I have been with my women for 7 years. She stills goes out of the room to fart. She knows I don't care but I like she stills feels she wants to. I don't fart in front of her either. It's just basic common courtesy. Not a deal-breaker in any way just respect.
Sheeet! I was at work one day in my teenage years when my tummy startled to gurgle. I held out until I couldn't squeeze my cheeks any tighter. So, I excused myself nonchalantly. In the midst of my epicenter, a coworker thought it would be hilarious to pick the lock on the bathroom door, swing it open, and run. I'm in full action, trousers down, and shifting gears when the door disengages. I finish up and clean up. As soon as I exited the boss starts yelling at me that one of these days I'm going to shit my pants. I'm a deer in the headlights at this point. He was so pissed I thought I was going to get fired. I stressed to him that I was in the bathroom. He didn't want to hear it. I couldn't believe it.
Ay fellas long time subscriber, watch and love all your videos! But I have to ask man is there any way y’all can reupload or upload somewhere else for your reaction to Jimmy Kimmel on the Eric Andre show? I live in Ohio and it’s blocked in my country -_- that is my all time favorite reaction on RU-vid especially when Hannibal burns his mouth on the hot pocket 🤣🤣 that video always puts a smile on my face and I could use it now more than ever! If it’s not too much trouble it would definitely make my day 😁 keep up the great work guys 💪🏽
RIP in Bernie you are still a comedic genius! Most women only fart when they laugh, I don't know how they do it but they must hold on in someway..lol of course you can learn how to throw your farts like people throw their voices and blame it on someone else :)
Y'know, when I first saw Bernie and Ced and D.L. calling themselves the "Original Kings of Comedy". I was pissed. I thought, "Seriously? You guys are ignoring Cosby, Pryor and Eddie?" But Bernie was seriously the GOAT. R.I.P, Bernie.
I've been living and teaching English in Japan for 37 years now. When I first came, I had a class of 7-8 year olds with one little kid that was just all rowdy and shit, and couldn't get him to follow the lesson. So one day, I stuck out my index finger and said 'Hippatei kudasai' (pull my finger). He did. And I fired a barking spider at him left him shell-shocked. He must have jumped back about 5 feet, eyes as wide as sushi plate, and I never had a problem with him the rest of the year. To this day, he probably tells his friends how foreigners are just build different from Japanese. Funny thing is, a lot of Chinese have uncles and grandpas that do the 'pull my finger' thing ... but Japanese are clueless about that ritual. That doesn't mean their farts don't stink - even those cute teen idol types. They just never connected it with finger pulling. On the other hand, the kids do have another custom of grabbing a handful of their own fart and throwing it in their neighbor's face ... 'nigiri' (to throw) 'pei' (for fart) is 'nigiripei'. But just a plain old fart is either 'hei' or 'onara'. They don't have quite the variety of words for it that we English speakers do. During summers back in the states, I used to work in the mountains of Arizona as a mountain fire fighter, and I worked with Hopi Indians. They taught me the commonly used Navajo greeting for 'hello' as 'yata-hey'. But when I greeted Japanese students with an outstretched palm and serious tone of 'yata-hey', they all have a good laugh, or at least a smile ... because 'yatta' means 'I could finally do it', and 'hei' means fart. Can you imagine the first thing someone says to you when greeting you is 'Wow. I finally farted.' 😂 Saw your 'Borat goes South' video and just about pissed my pants laughing. Upvoted, followed, notifications turned on. Cheers from Japan guys - steve
They reacted to that bit of the routine in a different video so they have seen those jokes before. I think it's called "the difference between black and white", check it out, it's funny!
My brother farted in the car on the way home after a night of heavy drinking and a big greasy breakfast at Denny's. It was so bad we had to pull over and jump in a snowbank.
Again growing up poor and growing up black similarities. I do not pay bills until they late. I take every loop hole to pay late. 😆 mad bills piled on table.
