Being Cautious | Sarah Millican

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What kind of person are you, a Bumper Car or a Dodgem?
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Taken from Thoroughly Modern Millican (2012) - In this hilarious live performance, 2011's British Comedy Awards' Queen of Comedy, Sarah Millican gives instructions on how to make your own treadmill and examines the practicalities of having an orgy.
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@bquamb3478 4 года назад

Seriously though... keep these videos coming. My dishes and laundry can wait.

@dippster357 4 года назад

BquamB I listen to her while I do my dishes and any thing else as long as it’s not too noisy

@duffgirl216 4 года назад

Same, everything except vacuuming for me!!

@highflowerfairy2554 Год назад

Me, today. lol

@potatocorners 4 года назад

Obligatory comment to show my appreciation for your humor and so that the RU-vid algorithm can get on with picking this up and start recommending your vids more to others! Yay!

@Sunshine-zm1fx 4 года назад

Amen dude.

@edenkasaev6531 4 года назад

potato does my reply help?

@potatocorners 4 года назад

EDEN KASAEV You betcha! (But also, I barely understand how the new algorithm works anymore so don’t take my word for it HAHA) Still, it shows our appreciation and “engagement (ooh technical term)” with Ms. Millican’s content, anyhow!

@drshohinidas4051 3 года назад

It worked !!!

@weirdral 4 года назад

I don't understand how that woman could be sleeping... This is hilarious!

@garyshevel 4 года назад

I wondered if anyone else would spot her. Silly moo, missing out on all that brilliant humour from the lovely Sarah.

@stacek90 4 года назад

It's a joke from the DVD, on Sarah's first DVD a man fell asleep and Sarah got someone to pretend on every DVD she has done since.

@garyshevel 4 года назад

@@stacek90- Thanks for that info Stacey. Sarah if you read this reply please consider me for future 'sleeping through your gig'. I'll just listen and have the odd sneaky peek. Alreet pet?.

@KD-mb6ph 4 года назад

I hope that you are right. I mean he was bobbing her head quite hard.

@Cora.T 4 года назад

@@stacek90 oh that's amazing 😂

@paulschumacher4308 4 года назад

How have I never heard of this woman? I had to pause my lunch break so I didn't choke to death.

@thefreedomguyuk 4 года назад

Same here!!

@Albert12893 4 года назад

See her live, outstanding

@mandelbrotr 4 года назад

I recommend looking up her full length Apollo shows.

@paulschumacher4308 4 года назад

@@mandelbrotr OMG you're right! It was epic!

@jesseml4303 4 года назад

I love how she calls everyone flower, so sweet and very british. I left England at 4years old but i still love when women refer to me like that or love/pet.

@clumsycolours1677 4 года назад

Jesse Ml is it a British thing? I'm from Australia and I call people mate or dude but that's just me.

@pinchopaxtonsgreatestminds9591 4 года назад

It works best with this video when you say "Would you mind keeping still flower!" You need to watch it for a couple of minutes... ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-tzxdY277vbA.html

@Boudicca165 3 года назад

Its dying a little, Jesse. The older 'silver tops' like me still call people love, sweetheart, pet, etc., and my old mum called people ducky. She would approach some surly, shady looking character for directions, for instance, and have them eating out of her hands within seconds. Young people seem not to do it though, which is a shame. I love these regional quirks and customs, I hope they never die out.

@jessicahoward9046 3 года назад

I love being called duck 🙂

@drshohinidas4051 3 года назад

I thought she was Irish

@greeninferno1339 4 года назад

Set-up, Suspension, Delivery. Top level comedic skill at all these things!! Awesome

@MrsBucket1984 4 года назад

Jesus.. Phantom period when you have a sweaty crack... Totally relate 😂

@melodypope8231 4 года назад

The fanny fart bit killed me dead LOL

@MissBlueEyeliner 4 года назад

I’ll bring spare underwear but I’ll also get on the biggest rollercoaster, get piercings on a whim and at the same time check my alarm 10 times _just in case_ I hadn’t set it. 🤔

@janesmith699 4 года назад

I'm a mixed bag too.

@MrKingdavy 4 года назад

7:50 WTF ??? Sarah I think your favourite fan is in !!! 😂😂😂

@acrpug1380 4 года назад

Absolutely loving that Sarah Millican is putting up all these videos! Been binging through them over the last few days 🥰

@IntrepidFraidyCat 4 года назад

LOL! So funny! I can always use a few good laughs. Thank you.👍🤣

@rufusjustrufus8213 4 года назад

"There"ll be people in this room who don't know which one you are.....if you're a dodge-em..." I thought she was talking about lesbians at first.

@caleb_dume 4 года назад

ahahaha there’s literally a woman asleep at 7:50 😂😂😂 how could u sleep through this amazing comedy

@guardrailbiter 4 года назад

My guess: narcolepsy.

@caleb_dume 4 года назад

Eric Martindale that would be a fair guess 🤔 😂

@iamgort70 4 года назад

she's pissed...NOT asleep.!

@markfox1545 4 года назад

Ben Ryan 'literally'? How does one figuratively sleep?

@larrysmith2638 4 года назад

Earlier thread said that this was an inside joke. Evidently it happened once for real, and Sarah makes sure that all her DVDs now have someone asleep.

@SiriusMined 4 года назад

She's hilarious, she's cute as a button, and I could listen to her dialect all day and night

@martinwithani 4 года назад

Accent 😉

@FinneousPJ1 4 года назад

She is cute for sure

@goltandburlach 4 года назад

Difference between dialect and accent?

@SiriusMined 4 года назад

@@goltandburlach who are you asking?

@goltandburlach 4 года назад

I'll take an answer from anyone, I honestly thought that accent and dialect were interchangeable, like, but, hiney, pet (as my gran used to say)

@mandapants74 4 года назад

I unplug my toaster because my cat stands on it and I hate the thought of toasted toe beans!

@fromthedarkvoid 4 года назад

*_always protect the toe beans._*

@scarletsinner6868 4 года назад

I never thought of that with my cats,, that's sooo funny l.o.l.

@lancer525 4 года назад

I've finally figured out why Sarah is so funny. It's her stage presence. She's this innocent (appearing) young lady, with a tiny, girlish voice, who talks like normal people do, instead of mincing words and acting holier-than-thou. There is a discontinuity between the appearance and presence, and the "lay it on the line" delivery. Brilliant.

@beakittelscherz5419 4 года назад

to put yourself out and handle a crowd of 3.500 people ...you gotta have gutts! beside that: she is SO GOOD! love her style!

@Kari_B61ex 4 года назад

I love the word 'claggy'!

@RIXRADvidz 4 года назад

I get a great big dose of the HAPPY when ever there's a new Sarah Millican clip to click. hopefully this time next year we'll have 365 to choose from to Cheer Up A Day. Bigg Huggs to Sarah for posting her happiness and Joy, I need all I can get.

@niallwildwoode7373 4 года назад

Love your accent. My late stepdad was a Geordie....salt of the earth and more of a dad than my blood father ever was. Miss him.

@jayadams681 4 года назад

Its good to miss people. It means they're always with you.

@graceygrumble 4 года назад

Be thankful that you've got someone to miss. Some poor sods have never had a soul who cared. Now, that's a tragedy!

@emmablake1300 4 года назад

I totally spat my drink out at several points. WHEN ARE YOU TOURING NEXT??

@watermelonsandal4206 4 года назад

Sarah: *uploads video* Me: *drops everything* Seriously though she's got a brilliant North Eastern sense of humour.

@stephenmiller7388 4 года назад

Love her honestly and telling the straight truth about life how it really is

@MrBrownnn696 4 года назад

Reading the rules cause I'm all about fun. Lmfao

@duchessofdonothing 4 года назад

Please tour the US. We need the cheer.

@brandonlantier 4 года назад

I'd love to see her but fair to say a sizable portion of the crowd might not understand what she's saying, mind you I am from Cajun country and we say things like y'all lol

@indigoogier532 3 года назад

I love how she really interacts with her audience, it makes her performance so much more dynamic and interesting, the stories she gets from the answers are also hilarious!

@sportscommentaries4396 Год назад

Exactly

@IAmBael 3 года назад

My favourite thing about Sarah is that watching her show and listening to her just feels like hearing her talk about her life and funny stuff that's happened and funny stuff other audiences have said during her shows. It's like hanging out with a really funny friend at a party.

@sportscommentaries4396 Год назад

Definitely, and the audience interaction makes it a whole lot better

@xXOFrannieOXx 4 года назад

Hilarious, great way to start of my new years eve "party on my own". Love ya stuff Sarah

@almahperditae 4 года назад

I watch Sarah on a lot of panel shows, and i like her, But was never one of the favorites. Never watch her stand up. Now I have seen some of this videos and i'm fucking loving it. It's so cool, sweet, amazing interaction with the public, and then a killer punch line who destroy all the sweetness lol love it!!!

@jillallen758 4 года назад

Love you , lady ! You are hysterical!

@Laudon1228 4 года назад

When I rode the bumper car ride as a kid, I always stayed away from the knot of cars and drove around. That was the fun to me. I never understood why on earth people would stand in a long line just to spend their entire ride time stuck in a traffic jam.

@cenninbach 4 года назад

Sarah's guaranteed to make me laugh even when I'm feeling low.

@Hisham_HMA 4 года назад

7:49 the guy is like : i don't know who this woman sleeping on my shoulder is are you having a good time? the guy : yeah its romantic , she looks like my mom !!

@angrytedtalks 4 года назад

She died, laughing...

@joymckenziewendt4013 4 года назад

I’m a dodge em too. I check stoves & I have been risk averse.

@JGirDesu 4 года назад

Can you explain a "dodge em?" I understand the words in different contexts but not this one. Please educate this American so I can understand too Lol

@LMB925 4 года назад

Love her!

@sunkn8902 4 года назад

My favourite comedian 😍 I watch her daily!

@sunkn8902 4 года назад

Driving Cat Just through the blinds 🤣

@junematthews8612 4 года назад

Thanks Sarah. Made my new year!

@jaybee3904 4 года назад

You’re awesome, truly!

@ByG83 4 года назад

Hahahahaha “twatnav” 🤣

@hepburn118 4 года назад

Comedy gold.

@carenburger 4 года назад

so funny. :D

@hannibaljustincase9985 4 года назад

could you please explain the joke to me? I'm not from UK and I didn't get it lol

@hepburn118 4 года назад

@@hannibaljustincase9985 It may be too hard too explain mate, it will loose too much if it has to be explained I think. Twat is slang for vagina if that helps.

@AnnoyedWoof356 4 года назад

Hannibal Justin Case twat is slang for idiot, and a satnav is used to find a location, so a twatnav would be used to find an idiot

@erictaylor5462 4 года назад

I have spare pants in case the one's I'm wearing get stolen.

@Mindseas 4 года назад

Ahh, you're such a treasure Sarah Millican. Happy New year 2020, take care and stay awesome!

@doriweishaar4901 4 года назад

In the midst of the pandemic, l needed a shot -O- Sarah !! I hadn't actually belly laughed in soooo long lol.l actually forgot about the world at large for a couple hours watching these videos. Thank you Sarah for being who you are😇😇😇

@scaussie75 4 года назад

I ❤ smillican. She's so sweet and funny. Who else thinks she sounds like an evil mastermind at the end when she tells you the dishes can wait?

@zenobiazenobia1348 4 года назад

I love that she has turned the tables on hecklers by making audience participation part of the show. IMO brilliant.

@steely666 4 года назад

Annoying voice.

@zenobiazenobia1348 4 года назад

@@steely666 My best friend in HS had a voice just like that. So I guess I just dont notice it. IMO-STILL brills.😊

@davidhoward2487 4 года назад

@@steely666 Yours?

@DjNikGnashers 4 года назад

Sarah 'give us a cheer if you' Millican

@dmann1115 4 года назад

I don't know why this is, but Sarah's audiences are the most attractive stand-up audiences I've ever seen!

@lizard_the_queen 4 года назад

laughing a lot makes people beautiful :D

@YorkshireNutte 4 года назад

I love how more comments are about the lady asleep at 7:50 than of the actual comedian!! :D

@markdodd1152 4 года назад

I pretty much ignore most emails. And absolutely hate doing dishes. But I love your sense of humor and your routines are the best

@catherineharvey5556 4 года назад

Great to see the sub numbers climbing Sarah....thank you again for the laughs today...I really needed it. Happy New Year from Down Under x

@TheLadymoonstone 4 года назад

I've been watching your shows for years. I laugh so hard tears roll out my eyes. Always love to watch your stuff. Thank for the laughter. We need more people like you in the world. PS. Extra pants when you laugh so hard you pee a little.

@rubydubdub2965 4 года назад

I think I'd have enough dopamine for a month if you called me flower tbh

@bryonbauer632 4 года назад

I love this women. Smart, funny. And very sexy how she calls people “Flower”

@DaNukePaintballGames 3 года назад

Love you!

@hollymilne2979 4 года назад

7:50 well we know that woman wasn’t enjoying the show

@kiwiwannabe9189 4 года назад

Hilarious! Love this woman!

@leanneblake4248 4 года назад

*Happy New Year Sarah & Happy New Year Everyone Best Wishes for 2020* Love from OZ. I have watched Sarah for Years as a Guest on Q.I, 8 Out 10 ,Live at the Apollo , on many of The UK's finest Comedy Shows on TV on the ABC (If over 45yrs, affection called Aunty to the BBC ) point being & give me a break its New Years Day & Australia is On Fire. But when I hear Sarah swear its still funny .

@iamdb1990 4 года назад

tomato flavoured fuckin' acid! 😄

@dak7399 4 года назад

Please, Please, Please Sarah come to the U.S.A.! I live in Cleveland, Ohio and I need to see you live before I die!

@shawnahoffman4940 4 года назад

Omg you are hilarious 🤣 😂😂😂

@LaurenForster 4 года назад

Immediately after I'd heard the csi story I shat myself, jumped out of my bed, and checked to see if someone was clinging to the underside of my bed, luckily for me there was not.( Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight).

@ebonycaughey1950 4 года назад

omg did anyonesee that girl sleeping on her husband 7;49

@theScottexan 4 года назад

I love you Sarah! You're the funniest woman on the planet!

@goodvibrations2751 4 года назад

The cute scream Sarah does 😂😂😂 she is adorable!

@planetofaliens 4 года назад

When you don't know if it's your period or if it's sweat. Probably the most relatable thing 😂😂😂

@connormorgan8582 4 года назад

Love the lady sleeping at 7:49

@RK-ep8qy 4 года назад

I love Sarah but I died laughing at 7:49 when the woman who fell asleep's head is just bobbing up and down because her guy is laughing. That just killed me for some reason.

@studiocelestedesign 4 года назад

Twat-Nav was brilliant. Oh I wish my Nova Scotia grandma was still around; she'd have thoroughly loved Sarah Millican. :)

@ashrewsbury20 4 года назад

This is my new favorite channel!!

@agirlandherchihuahua 4 года назад

Anyone else notice the poor darling having a nap at 7:50? Poor love.. missing all the laughs!!

@garyshevel 4 года назад

Defo a Dodgem. 😊

@thecockerel86 4 года назад

Same.

@garyshevel 4 года назад

You just can't be too careful. 😊

@indysmith4437 4 года назад

You’re always great for a good belly laugh, Sarah! Thank you and Happy New Year!

@cappyjones 4 года назад

JFC, is it possible for someone to be more lovely and charming?! 😍

@PhillRobinson 4 года назад

I love a woman who can make me laugh

@johnsmith-ky5qg 4 года назад

I didn't know spare pants were a thing. My gf checks whether hers need changing by throwing them at the wall. If they stick she changes them, if she has a clean pair handy.

@ruthstewart5242 4 года назад

"I don't know if I've started a period or just have a sweaty ass crack" Too true!

@michaelevans4985 4 года назад

Lol Ruth!!!!!

@ploppyploppy 4 года назад

7:49 Um..what?! I think he meant to use the rohypnol after the show.

@elle135790 4 года назад

Anyone else notice to women sleeping at around the 7:39 mark 😂😂

@magooman1 4 года назад

I love Sarah's comedy and when she is on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown.

@janetpingrey7155 4 года назад

If you really want fun, turn on the subtitles......they no can keep up with her Geordie accent.....I love this woman, she never fails to make me laugh......

@ArcadiaOccult 4 года назад

I do not bungee jump that is just not in my DNA!

@lemonyboop2033 4 года назад

7:48 I annoyed myself by spotting that woman sleeping at your stand-up. Why am I blessed with such eagle eyes... :( Edit: Just found out the joke aspect of it courtesy of a Stacey Kenny here. Cheers then.

@angrytedtalks 4 года назад

You and 20% of the comments...

@nakedinthe818 4 года назад

Everything about Sarah cracks me up. Her accent and her terms of endearment are just the beginning. She’s just brilliant!

@mjproebstle 4 года назад

bumper here - hilarious!!!

@tronds5737 4 года назад

One of my two favorite comedians! Sarah is funny in a warm and friendly sort of way. Her material doesn't feel made up or contrived, it's like watching your funny friend tell stories - only funnier 🙂

@vincentsmidowicz2931 4 года назад

Sarah is Gorgeous and on Par with Jack Dee! Xxx

@SJ-is2os 4 года назад

I love you Sarah

@janrees4887 4 года назад

Luckily there's no space under my bed for anything bigger than a few ants 😅 I bring extra panties so I can choose which ones to wear each day. Im not one of those people who are able to decide 3 days before what outfit to wear, I have to live my life inthe moment and that includes choosing which panties to wear on any given day 🤣

@racheltarmey6429 4 года назад

spare pants , if i need another bath or shower . need fresh pants after .

@alicecaulfield1012 3 года назад

Sarah you are superlatively funny! After a hard day at work tuning in to your brand of humor makes me feel right at home. Thanks you are a treasure!

@sblack48 4 года назад

She’s very sweet with her audience. Polar opposite of Frankie Boyle!

@AlwaysEatingDeath 4 года назад

I love her ask the audience stuff, always a bit risky you never know what you're going to get 😂

@PDeRop 4 года назад

Dodgem's? is that how they're called? I got it from context, and had a good laugh.. here, they're called "Crash-Cars" (botsauto's), which is much clearer to a kid. But works like shit for the joke :) Ok.. bumpercars.. I forgot they also have that name in English. Thank you teacher Sarah !

@moyaatje8762 4 года назад

Honey you are funny... And I carry spare pants because I am a derp and drop food in my lap, get jumped by muddy dogs or splashed with things like muddy water/beer/soda... The life of a dodgem is sometimes filled with people bumping in to you

@jiltz44 4 года назад

Pants = underpants in the UK 😊

@moyaatje8762 4 года назад

@@jiltz44 well I sometimes derp out and jump over fountains just as they turn up the spray and I get soaked so....

@nirfz 4 года назад

I usually have spare pants, underpants, socks and t-shirt. not because i splash myself with food or drinky things, but because i have been by other people (not on purpose) and there is nothing more annoying than to have to wear sticky clothing with colourfull and smelly stains. (And when i travel by plane i put the extra clothing in the handluggage becaue if my checked in luggage gets lost i at least have 1 set to change.)

@megzasaurusrex 4 года назад

My sister and I went on a ride and it like made you vertical with the ground. It wasn't the worst but my sister is a bit bigger and so the safety harness looked like it would bust open every time that happened. All i could imagine was her splatting on the ground. It was terrifying and i told her she is never allowed to go on a ride like that again.