Being Roman is Hard | Total War: Rome Remastered

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Cheers to CA for giving me early access to Total War: Rome Remastered. Honestly I really really love that they're remastering the old games, I pray they'll do Medieval 2 next.
I did seriously enjoy my first serious experience with Rome, but I learnt a lot. These older games were not forgiving. Next time, less rolling armies of awful peasants dying by the thousands, more actual skilled armies built. And pray to avoid crashes.
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@theodorepinnock1517 3 года назад

As an Englishman, it entertains me that "Gods! I hate Gauls!" is basically the ancient Roman way of saying "I fucking hate the French."

@jlickley1118 3 года назад

I never thought of that. that's hilarious.

@jeck988 3 года назад

Nah Gauls were celts the French are latinized germans

@gothmogturambar6669 3 года назад

@@jeck988 French are mostly latinized gauls that integrated a few german migrants fleeing from the Huns. So he is basically right

@eternalgreed5953 3 года назад

16:25 basically the ancient Roman way of saying "i fucking hate these Island dwellers, who never accept any kind of ceasefire"

@cobraglatiator 3 года назад

britons were gauls too tho. same folk in the isles and france. they were anyway. then came the romans, the anglo saxons, the danes, people from britains colonies...

@employervizor1559 3 года назад

Rome: Oh your approaching me!?!? Barbarian: I Can't beat the Shit out of you without getting closer

@legionarylion1794 3 года назад

a jojo reference is always nice

@comradekenobi6908 3 года назад

@City Watch Guard Stwike him centuwion, vewy rouwgly Centurion: *ROMAN KICK*

@lanewikstrom3282 3 года назад

Kono Dio da!

@PezzaHando 3 года назад

*Cops a giant dart to the chest*

@MazaAzi 3 года назад

For those wondering; there's is a tactic in all total war games that is endlessly effective called "out ranging": if you have at least 1 unit that out ranges all of the AI units(that haven't routed/died) they will act like they are attacking you and close the distance, unless it is a siege.

@akiramasashi9317 3 года назад

Man those battle speeches were amazing. Especially if your general was insane. "AND REMEMBER. THEY MAY HAVE THE MOON PEOPLE ON THEIR SIDE, BUT WE HAVE LOVELY HATS. THOSE HATS WILL SHIELD US FROM THEIR FEARSOME GAZE!!!!!"

@lynn4062 3 года назад

That Eragon and Medival 2 references take me back hard.

@spacekowboy1539 3 года назад

omg same!

@anthonysunseri1865 3 года назад

I'm rereading the series right now, how do you think I feel?

@mattmck4711 3 года назад

I just finished re-reading it on sunday.

@farskies5343 3 года назад

Same man....the eragon one especially since I still play MTW2 occasionally :)

@CYBERREX-zv5qh 3 года назад

i just reread it again and my heart skipped a beat when he said that. i wish they would make a real movie series for it. do NOT try to tell me it has a movie, that is an abomination.

@skinkpriestshawchek8847 3 года назад

We all know that Rimmy only built temples to Minerva and Diana, because there is always a Tomboy connection in these videos!

@sowpmactavish 3 года назад

What's weird is the vanilla game has no temple for Bellona

@FrostReave 3 года назад

@@sowpmactavish I know. Like why? She’s a major god just as significant as Mars! On a side note what is everyone’s favorite Roman/Greek Gods? Personally I like Bellona and Artemis.

@sofosanthropos6531 3 года назад

@@FrostReave Hades and Persephone. Best couple.

@FrostReave 3 года назад

@@sofosanthropos6531 by any chance are you a reader of Lore Olympus?

@sofosanthropos6531 3 года назад

@@FrostReave I have no idea of what that is, but since I like reading mythology, I’ll go check it out.

@kekero540 3 года назад

The moment I knew Rome Total war was special was when the AI attacking me realized they weren’t going to win the battle and just... left.

@spacekowboy1539 3 года назад

Never in a million years would I expect a Eragon reference in a Rimmy video.... that was some nostalgia whiplash....

@leobezard5998 3 года назад

the books were good, the movie I felt was wierd

@nillman 3 года назад

@@leobezard5998 agreed.. read all the books.

@darrenb209- 3 года назад

Movie was nonsense where they tried to fit parts from multiple books into one and just generally ran around doing whatever they wanted. Was honestly just generic fantasy with a name strapped onto it. Book series was good fun. Not masterpiece tier like things like LOTR but solidly good.

@leobezard5998 3 года назад

@@darrenb209- true, it was a unique world which felt real in its own challenges and history, the movie at best glossed over things and just didn't look good, it just looked weird

@josephahner3031 3 года назад

@@darrenb209- the movie being shit was probably the reason why the series vanished never to be seen or heard from again.

@nootrecruit 3 года назад

I hate how on point that Eragon reference was

@twasanhoneztmistake9524 3 года назад

Still one of the best book series I ever read....

@loganwhitcomb2091 3 года назад

Love that series

@juansegundoguillot8497 3 года назад

@@twasanhoneztmistake9524 Damn right

@thebadger4040 3 года назад

Somehow the magic system in those books was the best I've ever seen. So many good memories with that series.

@kurokaze511 3 года назад

I hate the fact that I read the fourth book and didn't pretend it never existed'

@williamyoung3022 3 года назад

I remember Eragon, it’s one of my favourite book series. The writer is a minecraft redstone nerd, he shares his builds on social media.

@buckplug2423 3 года назад

that's the best thing I've learned this week

@RagingRavioli22 3 года назад

It still amazes me that the writer wrote and published the first book when he was 17

@jidk6565 3 года назад

Wasn't he a cultist at some point in his life?

@Nmoren 3 года назад

Eragon is a great book series and I hope the author writes a sequel series to it at some point

@paolomandala02 3 года назад

@@Nmoren Book 5 is confirmed happening, and apparently already plotted out, but it's been that way since 2011, so who knows.

@The_Laughing_Cavalier 3 года назад

"Elephants, I choose you!"- Hannibal Barca during the 2nd Punic War Tournament (Pokemon really went downhill after he left)

@user-je8gh7et6v 3 года назад

7:46 The Skeletonized body of Gaius Julius Caesar was found in the forest on the outskirts of Rome only a few days after this conversation.

@superjew6176 3 года назад

Pizza Tab

@joshuadarrow 3 года назад

BRUTUS! WHERE ARE MY SCISSORS?!

@Mrkabrat 3 года назад

*Sewer Surfing Mariachi intensifies*

@bubbasbigblast8563 3 года назад

"Okay Roman, we realize the war situation has developed not necessarily to Gaul's advantage, so we'll let you join us if you give us almost all of your cities." "..I see. Excuse me, I don't feel qualified to continue this negotiation; let me go fetch Gaius Murderous, I'm sure he'll be happy to...accommodate you." "You know what? I have a good feeling about this meeting, Cacumattus!"

@Rendo86 3 года назад

oh you do not know how much that happens

@roadent217 3 года назад

Wasn't it Gaul agreeing to become Rimmy's protectorate in exchange for all the towns they lost?

@biohazardgaming556 3 года назад

HE’S PLAYED ROME. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

@sethchapman8787 3 года назад

Now he could play Old World Blues HOI4

@notoriousgoblin83 3 года назад

@@sethchapman8787 oh no not again

@sethchapman8787 3 года назад

@@notoriousgoblin83 Yes

@sethchapman8787 3 года назад

They have added Mexico and Texas since he last in played it

@Oh_oh_its_Magic 3 года назад

"Well it's the mystery of The Druids me boy"

@joshuadarrow 3 года назад

Y O U H A V E F A I L E D T H E S A L T A R C

@proudnhello1294 3 года назад

Eragon! I remember that, and the laughing dead. I swear I haven't stolen that and used it in a D&D campaign.

@danielupson288 3 года назад

Book Series: Magician, Raymond E Feist Character: The Dark Ones Breakdown: Bandits that will reanimate a short while after dying unless set on fire or diced finely... Give it a go, it's fun to see your parties faces when these things get back up cackling like mad men, and you start hearing the the mad god's voice through their mouth....

@MidoriOfTheShuinsen 3 года назад

Thanks! I now know how to traumatize my party.

@jamescasper1071 3 года назад

2:00 damn bro didn’t think anybody else remembered that book

@juaquinfuentesjara7352 3 года назад

The AI: *Corner camps Rimmy: You dare use my own spells against me Potter?

@jjfajen 3 года назад

Paying barbarians to not attack you and then they attack you anyways? Now that's historical accuracy!

@littleshep5502 3 года назад

Yay, Eragon reference! for those who are unaware yes, the guy they are fighting enchants his armies so they cannot feel pain. Yes, they still bleed and die, but at a slower rate, and they will still try and kill you even if they have mortal injuries.

@gustaforce 3 года назад

The Laughing Dead, one of the creepiest and best parts of Eragon. They changed every battle in the books after their introduced, suddenly any enemy might just get back up.

@jacobwalsh2684 3 года назад

1:56 Eragon was absolutely fantastic.

@anthonysunseri1865 3 года назад

Amen.

@gheorghenicolae 3 года назад

Wasn't the third book?

@JakeDaemen 3 года назад

@@gheorghenicolae yes

@bobsickle2336 3 года назад

It was alright, it was about as good a series as you could expect from a teenager who got published through nepotism.

@jordinagel1184 3 года назад

Hmm... no, not really. It was passable as a whole, the first book was good. The later half especially is just really messy, with a very unsatisfying ending.

@siegfriedchicken 3 года назад

Remember when Rimmy looked like Fred out of the live action scooby doo?

@Callsign_Bear 3 года назад

His beard made him a chad

@Zan454 3 года назад

I can’t remember the last time someone mentioned Eragon, what a great series of books

@Lunarice98 3 года назад

except the end of inheritance. Wow did he become a whiny bitch at the end. Or maybe he didn't I don't remember that was years ago. all I remember was that it was bad.

@exudeku 3 года назад

great books, shitty movie...but the movie felt like a fever dream

@kevinboehm8346 3 года назад

@@Lunarice98 yeah but he had some shit to work through. Dead father, dead adopted father, enslaved half brother, cursed a child, dead mentor, forbidden romance, got his whole hometown burned down... I can keep going

@JhenMaster 3 года назад

Sweet teenage memories~

@chaptermasteraltethius 3 года назад

Definitely one of my favorite series I've ever read.

@davidcamarena6286 3 года назад

I finished the last book in in the inheritance cycle series ironically named inheritance the first day I got it a full 13 hours of reading. Man loved that series.

@freighttrain6932 3 года назад

Same, I skipped school that day just to read it without interruption.

@liammcdougall8487 3 года назад

Dude Eragon got me into fantasy and still is my favorite fantasy book series

@Al3xtheMeh 3 года назад

Glad to see the Scythian Diplomat convention is still going on.

@matthiasbindl7085 3 года назад

And a World War 2 week by week reference. Love it

@Lovelydiamondacc 3 года назад

Holy shit someone actually made a reference to Eragon, so those GIGANTIC books weren't just a fever dream.

@mateuszkarpacki9331 3 года назад

Rimmy referencing Eragon series. I can now die in peace. Cheers to you for good taste

@starbruno769 3 года назад

The Inheritance Cycle reference hits like a goddamn train

@razorrocket2200 3 года назад

"I'll be impressed if anyone actually remembers that series" Me: *Looks at my hardback cover series set* Yeah.

@JimH-vk8ft 3 года назад

‘Kinda looks like Canberra round here now’ HEY!!! *looks outside my window* Yeah, ok, fair enough. Carry on.

@mercenaryTendencies 3 года назад

I never get tired of the Mystery of the Druids references

@joshuadarrow 3 года назад

Thank you, gamer.

@BigManDaichi 3 года назад

12:01 "Sir, permission to leave the wall." *"For what reason, Praetorian?"* "To give the enemy back their ladders."

@aidang2990 3 года назад

Dude eragon is my favourite series of all time, Christopher Paolini may have stolen some shit from other authors but fuck me what a series it was, honestly never expected anyone to reference that series. Just became my favourite youtuber yet again

@spacekowboy1539 3 года назад

I cant tell you how much of a fan I was of those books as a kid, I think I read through the whole series thrice

@aidang2990 3 года назад

@@spacekowboy1539 I think he released a continuation on the series, haven’t picked it up yet but that mf reference has made me consider it

@GRAHAMICVS 3 года назад

Last time I've been this early, Rome was still in it's baby phase.

@deanprowell7947 3 года назад

7:10 Those doggos are spiritually connected to the Giant Wolves from Warhammer 2

@bramtenhave8169 3 года назад

An eragon (Brisingr in particular if i am correct) reference in 2021? This is one of the reasons I love these vids. Getting reminded of hobbies and interests from the past.

@MazaAzi 3 года назад

2 features in RTW2 that have been lost to time, "city walk mode": while in campaign map you can select a city, click the "city walk mode" button and view the city's battle map with some NPC civis walking around all in city buildings show up in the battle map and can be individually destroyed, meaning missed arty shoots CAN still do lasting damage (MTW2 had this too)

@Diceroller98 3 года назад

In case you haven't figured it out, by having a unit set their ammo alight, whether it's archers, ballista, or catapult, it will decrease the accuracy of the unit

@loganswalk8621 3 года назад

Rimmy:"those romans really know how to sit." Me a warhammer fan:"is that a reference to the emperor?"

@unnamedenemy9 3 года назад

man, I remember so much of this. This was my first Total War game. Also, love the random Indy Neidell World War Two clip at 9:44. You are a man of taste.

@Draumal97 3 года назад

YOOOO, ERAGON. I need to re-read that series, it has been a *HOT* minute

@back_in__nam5312 3 года назад

there is an actual reason to have town watch and to a lesser extent peasants, its to actually just watch the town, pretty much be a garrison to keep public order while your actual fighting troops go fight

@maxgrace7407 3 года назад

Eragon is literally my favourite book series and this the first time i've heard anyone mention it! my love of Rimmy is born anew stronger than before

@whoadude30 3 года назад

2:02 Oh hey, I remember that. Haven't read it in years, thanks for bringing me back for a bit.

@logandaley1544 3 года назад

I had a blast watching you play this. I’m looking forward to who you pick to play next

@nostradamusofgames5508 3 года назад

That cut of Indy from The Great War series was perfect!

@illogicalbear6200 3 года назад

THE IMMORTALS, god they were really disturbing the first time I read the books. Not often a book makes you imagine magical war crimes, by describing a man laughing as you chop off his arms and disembowel him. "The Laughing Dead"

@deathangel66609 3 года назад

that barracks sound was also the sound for clicking the barracks in Command & Conquer: Generals + Zero Hour

@lennartkolsch8770 3 года назад

As soon as you the Eragon reference fell i just had to look into the comments and was a bit surprised with the amount of people who also got that. All that i can add there is "Nice" That being said i would've never expected that to come up in a video so good job Rimmy, have a nice day

@mauganra2589 3 года назад

Reminds me of the time I built an entire army of war dogs with gold tier weapons and armor. It was glorious

@TheCrackersman 3 года назад

7:50, Lowry would make a great emperor; after all, he reads books!

@redacted7230 3 года назад

My favorite tip for keeping public order down: if squalor is too high conscript them into armies and throw them against the enemy

@legostuffman512 3 года назад

It was in Brisingr rather than Eragon, but I think I know which scene you mean. The battalion Roran is in (or whatever the right term would be) is trapped by the painless men in a village, and he has the archers stand on the rooftops while the sword- and spear-men take up defensive positions. IIRC Roran gets something like 250 kills with his hammer. The scenes with Roran were always the best bits, since he was a much more interesting character than Eragon.

@cnlbenmc 3 года назад

9:42 I never expected an Indy Nidel reference!

@Darek_B52 3 года назад

16:01 can I just point out that Parthia is alive and thriving...WTF?

@lemmonboy6459 3 года назад

You playing these types of games always brings me joy :D

@Real7419 3 года назад

7:50 you could say it's a... "mistery of the druids"

@GoodwinGhost 3 года назад

omg. i never played warcraft but i did play a lot of age of empires 3 and that bear sound just shoved so many memories into my face

@illogicalbear6200 3 года назад

DID HE REFERENCE MYSTERY OF THE DRUIDS? I MUST FLOAT ABOVE MY CHAIR TO SHOW DOMINANCE

@joshuadarrow 3 года назад

WHERE ARE MY SCISSORS?!

@mayathemayar4469 3 года назад

I absolutely LOVE Rimmy's videos

@Nmoren 3 года назад

The eragon book series is literally my favourite ever book series and is a big reason why I love fantasy so much

@KillerCobra89 3 года назад

Seeing this remaster and all the splendor these games had in comparison today, plus the flood of memories from playing this game far too much for my own good, huh...so this is how it feels to be old.

@spartan1891 3 года назад

How the hell did I get the Eragon Reference?! Just how relatable am I to you, Rimmy! We look similar enough to be related as well!

@cnlbenmc 3 года назад

3:30 Good times and memories with that sound!

@jubisvaldo5450 3 года назад

The Imperium knows this waaaay too well lol

@thaileinh9877 3 года назад

7:50 I have been waiting for that reference ever since I saw the droods

@joshuadarrow 3 года назад

Thank you, gamer.

@BigBroTejano 3 года назад

One of my favorite parts of original Rome was the fact you could “zoom in” and look around your cities even when not in a siege.

@marcusromulus5646 3 года назад

Good way to learn the settlement layout. Shame it was cut, the map in Attilla+ makes up for it, did make some fights in Med 2 needlessly difficult when I learnt my usual garrison comp wasn't going to work.

@cawntentcrow5917 3 года назад

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU READ ERAGON! I loved that series!

@wahlex841 3 года назад

I've spent so much time wandering ashlands in Morrowing I now recognise the howling wind sound effect anywhere.

@gallusdomesticuskfptechpriest 3 года назад

9:15 Sweet! They kept the "diplomat party in that particular scythian swamp" bug that was in the original. Solid.

@ashadowangel 3 года назад

1:58 HOLY! You read that series too!? Did not expect that... Now back to watching the video

@ViridianVictoria 3 года назад

Loved the Eragon reference, still probably my favourite series of books.

@DemonicDaemon363 3 года назад

The best Medieval 2 Crusader unit: M A S S I V E C R O S S

@gokbay3057 3 года назад

I like the cannon elephant.

@SecretRedBeard 3 года назад

"Fighting the Gaul, Britons, and Iberians make me want to rip my fucking eyeballs out" - The Roman Experience, 51 BC to 410 AD

@dropbear3820 3 года назад

Eragon was a fantastic series. Quite veseral in its descriptions and the horror aspects were amazing

@johnd-k3539 3 года назад

Holy shit that Eragon reference. I just finished the authors new book "To Sleep In a Sea of Stars" I highly suggest reading it too. It's more of what to you love from the author. But nice one Rimmy. I remember once doing a book reading on that particular scene for a school competition. I came second only because I wanted to run from the room.

@tomnevins1904 3 года назад

Yo that Eragon reference, the men who feel no pain were the best part of that series.

@MrSageyman 3 года назад

I remember that scene it Eragon. More importantly, I remember that they laughed like madmen and the spell that made them not feel pain was offered in return for them dying and their families being compensated. Damn. Need to read that series again.

@shalax7881 3 года назад

Eragon! The laughing dead! Great taste, Rimmy!

@captblueshadow682 3 года назад

If I remember correctly, that scene from Eragon is from the book Brisngir. God I loved that series, even bought that litte "what happened afterwards" book

@josephehlers2007 3 года назад

The second rimmy said eregon, I was happy that he read the books and now I am a happy dude. I love the books, they are great! Also I read it for the sixth time last week.

@skyghazer 3 года назад

1:57 Eragon's painless soldiers were one of the coolest concepts on that series

@williamsavage4147 3 года назад

that eragon refence man that scene in the book is awesome as the painless soldiers scare even the urgols those 7 foot tall pseudo orks. they trap one of the soldiers and fill him with arrows he just pulls one out laughs and starts walk towards them and eventually the commander just chops his head off with an axe to show they can die.

@killagollem5459 3 года назад

Nice mystery of the Druids reference 7:48

@Kaiimei 8 месяцев назад

The one RTS line I can never unhear is "Atteno Hain!" from the Lord of the Rings: Battle for Middle-Earth games, it was the Elvish Infantry building that had it if I recall correctly.

@andy1126 3 года назад

Holy shit the Scythian Diplomatic Convention (9:14) made it's way into the Remaster. That's a thing of beauty.

@justinsmith9006 3 года назад

i love medieval total war 2, three words, musket elephant stack, good stuff right there.

@darth0kahn 3 года назад

i remember eragon, i love those books and that scene

@anthonyvizcarra9225 3 года назад

I love how I’m rereading the Eragon Inheritance Cycle and Rimmy makes a reference Currently halfway through book 2

@ratbones9156 3 года назад

dude its been ages since ive even HEARD of eragon. man i loved those books as a kid.

@theromanphoenix9889 3 года назад

I love all your content anyway, but the reference to Brisingr immediately earned my like, lol

@taqnology 3 года назад

I haven't thought about Eragon in a while. Those books actually would make for a cool TW game themselves. Roran's storyline was brutal.

@jackthevagabond2669 3 года назад

Roran's storyline wasn't just brutal, it was the best. He went from a kid who's dad was killed by inhuman assassins, to small time rebel, to wilderness guide, to stealing the biggest, baddest ship in the Empire, to ship captain, to freedom fighter, to all around badass and leader of men. Plus, he did all of that with absolutely no magic of his own. AND he's the only one of the three (Eragon, Roran, and Murtagh) who got to settle down with his sweetheart.

@SusCalvin 3 года назад

I remember having to keep up with the tech race. The actors on the map would start showing up with advanced units able to kick down your old field army.

@1Milo37 3 года назад

7:52 They've all got an attitude!

@joshuadarrow 3 года назад

*assume the pose of dominance*

@DJSpur9220 3 года назад

Fun tip, you can fast forward movement in general by pressing Space in the original RTW, same with Med2. Not sure it's in RTW Remaster, but I wouldn't see any reason to remove it

@mickeymalone7577 3 года назад

I would give my left kidney for Rimmy to play Rome Barbarian Invasion, if you thought the barbarians are scary now just wait you've seen nothing yet....

@marcusromulus5646 3 года назад

Does the remaster even include Barbarian Invasion?