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Bedtime story how i bankrupted a supermarket 

Jixaw XP
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@JixawXP
@JixawXP Год назад
everyones asking if i got paid (on the stream chat too but i didn't see) i have genuinely no idea anymore. i just might have worked 2 weeks for literally nothing lmao
@3dDoener
@3dDoener Год назад
Grindset
@hyprkritz
@hyprkritz Год назад
schrodinger's dollar bills
@86pp73
@86pp73 Год назад
Unpaid child labour 😍
@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Год назад
socialist utopia my ass
@3dDoener
@3dDoener Год назад
>give 14yo Jixaw a job >Tesco stock value plummets to 0.13¥ based
@millennialchicken
@millennialchicken Год назад
what a lad doing the dream: bankrupting the food library
@okayokayokay-
@okayokayokay- Год назад
If this truly happened, I cannot even imagine the irreversible damage that would occur to the military industrial complex if jixaw were to die
@sknawa9860
@sknawa9860 Год назад
The global economy would be severely damaged
@86pp73
@86pp73 Год назад
Store literally did not give one lmao
@solidgent7870
@solidgent7870 Год назад
Jixaw: *just standing there being wide in the corner* Supermarket: ok
@KickCaesar
@KickCaesar Год назад
Jixaw your laugh is so contagious dude, honestly in the top 14 co-workers
@kakroom3407
@kakroom3407 Год назад
top 100 cash register operators
@Huguito
@Huguito Год назад
Top 10 BMW work assistant
@onlypuppy7
@onlypuppy7 Год назад
Top 46 person
@awesomeprunes
@awesomeprunes Год назад
audience can't relate as they're too young to have experienced their first awkward student job
@justincruz8050
@justincruz8050 Год назад
my awkward experience is that they did not hire me the end
@jaffa3717
@jaffa3717 Год назад
@@justincruz8050 real
@knatspray
@knatspray Год назад
I can’t wait until this channel becomes an animated story time channel
@spurkofficial
@spurkofficial Год назад
i love how mid story a fucking neutron star wills itself into existence
@oliverhilton6086
@oliverhilton6086 Год назад
I'm just mad he supercharged a jump to go to a system only 3 lightyears away 🤬
@bramigo
@bramigo Год назад
IT WAS YOU???? You’ll pay for the downfall of C1000 man✊🏻
@ScorZulu
@ScorZulu Год назад
Vwry similar story here. I actually quit a job and started as an apprentice as a mechanical machinist (cant spell german) I was 16 The weird part is I never noticed i was still getting paid for a while. I never said anything because i was basically getting paid double xDdd For 3.5 years of my life ive still been getting paid until it stopped 3 months ago I was curious and looked up and apparently that company had gone bankrupt😂 Im 20 now depressed like my uncle thomas
@JixawXP
@JixawXP Год назад
lmfaaoo
@heinrichdubloon3139
@heinrichdubloon3139 Год назад
Passive income ftw
@peterose3390
@peterose3390 Год назад
I once clogged the C1000 coffee customer machine thing with chewing gum as a 11 year old. When some bloke tried to get something out of it it startet beeping and i ran away in blind panic. I think we both contributed to the downfall of the C1000 😂
@JackLucasCaffrey
@JackLucasCaffrey Год назад
It's 2AM Jixaw and I can safely say this bedtime story is the best I've ever heard!
@kwekker
@kwekker Год назад
I mean yeah that sounds like C1000
@FrenchineerGaming
@FrenchineerGaming Год назад
yoghurt male grindset: don't show up to work, who cares XD
@DisapprovingPigeon
@DisapprovingPigeon Год назад
Coming up: jixaw gets job at Tesco, crashes economy
@owendoesthings4162
@owendoesthings4162 Год назад
the man jobs require the boldest of man and yk we call learn from his experience if no one tells you how to do something just say ok and just leave
@doorknob5223
@doorknob5223 Год назад
Another rather peculiar occurence for the fine gentlemen of the himalayan pink salt industry
@speakerdestroyer425
@speakerdestroyer425 Год назад
Genuinely in tears after watching this video, your laugh is so fucking contagious!
@BigBoris
@BigBoris Год назад
This video has honestly convinced me to watch his streams now
@UndergroundDev
@UndergroundDev Год назад
I remember my interview, it went really well. I was about 18 and got the opportunity to land a job as a software development company while still in college. I showed them some of my project but 18 year old me forgot to remove all the testing data, so they got to witness some... interesting memes I guess?
@dr.kekyll760
@dr.kekyll760 Год назад
Had a hearty chuckle, cheers Jiggy
@tacticalbrick9935
@tacticalbrick9935 Год назад
So wholesome❤
@dennislauritsen2590
@dennislauritsen2590 Год назад
this man knows economics, truly an entrepreneur
@mioszantas4462
@mioszantas4462 Год назад
I can't believe Jixaw blew up a local store
@NetherFX
@NetherFX Год назад
c1000 when c9001 joins
@syahminorizan8064
@syahminorizan8064 Год назад
this made me cry such an oscar worthy movie
@generalrubbish9513
@generalrubbish9513 10 месяцев назад
I once worked in a factory as part of a different company that did logistics for them. My job was to drive a shitty little cart with car components to different places on the production line. I barely got any training other than how to drive the cart, which caused me to park in the wrong place and block all traffic for 5 minutes, which stopped the production line and cost the company like 30,000€. The funniest thing is that they didn't even fire me, they just took my cart away and wanted me to work in a different position, but I said no and fucked off because I wasn't about to manually push boxes all day for minimum wage.
@funnyclockman2643
@funnyclockman2643 Год назад
I love it when Jixaw tells stories about when he sexed the man that pours concrete in his neighborhood
@garryhlambert
@garryhlambert Год назад
jixaw before bottom gear (best time of his life)
@hapsti
@hapsti Год назад
toilet paper corruption
@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Mikel.Montalat
Good storytelling.
@grits4270
@grits4270 Год назад
Man's inert, being brought into motion exclusively by outside factors. Like the dvd logo bouncing off the walls of a yugislav shit car garage.
@AscendedToTheCore
@AscendedToTheCore Год назад
Bruh that fucking thumbnail 🤣
@shrgien8602
@shrgien8602 Год назад
What an amazing laugh man
@wallie1994
@wallie1994 Год назад
Certified C1000 moment
@reeeeee3793
@reeeeee3793 Год назад
Power of the bankruptcy, in the palm of my hand
@bensmith2823
@bensmith2823 Год назад
Nice Elite dangerous
@Cool_bloke_96
@Cool_bloke_96 Год назад
I will never financially recover from this
@karuma6635
@karuma6635 Месяц назад
jixaw dissapeared not a single shite was given by the workers of that store lmfao
@thor1829
@thor1829 Год назад
RIP de C1000, wat was dat toch een grafwinkel. Toch moet ik zeggen dat het ijs er beter was dan bij de Jumbo.
@JixawXP
@JixawXP Год назад
echt zo
@Huguito
@Huguito Год назад
Good star citizen gameplay
@igp899
@igp899 Год назад
thanks man i was gonna go to sleep just now :)
@djr3hab
@djr3hab Год назад
exact shit but it was a FUCKING TESCO (on the 2nd day someone actually bothered helping me, though)
@TheNetherlandDwarf
@TheNetherlandDwarf Год назад
aye tesco jobs be like that, I never even got a full uniform. The guy i replaced died at work and they gave me his jacket (unwashed) as my only outfit. Still have it, they never asked for it back.
@lobstervortex
@lobstervortex Год назад
rip c1000
@Lelzing
@Lelzing Год назад
I woke up today
@cra_55
@cra_55 Год назад
Did they even remember to pay you at all?
@JixawXP
@JixawXP Год назад
idk anymore lol
@tr0m
@tr0m Год назад
real men bankrupt stores 😍😍😍😍
@threshold_guardian1392
@threshold_guardian1392 Год назад
true adolescent grindset👌
@Bredmirror
@Bredmirror Год назад
Mel Gibson is my father.
@Ru5tY68
@Ru5tY68 Год назад
> lad crashed Dutch economy (1987)
@Piter_Play
@Piter_Play Год назад
That laugh
@cloets9276
@cloets9276 Год назад
Thanks
@ItsHexa18
@ItsHexa18 Год назад
Average albert heijn employee
@Jimboliah3985
@Jimboliah3985 2 месяца назад
Great evil.
@raymondbottomtextbutidk8140
cool story bro
@tygodejong1123
@tygodejong1123 Год назад
I miss c1000 more than I miss my left kidney
@guegel7720
@guegel7720 Год назад
It's funny cause I had a weird dream the other night I was in a Target in the grocery section and I looked at my hands and my right hand was just Jixaw's face... Elden Ring 7 Leaked Gameplay I guess...
@MarkProjectShark
@MarkProjectShark Год назад
Cilantro Civilian
@vio-noob_6737
@vio-noob_6737 Год назад
You were on the payroll still
@Ani-Max-Ations
@Ani-Max-Ations Год назад
Hero
@FransiNatraTheMan
@FransiNatraTheMan Год назад
I have been listening to this story like 10 times. I think i'm gay.
@buff9267
@buff9267 Год назад
albertheijn?? appie vakkenvuller???
@DJMankiewicz
@DJMankiewicz Год назад
Dutch economy moment
@majesty1770
@majesty1770 Год назад
bloke
@datdude5886
@datdude5886 Год назад
How you can bankrupted the Supermarket by not showing up?
@JixawXP
@JixawXP Год назад
skill
@bruhman2782
@bruhman2782 Год назад
Alright, who's not dead? Sound off.
@kaiserskillhelm2604
@kaiserskillhelm2604 Год назад
Playing elite nice, tasting the neutro exhoost fume. Jokes aside ty for all the content daddy Jix.
@JixawXP
@JixawXP Год назад
thank you so much mate, and yes absolutely, im working on it literally rn
@PigAlexabder
@PigAlexabder Год назад
I am a romanian, you know what i do
@quantumblur_3145
@quantumblur_3145 Год назад
Load-bearing
@theimmux3034
@theimmux3034 Год назад
bro did NOT scan shit
@drunkruskiman7037
@drunkruskiman7037 Год назад
4 quid and 50 pence
@belzebub2352
@belzebub2352 Год назад
Did they at least pay you or something
@wizzelmiggel8706
@wizzelmiggel8706 Год назад
This the
@dariuseggs
@dariuseggs Год назад
Can yuo bankrupt kaufland also pls
@yak601
@yak601 9 месяцев назад
I worked in a small TNT warehouse at the locsl airport. It was my first summer job I was like 16, they took 5 weeks to run all the background check and shit to enter the airport. You would think thats rather, fancy. Bullshit. It was like a half crumbling old soviet ass building, like a drug cartell warehouse from a cobra 11 episode, it looked just like that. The changing room was a fucking wooden shed you can buy at tesco inside the warehouse. First day was the same as jixaw. I was just standing there like wtf fuck should I do. Couldn't get in cause they didn't give me a keycard, so I had to ring the bell for hours. Than they just said m'kay start labeling and sorting the transfer, I said sure whatever, only knew I fuckd up because colleagues yelled at me xddd After two weeks when they gave me some other labeling shit I told foreman they didn't show me anything 🥺 We didn't get work equipment, they asked us hey would you like steel toed workboots evryone was like, yes? And then they were like, you going back to school or college in Septembre? Then the boots gonna take 3 months to arrive 😂. Best shit was that the belgian collegues knew what situation we were in so they threw gloves and shit in the empty containers so we have something to wear xddd I'm not making this shit up.
@JixawXP
@JixawXP 9 месяцев назад
bruh lmfaooooooooo
@yak601
@yak601 9 месяцев назад
@@JixawXP Thanksfor replying, i had to repsot the comment, cuz I accidentally deleted it with a bunch of others.
@greycatturtle7132
@greycatturtle7132 Год назад
Lmao
@nobodygivesashi
@nobodygivesashi Год назад
0$
@SgtBuck01
@SgtBuck01 Год назад
I showed up to work and still didn't care m8
@milanstojanovic9642
@milanstojanovic9642 Год назад
Waltuh i quit my job hahaahaha 🤣
@zoltankiss1533
@zoltankiss1533 Год назад
Did they pay you tho
@JixawXP
@JixawXP Год назад
maybe?
@Oguyaka.
@Oguyaka. Год назад
Were you paid? 🤣😂
@JixawXP
@JixawXP Год назад
idk lmao
@a1graa
@a1graa Год назад
men
@benjaminzarkhin1293
@benjaminzarkhin1293 Год назад
Did you keep getting paid lmfao
@JixawXP
@JixawXP Год назад
i literally forgoetrtr
@benjaminzarkhin1293
@benjaminzarkhin1293 Год назад
@@JixawXP We'll never know if this is a viable infinite money glitch
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