Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 073: Lady King W/ Jessie Jetski Johnson 

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Jordan and Jetski are the exact opposite in terms of personality but still both hilarious! Love to see it

Juicy Jestki Johnson is so real and legit, she's always herself and so funny. A breath of fresh air honestly.

Jetski playing that Kill Bill song during the cane stand off was fucking hilarious, feel like that one flew over their heads.

Three iconic women of comedy! Christmas has come early! Oh boy!

Ian entering his “I’m the joker” arc is terrifying

jetski acted how people act when I show them this podcast

Jetskis laugh makes me happy

IAN i am 38 with down syndrime, for christmas can you tell santa i want to be a ghostbuster like you ian

The medicated glaze over Jordan's eyes is life goals 💯

It’s fun how much fun you’re all having (jordens having a blast even though she’s not; better than wallowing at home and obsessing about how much everything sucks)

when Jordan roasts Ian, the podcast turns into "Bein' Mean" (pronounced ME-IN....bein me-in...) 😅

Sensitive Subject and Tough Topic are I&J's new nicknames

Jessie thought Bad Friends was a giggle fest Jessie learns what it's like to laugh until she repeatedly can't catch her breath

Jetski is so adorable. More collabs with bad friends and this show would be stellar.

Why am this attracted to Jordan? I'm scared

I’m having a good time, but I’m super on edge 😂 such a good pod

well i got here and ian offered me a knife and some pills LMFAO

I love y’all so much, I love juice too but I needed this podcast this morning so thank u ❤

"Chicken poked" is definitely going to be in my vocabulary now.

THE JUICE IS LOOSE IN NYC!!!!

Juicy is the GOAT!

What a nice treat for a Wednesday morning

this episode had me crying tears of laughter on the subway like a mentally unwell person.

Jetski is the PERFECT guest for this pod. Great ep!!

"Im having a great time,but I am on edge" Quite literally the best way to describe this podcast,and being around Ian and Jordan in general

JESSIE BEEN THAT GIRL STILL THAT GIRL JETSKI JOHNSON

Honeycrisp is #1. I’ll die on this hill

I think it's a sore subject 😂

Hell yeah! Now we need to get the Bad Friend, Andrew Santino and the whole crew will be completed. Thanks for the upload guys🤟

Wrong, its sore subject or touchy subject 😂😂😂... I was waiting no one got it

To whoever is editing this: nice job. It really adds another level of funny. *thumb up*

Having a terrible day and just the intro shined a little light on my day. Thanks guys!

Jetski a real one for putting them onto Tower of Power

Love these people, but the lack of focus from Ian and Jordan made me realize that my doctor lied to me when he diagnosed me with ADHD.

My favorite donkey and hobgoblin are back yet again

Confused my family bc they heard me screaming “SORE SUBJECT” alone in a room

Yo calling out other people you work with that you are actively attracted to them isn’t the smartest thing to do…..they are your co workers technically Jordy girl

Juicy is the best! She brings great energy all the time ❤

Dude, 42:00 - 42:20 at 0.25 speed is the best shit you'll hear all week.

I CANT WAIT TO GET HOME AND ENJOY THIS ONE VROOM VROOM

The chaos is SO strong here that I had to pause the ep yesterday and start again today.

🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:00 🛣️ *Introduction and Upcoming Shows* - Jordan shares his upcoming travel schedule and stand-up shows in various cities. - Mention of places like Providence, St. Petersburg, Nashville, Chicago, San Diego, and more. 02:05 📚 *Introduction to Guest and Book* - Introduction of the guest, Jessie Jetski Johnson, who wrote a book called "On Perks, Facebook, and Volunteering." - Banter about Mike Rainey and confusion about authors. 03:01 🎺 *Trumpet Jam Session* - Playful interaction with Jessie attempting to play songs on a trumpet. - Mention of various songs, including Super Mario theme and songs by The Clash. 11:07 🚗 *Favorite Mode of Travel* - Discussion about favorite modes of travel, with Jessie expressing love for Uber. - Banter about Uber being fast but expensive. 13:15 🌞 *Favorite Month and Gemini Traits* - Jessie's favorite month revealed as June, and discussion about being a Gemini. - Banter about Gemini traits, being Too Faced, and people's perceptions. 19:10 🚆 *Favorite City* - Banter about favorite cities and Jessie expressing fondness for Uber. - Mention of an amusing incident involving someone on the train. 23:33 🌿 *Salvia Experiences* - Discussion about the effects of salvia, a psychoactive plant. - Shared experiences of a couple tripping on salvia, emphasizing the intensity. - Mention of personal experiences with salvia, including selling it at a smoke shop. 32:16 🍽️ *Factor Meals Advertisement* - Promotion of Factor Meals, a ready-to-eat meal delivery service. - Highlighting the convenience of Chef-prepared, dietitian-approved meals. - Mention of a personal favorite meal and a discount code for viewers. 34:16 🔐 *ExpressVPN Advertisement* - Advertisement for ExpressVPN focusing on internet privacy and security. - Emphasis on the speed and reliability of ExpressVPN for streaming and browsing. - Mention of a special holiday offer for viewers. 36:53 👑 *Lady King Card Reading* - Discussion about a card reading referring to "Lady King" as a spiritual archetype. - Attributes associated with Lady King: spiritual awakening, strong personality, financial expertise. - Reference to famous individuals born on the same date, adding a humorous touch. 40:47 🎶 *Musical Number with Jesse Jetski Johnson* - Playful musical interlude featuring Jesse Jetski Johnson with a kazoo. - Banter about potential performances and involvement in Ian's special. - Light-hearted interaction with musical elements and laughter. 41:37 🧨 *Light-Hearted Chaos and Pranks* - Playful chaos with the use of props, including a fake rat. - Discussion about playing with fire and creative chaos. - Light-hearted pranks, including hitting each other with props. 43:02 🤣 *Comedy Crush and Celebrity Encounter* - Ian's admiration for comedian Chris D'Elia as a comedy crush. - Humorous recounting of a brief encounter with Vince Vaughn, expressing attraction. - Playful and exaggerated expressions of admiration for Vince Vaughn. 47:08 🤣 *Dating and Relationship Banter* - Discussion about dating experiences and challenges. - Mention of not wanting to date a comedian or a fan. - Humorous anecdotes about Santino's buttocks picture and Instagram verification. 51:12 🍎 *Apple Eating and Childhood Stories* - Banter about eating apple cores and the consequences. - Childhood stories, including a prank involving non-apple goo. - Playful arguments about whether certain actions are acceptable. 53:20 🧀 *Cheese Misunderstanding* - Humorous confusion about cheese being mistaken for a snack. - Playful banter and comedic exchange about food items. - Light-hearted moments discussing snacks and misunderstandings. 55:55 🍄 *Psychedelics and Altered States* - Jessie's experience with DMT and the difficulty of describing the trip. - Ian's encounter with acid and the perceived permanent change. - Light-hearted banter about the effects of different substances. 01:01:15 😂 *Playful Arguments and IQ Test* - Playful arguments between Ian and Jessie about various topics. - Impromptu IQ test and banter about intelligence. - Light-hearted teasing and joking throughout the conversation. 01:07:48 🃏 *Cardology Discussion* - The hosts engage in a playful conversation about cardology. - Cardology involves assigning personality traits based on birthdates. - Jordan humorously identifies Ian's card and interprets its characteristics. 01:09:18 🎤 *Stand-up Comedy and Comedy Store* - Discussion about stand-up comedy experiences. - Mention of Ian getting passed at The Comedy Store. - Excitement about working out at The Comedy Store and the anticipation of having the name on the wall. 01:10:28 🏢 *Favorite Comedy Club - Hilarities* - Hilarities in Cleveland is mentioned as the favorite comedy club. - Mention of the unique feature - a baseball bat. - Expressing excitement about performing at Hilarities. 01:10:56 🎥 *Creating Promo Videos* - Discussing the idea of creating promo videos inspired by popular characters. - Specific mention of a Breaking Bad-themed promo. - Exploring the possibility of creating more videos in a similar style. 01:11:52 🚀 *Jesse-themed Promo Ideas* - Brainstorming various Jesse-themed promo ideas. - Mention of different TV shows and characters named Jesse. - Humorous suggestions for incorporating the name Jesse into promotional content. 01:15:32 🎶 *Theme Song and Banter* - Brief discussion about the show's theme song by The Lumineers. - Light banter and playful exchange of remarks among the hosts. - A humorous attempt at creating personalized show plugs with comedic flair. 01:17:03 🌍 *Stand-up Comedy Tour Plugs* - Both comedians share information about their upcoming stand-up shows. - Jordan plugs her website and headlining shows starting in February. - Ian plugs his upcoming shows in various locations, encouraging people to check his website for tickets. 01:18:01 🌐 *Multiple Tour Locations* - Quick mentions of the diverse locations for upcoming comedy shows. - Both comedians promote their respective websites for ticket information. - Playful banter about the timing of promotional discussions in the episode. 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The Clash has ties to reggae via Paul Simonon who grew up in counsel estates with Jamaican neighbors and the fact that Jamaicans were often running the sound system at London clubs during punk shows. That's close to ska, but no cigar.

“I’m having a lot of fun, but I’m on edge” hahaha this episode was bananas and I couldn’t love it more

Ive only seen a couple eps of this podcast, but the editor went hard with the reaction cut aways😂

Jordan is a gorgeous Tom Petty.

1:12:51 wow ian got real butt hurt here…

Jetski brought back all my kill bill memories with that slide whistle 😂

this episode is a representation of my last three brain cells having a conversation

Been of fan of jetski since early kill Tony days, love that she's blowing up

Ian should play the penguin in a batman movie..

Forehead solo 😂

Have you ever listened to I drink bleach 😂😂😂 ian is so fucking funny

Got so excited seeing jetski was on here! Great guest

Jessie is the comedy sunshine that we all need in our lives ❤🎉

Effexor had an effext on me as a teenager but as a married 38 yr old adult, it made me a Robot to Feeling and emotions, i didnt even care about my wife. Great for working but terrible for a relationship let alone my 20 yr old marriage. Long story short, i stopped it and became a man on my own will instead of relying of Garbage pharmaceutical companies.

Is it me or Jordan is a pa pa pa pa pa piece!

Jetski keeps saying this a tough city. She means Jordan’s intimidating

This ep should've been named Bein' Juicy Jordan Jessie Jetski Jensen Johnson... with Ian. Meow

Damn that girl does ...jetski...just doesn't have it... not funny ever ....not once...please never have her again

Jetski is one of my favorites

I feel like low key Ian and Jordan are in love. They give two shits about talking to the guests lol

I sort of like the pod's cast. I just can't handle listening to the podcast for mor than 10 minutes at a time. It burns my brain.

The first episode I have seen, and with jetski, needless to say, I am a new subscriber

There's SO MANY QUOTABLE QUOTES ON THIS DAMN EPISODE 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Being a guest on this podcast is just watching your mom and dad fighting again and seeing which guest had a traumatic childhood

jordan was describing Sam L. Jackson... noooooot Forest Whitaker aka Ghost Dog

😂 more Kazoo offs please 🙏🏾

Hello this is my first time watching this podcast and all I have to say is wow I am confused.

JUICY!!!! So pumped to watch this

shout out to Mario and Luigi in the beginning

Came here for Ian but falling in luv with Jordan. Jetski is such a beautiful soul 🕊✨. Still hard for Ian though….

Of course Ian does the gay version of toight or noight Let’s play ska or nah

SKA OR NAH has to be a segment in the pod now lmao

“kinda want to date” come on Juicy, 😪 we need that Jetski love too pretty mama

His tiny little low butt❤

Shout out to the, "little boy with the headphones on", for not making my ADHD go insanely furious with the chewing on the mic. Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear headphones. Tip my hat to you, sir!

Juicy! Juicy! Juicy! Juicy!

I’d watch a grouchy Jordan and trying to be happy jjet ski all day,

Jordan, what’s good? Let me have a chance 😁

“Sore subject”? Love you guys

Jetski is beautiful

Hell yea Team Gemini’s over here Juicy and Jordan 👏🏻 on my white girl astronomy shit

Wow, Ian said the only guys he likes in LA are Bobby and Andrew and he just left out Jeremiah!!! 🙁

Oh dang firing on all cylinders today. Hilarious 😂

Mad luv for u guys but it irks my minddd u call that a TASER bcus it is NOT a taser. It's merely a STUN GUN. My receipt: I've been tased while being arrested many years ago....yous are def not tasing yourselves, lol

Out here buzzed and crackin up while wrapping presents for the kids 😆 The energy and weird chemistry was on another level! Best pod episode i've heard in a while

The energy of this podcast is just the GOD DAMN BEST.

Anybody who has ACTUALLY seen Pinky and the Brain would know that Ian definitely is Pinky... Letting the Brain think they're smarter

Jetski volunteering for a shift in the psych ward 😂

just take finasteride Ian, it saved my hair

This the type of podcast you cant listen to when your wife is asleep. The talking/shouting ratio is unpredictable.

This is the epitome of three people with adhd hanging out

Isn't the Toy Story girl named Jessie?

This is Jetski abuse and I stand against it

Jeskis thicc 🤤

Lol only way this coulda been better is if they let jetski be there for the ad reads😂

Love seeing more women on the pod. You should get Lil Frex on

“Dealing with a breakup” 🙄 always…..