Beggars can't be choosers 

"I don't give a fuck if you run an orphanage" is the best response 😂

I love George memeulous even though he is 5’6

If you fail to believe that there are actually people out there like this, may I suggest a stint working in customer services for just about any company in the UK...there are millions of them out there...

A “mombie” is a mother who’s entire existence revolves around raising her child to the point of sleep deprivation and/or obsession, aka a woman with no personality and lives through her kid

That first conversation is actually insane

I grew up as military kid and I am very glad my mom never acted like that.

I understand why the first lady was a 'single mum' 🌚

I was a Burger King supervisor a decade ago (before permanent disabilities, a blessing in disguise honestly, mostly bedridden now) and I can’t begin to tell you how often folk screamed at me because of utter BS. It could be out of date coupons which was _obviously_ my fault, £0.99 burgers, something completely out of my control price wise, the kids area not being “as good as McDonald’s” where a wifie had a proper meltdown over this once. Or one time a man threatening to fight my staff for BS reasons because his annoying brat of a kid was crying because he couldn’t get the entire kids soft play area to himself, like we had parents complaining politely that a kid was biting/scratching/kicking/pinching/spitting at other kids because he wanted to have the kids area to himself, he was told “no” by me and his father then got in my face and threatened to fight other staff. Thankfully we had a panic button under the till so I just pressed it quietly and he was arrested soon after (small town in NE Scotland, police station not even 5 mins away). After he was arrested and the kids mother angrily took the kid away with her, after literally doing nothing the entire time and ignoring her kids behaviour, she screamed at us “ENJOY CLEANING UP AFTER MY SON, NOW NOBODY CAN PLAY”. Yup, steaming pile of piss down the slide, because he couldn’t have it to himself. Sadly people behaving like actual nightmares because they can’t get their own way? Far too common in the service industry.

The irony of calling someone cheap because they refuse to let you take advantage of their money after 2 years

*Single mothers shaking in the corner as they haven’t said they’re a single mother in 5 mins*

As an actor being told "I'll pay in exposer" is the worst and most common thing you'll hear

My sister is a photographer. "Shoot my wedding for free" is the worst thing you can say. Weddings are like 90% of her income!

What kind of person would hire someone to be at a wedding and reception where there is a already payed for buffet and then exclude them from it by making them bring their own food? Does this make people feel good about themselves? Who did them so wrong that they behave like that. The fact they didn't want to pay them as-well tells me that person is truly the worse of the worse.

My town’s “beautification committee” asked me if I was interested in painting murals on two huge building walls and some graphics for storefront windows. I got to the first official meeting and the lead lady said “I’m so glad we got you to volunteer to paint for us.” Yeah… I didn’t go to the next meeting.

I used to get this shit all the time when I was tattooing "can you not do a 6 hour tattoo for £50?" That 50 doesn't even cover the gear for the tattoo "you're so greedy I'm going elsewhere" Then they end up coming back and trying to book in when no one else will do it lol

"can you cut me a deal for this tattoo I want covered up, I'm a single mum" people should actually have to apply to have children. Like legitimately you shouldn't be allowed to reproduce freely because of people like this

"$5 is not a tip" people in the greatest country in the world really have been convinced that when they get paid less than $3/h by their employer they should be mad at random people for not donating them a living.

the first one is just entitled parenting at its best.

12:57 - "Tell your daughter I'm sorry you're her dad". Savage! 🤣🤣 I'm betting the daughter's sorry he's her dad, too.

“I’m so exposed I could be naked” I’m gunna start using this honestly, I’ve had my photography used in advertising and been published many times over, yet there’s always some chancer offering “exposure”. Mate, my photography is so exposed it’s been on the side of vehicles, TF you offering me with “exposure”, either pay me or piss off!

The fact I had a housemate like this gives me crippling anxiety

How can that military wife say they work harder than anyone else, knowing their partner almost gets killed constantly and has to kill others. Sounds like they just wanted to be a stay at home wife, and get benefits for their partners insane work.

My ex was in the military. We were at a bbq and a girl said her child should get more stuff(food, treats, games ect) because her husband out ranked mine. Try it woman lol not happening

every time george says something about america is shit (tipping healthcare costs etc) it feels so good like thank you ffs someone from the outside gets it lmao

George, I think the last thing a big company needs is more exposure when the alternative is just buying the product

One of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while 😂 definitely needs a part 2!

technically by watching his content we pay memeulous in exposure

I am going to be 61 next month, and I have heard “Beggers can’t be choosers” since I was knee-high to a grasshopper! I reckon it has been a truth since the dawn of time, and at some point, someone said it, and it spread like wildfire, becoming a truism. Because it is true, right? Much love,✌️💖

I know a guy (let's call him "K") across the street who never has any money, despite a rather generous social security system. Supposedly he was a cool guy 15 years ago (which is why he's allowed to hang with us occasionally), but something happened and by now he's acting like a really dumb child. - One neighbor seriously dislikes K and explicitly didn't invite him to a party. A normal person might take the hint, but not K. He waited for other guests to arrive and got in this way. As a present he brought a piece of cake wrapped in tissue paper, which he transported in his pocket. "How ungrateful you are, throwing me out, even though I brought you something." - On another party, K ran into somebody who really hates him, but he thought it would be a good idea to talk about it. The other dude warned him several times to leave him alone, before eventually slamming K on a table. To this very day K tells the story and how unjustified this was, even though everybody who knows the full story disagrees. - K was looking for somebody with a car, because he had been collecting old newspapers for a while. Why? Turns out somebody will pay around 5cents per KG of paper. We had to do the math twice to convince him this wouldn't even cover the gas needed. - K played in a band, which shared the room with another and he knew everyone pretty well. He abandoned one for no apparent reason and tried to get into the other one months later. He also knew that we'd need to move to a new room soon and when he learned about the date of the move, his reply was: "I think I'd just be in the way, but I'd like to play with you once you're done". - On one occasion K snuck onto a jewish wedding, probably to get to the buffet. According to him he was thrown out for "asking too many questions". I don't wanna know what those questions were. - K actually had a pretty nifty piece of old hardware, which he never used. Sold it to a friend for a few hundred bucks, told him he'd be buying some beer tonight and everybody was happy. Just 8 hours later he shows up empty handed. No word on where the money went. Couldn't even spare 10$ for the people who constantly feed him and couldn't be honest towards his "friends". ...for every story I write down, I remember at least one more. And no, he's not an addict. He's just one of the worst friends possible and genuinely too stupid to understand why. Therapy was tried, but he just abandoned all of them. According to him "the doctors always gave up, because I was playing mind games". He doesn't want help, he just wants to be fed. At least I got some small "payback" on a party he was invited to. He tried to impress a woman, bragging about how we make music together and called me over, but I just asked him when he would show up for practice again. He instantly became super awkward, I took over the conversation and she slowly distanced herself. It was incredibly funny and the party was the best I had in many years.

I just know it’s a good day when George Posts

As a teen I hate the stereotype that we are just drug addicts and thief’s

Netflix for 16 pounds is worth it? Nah mate. Cancelled mine months ago and not missing it.

I was literally just talking about George to a friend- perfect timing!

Dude I was giving away a dining table, that seats 6 people, for free on Facebook Marketplace. I listed the dimensions, lots of pictures, said "PICK UP ONLY" in the name of the ad, and the description, and not kidding, TWENTY SIX PEOPLE MESSAGED ME, ASKING IF IT WOULD FIT IN THEIR CAR. IT'S A DINING TABLE. I'd be like "Yeah it'll fit if you've got a moving van as a car, or if you've got a small car it'll fit if you have a chainsaw." Someone rocked up in a 1990s Toyota Starlet, with some ratchet straps, and strapped it to the roof of their car upside down and you know what? I respect it. They DESERVE the table.

George please wear goggles next video.

I can imagine that more than half of the people who say they are single parents on these posts are, in fact, not single parents 😭

George should voice Garfield

That mom threatening to throw her non-swimmer kid in a pool and let hin drown.. I would've called Child Protective Services on her and put the entire conversation on FB for as many of her relatives and friends as possible to see.

I love the voices you do when reading these out George. Genuinely puts a big smile on my face. 🥰

this is the first video i have seen of you. You are hillarious and react perfectly, you don't act to amused and ruin the vibe but also act amused enough to create the vibe

Some people are entitled jerks who don't deserve anything and act like they deserve everything because they have some struggles that they put their selfs through. It makes me mad that people like this exist.

whenever someone asked me to record Voicelines for "Exposure" i go "how about i expose your ass for being a cheapskate? wouldnt like that exposure would you?" i LOVE the reactions i get from those lol.

So many of these people deserve the answer "why don't you do it yourself"

No joke I had an ex basically hit me up off 30 different numbers (he used text now to continually change them) asking me over & over for almost a year to pay for Netflix, when I responded with why, I don’t watch tv, he got pissy & proceeded to tell me I was a “cheap bitch” for not paying for it… when I don’t even use it. The best part to all of this was at the time he made significantly more than me so how are you gonna call me a cheap bitch for not wanting to pay for a service I don’t even use? He lost his very well paying job for having this same attitude problem with his superiors, he always acted like he was better than everyone when it couldn’t be farther from the truth, he was a monster in a human suit, he was the biggest manipulating, psychotic, sociopathic, scummy & shady narcissist I’ve ever met in my life, the guy has no real emotions towards anything yet throws tantrums like a toddler when he doesn’t get his way. The best part of all is I now make significantly more than him, seems karma finally balanced itself out between the two of us. Btw this same ex who called me the “cheap bitch” also took out $10,000 worth of credit cards in my name, maxed them out & I didn’t find out about it until years later when the fees were beyond skyrocketed yet I’m the “cheap bitch”… RIGHTTTTTT. The amount of stories I have from being stupidly blindly in love with this monster for 8yrs of my late teens & early twenties is honestly astounding, it’s crazy scary how much love can blind a person. I will never understand how I managed to put up with him for so long, but I’m glad I had the experience because it’s made me a better person & I will never blindly trust anyone ever again, the situation taught me a lot.

The irony of george slating people then asking for a free arsenal shirt

The reply of the tattoo artist killed 😂 Holy fuzz, what a great guy!😂❤

watching george instead of revising for my biology gcse tomorrow

"Very expensive now Netflix, still worth it in my opinion" still won't pay TV licence

OMG the Kelloggs Swimming Badges are a 2000s throwback! RIP my childhood 😢

George telling it like it is, funny as fuck, makes me laugh every time 😊👍🇬🇧

I wonder why he has anxiety issues, could it be his control freak of a mother? We'll never knowwww

Editor included the GDP girl in the military spouse section 😂 Pay-rise. Now.

Was just on this subreddit when you post this, mad!

swimming mother is an absolute classic

$300 for a PS4 with two controllers, 3 games AND a psvr. That is an absolute steal and he still said it was too much. We live in a simulation

loool, price is $300 _"$100 is the most I can offer ... yo ... you about to miss out on some serious cash"_

I would take up the offer to be a photographer at the wedding just to take all the photos with my finger half over the lense

Very good George. More of this. Now.

14:16 makes no sense lol volunteer positions and unpaid internships exist but the problem seems to be that he “promised” them a wage(aka it was in their work contract) and then didn’t pay them wtf lmao of course you’ll get fined

The I will throw him in the pool at one is absolutely hilarious and totally nuts

I feel like he gets the voices spot on sometimes

Nice quality video made my day 💪🏻

I can say with my years of working retail, you'll run into one of these people about twice a weekdays, more on weekends. That's when they can finally relive the stress of their regular lives and make our lives hell

the u.s. is finally changing the laws on tips, in california at least businesses are finally legally required to pay the wait staff minimum wage (which is $15 an hour now). hopefully it catches on, because tip culture has gotten out of hand - tips are now insisted upon by baristas, bartenders and even restaurants WITHOUT wait staff. my girlfriend paid for lunch at a place a town over with no wait staff and was AUTOMATICALLY charged a ten dollar tip because she paid with her card - there was no option to opt out. she was pissed.

we love george

This is halarious 😂

George returns

8:06 the Deja vu tho haha

I see George is a man of culture. His knowledge of the arts of extensive.

After having a child I have huge respect for single parents, not THESE single parents mind you..

In all fairness, the tattoo artist was a little rude. Like it's easy enough to say "sorry, I don't give discounts", then you can be rude if they persist.

that pics from the local nottingham pool lol

the mom to the swimming instructor at the start be like: hi how can i absolutely rob the fck out of you?

I work in a pool. Most parents who are looking for swimming lessons are exactly like this.

Tbf when it comes to the tip thing, I once served 12 people for Christmas dinner and got a 50p tip that was shared between all 10 people working. They could have at least put in £1 each😭 it’s kinda known that 10% is for basic service in a restaurant anyway lmao

If I saw the last add for free wedding Tog, I’d take it. Show up all smart, cameras & packed lunch in hand. Get the best film & pics of the big day without filming or photographing anything.. Then disappear. 😂

Wow can't believe there are people like this who actually exist

I'm stoned af and watched this whole thing in verticle

I love the dog from the Were-Rabbit on the dresser.

Military…. Honorable…. Lmfao 🤣

I love george

Also nice GDP reference at 5:00

8:19 hello mr tumble

Legend has it the son is still flapping around in that pool today while his mom throws him bread rolls to eat with one hand and demands aquatic reparations with the other hand

that find a job ad 💀

0:44 I got my lessons payed for and i still can’t swim

George is so cool omg

Remember guys, George is 5’6 *and a half*

Looking nice and tall today George

my house just had a gas leak and we had to evacuate and i havent slept in over 48 hours new memeulous upload is the last thread tying me to any semblance of sanity

12:21 they could probably have sold the vr alone for that much so that's a really good deal tbf as long as it's all in good condition

Big ups out of South africa mr.tall M

5:03 fantastic pics chosen here

That guy with the merchant coupon code idea is pretty clever

I like when people say to me “you will regret it” or “I will ruin you”…. 😂 that only works on people who cares 😂

I mean, I think I’ve seen things about the Princess of Wales getting free stuff, but y’know. Genuine member of the Royal Family

i hate how so many of these are parents i don’t want to imagine how their kids have to feel

If i was that swimming teacher i would reply with "what are you on?"

Wedding photographers charge a shit ton, but still worth more than £0 lmao

Literally no child is crying because they don't have a harness for their dog.