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Bert Kreischer | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von  

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Bert Kreischer returns to This Past Weekend for the third time. He chats with Theo about life on the road, gym shower horror stories, his life-changing experience riding a horse and more.
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Bert Kreischer is a stand-up comedian, podcaster and actor. Catch him on tour the rest of the year www.bertbertbert.com
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@TheoVon
@TheoVon Год назад
bit.ly/theo-von
@Jnt710
@Jnt710 Год назад
Theo we need a Midwest show 😭
@imbaddass1-bq2xk
@imbaddass1-bq2xk Год назад
Yea man Billy on the 21 speed
@PennyGoneWild
@PennyGoneWild Год назад
hey Theo love your stuff! suggest to Bert to change his prayers from help me, help me creator.. to thank you, thank you creator!! and things will really change for him
@brandennfinch
@brandennfinch 11 месяцев назад
1st to 3rd grade..... bs
@Devoflex
@Devoflex 10 месяцев назад
this is some of the funniest shit ive ever witnessed. It aint often that Theo cant get a word in
@PepeSi1via
@PepeSi1via Год назад
This conversation is like a bag of weed talking to a bag of cocaine in a drug dealer's pocket.
@r8i0y5
@r8i0y5 Год назад
Couldn’t have said it better
@josebeltran9498
@josebeltran9498 Год назад
😂😹👍🏼 spot on!
@CompleteProducer84
@CompleteProducer84 Год назад
Absolutely nailed it
@jamesbael6255
@jamesbael6255 Год назад
None of you have ever done weed or cocaine.
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick Год назад
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
@ddbsketchupforthesoul6488
@ddbsketchupforthesoul6488 Год назад
Theo dude..you completely underestimate yourself. You bring joy and love to so many people. You need to know that brother GANG GANG
@SoloDWGaming
@SoloDWGaming Год назад
Gang Gang
@sHorrorfan
@sHorrorfan Год назад
Gang Gang brother
@nathanaelmorales760
@nathanaelmorales760 Год назад
Gang gang!
@jamoburnsy953
@jamoburnsy953 Год назад
Gang gang brother
@matthewwoods1638
@matthewwoods1638 Год назад
Gang baby
@sladey21
@sladey21 Год назад
Theo just can't take a compliment without giving praise back. What a guy.
@autumnsantomauroganggang
@autumnsantomauroganggang 7 месяцев назад
Or changing the subject. I sincerely had tears when Bert said “I love your brain” because we all feel that way.
@akademikz23
@akademikz23 Год назад
Theo closing his eyes to visualize Bert's horse riding wet dreams is hilarious 😂
@TheLadygrl
@TheLadygrl Год назад
I read this comment while I’m seeing this 😂
@Helping.Homless
@Helping.Homless Год назад
Especially the part when he kinda jumped while coming
@edgarlozano1154
@edgarlozano1154 Год назад
V
@edgarlozano1154
@edgarlozano1154 Год назад
V bvbv. Bc bc
@edgarlozano1154
@edgarlozano1154 Год назад
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@gaspck3466
@gaspck3466 Год назад
Theo’s presence is comfortable and cozy like some fresh apple pie
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick Год назад
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
@CrystalBbyUSA
@CrystalBbyUSA Год назад
It's funny that you say that bc this is literally my comfort show!! I love sitting on my back porch w my dog late at night and watching this show. It makes me feel sooo so cozy esp the solo episodes.
@tannerchopp2107
@tannerchopp2107 Год назад
He's a werewolf...
@thepodpodbros
@thepodpodbros Год назад
Theo has helped me through some really dark times. Glad he was there to help us all grow, laugh, cry, and move onward and upward. I started a podcast called "The Pod Pod Bros" because of Theo. Hope you guys watch and enjoy. Gang Gang 🙏🏽
@JRR821
@JRR821 Год назад
Cornell West is whack! THOMAS SOWELL is the guy.
@riotpb10
@riotpb10 Год назад
Bert: "That's why I don't day drink" Also Bert: "I drank all day yesterday"
@StarmenRock
@StarmenRock Год назад
he's so casual about extremely brutal acoholism
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад
​@@StarmenRocklmao thats one way to put it.
@StarmenRock
@StarmenRock Год назад
@@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 thats the only way, bert is sick and its super cringeworthy
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад
@@StarmenRock you know what they say about opinions!
@StarmenRock
@StarmenRock Год назад
@@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 they're all wrong except mine
@warsson1
@warsson1 Год назад
Theo, one thing watching your interviews has taught me is to always compliment the person who just complimented you immediately. You do it every single time someone says something nice about you, and its so admirable.
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад
Its cause hes sooo humble. True humility too. Im almost certain he hardly ever thinks of himself. Hes the kind of guy who would help others before helping himself. Im very unlike that. Im much more selfish and egotistical. And thats how I know how pure and wholesome a guy like Theo is.
@TrickyBoa
@TrickyBoa Год назад
The way they both show their admiration for one another makes this so great.
@chriscollins3470
@chriscollins3470 Год назад
How would that possibly make this great?
@TrickyBoa
@TrickyBoa Год назад
@@chriscollins3470 ?
@Inkaddiction906
@Inkaddiction906 Год назад
@@chriscollins3470 because its nice to see mutual appreciation between people we appreciate?
@ambermiller3845
@ambermiller3845 2 месяца назад
Agreed…I hate all the hate Bert gets! He’s fuckin great, his wife is great (wife of the party podcast)….it’s great that he has people that love him.
@rew_studios
@rew_studios Год назад
What a great time! Bert is the king of interviewing himself lol
@n8archy121
@n8archy121 Год назад
I normally hate Bert. Happy I gave this a chance, big fan
@bane8257
@bane8257 Год назад
@@kingxiii4680 projecting
@seanwhite9789
@seanwhite9789 Год назад
@@n8archy121 same, his laugh turned me off for a really long time. Seems like he’s chilled out with the high pitched screeching while talking tho
@anabaird3835
@anabaird3835 Год назад
He's also good at stealing stories. "Dan Connor" told that very same story to Rosanne (1990'S ROSANNE show) Rosanne asked if he'd ever bn in love before her. He told her yes & proceeded to describe his 1st major crush. She was a girl he had a class with: He said, "She'd cross her legs & dangle her shoe off the end of her toes...used to DRIVE ME NUTS!". So either Brett here stole the story from the writers of "Rosanne" or it's one heck of a coinkadink. PS: Idr WHICH ep, but it has to be w/in the first 3 seasons bc those are what I have (DVD) & have watched every disc multiple times. Thats why r'mbr it so well. Plus, its such cute & VERY UNIQUE & UNEXPECTED thing to say...err...til NOW 😒.
@anabaird3835
@anabaird3835 Год назад
@@n8archy121 Ive never seen/heard of Brett b4, but Im instantly put off. Either its one heck of a coinkadink... OR... he stole that story from the writers of ROSEANNE (O.G. 1990'S) about his (supposed) 1st crush as a youth. "Rosanne" asked Dan if he'd ever bn in love before her, & he said "oh YEAH!!..." & proceeded to tell her about a girl who was in one of his classes: "...& she had she'd AMAZING toes! She'd cross her legs & dangle her shoe of the end of her toes...used to DRIVE ME NUTS!" Idr which ep. Seems they were at a fancy restaurant for their anniversary. I know it has to be w/in 1st 3 seasons, bc I have those 1st three on DVD & have watched em several times over. (🤪 Im old) So thats probly why I remb'r it so well..plus it was such a cute & UNIQUE lil story of boyhood...til NOW. 😒. I guess Brett banked on no one knowing/remembering.
@ovechkin0831
@ovechkin0831 Год назад
I became such a big fan of Theo so quickly after finding out about him. I love your style, your humor, your brain. You're awesome Theo. Thank you for everything you do, brother.
@slimmg7566
@slimmg7566 Год назад
Just go marry the dude 🤣
@ovechkin0831
@ovechkin0831 Год назад
@@slimmg7566 sugar daddy vibes? I'm with it.
@aka-stavy3926
@aka-stavy3926 Год назад
honestly, same here bro. saw him on a tiktok, he cracked me up and down the rabbit hole i went.
@JohannenJohnson-li3qz
@JohannenJohnson-li3qz Год назад
Stfu hoe ass pool boy I do more tha. You do
@rawdaaljawhary4174
@rawdaaljawhary4174 Год назад
Yup, he's one of my favorite comedians.
@lyndawatson8312
@lyndawatson8312 Год назад
I'm a 73 year old woman and you guys had me in stitches I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.
@picklefart
@picklefart Год назад
Will you be my grandma?
@IsmetAmeti-de6xe
@IsmetAmeti-de6xe Год назад
Gang gang on the way grams!
@lilme7052
@lilme7052 11 месяцев назад
As a woman also who listens to theos vids, the stories about how much and where they masturbated shocks me. I didnt know it was on their mind so much. It was on mine, I wish us girls knew!
@Outside_The_Wall
@Outside_The_Wall 11 месяцев назад
​@@lilme7052 I also wish you girls knew!🤣 I didn't even thought girls cared at all (because they were so dismissive&"hard to catch" even when they apparently were interested) but growing up&getting older I realised how much love&beautiful moments that I missed out on. Hearing the stories now afterwards (having met some of the girls I grew up with) how interested the girls actually were in us guys really is a little bit of a downer but us guys was the only ones that tried to make something happen and the "standoffish"/distant behaviour from the girls made us unfortunately think that none of you felt the same things as us😅🙈 Sorry for a long reply back🙏🏻 Be well and I wish you a happy wekeend☀️
@lilme7052
@lilme7052 11 месяцев назад
@Outside_The_Wall Its messed up isn't it?! That we like you and you liked us but we played hard to get or thought you didn't like us anyway. My god 😆
@victoriasmith1240
@victoriasmith1240 Год назад
god i love berts laugh, a dolphin with severe asthma frantically searching for his inhaler
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад
Lmfaoooo this comment is underrated asf
@JasonGenom
@JasonGenom Год назад
It’s fake af
@curtisyastic4130
@curtisyastic4130 10 месяцев назад
It's because he's literally dying. So funny. Or pathetic...whichever
@AshlynPonder
@AshlynPonder 10 месяцев назад
#babywalrus
@crystal3674
@crystal3674 10 месяцев назад
OMG!! I literally just finished reading your comment about Bert's laugh and then BAM! He started laughing! An asthmatic dolphin... All I'm ever going to hear from this day forward!😂🤣
@AwesomeFrank69
@AwesomeFrank69 Год назад
Theo..... eyes closed imaging He's on Bert's WET DREAM Horse!?! I almost Died 🤣
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick Год назад
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
@kimTre03
@kimTre03 Год назад
I'm fuckin crying over here 😂😂😂
@amberwkly3747
@amberwkly3747 Год назад
LMAO 😂💀
@mindfulnessnow3094
@mindfulnessnow3094 Год назад
Time stamp ?
@mutsa8
@mutsa8 Год назад
Watched it about 10 times. Absolutely hilarious
@Truemeaning-
@Truemeaning- Год назад
If only Theo knew how much his viewers love him
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick Год назад
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
@halolynx0114
@halolynx0114 Год назад
truly
@countslick2924
@countslick2924 Год назад
I’ve gone my entire life without admitting that I did what Burt said he did when he first started yanking. This is a cathartic moment for me
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад
Thats hilarious bro
@danp1471
@danp1471 2 месяца назад
Wish you gave a timestamp. I've been listening to this in segments while multi tasking. I'm 2/3 through it & am unsure if I missed it. Hopefully it'll be in this last portion.
@haleykrebs3908
@haleykrebs3908 17 дней назад
@@danp1471 It's at around 20 mins
@TheWhitetailrancher
@TheWhitetailrancher Год назад
I can tell you from personal experience that just knowing God without ANY hesitation or care of what anyone else on earth has to say about it. IS JUST CONSTANTLY AWESOME!
@MrPittsSox
@MrPittsSox Год назад
"Let your mind be a vacant lot where the present moment can loiter" Wow Theo!
@dameoncluchey8548
@dameoncluchey8548 11 месяцев назад
Super profound ❤
@jer8279
@jer8279 11 месяцев назад
He's a linguistic Einstein
@trewlyrics
@trewlyrics Год назад
The fact Theo brought up his addiction struggles with vaping the moment Bert spoke highly of him is a perfect representation of why I love this dude
@moondancer858
@moondancer858 Год назад
theo is theo
@kingxiii4680
@kingxiii4680 Год назад
"I remember going down on my dad"- Bert 😑
@skketzkeet1148
@skketzkeet1148 Год назад
​@@kingxiii4680 wut
@kingxiii4680
@kingxiii4680 Год назад
@@skketzkeet1148 Idk how he meant it but he said that shit lol
@rougely
@rougely Год назад
“Is there alcohol in this?” “No.” “Ohkay.. 😢” LMFAO Bert is the best alcoholic out there.
@fuhq4022
@fuhq4022 Год назад
Both you guys are special handy capable super buddies
@muelinn5190
@muelinn5190 Год назад
💀👏🏽
@thequeenofheartzzz
@thequeenofheartzzz Год назад
Bert is so caught up in telling his cocaine story 🤣🤣 he can't even see Theo salivating with every word😁😁
@Shrnirpledorp
@Shrnirpledorp Год назад
Bert could talk 2 a brick wall
@chuckberry1853
@chuckberry1853 Год назад
He did the same thing to Bobby Lee with drinking stories on the latest Something’s Burning… there is a serious disconnect in his brain where he is so oblivious to how disrespectful he can be to people who are going through something like that… he claims to be such an “empath”, but doesn’t realize how toxic some of those stories can be to certain people at certain times… love the guy (and that is his chosen branding, that he stays true to), but it was pretty cringe/hard to watch how triggering the topic was to Theo… I definitely appreciate how Theo was so connected to the issue, that he immediately cut to the better help ad read as the story ended…
@indicaviking3585
@indicaviking3585 Год назад
I love the shot of him clinching his teeth, smiling and giving the ok 👌 signal.
@jacobiwilson3887
@jacobiwilson3887 Год назад
@@chuckberry1853 I get what you're saying and it was extremely irritating with Bobby Lee but it's not with Theo Von because Theo isn't clean for very long EVER while Bobby was sober for YEARS!
@chuckberry1853
@chuckberry1853 Год назад
@@jacobiwilson3887 valid points, and I’m definitely picking up what you’re putting down, but I wasn’t qualifying irritability levels for which was better or worse, just pointing out that it was cringe in general… it doesn’t seem as though Bert does it out of malice, or with ill-intent, but being oblivious is just as disrespectful to anyone who openly has issues with that kind of stuff-it was just a moment that seemed a bit too aloof in relation to the gravity of the topic… as was clearly obvious with how Theo’s engagement in the conversation changed so dramatically… lol
@rc_htx
@rc_htx Год назад
Been married 10 years, and my wife just recently became a fan of theo. I've been a fan for a long time but her jumping on the theo train brought us together just a little bit more and now we send theos vids or shorts to get a much needed laugh throughout the day. Thanks brother.
@adcreel9079
@adcreel9079 Год назад
Would you share her stink wink witcha boy?
@billymanuel1503
@billymanuel1503 Год назад
I've been with my wife for 10 years, I've been listening to podcasts/comedians the last 5 and she would listen along and Theo truly brought us together in the same way.. his comedic style just works so well for both of us, we laugh so hard together.
@SONOFABITCH
@SONOFABITCH Год назад
"Theo, you are LITERALLY HONESTLY a TREAT to listen to!" [proceeds to interrupt Theo for the 44th time]
@kspfiddlefaddle535
@kspfiddlefaddle535 Год назад
When he said free bird while the plane is going down 😂 YES
@jimmyjunk8498
@jimmyjunk8498 Год назад
I never have to turn the volume up and down as many times as I do listening to Bert on a podcast.
@kpeezyforsheezy
@kpeezyforsheezy Год назад
You don’t like hearing that squeaky pterodactyl noise Bert calls his laugh at high volumes?
@dwj3333
@dwj3333 Год назад
His laugh is painful
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick Год назад
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
@bigdogblast
@bigdogblast Год назад
lmfao that is so bert... is no one going to mention how he says ''tattoo'' its like satire almost how he says it... tuttwo
@jimmyjunk8498
@jimmyjunk8498 Год назад
@@bigdogblast "Ben AFLECK"
@Ryansayer
@Ryansayer Год назад
Theo totally titled his memoirs in this podcast “the present moment is loitering in the vacant lot of my mind” Theo’s a damn genius for real.
@ripwheeler8175
@ripwheeler8175 Год назад
Dude.... This cat is the lord of the English language! When he gives detailed depictions of his life experiences, he is so believable that you would almost think you're listening to an actual 911 call recording.
@joshmusic9766
@joshmusic9766 Год назад
@@ripwheeler8175 a 911 recording 😂 that’s something Theo would say
@theywerecones6691
@theywerecones6691 Год назад
Total fucking genius.
@sausage5033
@sausage5033 Год назад
Shit sounds philosophical af 😂😂
@patrickkrehemker1757
@patrickkrehemker1757 Год назад
Honestly I would love to just be in a room and have just a deep conversation with these two. Theo has the ability to have these deep conversations but also have the conversation from way left field. Bert is deep individual too. I just feel like sitting down with them and just chatting about life would be such an amazing experience.
@simons9824
@simons9824 Год назад
"The merch" killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mistyeyedvaper5537
@mistyeyedvaper5537 Год назад
Theo's sponsor breaks are the only sponsor breaks i've ever enjoyed watching and that actually make me giggle. God bless you Theo, you're a gem.
@wwo604
@wwo604 Год назад
nothing compares to bill burr, but theos are good too
@CountDoucheula
@CountDoucheula Год назад
Someone's never listened to Cumtown
@rickyrocs
@rickyrocs Год назад
Get that Hitter !
@kylieshaye6562
@kylieshaye6562 Год назад
Where did he get the part about the candy canes and walking canes?
@julessb
@julessb Год назад
tim dillion's are pretty funny too
@nickg1743
@nickg1743 Год назад
Theo, that was the best impression of a man having a nocturnal emission while dreaming of riding a horse I've ever seen
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick Год назад
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
@martyseidel
@martyseidel Год назад
Seeing the growth in all of you guys over the past few years has been truly inspiring.
@FloridaMan0561
@FloridaMan0561 Год назад
Theo Von has definitely become my favorite comic over the past couple of years. Just for the fact that he’s a genuinely good guy on top of being funny AF! Edit: I’m 23 minutes in and my sides are already hurting from laughing so hard! Idk if I can take two more hours!
@Batlca
@Batlca Год назад
Love it how Theo jusy sat there and let Bert talk, even though Theo couldn't get a word for himself 😅 I love Theo's one liners.
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick Год назад
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
@chrisS19019
@chrisS19019 Год назад
Just like Tom lol
@mcnell311
@mcnell311 Год назад
“The reason you have Bert as a guest is so you can just relax for 2 hours.” -TS
@cmap1503
@cmap1503 Год назад
Look at his podcast with Jesse Ventura. Its 10 times worse than this one
@66Ack
@66Ack Год назад
@@ItzMalick how about you stop spamming accounts and you will grow naturally instead of annoying people.
@MREpicIpodApps
@MREpicIpodApps Год назад
Bart is so hilarious and goofy but it hit me HARD when he said "I love being alive. My favorite part of being alive is loving that you're alive." Dumb deepness is the best
@trxgic2300
@trxgic2300 Год назад
Who tf is Bart?
@MREpicIpodApps
@MREpicIpodApps Год назад
@@trxgic2300 Bart Chrysler
@jaakko1786
@jaakko1786 Год назад
@@trxgic2300 bert sampson
@go4069
@go4069 Год назад
It’s Brent Kilshner dummies.
@MREpicIpodApps
@MREpicIpodApps Год назад
@@go4069 Burnt Cruller
@rawdaaljawhary4174
@rawdaaljawhary4174 Год назад
Love Theo and Bert. ❤ Their pods highlight how good-hearted and thoughtful they are in addition to being brilliant comics.
@PCALilly
@PCALilly Год назад
This podcast was a wonderful watch. Felt like I was hanging out with buddies I've known for years. Cheers guys.
@alexhugg
@alexhugg Год назад
Bert: “I don’t ever day drink. I can’t do it” Bert 1 minute later: “I started drinking at 7am yesterday”
@bayareaomg
@bayareaomg Год назад
@Some Words mmm fresh cup of heiron before work my fav
@masterroshi3548
@masterroshi3548 Год назад
The best part of waking up is titos in my cup
@jamesjustice8711
@jamesjustice8711 Год назад
Idk why he would even lie about that. He's been on record countless times talking about day drinking. Unless he was lying about those times and exaggerates his party lifestyle. Who knows with Bert?
@ashwynlentini1317
@ashwynlentini1317 Год назад
That’s not day drinking thats morning drinking😂
@bar3lyalive769
@bar3lyalive769 Год назад
Literally has Google at his fingertips ...Theo: "I mean I could draw him for you. Well im not even that good at drawing" don't change a thing man love you 🤣
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick Год назад
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
@InspectorButters4
@InspectorButters4 Год назад
Theo is always talking about and wanting to draw something or someone!!! Hahahah I think he secretly wants to be an artist instead of a comedian
@mnhick86
@mnhick86 Год назад
Almost died laughing while bert gave a play by play of his wet dreams as a kid lol Theo is over there with his eyes closes like he's being put into a trance 😂
@IdLike2Apologize2AbsolutelyNo1
bert being the wingman at the end what a true friend. " it aint fun unless we all get some" lol
@twodeepmatt
@twodeepmatt Год назад
"I'll suck off an aorta!" I died laughing. Theo, you're a treasure and must be protected at all costs.
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick Год назад
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад
​@@ItzMalickstop this nonsense
@Thecrd2
@Thecrd2 Год назад
Theo's podcast is better than any other media out today. Its no wonder so many other comedians want to do a podcast with Theo. RIP Shaub.
@cpreid
@cpreid Год назад
Tuesdays with Stories is much better.
@aculeatus4356
@aculeatus4356 Год назад
@@cpreid lmfao bad friends is the highest rated podcast, and it trumps this
@lenderzconstable
@lenderzconstable Год назад
I thought KATS was funny when Theo was on there. It totally turned after he moved to Nashville.
@lenderzconstable
@lenderzconstable Год назад
@@aculeatus4356 i wish I thought it was funny or that I at least enjoyed bad friends. Same with your moms house podcast with segura but it’s so ordinary.
@Nyquil47
@Nyquil47 Год назад
Theo is hilarious on his own podcast in his own vibe. Having him on any other podcast just means he'll be cutting off comedians to say "my cousin was raised by a squirrel" 20 times.
@generalkayoss7347
@generalkayoss7347 Год назад
I remember watching Theo on MTV's "Road Rules" back in like 2000. Didn't hear anything about the guy for 20 years and now here he is doing his thing. lol
@manda.watching.YouTube
@manda.watching.YouTube Год назад
Haha I’m glad I found him a few years ago because my sense of humor was terrible twenty years ago 😹 I wouldn’t have appreciated him.
@goshdaneit
@goshdaneit Год назад
I'm going to that show in Alaska. Can't wait, Bert! Great episode as usual Theo!
@MyNameIsTimIThink
@MyNameIsTimIThink Год назад
As someone that used to party. Me and theo saying "TO TAKE HOME????" at the exact same time had me in tears. Love you theo. Love to see you winning brother
@kurtstarkey8792
@kurtstarkey8792 Год назад
out of everything Bert said... that was the thing Theo just couldn't comprehend. 🤣
@brendanwoodley7567
@brendanwoodley7567 Год назад
I'm UPSTAIRS
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick Год назад
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
@jeremydelaney1112
@jeremydelaney1112 Год назад
Ya there's no way Bert was correct on that amount he was just given for free fo take home 🤣🤣🤣
@funnydonor9484
@funnydonor9484 Год назад
@@ItzMalick but do you have an actual job as well? You know, one that contributes to society in some way…
@rygy729
@rygy729 Год назад
love when bert talks about his family.. he lights up.. you can tell hes truly happy
@gahb4326
@gahb4326 11 месяцев назад
@@Lee-wk3cb hahha im happy to see im not the only one disliking Bert. I cant stand him, his laugh and his lame ass jokes. I have no idea what hes doing between all those talented comedians. but i guess they like him for some reason.
@jer8279
@jer8279 11 месяцев назад
@Lee-wk3cb he has a right to be happy. You disliking him is petty. Yeah he's a narcissistic drunk, but everyone has the right to be fucking happy. I wish i could be that fucking happy
@ericmcdonald7102
@ericmcdonald7102 Год назад
I was having a bad day then I watched this podcast.. saved my day for sure! you both are the best! @TheoVon @BertKreischer
@wick1803
@wick1803 Год назад
What a great convo, felt like I was in the room. Shout-out both of yall
@toonamelts
@toonamelts Год назад
Bert saying he’s not an alcoholic and that he’s in good shape right now had me dead
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick Год назад
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
@dannoreyes1123
@dannoreyes1123 Год назад
Dude saying he doesn’t have his first drink until midnight is laughable
@Gasser24769
@Gasser24769 Год назад
@@dannoreyes1123 he just talked about getting onnit with a key of coke and your calling him laughable , maybe i misinterpreted this comment bro but if you havent been through the trenches i suggest you put the work in you helmet haha
@dannoreyes1123
@dannoreyes1123 Год назад
@@Gasser24769 what? Lol
@Gasser24769
@Gasser24769 Год назад
@@dannoreyes1123 Fuck knows bro
@quinnck
@quinnck Год назад
Theo brings the best out of every comedian he brings on the show. Much love, gang baby
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick Год назад
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
@manda1123889
@manda1123889 Год назад
Appreciate this candid conversation about addiction. No lies detected.
@mrssehrgeil
@mrssehrgeil Год назад
The good vibes in this podcast is contagious!
@TheDJOblivion
@TheDJOblivion Год назад
Theo is so trustworthy he brings out the absolute best qualities of everyone around him. His friends are so lucky.
@avgoustinospatakas7040
@avgoustinospatakas7040 Год назад
All except bill burr
@TheDJOblivion
@TheDJOblivion Год назад
@@avgoustinospatakas7040 it would be interesting to see bill revisit now that he's done mushrooms and not as... Burrish
@avgoustinospatakas7040
@avgoustinospatakas7040 Год назад
man , mushrooms got nothing on the old guy burr hides inside and outside of him...pure evil haha
@OSS976
@OSS976 Год назад
@@avgoustinospatakas7040 I love Burr but I agree with you haha the two just are polar opposites and don’t mesh at all.
@hotdog9262
@hotdog9262 Год назад
@@OSS976 id say it was burr flashing his veteran card in the newcomers face. awful mindset to have but very common
@samdeg93
@samdeg93 Год назад
Bert: he does things for anti-aging Theo: walking, thinking 😂😂
@CDubzWhat
@CDubzWhat 8 месяцев назад
Amen 😂
@boranis
@boranis Год назад
Bert's talk about his wife and the fear of "getting caught" is incredibly insightful. Beautiful podcast
@HeyThatsInteresting97
@HeyThatsInteresting97 Год назад
Adam Sandler came into the restaurant where I work one time, right before the pandemic. He had gone to Magic Mountain with his kids and a buddy that day, and was looking for a place to eat b4 heading back home. He was the coolest guy ever 😊 I managed to withhold my declarations of fandom (unlike Bert) and just served him like anyone else. He was such a kind guest and it was completely surreal to see him in person. Love to the Sandman
@LimorG
@LimorG Год назад
Theo feels like almost too good of a guy to be a comic. What a sweet dude. And so many hilarious throw away lines that Bart just steamrolled over
@lonelylubberkin7299
@lonelylubberkin7299 Год назад
You must of watched a different pod, Bert laughed at nearly everything Theo said…
@aaronballeck3153
@aaronballeck3153 Год назад
Who's Bart
@adamobrien1534
@adamobrien1534 Год назад
@@aaronballeck3153 Brent kreischer
@staywoke2198
@staywoke2198 Год назад
@@adamobrien1534 Brendan Kreisher*
@bbldrizzzzzy
@bbldrizzzzzy Год назад
@@lonelylubberkin7299 no most of the time he just said his own story and kept talking. Nearly no acknowledgement
@user-md4lg7hz8u
@user-md4lg7hz8u 10 месяцев назад
What a great time! Bert is the king of interviewing himself lol. If only Theo knew how much his viewers love him.
@Blackafternoon
@Blackafternoon Год назад
they sound like 2 really good friends next to the play ground... I love you guys
@MrMichaelll
@MrMichaelll Год назад
This is going to be good. Bert and Theo have a great vibe together
@grahamsalkeld358
@grahamsalkeld358 Год назад
them southern boyz
@timstradley5819
@timstradley5819 Год назад
@Bubba he’s from the literal southernmost state in the nation
@bulldawg71199
@bulldawg71199 Год назад
@Bubba Hell nah lol def not from Texas
@fatguyonthc
@fatguyonthc Год назад
@@timstradley5819 he’s from the coast. The south starts about 40 miles inland 😂
@CantTellYou
@CantTellYou Год назад
@@fatguyonthc accurate! and ironically it reeeally starts more than 100miles north of where he grew up
@jopo7996
@jopo7996 Год назад
Burp CryShart looks like he gets his blood pressure tested with a tire gauge at Jiffy Lube.
@anthonyrosenbaum2640
@anthonyrosenbaum2640 Год назад
Lol you could tell Theo wanted to correct him on Wallen each time 🤣🤣
@HkFinn83
@HkFinn83 Год назад
I wanna hear more about Berts process. He’s such a deep guy actually, love to hear about his thinking and how he came up with being shirtless
@motoroulette2333
@motoroulette2333 Год назад
"The way I drink at airports is the way horses run" - Bart Kreischer
@JennaVonLucius
@JennaVonLucius Год назад
"Eat my shorts" - Bart Simpson
@OSS976
@OSS976 Год назад
The horse running part was cracking me up 😂
@dezzmaan5079
@dezzmaan5079 Год назад
I’m glad Theo knows we all suffer from mental illnesses that keep us from sleeping at night, so he posts these at this time for all us drugged-up nocturnal folks who need a little sunshine in our life… cause we’re gonna sleep all day anyways. Thank you Theo Von. Nocturnal Gang gang.
@apeface1344
@apeface1344 Год назад
Speak for yourself but there's a lot of us that aren't weak minded freaks that have so called mental illnesses
@dezzmaan5079
@dezzmaan5079 Год назад
@@apeface1344 🤣 You’re talking about your dear friend Theo as well bud. Your mental illness just showed itself. You my friend, have a personality disorder. You will reject it, that’s fine, but to me and everyone else that knows anything about psychology will agree. I don’t judge you, don’t worry. (Edit: Possibly a sociopath or some form of psychopathy).
@sethbishop6890
@sethbishop6890 Год назад
@@dezzmaan5079 yeah I don't know why he is watching if it doesn't entertain him. And knowing how hard and long Theo worked to get here, longer than 14 years, complimenting him and encouraging him is just nice and this guy is showing signs of that incel mentality that Cane mentality where if someone is successful in their field and others recognize them, they have to do something to try and ruin it because they cant stand that.
@DD-wo7lr
@DD-wo7lr Год назад
Wow me right now 🤣😅🤣 love from OZ
@dezzmaan5079
@dezzmaan5079 Год назад
Mr. @Ape Face decided to delete his comment saying: “Speak for yourself, but there’s those of us individuals who aren’t weak minded freaks.”
@bambus_ross
@bambus_ross Год назад
Berts ability to just have a great time and live life how he wants to is so amazing man. Being rich helps but maybe one day 😏. You guys inspire me every week. Gang.
@donaldmack2307
@donaldmack2307 Год назад
Tim Dillion and Theo cannot be compared. Theo is hands down in a league of his own at this place on the podcast spectrum.
@DonnyFettucine
@DonnyFettucine Год назад
It's amazing that 10 minutes in Bert finally realizes it's started 😂😂😂
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick Год назад
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
@natalie_v0.1
@natalie_v0.1 Год назад
dude, to hear bert describe his inner voice just like mine and to see the parallel in my binge drinking hit me in some way
@kennygiard
@kennygiard Год назад
Man, I seriously just sat and watched this entire video. Freakin love it!!!!
@kaylacamille2103
@kaylacamille2103 11 месяцев назад
Am I the only one who feels like his theme song is just the best for him & this podcast? It makes me happy & I just love hearing it. ❤
@douganderson9021
@douganderson9021 Год назад
Brent nailed it on the head , theo is a special person. I wish I had the vocabulary to explain how special he is , I can only explain it as his advertisements are the only ones I'll not skip...always pure gold . I love burt too and this podcast made me love him even more. I love comedians podcasts but I especially loved this one
@rawdaaljawhary4174
@rawdaaljawhary4174 Год назад
Completely agree! Love Theo and Bert, and their pods highlight how good hearted and thoughtful they are in addition to being brilliant comics.
@mikemichaels2914
@mikemichaels2914 6 месяцев назад
*Bret
@reinforcedpenisstem
@reinforcedpenisstem Год назад
These two intellectual giants will teach us many a philosophical notion, here.
@FartCakes
@FartCakes Год назад
@Hash Hey, dumb dumb. You said it twice. A true intellectual giant..
@howardhavardramberg7160
@howardhavardramberg7160 Год назад
Gang gang, over.
@FartCakes
@FartCakes Год назад
@Hash good job, you deleted. We Tod.
@FartCakes
@FartCakes Год назад
@Hash screenshot it for this very moment 🤷‍♂️
@Cp_9900
@Cp_9900 Год назад
‘Intellectual giants’ are usually fucking miserable tbf
@taranuzum8428
@taranuzum8428 Год назад
Oh my god this made my whole MORNING! Ain’t laughed this hard and felt so “yaaaa I know what u mean” and good in so long. I NEEDED this like oxygen! Thank u BOTH!!! Xoxoxox 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🖤
@annafitzgerald724
@annafitzgerald724 Год назад
Bert loving on that Checkovian Christian had me stick through this and it was so good. these boys might be subconscious sanders brothers and Bert was golden hearted and truly funny in this one. Theo’s comfort level radiates 🙏🏻
@jamessaldanajr.5902
@jamessaldanajr.5902 Год назад
Wow Theo & Bert. So profound. So worth every word. The more you talk with them the more you check in with them the more the relationship grows. It takes the stress off of your life. There is a bigger picture. Thank you both for your honesty. Honestly, thank you.
@goosehadley4434
@goosehadley4434 Год назад
“Does she bat at the wiener like a cat!” Haha I love that line 😂
@smartz565
@smartz565 6 месяцев назад
theo is just one of a kind man .. gang gang bro
@Leo-ln7eo
@Leo-ln7eo 7 месяцев назад
Theo brings the best out of everyone. What a good vibe. Keep it going man, you’ll go far
@chrisS19019
@chrisS19019 Год назад
I love how much Bert tells Theo people love him.
@Aarohnn
@Aarohnn Год назад
This podcast has got me through a lot of tough days at a labor intensive job, the intro song has become so wholesome, top 3 podcasts imo
@jalo3369
@jalo3369 Год назад
JRE, Theo, and ?
@cennybkillinum
@cennybkillinum Год назад
GANG GANG 🙌
@brandianderson287
@brandianderson287 Год назад
❤ you Guys!! Bert never spoke truer words than at the end of that podcast!!! Always one of the best Theo. ❤
@jmoney7289
@jmoney7289 Год назад
Anytime I feel like a loser I just put on a little Bert to remind me it's not that bad for me
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад
Lol setting the bar low enough to look okay, I see.
@jdawg9137
@jdawg9137 Год назад
He has millions. Still feel better?
@HartJon282
@HartJon282 Год назад
Listening to barts line stories made me itch and that isn't even my drug of choice. Stay strong Theo dog - you the man.
@em3462
@em3462 Год назад
Bert does this to every sober person he speaks to. He questions their sobriety then goes on and on in vivid detail about how much he loves alcohol/drugs. Cannot stand the dude. Although he’s probably doing it because he’s insecure and sober people remind him how out of control he is
@CAPTINjacksparrow
@CAPTINjacksparrow Год назад
Weak
@HartJon282
@HartJon282 Год назад
@@CAPTINjacksparrow from the guy who changes his YT channel to fictional characters. Nice.
@CAPTINjacksparrow
@CAPTINjacksparrow Год назад
@@HartJon282 to a channel who uses a boring ass typical name as Brandon… smells like Weak
@funkeymonkey954
@funkeymonkey954 Год назад
I love how excited Bert gets for non existent plans
@agenda2154
@agenda2154 Год назад
Great podcast boys
@MichaelWilliams-hf9ec
@MichaelWilliams-hf9ec Год назад
I’ve watched a lot of comedy podcasts and this episode here is the most consistently funny one I’ve ever saw.
@maleahwilson4057
@maleahwilson4057 Год назад
Theo, I can’t get enough of you! You are my favorite person. I love the truth you shared with Bert and the world about your faith!💯🎯
@cobaltazurean
@cobaltazurean Год назад
When Bert mentions a girl for Theo (2:16:48), and Theo starts warming up his hands, thinking about who he's going to bring, I literally just LOL-ed at the thought that he was warming his girls up.
@Zilchner
@Zilchner 6 месяцев назад
Nice for Bert to have theo on the pod
@OrganizedMud
@OrganizedMud Год назад
Theo, you’re a benefit to the world Brother. Thank you for enduring the darkness to shine light for the rest of us. 🙏😎👍
@302bailey2
@302bailey2 Год назад
These two are a special kind of person. Both are just naturally funny and that not even trying kind of funny. Legends!
@Welcome-oj4qs
@Welcome-oj4qs Год назад
This is such a gem! Bert and Theo are my favorite podcast hosts...the only thing that could make it better is bobby! I love what u guys do! I am camping by myself and this conversation is keeping me company.
@adamtellier997
@adamtellier997 Год назад
This is the exact stuff you put on in the background with friends, or when you play drunk video games. It's the best.
@WFO.Ian.30
@WFO.Ian.30 Год назад
31:35 is a golden transition.
@asapbruhhhhh
@asapbruhhhhh Год назад
Bert legit never stops talking. It’s crazy.
@makidiaz3894
@makidiaz3894 Год назад
That adderall snaps
@asapbruhhhhh
@asapbruhhhhh Год назад
@@makidiaz3894 No wonder he and Whitney are best friends.
@CAPTINjacksparrow
@CAPTINjacksparrow Год назад
Well he’s entertaining and the guest
@asapbruhhhhh
@asapbruhhhhh Год назад
@@CAPTINjacksparrow I meant literally ever. Have you seen his podcast with Tom? He doesn’t ever stop talking.
@CAPTINjacksparrow
@CAPTINjacksparrow Год назад
@@asapbruhhhhh Again entertainment
@mdp_-vn4bo
@mdp_-vn4bo Год назад
44:36 Bert talks about why day drinking is bad and then immediately says he drank at 7am the day prior 🤣🤣🤣
@CleanHead
@CleanHead Год назад
LOL right. Only non alcoholics drink at 7 am.
@CAPTINjacksparrow
@CAPTINjacksparrow Год назад
@@CleanHead non alcoholics drink at 7am lol good I feel better about myself
@TheViceKing1
@TheViceKing1 3 месяца назад
18:14 Bert’s octopus joke is wild 💀💀
@Jellovr7766
@Jellovr7766 Год назад
You guys are the best. I just hope Theo doesn’t relapse, I’m half way through all I’ve wanted to do is get some coke and party. Gang Gang
@Chris-zo4vu
@Chris-zo4vu Год назад
Stay strong bro! You've got this!
@pinkpugginz
@pinkpugginz Год назад
Haven't had coke in a year and felt the same lmao
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick Год назад
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
@joeylee3566
@joeylee3566 Год назад
One day at a time you got this man
@billyburden8097
@billyburden8097 Год назад
Just stick to roblox slugger
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