BECOMING MY GIRLFRIEND IN BITLIFE! 

simon: “talia’s a goody two-shoes she wouldn’t do anything” talia: *proceeds to roundhouse kick a girl to her throat*

Do this again but with Talia herself next time! That would be entertaining

This series is really good and Simon just makes it so entertaining. Possibilities of characters are endless as well.

simon - "31 is way to early to propose to someone" also simon - proposes to talia at 29

20:29 *The police were unable to secure Simon's release* "YES SIMON!"

You need to add people to the game so they can come up in the scenarios e.g adding JJ in so you might randomly come across him while you are playing.

Simon, you need to do one on JJ's life now man.

Clicked on straight away. Absolutely love this hope it becomes a regular series/occurrence of videos 👍🏽

The reason Talia didn’t become a singer was because she had a criminal record from juvenile detention

Simon did you know you can add characters that randomly pop up through your life such as class mates, colleagues and dates so you could become mates with all the sidemen

HEY there Simon. To get a successful audition for being a singer in bitlife you must have a high charisma stat in the game as well as perfect singing or instrument rank for guaranteed results. Hope this helps.

Try to be a football player in the prem or an athlete in general.

Them talking about being engaged at 31 is too early is funny, considering simon is 30 and already married

2 months ago Engeged at 31? That's to soon Now: Simon is 29, Talia is 25 and boom... They are actually engeged

10:40 … Now you’re 31 Simon.

Saying no to hook ups was so jokes😂

12:20 this aged drastically well

It was kinda wholesome to see talia getting involved in this 😂

Simon without context 💀 18:05

Simon reminding us he winning at life 0:20

love this series , keep it up

A BitLife video every Friday would be great

For Talia Tuesday, Talia should be Simon on bitLife😂❤️

This should be a series

Gotta love the bitlife series

You should do more of these, they are great

I am loving this series

1:27 "We went to blow Bubbles" *Guy named Bubbles* : 😏😏

loveee this series

Love this Series

2:14 Wow okay Simon! Are you an expert in that field yeah? 😂

you’re now married and have a dog

"don't get any ideas" funny how they're engaged now

This is a great series

Love the vids man

It was funny how he celebrated that the police failed to save him, then realised he died.

this as a Talia Tuesday where she acts as you and makes the decisions she thinks you would 😂

I’d love to see Simon play as Jj !!

Simon, you should add all the Sidemen into the game in the settings > custom people > add custom person

Ngl I like the new Bitlife series, keep it up!

I really like this series you know!

Can you make more bitlife videos please love the content bro

Looking forward to this

12:28 “That’s way too soon”

Lol loved it, really appreciate you playing BitLife Simon💙💙

You should do this as a Talia tuesday

He must have forgot he killed some one at the start but at the end he said he had a good life

I have set myself a challenge to find all the faces in the home picture. 🤣🤣

1:31 that’s weird cuz I literally found that song yesterday and I’ve been obsessed

Already my favorite series 😍 love bitlife

Way too soon hey Talia, we see you guys🤣🤣🤣 2023 gang

you should do the sidemen on bitlife

You should do one for all the sidemen

why didnt simon save this for talia tuesday lol

I think you aren’t getting the audition because you went to juvi and because your looks are low. You need to customise your attributes before you create your person, and make your looks 100%. Musician is the highest paying job for a woman on the game (specifically singer) so if you do it successfully you’ll be rich. Also, if you want to be rich as a guy, become a basketball player or American Football in America (con: you have to keep training and it takes a while to get good). If you want to be rich quick, choose to be born in a country with a monarchy, then chose your status as Prince or Princess. Then if you get bored of being royal, just press abdicate. Being famous will also get you more social media followers

You should’ve had talia next to you to decide the options

Simon do your own life i think it would be really funny keep up the great work man

This aged well with them now being married

this should straight up be a talia tuesday

2:31 "Now that's a *LOTTA DAMAGE* "

Do ksi next bro love your video keep up the great work ❤👌

pleaaase do one of these as JJ, easy title and would be a jokes video lmaooo

Simon was planning to propose and talia said not sooner than 31 he Fr dying inside 😂

It’s come so far that Simon is playing with Talia 😂😂

The sidemen should play bitlife but you each get a year😂 Would be so funny

Hey Simon u and Talia should play overcooked for next Talia Tuesday

"Roundhouse kick to her throat" ooohhhhh I felt that

Love the shirt

The meme potential in this is amazing

you can hit the back button to take you back to the previous screen instead of going through the whole ordeal to get back to it

Bangerrrrr

For special careers, singer example, join the choir and do anything musical while in school

you need to do a talia tuesday where she plays bitlife as herself

Knowledge strength and integrity u should do next

we need a criminal run

Love this

You should do a episode as each of the boys.

This could be a Talia Tuesday - talia becomes you on bitlife

Lol you made Ethan the dog 🤣

High looks help with becoming a musician in this game

Simon play out jj's life I beg 😂

you should try flagle, its like wordle, but with flag

That pic tho🔥🔥

Im pretty sure to become a singer, you need to join the music cliques in school and music club in uni.

Please do another one bro

please do one with jj that would definitely be eventful

You can add characters and also you can change your characters attributes at the start when creating the character such as looks and smarts

Niko as mayor

Should have made this a talia Tuesday

She named the baby bertie the same as in streamer life simulator

The clickbait you could of had with the title being named "The end of Behzinga" 🤣🤣

I replayed the eye test and he still found it faster than me.

You should add characters such as yourself and some of your friends like the sidemen and ellum and viz and that lot

“Love my vagina !!” Made me spit out my drink 🤣

I honestly recon, the way things are going for him, Jake Paul might honestly die age 57 from drugs! 😂 Keep up the great work Simon! 🔥

You should do this with Talia next tuesday to see her reaction XD

Do it on Talia Tuesday where talia decides.

we need one where talia make you

little kanye homecoming reference

Continue it Simon. Good going