Right now, he's probably slow dancin' With a bleached-blond tramp and she's probably gettin' frisky Right now, he's probably buyin' her some fruity little drink 'Cause she can't shoot whiskey Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick Showin' her how to shoot a combo And he don't know I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights I slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Right now, she's probably up singing some White-trash version of Shania karaoke Right now, she's probably sayin' "I'm drunk" And he's a-thinkin' that he's gonna get lucky Right now, he's probably dabbin' on Three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo Oh, and he don't know That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights I slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl A-'cause the next time that he cheats Oh, you know it won't be on me No, not on me 'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights I slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Oh, before he cheats Oh-oh
I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PRETTY LITTLE SOUPED FOUR WHEEL DRIVE, CARVED MY NAME INTO THE LEATHER SEATSSSSS I TOOK A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER TO BOTH HEADLIGHTS I SLASHED A HOLE IN ALL FOUR TIRES MAYBE NEXT TIME HE’LL THINK BEFORE HE CHEATSSSSSSSSSS
Fun fact: acetone most of the time takes paint off of cars so for that enemy of yours if you know where they have their car “accidentally” spill a bottle of acetone on their car and don’t do the whole car but do a good amount because either they’ll have to pay to get it fixed or they’ll have to stay with their car looking trashy stay bitchy my friends
Right now, he's probably slow dancin' with a bleach-blonde tramp And she's probably gettin' frisky Right now, he's probably buyin' her some fruity little drink 'Cause she can't shoot whiskey Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick Showin' her how to shoot a combo And he don't know I dug my key into the side (into the side) Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights (both headlights) Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats Right now, she's probably up singing some White-trash version of Shania karaoke Right now, she's probably sayin', "I'm drunk" And he's a-thinkin' that he's gonna get lucky Right now, he's probably dabbin' on Three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo Oh, and he don't know Oh, that I dug my key into the side (into the side) Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights (both headlights) Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl A-'cause the next time that he cheats Oh, you know it won't be on me No, not on me 'Cause I dug my key into the side (into the side) Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights (both headlights) Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats Oh, maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats Oh, before he cheats Oh
Basically with my ex let’s call him James so first off he’s half English and half welsh and I’m fully welsh and my family aren’t the best with English people but they did like him but they never met him in person,well my great grandfather did but that’s just because he needed to drop something off for me and so we met through a friend and we both liked each other he also plays basketball and football and hes tall so naturally girls would like him so I thought we were just friends but then him and his friend were hanging out and his friend saw how obvious it was so then James asked me out and I said yea ofc then for the first week we would always call and he would say how much he loved me and all that shit and that but then he started guilt tripping me and manipulating me all the time and keep this in mind I’m not an affectionate person in public I hate it but he kinda is and his parents are overprotective and have relationship issues and it’s passed down to him and we would just always argue because he started on his much he wanted affection and I said so many times how I just don’t like showing it in public and he wouldn’t listen and I’m also a very strong minded person so I obviously wouldn’t take this shit and he just wanted to argue on this one day where I went on holidays with my best friend and she weren’t having it and me and him broke up on that day but then we kept arguing and he was trying to lead me on by saying after every argument “I love you” and shit to lead me on to love him again also I just weren’t mentally ready for a relationship and he said he would wait for me but when I said when I would be ready he said how he would’ve been moved on by then and tried to rush me into it he also started arguing with my best friend Avah who also liked him before me and him started dating (she hates him now) and he was being really mean to her talking about her insecurities then he started manipulating me more and in the arguments he always made me try to prove myself and I did that but when I turned it around for him to prove when he did the same thing he made up situations or made excuses and I said smth and he said “I bought you a drink once” well he never have and plus I would’ve remembered it and I said no you haven’t and he said he did but actually he did because classes started and the bell went off before he could and he had the cheek to say “Well I would’ve “ yes but that’s just proving my point then he said how he loved me but like 2 other girls I called bullshit then about 5 or under days ago he said “I love you (my name)” but now he’s dating one of my friends he broke up with her boyfriend a day before they got together and he’s saying how he’s been over me for a week but he hasn’t or he has and been lying to me
He’l think before he cheats.. and I don’t care bc I’ll do whatever I can I’ll post it on insta I’ll do whatever I can to make his life miserable 😂 and laugh at him when he comes to me crying about it
Ok but why is SOME (saying bc there’s exceptions) just better sped up?? Like for me it’s mainly Country girl (Shake it for me), Before he Cheats, Gunpowder and Lead, She’s Country. But like still
