Bernd das Brot - Neujahrsansprache - New Year Speech (English Subtitles) 

i've always said germany is the japan of europe and i stand by that

Wäre nice wenn sowas mal wieder ausgestrahlt werden würde, vielleicht nach Dinner für Brot oder so.

If you translate the robot literlly into english, it says: "Must enslave humanity! Must ensalve humanity! Resistence is useless! Resistence ist useless!" I always laugh when this scene comes 😂

The most depressing thing - and Bernd would agree - is that this is as accurate now as it was then.

I was at a vacation and the most weird episode of this was on TV over and over again for like 9 hours. Every. Darn. Night. The best 2 weeks of my and my mates life.

I thought Bernd das Brot was funny because I don't quite understand it, and was worried I'd realise it's stupid when I learn more German. It's even funnier when I can understand it, so it's a great incentive to learn the language. Funniest thing I've seen. Thanks for the subtitles! Mein Leben ist die Hölle. Mist.

Somebody needs to subtitle all of the programming involving this loaf of bread - Currently there are only a handful of clips. I wish I spoke German...

I only know a pinch of German, but the time I was staying in Hameln in 2016 a different episode of Bernd Das Brot came on without subtitles. So all this stuff was coming out of left field with literally NO context

Well Bernd was right again. The new year really starts on a great note...

he's so relatable

This "Bread" character is so funny......beats Tom & Jerry!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy new year 2020. And now take cover.

Bernd das Brot has been through some shit

I love this.

"Dig a hole....." *Rummms* ..."..A very Deep Hole ! "

alter bernd das brot das bin ich

Ich kann sagen, dass Bernd das Brot eine gute Version von mir ist. Wir sind sowohl realistisch als auch pessimistisch. Ich bin aus der Französischen Schweiz nach Deutschland gezogen und jetzt fühle ich mich hier einfach wie Bernd. Ich habe Probleme mit Deutsch und mein Französisch geht verloren. Mein Leben ist die Hölle und es wird keine guten Tage geben. Mist... 😂

bella piccolo metafisico

2021

This is sooo german.

OK, as an American growing up with Sesame Street and the Muppets, I’m just here to say what in the actual fuck is this Scheiße !😂