bert the conqueror cedar point part 1 

Young Bret looking good. This must be when he wasn't drinking a gallon of Koolaid and drinking everynight.

I can't believe this guy makes love to dogs! what a monster!

This week on the travel channel, the machine rides a machine.

Being from Ohio, cedar point was just the normal roller coaster park. When I was younger I always wondered why people from all over the world would come to cedar point in Ohio. I understood as I got older and started to ride all the roller coasters. And then going to other parks as I got older, nothing compares to cedar point

Bert is such a great comedian now and looking back at a young Bert makes me wish he was my college roommate!

By personal opinion, the Windseeker is the scariest ride at cedar point.

He should come back and do TTD, Millennium Force, Steel Vengeance, and Maverick or GateKeeper.

personally i think that maxair is scarier than any other ride

Wish this was on stream somewhere, I miss this show

this guy needs an award for doing this haha he´s awesome

i love living by this park.. it truly is something!!!

its interesting how back in the day simple things like a picnic or dance hall was considered a big deal. Things sure came a loooong way when it comes to outdoor entertainment!

I love his reactions. When I’m on these rides, my friends say i scream like a gorilla and i laugh like a hyena. I laugh so hard i snort and drool on my self. Lol. My friends and even other riders enjoy riding with me. I even had this one rider say, “ I love your scream”.

Berts even more funny screaming like a girl on rollercoasters 😂😂

"Do you want to puck in the bush ? I'll hold your hair " LOL

Man I miss this show

"You wanna throw up? I'll hold your hair." hahahahahaha

Great commercial for America's Rollercoast

this show was way better than his new show where he goes an vacations. it almost made the travel channel look good.

8:18 Guy looks His day has been ruined, he just wanted to enjoy this ride, now there’s an idiot in his row filming some show he will never watch

I had no idea Bert had a tv show?!.. This is probably so entertaining!

2:33 Rest In Pieces Disaster Transport and Space Needle. I will remember you in my memories... But Gatekeeper might be the best sequel to Raptor ever! edit: timestamp

What a lucky bastard Bert was, being able to make a living doing this shit.

I live in toledo and as a kid going there was the best

i find sky hawk relaxing

the guy to the left of Bert on Max-Air- :) Bert- Oh my gosh this is really high!!!

lol idk, i honestly have a good eye for that kind of thing. I can even spot out mess ups in movies too. Also, if you watch part 2 where he is trying to get to Wicked Twister and he's like "There's no line, is it broken", he is actually right in front of Millennium Force saying that and not Wicked Twister

i have ridden every roller coaster at cedar point exept 4 ttd and mantis:)

3:47 is King's Island. Well played Travel Channel...

Rip wicked twister

i'm going there tomorrow and i can't wait

Feel the wind, coming past you. OOOOOAAHmygooooooooooooooooooaaaho! they are almost going upside down, bye, goodby goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye!!

"whoa! you wanna hold hands, i dont care!" lmfao

I think the fearsome 5 are now Gate Keeper, Magnum, MF, TTD, and Maverick.

One hour? Forget it - a single line is going to be much longer than that! =(

i love working there

i would so do this, I'm gonna do this next time I go next year.

HEY!.... It's the Machine.

my fav is mullenium force

at 3:46, that's Kings Island's Delerium footage. You can see Drop Tower in the background. It's cool to see my home park (Cedar Point) on the Travel Channel, but they cropped the shit out of this footage and placed different shots of rides sporadically

lol they was cheap back than, at 3:47 is kings island lol

3:36 - 3:39 thats the delirium at kings island and you can also see the drop tower

4:45 Forgive me, but I get tickled by Bert screaming and the music just being in tempo with him.

If I were Cedar Point, I'd remove Wicked Twister from the Fearsome Foursome, and put in Mean Streak. That thing will rattle your brains and really make it fearsome.

powerful bert kreischer!

Actually dragster is the fourth, Kingda ka is the third, RING RACER is the second, and formula rossa is the 1st.

bert wow this is what you do for a living

@hannahmarie625 actually wicked twister is a lot of fun and the only reason it might be more "insane" per say becase of the insane g force how the g force goes from negative to positive in less than a second and the take off is pretty insane to.

after there first coaster in 1892 they didnt transform them self into a thrill ride mecha. that happened 100 years later.

it take me till to see that

He reminds me of Shay from the shaytards

POWERFUL BERT KREISCHER

Does any one notice at 3:47 that's delirium at kings island not max air. You can see dropzone in the backround

No, that's maXair. The tower is Space Spiral.

I would have rode Air Max, but rides that spin like that make me extremely sick and I will end up puking. I have to stick to roller coasters and free fall type rides.

Yeah, maverick was opened in 2007 this episode of BTC was filmed in 2010. 3 years after maverick opened, once again, duh.

I'm beginning to think this man is an ex-Air Force pilot, and he's acting scared.

haha he should ride the windseeker

No this was made in 2010, maverick was made in 2007. duh

Same thing.

He said before riding max air that he doesn't like to spin he should ride the carnival ride storm lol. That's faster than gravitron

well if he has fast lane passes he can do that challenge TWICE in an hour

they should take wicked twister out of the fearsome foursome and put Maverick

skyhawk isnt that diffrent from extreme swings at valley fair

Bill Bert podcast

you know... when Bert was 22 he got involved with the Russian mafia.

I'm going last week of July. Tell me how the Gatekeeper is please!

how is wicked twister more crazy than maverick???

They shoulda had him and Ryan Dunn

I'd put in Maverick or Raptor.

1:25 UUUHHH!!!!

M force top thrill Raptor Mavrick. the end.

Wicked twister...is gay. Millenium, maverick, top thrill and Raptor. Soon to be Gate Keeper.

One of many good things about ohio, few to no natural disasters and being an hour away from cedar point

burt copped a feel Bill Cosby level.

Not too fat bert

It's actually not the fastest roller coaster anymore...that record goes to Formula Rossa in Abu Dhabi at 150 MPH

use this as the end /watch?v=8PAtFsJY5q0 just watch this you'll love him

How do you do the fearsome foursome challenge?

This is literally impossible to do in 1 hour because of the lines

uhhh no one argues maxairs the best ride. millennium force is.

Next time you edit in sound effects,make sure its not from rct2

it was canceled

fearsome forsome dosent exist because ive done this twice

Max air is disappointing.

you get to cut the lines dude

go ohio

Why they put something like that in such a dump like Ohio?

The only good thing in Ohio