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Cartman: "If my mom can be a real estate agent, anybody in the world can." 😂🤣 | South Park on Comedy Central, DStv Ch122

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@isaiahhhh
@isaiahhhh Год назад
"I am your job"🤣
@N1k4_Gr1v
@N1k4_Gr1v Год назад
She quits
@aurelien1695
@aurelien1695 Год назад
that kills me everytime 🤣
@maba693
@maba693 Год назад
"I didn't have anything to eat except Nutella" *Cuts immediately to a fruit bowl in the background😂😂😂
@Str4t0sPh3rE
@Str4t0sPh3rE Год назад
Could've been a bowl of plastic fruits
@hrbdjhshe936
@hrbdjhshe936 Год назад
Eric dont eat fruits
@crystallinewolf1038
@crystallinewolf1038 Год назад
​@@Str4t0sPh3rE Eric eats only junk food.
@johnwiesner9590
@johnwiesner9590 11 месяцев назад
Can't imagine Eric willingly eating anything healthy. On the Dog Whisperer episode he complained about having to eat skinless chicken, steamed vegetables, and salad, comparing it to Auschwitz.
@todorkolev7565
@todorkolev7565 Год назад
I worked in real estate. My boss - a very successful realtor told me that the best thing I could do is NOTHING! SAY NOTHING, DO NOTHING - let the people viewing the house put themselves in their own trappings of what THEY THINK the house is for them... This skit is so true! All you need to be a realtor is a phone number!
@fuzzytop4746
@fuzzytop4746 Год назад
Don’t know a single person who likes realtors besides themselves
@MK_ULTRA420
@MK_ULTRA420 Год назад
Realtors are the strippers of sales.
@ivyr336
@ivyr336 Год назад
Realtors, lawyers and politicians have to be the most hated jobs in existance.
@fredrezfield1629
@fredrezfield1629 10 месяцев назад
female realtors mostly they usually know NOTHING about real estate in general they don't know much about developments in the area they could do data search pull up sales history comparable listings etc but when it comes to actually looking at a property with you they can't tell you whether this is worth the investment or not they encourage you do home inspection rely on their expertise this could be costly but it shouldb't be necessary it's just common knowledge a guy is more likely to have handyman or home reno background they could save you a lot of time.
@spongeyspikes09
@spongeyspikes09 9 месяцев назад
wait wait wait... So you mean to tell me... All i need to do to be a real estate agent is do exactly what Cartman does here?!
@tonywoutrs
@tonywoutrs 8 месяцев назад
This perfectly captures how lazy but simultaneously ambitious Cartman is
@johnwiesner9590
@johnwiesner9590 Месяц назад
Same thing on the Dikinbaus episode.
@jesusojeda7850
@jesusojeda7850 Год назад
"Butters, I need your help" We-well sure Eric, what's going on?" He agrees to help before listening to what the problem is. We all need a friend like Butters
@irmiwolf
@irmiwolf Год назад
Butters is absolutely terrified of Cartman and will always agree with anything Cartman says, fearing the fallout of not following Cartmans demands.
@dicedoom7162
@dicedoom7162 Год назад
maybe you should be like butter
@jesusojeda7850
@jesusojeda7850 Год назад
@@irmiwolf Not really. He isn't afraid of Cartman, in fact he is the only one that consider him his friend (thus why only him calls him "Erik"). He has seen Cartman going downright evil, but at the same time knows he is easily beaten on a direct confrontation. He's just genuinely an overall nice kid.
@johnwiesner9590
@johnwiesner9590 Месяц назад
​@irmiwolf When Eric wanted to "work" at the ice cream shop, Butters sure hesitated when asked by the manager if Eric is trustworthy and reliable.
@mayorebfarnum8114
@mayorebfarnum8114 Год назад
dude literally broke his back for a photo op
@johnwiesner9590
@johnwiesner9590 11 месяцев назад
He was dumb enough to think that Eric Cartman is an actual real estate agent.
@derekkorff-korn7161
@derekkorff-korn7161 Год назад
“It’s fucking legal theft” hahaha
@fuzzytop4746
@fuzzytop4746 Год назад
6% of an entire sell and buy of a house. Most of the paperwork they don’t even know
@alexanderjefferies7740
@alexanderjefferies7740 Год назад
2:43, I love that it’s a literal version of the saying “breaking your back” over something simple and trying too hard.
@creativecatproductions
@creativecatproductions Год назад
“What job could you possibly have? You don’t know how to do anything!” “Im a real estate agent”😂 Facts
@will_mcdermott
@will_mcdermott 5 месяцев назад
This is really accurate especially the city people thinking $1.3M is a bargain for a 3 bedroom house
@themonchlife
@themonchlife Год назад
"I been home for 45 minutes and all I have is Nutella" 😂😂 I have been there lol 😆
@1peterhewitt
@1peterhewitt Месяц назад
Yeh I thought you looked gay anyway
@shallowsportsmen8992
@shallowsportsmen8992 Год назад
If I had a dollar for everyone I know who became a real estate agent in the past 3 years…
@vegetarianbackpacker
@vegetarianbackpacker Год назад
You guys have no ideas for how long I have thought of the same thing that real estate is the easiest job in the world.
@realestatekas
@realestatekas Год назад
Until... you live in a state where you have to have a brain and pass those tests.
@mangobananana
@mangobananana Год назад
@@realestatekaseven thats not that hard
@jrock2264
@jrock2264 Год назад
Have at it, fella. I've been an agent for 26 years. I lost my hair, my mind, I drink a lot and I struggle with anxiety. Cheers.
@JDhero
@JDhero Год назад
​@jrock2264 4 years myself, high stress, working 7 days a week, and your job is tied to the economy. Cheers 🍻
@jrock2264
@jrock2264 Год назад
@@JDhero Well, friend, if you've made it the past 4 years you will make it. The last 4 years have been the hardest years in real estate. Kudos to you!
@thesoccertrotter1
@thesoccertrotter1 Год назад
They nailed the covid housing bubble
@LucasFernandez-fk8se
@LucasFernandez-fk8se Год назад
@@ExtremelyAverageMan but all states are popping right now. Because we have a covid housing bubble
@907alphaprime7
@907alphaprime7 Год назад
In Colorado everyone and their neices and nephews are real estate agents.
@johnwiesner9590
@johnwiesner9590 11 месяцев назад
Hoping to sell expensive properties in ski areas like Aspen, Breckenridge, and Vail.
@l.siestador7248
@l.siestador7248 9 месяцев назад
The boom, then bust...
@DropDatBass
@DropDatBass 6 месяцев назад
​@@johnwiesner9590I went to Aspen for my honeymoon and holy shit I think everyone I saw was a realestate agent haha
@Kingofthepeople
@Kingofthepeople Год назад
2:54 😂😂😂😂
@justynbearrup1074
@justynbearrup1074 Год назад
Talk about back breaking lol
@mr.frostvampier
@mr.frostvampier Год назад
tbh Butters is Cartmans best friend
@manbirdcat5246
@manbirdcat5246 Год назад
bruh
@nd-gs5nz
@nd-gs5nz Год назад
South Park just killed "Cortado" for me, I will never drink that again 😂
@DreckbobBratpfanne
@DreckbobBratpfanne Год назад
Considering how the agents here in any estate visited didn't know shit about it it can't be too hard for real
@GAS.MASK1
@GAS.MASK1 7 месяцев назад
The music they play during the real estate segments reminds me of both GTA 5 and some of the real estate vids on here.. it sounds so familiar 😅
@philip9566
@philip9566 9 часов назад
FINALLY making fun of money hungry real estate agents haha
@about29cats
@about29cats 3 месяца назад
Remember, the most important part about being a real-estate agent is getting your picture taken.
@garrettdownes4919
@garrettdownes4919 5 месяцев назад
This is one of their best scenes
@StealthAZ
@StealthAZ Год назад
Definitely true on the residential side however, commercial real estate is it’s on animal
@MbisonBalrog
@MbisonBalrog 9 месяцев назад
All about connection. Connection is all about volume. Make as many contacts no matter how trivial.
@bobsmoot8454
@bobsmoot8454 Год назад
Literally anyone can be a real estate agent
@taylorashton8804
@taylorashton8804 11 месяцев назад
​@@wynn1587🤣🤣
@lucasmorales9702
@lucasmorales9702 4 месяца назад
You have to pass a state exam and score above 70. The pass rate is 50% in California
@julyexly5160
@julyexly5160 Месяц назад
​@@lucasmorales9702so literally anyone
@umekigoe7784
@umekigoe7784 4 дня назад
@@julyexly5160test questions are like: 1) I should wear clothes to the open house. True or False
@danielcruz2256
@danielcruz2256 3 дня назад
​@@lucasmorales9702 so be at least a D average student
@SpagmanAus
@SpagmanAus 5 месяцев назад
"I'm your job" - I spat my drink out.
@monkeyassvespucci8463
@monkeyassvespucci8463 Год назад
You have to be good looking that's the main requirement. Good looking enough make people think they need u.
@CamRebires
@CamRebires Год назад
I can't believe they invented Tim Dillon
@EmeraldView
@EmeraldView Год назад
It's all in the back arch.
@ThesocialmuteHD
@ThesocialmuteHD Месяц назад
I’m convinced this episode is how butters learned to be good at selling NFTs
@1peterhewitt
@1peterhewitt Месяц назад
His mums face 😂😂😂
@johnaashmore
@johnaashmore Год назад
OMG Its MeetKevin!
@blackhat9062
@blackhat9062 Год назад
It doesn't say the season or the episode wtf
@rylevi7405
@rylevi7405 Год назад
I'm wondering if anybody can help me I've been trying to watch the streaming wars but I'm from the 🇬🇧 and It never aired on comedy central that I'm aware off. How can I watch it because paramount doesn't work in my country I'm so desperate to watch it. Thanks in advance for the advice!
@maverickalboor4862
@maverickalboor4862 Год назад
VPN
@expiredmilk1930
@expiredmilk1930 Год назад
Pirate it
@lcd3123
@lcd3123 Год назад
123 movies
@freddiethompson8687
@freddiethompson8687 Год назад
I thought all South Park episodes got moved to the Uk paramount plus streaming service.
@arfadsyed4114
@arfadsyed4114 Год назад
torrent dude!
@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917
@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917 Год назад
“Comedy Central Africa” Lol
@johnsayles8032
@johnsayles8032 Год назад
It's 2022, yeah we're not exactly flying cars and holodecks but some folks in Nigeria having HBO max seems futuristically plausible.
@NoobNoob339
@NoobNoob339 Год назад
How to spot a racist
@georgeschmall9254
@georgeschmall9254 Год назад
​@@NoobNoob339 Who asked you to make this about race?
@elijahcostilla417
@elijahcostilla417 Месяц назад
They took his jobs
@ZoraXire
@ZoraXire 3 месяца назад
I actually had bottled water and edamame at my Open House recently. People died!
@alteclansing2638
@alteclansing2638 11 месяцев назад
True, it legal theft. Free money.
@jonas2431
@jonas2431 10 месяцев назад
If you look at the whole series butters parents treat him like shit. And Eric treats his mom like shit
@zacharyk.2766
@zacharyk.2766 3 месяца назад
Who else is here for Cartman's real estate pose? 😃 (1:55-1:57, 2:12-2:14, 2:20-2:23)
@divinusnobilite
@divinusnobilite Год назад
I would be careful not to lump buyers' agents with listing agents. The buyer agents actually work their butts off. It is a tough job, and they end up doing a lot of work. All the single moms want to be "listing" agents because all they have to do is take a few pics and then sit back and let all the bids come in.
@jrock2264
@jrock2264 Год назад
Thank you, friend.
@maxvoronin273
@maxvoronin273 Год назад
Being a “listing agent” isn’t easy also…. I mean you have to do the prospecting to find potential clients
@SomeUserNameBlahBlah
@SomeUserNameBlahBlah Год назад
Real state agents should be outlawed. They are one reason prices are so high, and do all kinds of slimey crap. We have the internet, people can get their own MLS.
@jrock2264
@jrock2264 Год назад
@@SomeUserNameBlahBlah That's your opinion. I respectfully disagree with you.
@GerinPhils
@GerinPhils Год назад
@@SomeUserNameBlahBlah real estate agents are the "buffer" between buyers and sellers.
@estorm08
@estorm08 Год назад
Lol. REAL-TY...NOT REELA-TEE...
@billyd8401
@billyd8401 Год назад
Legal theft!! LOL.. Facts!
@boopy123
@boopy123 2 месяца назад
NOT quite lol
@mondobondo49
@mondobondo49 3 месяца назад
My ex is in the real estate scam and she's a total idiot.
@AlohaUlises
@AlohaUlises Год назад
Real Estate agent are kinda pointless for real...
@SomeUserNameBlahBlah
@SomeUserNameBlahBlah Год назад
With the internet, they are no longer needed.
@MayorMcheese12
@MayorMcheese12 Год назад
That’s basically they same thing as saying car salesmen are pointless
@SomeUserNameBlahBlah
@SomeUserNameBlahBlah Год назад
@@MayorMcheese12 Car salesmen are pointless.
@Stormdraka
@Stormdraka Год назад
You only think that because you haven't met one with a card as cool as Eric's.
@LucasFernandez-fk8se
@LucasFernandez-fk8se Год назад
They’re necessary for facilitating paperwork and transactions and for giving good advice on housing. They know price per sqft in the area, historical home values and the local market. They do have SOME value that can’t be just done with Zillow but it’s not a lot. Personally I’m pissy with realtors for hiding previous home sales prices lately. I noticed a Lennar neighborhood near me with homes sold in the 400-450k range 2 years ago they’ve hidden that fact on the homes for sale at 750-850k. As in they’ve hidden that 2 years ago the houses sold for HALF basically to try to get some stupid buyer to purchase a 4K sqft home at 850k
@supervilla06
@supervilla06 Год назад
I got my real estate license sitting on the toilet. That’s how talentless and effortless it is to be a real estate agent.
@MbisonBalrog
@MbisonBalrog 9 месяцев назад
Being successful at sales is totally different than passing test
@supervilla06
@supervilla06 9 месяцев назад
@@MbisonBalrog Unless you’re in real estate… spread the word, woman.
@Pusha-lh7tg
@Pusha-lh7tg Год назад
You become a realtor when you fail in life.
@zach2733
@zach2733 Год назад
What do you do for work? 🙂
@Pusha-lh7tg
@Pusha-lh7tg Год назад
@@zach2733 I own southern kitchen. Family owned. Made about 330k last year. Have nice blondies doing my dishes and mopping.
@zach2733
@zach2733 Год назад
@@Pusha-lh7tg so you inherited a cash cow. Got it 👍
@Pusha-lh7tg
@Pusha-lh7tg Год назад
@@zach2733 no we all started the business at the same time and it’s my food product. Stop arguing over your failures. Just accept it. Blame your mom not randoms.
@zach2733
@zach2733 Год назад
@@Pusha-lh7tg sure. I’ll blame my mom for my “failures” and you can credit yours to your “success” 😂
@rocklobster5074
@rocklobster5074 9 месяцев назад
Didn't know Africans had access to comedy central
@ekalbelddirp
@ekalbelddirp Год назад
Without real estate agents how else will homes get sold? It seams like it’s easy but someone’s gotta do it
@Rybob1987
@Rybob1987 Год назад
The owner can advertise it themselves and cut out the middle man
@jokersmith9096
@jokersmith9096 Год назад
Think craigslist or Facebook marketplace but for property. Home owners can do it themselves.
@allanhutton1123
@allanhutton1123 Год назад
The fact you ask this means you have never bought nor sold a house. The agent is useless, uninformed and uneducated sales conman. The lawyers involved are just fleeces with degrees. Honestly if anything should be on block chain it should real estate.
@wp8218
@wp8218 Год назад
@@Rybob1987 average people don’t understand real estate law or contracts. For instance, sellers can be sued years after selling their home because certain facts about the home weren’t disclosed to the buyer. There is much more to it then selling it at a certain price
@Rybob1987
@Rybob1987 Год назад
@W P that's what solicitors are for
@SmallPocketsBigRockets
@SmallPocketsBigRockets 9 месяцев назад
I’d rather work at McDonald’s than be a real estate agent.
@allnamesaretakenb4
@allnamesaretakenb4 Год назад
realestate agent is something anyone can become, and noone should be....