugioh 5Ds.... Dangerously Distracted Driving During Duel monsters.

Sorry Jaden, but The Pharaoh in Season 0 will always be the closest thing this series has to Batman.

6:50 to this day, I STILL love this scene.

Even after 10 years, This is still a gem.

ShadyVox voices Jaden better than actual Jaden from GX

*Yusai:* That's Yugi Moto... What the hell is wrong with his hair? *Me:* **Looks at Yusai's hair** Bruh, yours is just as bad

Years later and I'm STILL laughing my ass off and loving this.

6:50 Yusei: "Jack, look out!" Jack: "CROW, LOOK OUT!" Crow: "Wario, look out!" Me: "Uh-?" Wario: "Imma' gonna win." Me: "WTF?!" XD Also, Jaden has some sick beats! Thanks to LittleKuriboh, he is now absolutely flawless. ;)

FOR THE LAST TIME I'M DATING A MOTORCYCLE!!!!!!!

I love the voice of jaden in this series. props to who ever voice him!

i cannot believe this was in 2011 and i still remember all of it

Yusei, show him your junk- What? Warrior! Show him your junk warrior! I've got a better idea. (Summons monster) Ok, now whip out your junk and wave it at him! WHAT?! Warrior! Bruh! I'm dead af!! 😂😂😭💀

"Your money is now our money, we will... Spend it on drugs!"

"Well I think motorcycles are smelly!" "Get out" "But," "Get out!"

3:48 Yes. That's my worst nightmare, too. I'd probably have a heart attack if we ever played card games while standing completely still on the ground.

I want this metal song to be the actual "turn off your phones" message at movie theaters.

"But I'm harmless! I couldn't destroy anything!" Wiggles eyes at GX season 3

Yusei: I totally won that duel Jayden : but we are not dueling Yusei : da because I won 😂😂

11 years later. Still perfection

Good to see Team Satisfaction do a reunion concert at the beginning of all this.

“Look, I found him!” “You found Waldo!?” “It’s the guy who stole my card!” “Waldo stole your card!?” “Jack!” “Yusei!” “No.” “K.”

Let's go play a card game. While standing completely still. On. The. *GROUND.*

10 years and little kuribohs voice work is still wonderful to listen to

"It's a good thing Venice is apparently EMPTY!"

Yugi's last words were: Oh God! I wasted my life!

Cant wait for Dark Side of Dimensions Abridged

"mawefic stawdust dwagon" That's fucking hilarious

As a kid who didn't knew what abridged meant, I thought this was the OFFICIAL MOVIE CUT INTO PARTS and I TOOK EVERY SECOND SERIOUSLY 😂😂😂

5:19 Something tells me that if Joey and Marik had a child, that's what it would sound like.

I can never take Jack Atlas seriously after seeing this. "YUUUUSSEIII!"

God this is such gold, shadyvox's jaden made me really like jaden even in the real series

I love how LK STILL uses the Orichalchos theme for every supposedly intense scene, from the duel with Marik to this movie

wait till littlekuriboh finds out the next yugioh anime has cardgames on hoverboards XD I can already taste the jokes

Jack: YOU FOUND WALDO Yusei : ITS THE GUY WHO STOLE MY CARD Jack: WALDO STOLE YOUR CARD? Yusei: JACK Jack: YUSEI Yusei: no Jack: k HA HA HEHE

I somehow lose it when Jack screams, *”IT’S PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”*

The “Top Gun” reference has new meaning in the year 2022

"The audience is from Brooklyn" That sentence alone was enough for me to spit out my water and die laughing

Paradox: Im here for the one who destroyed the future Jaden: look there must be some kind of mistake im Jaden Yuki Parradox: Yes that is right Jaden: but im harmless i couldnt destroy anything (Says the former supreme king who killed innocent lives)

Jaden: but i'm harmless i can't destroy anything! Me: does the term Supreme King ring a Bell?

Girlfriend: He is probably cheating on me Me and the boys: 6:32

"But why date a motorcycle when you can have me!?" "Tell 'er, Jack" "GIRLS ARE SMELLY" "He's right, they are :U"

*and then jack said, “get over here and kick my engines into overdrive-“*

The reference to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie at the beginning always fucking kills me

I did not know that I needed Yu-Gi-Oh death metal in my life but now that I have seen it I can’t live without it Seriously and makes way too much sense if you think about it

The BBT Abridged opens up on "Nyehs" to the THX theme. Genius. XD

Jaden: Cyrus Cyrus: Jaden? Jaden: There's something you should know Cyrus: What is it Jaden? Jaden: Card game academy Cyrus: What? Jaden: I said card game academy Cyrus: What the hell is a card game academy? Jaden: You're kidding right? Cyrus: Hey Chumley do you have any idea what a card game academy is? Chumley: Can't say I do Cyrus Cyrus: Yeah we have no idea what that is Jaden: But we go there all time, it's our trademark Cyrus: Why would we do that? Jaden: So we can learn to play card games Cyrus: That sounds stupid Jaden: Cyrus you're scaring me Cyrus: Come on Chumley, lets go learn to play card games by reading the rules... Cyrus: From. The. Rule book Jaden: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Wakes up) Oh thank god

the beginning has me dying, starting off with joeys iconic neyeah

Ten years later and this still makes me laugh like it's 2012. Ah the golden days.

Even in an Abridged series Crow can’t stop being the most the most likable guy in 5ds

I like Abridged Jaden more than GX Jaden.

"Yusei! Show him your junk-!" "What?" "Warrior! Show him your junk warrior!"

Literally 2 seconds in and the THX Nyeh already has me bursting out into laughter. This is going to be a good one

Yusei: Look, its him! Jack: you found waldo! Yusei: its the guy who stole my card. Jack: waldo stole your card? Yusei: jack... Jack:YUUSEIII!! Yusei: no. Jack: k. :(

"I totally won that duel." "We weren't even dueling!" "Duh, because I won." Yeaaaah.. Yusei became arrogant after spending too much time with Jack

5:42 I'm addicted to his laughter

A lot of gx was weird but Jaden is still the most badass yugioh character, he's basically a super hero (who just happens to play children's card games).