White people, you need to beat your kids! Here's a clip from my 2006 special, "Outsourced." Get the full special on iTunes! Click here: apple.co/2f8oWWX
My mom used to do this. It's torture. You learn how to solve conflicts with your fists, not with words. Im saying that as someone who has hurt many people for no reason but my bad self control. Im terribly sorry but it's my mothers fault that I am who I am. Probably going to end up in jail some day.
Not a fan of corporal punishment generally, but maybe with some kids there's no other choice. Hell, I wasn't spanked more than a few times in my life, and never past age 5/6, but I wouldn't have dreamed of calling my mom a bitch.
Honestly disciplining kid would be more psychological rather than physical. My friend never spanked his kid. He did another trick. It's called experience. How? Example, when the kid doesn't want to sleep and wants to watch TV. Then they will watch TV, and the kid is not allowed to sleep until he gives up. Another one is if he starts a fight with his classmates for no reasons, he will enroll him in the nearest boxing academy. Straight up sparring
I grow up in China. Got hits from my grandpa sometimes for no reason. I asked him why, His words ‘No why. Just keep you in a good discipline. Making sure you wouldn’t do bad thing.’ So I started to dodge sometimes, cuz I wasn’t do anything bad, but I was still getting hits from him. When I grow up, I joined my first Muay Thai class at Montreal, my trainer told me ‘wow, you r really good at dodging.’ ‘Yeah, well, that’s one of my surviving skills.’
mom: come here.. me: no, you will hit me mom: no, i will not, come here me: *walks to her* my mom throws her slippers at me: i told you to come at once !! why didn't you ?!
@@ShawnFX so my mother's friend had 4 kids.... Lived in a 2 bedroom apartment. She didn't have a bedroom so sometimes she'd have to share a room with her two daughters who at the time were in elementary school lol
Oh I'm Greek and got my ass whipped with all kinds of items. Dad's belt is classic, mom used whatever came first rolling pin, fly swatter you name it. i remember me and my brother used to put on all the underwear we had before we would get our ass smacked because we tought it'll make it less painful lol good old times
hahaha similar to Malay too. We got ass whipped by rattan (extreme elastic and dense wood), belt, pinch and slap..the most severe punishment is that we are tied to a tree and got bitten by fruit ants. But of course this is nothing compared to ancient Sparta punishments.
As a Hungarian, I am dying laughing 😂😂 my Granny used to chase me around the kitchen with a wooden spoon 😂 not every white family is a soy latte drinking, sandal wearing, kumbaya singing liberal haha
I didn't get beat by my parents but my grandparents were Hungarian and my mom told me they would beat her for being the wrong weight lmao. Funny enough my mom was too afraid to beat me for running in the streets randomly and I had that problem for a good while until my grandma caught me, dragged me back into the house, and had my grandpa paddle me for a good while when I was 5 😂😂. Funny enough I have a great relationship with them to this day.
Irish, my mom did the exact same thing. I remember running under the table with that sensation of fear when you feel it hitting you before she even got close enough. Just a couple of decades later, kid were threatening their parents with accusing them of sexual abuse if they weren't getting their own way and doing what ever the hell they wanted. We are seeing the results on a daily basis now, useless, irresponsible, lazy, lying, narcissistic entitled little bastards with no respect or regard for anyone but themself's everywhere.
Oml I swear Chinese parents are like that. "You better stop crying or I'm going to beat you again!" *cries louder* *beats even more* "I SAID STOP CRYING!!!"
and thats exactly where being a parent in American, got complicated- so many parents, shouldnt be parents, lose their sh!!!t (rage in anger) and offload onto the kid
@Lori Hanks our parents just whoop they don't do child abuse lmao, i guess the comments you all were reading they were from Indian dudes. And one thing more when you get older usually they don't beat us but if we do something wrong in our childhood and do it again again they would beat us for that
@Sudo Sudo u dont beat ur kids for no reason. And wdym by how much pain lol, u only need to spank the kid when he or she behaves badly and tell them not to make the same mistake again, you dont have to straight up fking wwe the kid. Just a spank in the butt or the hand not too hard but not too weak to make sure the kid knows he or she is behaving badly. HOWEVER, the face is a no go, never hit ur kids in the face
Kids like Ryan shouldn't even exist. The stuff you'd have to let your kid get away with for them to become that brazen and disrespectful is way more than even a mediocre parent would allow.
@@kylejohnson3889 everyone was getting I to the comments. People calling g others child abusers. Weak parents. Feminism. All kinds of stuff. So I thought it be funny to through "racist" into people comments and then watch everyone lose their minds lol
@Genevieve Eh, it depends. Some don't. But one time I was 8 and made a prank. My daddo hit me so hard that 10-15 minutes later I pulled a 10cm string of clotted blood out of my nose. The prank? Daddo was playing a videogame and just got past a hard part ... I pushed a key and sent him back. Edit: And... and it wasn't an isolated event. One time I was 3 or something like that. My parents were yelling and arguing. I mocked their arguing with some gibberish "blah blah blah" and got slapped that moment.
@@ilyssiaaulnay7509 So what's your point? I have Italian friends and their parents used to hit them when they were kids if they behaved badly just like my country Kenya. Russell was mostly talking about the white Americans or Brits that don't hit their children which is kinda true because majority of them don't.
You know, in Eastern Europe we're also white. And man, do we get some beating. In my country we even have several proverbs like: "beating builds character" "beat them so they respect you"
Hi, Man. Wow, as a kid who grew up in Russia, I know something about being beaten up...not ruthlessly or on everyday basis (still, a Jewish family) but as a punishment for some misdeeds. Btw, my great grand dad was killed in Bulgaria, as a Russian soldier, during the Russia-Turkey War, fighting the Turks on the Russian side. Bulgarians have always been kind to Jews, even during the Holocaust. Thanks, friend.
I met Russell late one night at a Boston Pizza in Sudbury in July of this year, he was the most down to earth person. He genuinely took the time to stop, chat and take a photo with everyone that was interested on his way out. A true Canadian icon.
I'm Native American and getting beat was apart of disciplinary. Dads drumstick, moms moccasin lol... even had a Fried Bannock thrown at me few times lmao.
Actually this trope about the difference between immigrant parents and non immigrant parents applies to the era of European settlement with at least some tribes anyway when the Lakota Indians first encountered Europeans they were horrified when they saw that Europeans disciplined their children by beating them
You call itteaching to respect authority and be disciplined; I call it breaking a child's spirit and giving the world another fucked up, misfit individual.
Asian kids are more disciplined than whites cuz the way they have been grinned growing, from respecting elders to their teachers. Especially when Indian kids see their teachers, it’s natural instinct to bow and respect. Trust me I am not even Indian. I used to have Indian friends back then. But god they were really miser. That’s how they have been brought up by their parents I guess.
My sainted 4'11" Latina mother was deadly accurate with drinking cups, coffee mugs, dinnerware, mops, bleach bottles...whatever was within arms reach, and hand to hand combat was no problem for her either. I thank God for mom, and the vicious beatings I took at the hands of my father. Instead of going to college I probably would have ended up in prison.
I am Portuguese. My parents were usually ok if i did some accidental mess. Examples: accidently breaking a flower pot with a football; Accidentally going against something with my bike and breaking it (because i was still a bit clumbsy of age). What i mean is, as long it was accidental, and i honestly showed regret, and i honestly was the first one apologising and trying to fix - i would be ok! ...but.. ... In case i intentionally did something bad, or disrespect, just because of evil, free willing... They would beat the hell out of me!!! Really, really hard! Believe me XD Now, i'm kind of thankfull for those beatings i got, to be honest. 😅
@@Wittywidow559 lets see, cussing at your parents kind of like how ryan did, letting your kid be brazen like ryan, being in public and being a brazen little sh*t. Essentially disobedience. It isn't even a matter of 'want' lest they be mentally unsound, but a matter of 'need to.'
Maybe American and British white people,dude I'm south Africa...you can't even say the word 'What' or even say your parents' names outloud or 'Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad.'
@IM2BiZ it doesn't have to be like that though. I've never been hurt by my parents yet I've always had respect and love for them. Cant wait to have children on my own!
My mums favorite lines to say when I would do something bad and she was in the middle of yelling at me where: “Dont make me go get the belt” “Do you want me to give you a reason to cry?” Ah childhood 😂
I’m Malaysian Chinese even I didn’t do anything wrong i will still get ass whopping by the plastic clothes hanger because I got an A in the exam. *Mom: why you only get A in your English exam, i was expecting way better result than this at least an A+* Mom takes out her weapon *plastic clothes hanger* Anyone know the pain of the plastic clothes hanger, leave a like lol I love my childhood
xLooney Tunes i'm Malaysian too. My dad is a police man so you know how it is. Discipline is very important to him so one misconduct could mean a visit by the cloth hanger fairy
I'm Malaysian Chinese too. Hiya! Ah, you got a hanger, I got the rotan. Always within reach, if not it's a balloon stick. If we got rid of them, my mum would hide it or buy another. I always deserved it though, looking back now. I don't think it was ever for grades, thankfully
I don't. It was a horrible experience as a child and to these days, I still have anger issues because of my mom. I tend to hurt others when Im angry and I hate myself for that, even though it's my mothers fault. One day, when I was an adult already and she hit me again, I threw my fist in her face in defence. She wasn't seriously hurt but in that moment, she realized all her mistakes and cried. Since then, we are trying to overcome the past but it's difficult. Meanwhile Im trying to not be violent ever again, but I know I will fail one day and hurt someone bad. Violence is a horrible circle.
@@onejediboi No, your kids will just learn to become better at hiding things. Childhood violence correlates with adult criminality. That's a statistical fact and there is no way you can refute that. I don't care about your personal anecdotes, I know what Im talking about. It's science.
@@onejediboi I cant speak from experience because you think Im white? 1. Im mixed 2. you sound racist 3. I described quite detailed in my first comment how my experiences shaped me 4. how the fuck would my skin colour change the statistics? Childhood violence significantly increases the chance of a person becoming criminal.
Qwertz Qwertz I understand where you’re coming from, my mom put my brother through things like that and he is violent now, she put me through things like that and now I’m depressed and violent
I feel like the only white guy who got beat as a kid. Literally, someone called CPS when I was 14 because I mentioned my dad smacked me for swearing. It was the funniest shit.
@@revelationreflection Jhadoo is a broom made of extremely sharp wooden sticks or something. Chappal are flip flops (slippers). Belan is a wooden tool of cylindrical shape with handles on each side to spread and roll flour bread.
Carlos Valdez Jr No I think some of them are offended that someone of another race says white people dont know how to parent follower by cheers. Imagine a white comedian saying “Indians don’t know how to parent” and it gaining an applause. But there’s an anti white rhetoric today so it’s okay to discriminate against whites.
I'm white, I got the belt, breadboard, etc.. love and respect "earned", my kids, not so much- they're brats and have low self-esteem- wish I spanked when it was needed- love them heart and soul, but man, I could of done a better job-
My Parents Would Never Beat Me Becuase Of Our Religion If You Beat Anyone Especially A Young Child Then You get a Sin I Love My Religion And SomeDay I Hope Me And My Mom And dad And FAMILY will GO to Paradise (:
I felt that “u have a room” because since 11 I slept on the couch next to my parents bed that was suppose to be the living room, a holy part or the house, and both of our rooms. (I’m 12 Turning 13 in a couple days)
Proverbs 23:13-14 Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you strike him with a rod, he will not die. If you strike him with the rod, you will save his soul from Sheol.
Besides the comedy: Do not beat your kids.... just act dominantly and take away any privilege if necessary. When they ask for stuff, make they pay for it by doing house work such as taking out the trash. That will make they value what they have. I got my ass beat in the 80s for no reason. However, I did not repeat the pattern with my kids.
The best thing you can do for a kid is raising them with discipline. Now that doesn't necessarily mean beating them, but always giving them what they want and never meting out punishment will result in raising total sociopaths. Limitations must be known, cruel and selfish behavior must be punished.
Yea, lol soft American culture. No wonder the littlest thing triggers them ESPECIALLY the women. You start speaking passionately to them and they claim you yelled at them, smh.
@@Uzodesign The funny thing about what you said is that I know a woman like that but she's a violent callous person who often used to slap her son when he was little sometimes for practically no reason. The fact of the matter is that not all violent people are tough somebody can be a brute and also a wimp
I'm Italian-Irish. When I was 20, my Italian father slapped me across the face for saying something disrespectful to him. I have one child, a son, and taught him to be empathic and to be respectful towards all people regardless of gender, sexual orientation (his best friend in HS is trans), races, religions, nationalities, etc., but I never hit him. Not entirely sure that was the right call. He's respectful to everyone except me. A little bit of fear when he was younger might have made it easier to discipline him when he was older.
@@blackmamba9950 it's not fear of the parent,it's fear of the consequences. As long as there is love to balance the discipline,the fear will always be from the consequence of not following the rules, disrespect or anything that needs that kind of discipline. Of course you don't spank them for everything,only when every other option has failed.
Every culture used to have beating as a discipline. Nowadays, is seen as abuses, and it all came from Norwegian way of schooling and discipline.. as much as i know. I would whoop my child if it really deserves it.. cuz is healthy
This comment section feels so good. Like almost all kids all over the world have solidarity over this except Americans and Canadians and some Europeans. I'm an Indian , I often got beat bcz I didn't eat healthy food or just any food and wasn't getting fat n tall. My parents took that as a personal insult and beat me. It ended around 10.
