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Not that unusual for some people, especially intelligent people that like Cocaine. For instance, I can tell you My family's home phone number from 1963, my teachers names in elementary school. I happen to be in Boulder County jail with Joey in 1988 when they moved All the inmates to the New Boulder Jail. Unfortunately I don't remember meeting him. But maybe I can remember him there , his size and personality are Outstanding. He, like myself have drug Stories, and experiences with cops, crime Going back to the early 70s.

@@davidchrist1037 thats fucking dope you were able to be in uncle joeys presence tho

@@davidchrist1037 dog... everyone can remember childhood teacher names and phone numbers... that shit was very big parts of our development... but Joey be a fuckin doctor with the way he recalls the dates of all sorts of things.

@@LlamaWarriorMan I too have that ability. Even with 16 concussions , 30 years of drug use and trama. More People can also, they just choose not to.

Also prob. got wayyyyy less shotty-shot-shots

It's lit

Buh

Dan Clark Congrats man, I'll have 4 months clean this week.

Alex Joseph congrats to you too! First six months was the hardest for me. Love hearing success stories!!!

I've been clean myself now about 6months. Where you on methadone or suboxone? I'm finding it difficult trying to come off the methadone, I've been on that shit 19yrs more than half my life, I'm at 20mls now down from 120 but, now they want me to go on suboxone and I don't know if I should, I was just planning on coming down to 2mls if that's what it takes then try stopping then.

Good for you Brother, keep yourself busy, get into health/fitness, it's a much better high my friend ! :)

Much better high? I very much doubt that and I don't think you actually believe that yourself unless you have never tried drugs but, health and fitness are a much better life style to live a long healthy life, for sure. Even though I've been an addict most of my life I still don't see the problem with drugs, I only see a problem with the law, make them legal and regulate them and we wont see as many deaths or drug addicts, the psychology of telling someone they can't do something is very real especially when they grow up in poverty and have a deep hatred towards the government, they don't want these people to tell them they can't do shit. By leaving the drugs in the hands of drug dealers then you're obviously going to have deaths as it's cut with all sorts of shit, regulate them and they automatically become 10x safer. Another thing the drug counselling over here is just one big fucking joke, every group they try and send me to always seems to have a god involved even though I tell them I'm an atheist and don't believe in any gods, you have to hand over power to this invisible deity and everything will just become fine and dandy, pray your problems away type thing, doesn't work for most of us and only works for some because if you took everyone who was on drugs there is always going to be a percentage of them who are more willing than others and as AA is one of the biggest groups over here it's no surprise it worked for those who were more willing but, if you sent them to another group about fairies it would probably have the exact same result, no god is just picking these people out and forgetting about the rest, I mean he's god, he could fart and we would all be off it, simple. I went to a group just 2 weeks ago which was in a church but, they assured me that there would be no talk of god, they just use the building, so I went along and it was a lady telling me she could remove negative energy from my body by using the universe and/or spirits, basically whatever you believed in she could remove negative energy through that smh fucking joke man and they wonder how people can't get clean... maybe have a group based purely on science and psychology and we may see some results.

It's healthy imo to start preparing yourself: I did the same with my old man and the day he passed, I kissed his forehead and was able to hold my shit together to be able to break it to my brother coming to the hospital after he had passed and other family where idk how I would have handled it being there overnight and the morning he pushed that last breath. Had I not prepared I think I would have been with my brother just checking in and not been there every minute til the end cause you already accepted he's leaving years from now. I agree, Joey ready to leave us

That said, Joey still today could do a lot to right the ship and be with us longer but that's not him and I accept that so agreed completely

bakerXderek so dead

Cheah

Cheahhhhhh

Cheeeeahhhhhh

@@rubennavarro6351 ii

I loved the Peramus story

Because he makes it all up

@@yehheapsmadaybut you think that cause you're 'most ppl' brother. God bless you cocksucka, stay boring.

@@yehheapsmadaybutUntil a historian came on JRE and Joey was there confirming the characters and giving his own stories with the characters. Don’t be a hater.

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give it a bit lmfao you'll hear the same rotation

He's got 1 year left. Maxxx

@@rylanmacdonald6416 keep praying on his downfall, it’s why you’ll never be successful

Well Ryan's wrong 😁

@@rylanmacdonald6416 he seems to be one of those genetic freaks that can live a long life with a huge body

noLuckyStrike09 lemme tell u somthin

Trap Daily

Joey "not Joey bananas" diaz

noLuckyStrike09 "I never forget this (even tho the facts keep changing) Diaz". This dude is so full of shit. The fact hardly anyone catches on is hilarious. He's mastered the art of bullshitting, I'll give him that much.

crapvile not true. I can read comment sections. not everyone is as woke as you, bruh.

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Same bro, joey diaz is timeless

Bert, tom, joe, joey, stevo, my autoplay always finds a good podcast to game to

Never disappoints lol, its even better when its them talking with each other like this, always a good time

Same. First time listening to a podcast at work and enjoyed the whole thing

That’s so awesome dude, stuck with it. Super proud of you!

That’s great brother! I’m coming up on 4 years off heroin! It’s worth it, get through the hard times. The drugs will only make the hard times harder!

Hahaha

So funny

cold stone creamery

Cold stone Steve Austin

No story teller like Coco diaz

Crystalized 🤣

Good For You Man! God Bless! Hope your still doing well

chris reese , im barely listening to them, i cant ignore the awkward size different. conpletely fucking with me. hahah

chris reese nah, Joey's just fuckin' huge

That's some lotr cinematography

😂🤣 so true!

Lmao

you just did it huh

i love you sexy

Bert i usually Troll youtue comments but i came to show some love!

pissed i have to wait till im 21 to see you...

Look at you, Tip Top Magoo! Thanks for letting my Uncle Joey hang out in the man cave. Keep having him on...he will get you off the sauce and on to the reefer of det. Captain Morgan will seem like fizzy drink after you hold Satan's scaly right hand and tread the murky waters. Take a chance, Columbus did.

Watch Patton Oswalt….😂

Joey's got a presence.

I’m surprised Bert doesn’t interrupt that much

@That Ramen Guy - With a person assertive enough he does stand back. He's just surrounded by passive people for the most part

Big Jim Johnson feel bad for the seat

Steve Adams maybe it's just the way he's sitting on it, you think Bert would give up the couch to his guests and take the solitary chair especially with guys who are big like joey

zachf fuck that. His house his couch

Brandon Wicker lmao you are a shitty humen being

You know he farted in that chair

1:33:31 yoooooooo that’s 1000 grams of THC (1,000,000mgs) you’d have to grow 40lbs of weed to get that much THC

@@Apophis392 tremendous

I think Joey remarked that Danny *BOUGHT* 5 grand worth of stars which he probably turned into a *LOT* of profit. I remember when I first got my medical card and I thought that what Joey said he was getting was available everywhere cannabis was legal. Boy was I wrong. When I asked Delta 9 about Stars of Death they were like "Huh? Oh. We're working on the edibles and all of that. Legislation, blah blah blah..we don't have them." Needless to say I smoked a lot of shitty weed. Someone from VA told me that with their dispensaries only carry 14.5% THC cannabis and they charge 60$ for an 8th - 3.5 g - I felt so bad for them. That's evil. I pay 115$ - 126$ for 28g or an Ounce of Cannabis that's 21.65%, 22.9% and 25%. The lowest my dispensary sold was 15% for like 60$ an Oz and I used to order from BC and get ounces mailed to me of 26%, 27% 30% Cannabis for 160$ an oz but it was worth it. Intergalactic Death Star. God I miss that Indica.

They have have to do t t

They have have to do t t

Gekokujo76 lmao hell nah bruh lol

you sound like sound Joey on The Morning Joint lol

Gekokujo76 THE ULTIMATE GENTILE

fantastic

Tremendous

I’m weak asf 💀💀💀💀

@@Mike-sp4iz hahaha

Cal Blair 😂😂

Redtrooper haha diaz- can hold his own 100% of the time in any social interaction, bert- can make any situation awkward

Yeah he choked

Let me add to that, I’m an hour in bert: 65794 words Diaz ; yaagggg bro

It's actually that disturbed album cover.

Pretty audacious and vulgar assumption: I hope people don't make such prejudicial assumptions of you that are meant to hurt you. Idk who hurt you that you find it necessary to anonymously strike someone you don't know in real life but I promise you the world isn't all the same and you're your own person who has great value and worth --you don't need to do this to make yourself feel better about yourself and hope you don't continue try bring yourself up on the back of hurting someone else like you experienced. You need someone even to just vent or exhaust your pain? I gotcha, man. Be better

I wish peace for you, brother

@@j.ballsdeep420 it's called a joke. The guy is a COMEDIAN. I think he can take a little joke. I know other people have said much worse about him. Just read any two bears comment section.

A little powder to take the shine off of it.....Im not asking for much here.

It's Lee Syatt

Uncle Joey is a big boy, LIKE A DOCTAH!

Dust Bunny undert the table Part Deux

damn you thats all i can see now haha

Pedro Strom, Lmao...he's fucking lights out!

Bert went on a 30 min straight run repeating the same two things 300 different ways

Phil T , weird..i had this same thought a few days ago. like lee could suddenly disapear off church. hmm a thought

Lee is useless, it is pretty clear that he just wants to sit around and get stoned out of his gourd, drop acid and do as little work as his fat ass possibly can. Lee can't even get basic sound levels right, for fucks sake.

Smokey McJoint , 90% of the church fans love the lee and joey combo. lee - this innocent suburbian white jew with a cuban that lived his fantasies of being a gangster. its fucking great. 2 years from now we will realize how lucky we were watching this legendary podcast week by week. lees an innocent bystander if you will. he always says no to joey feeding him stars. but is in training so he has no choice. its for show.

Rogan has no character and dropped redban for someone who could easier be his bitch. Fuck that.

Lol Rogan didn't drop Redban, Redban had other podcasts/activities to attend to. So they got another guy.

Ikr

Bert is barely over two bills. He's surrounded by small dudes and stacked beast HGH Joe (his own verbatim account): Bert is just an average chub daddy

Right? Wtf, how tall is Bert?? He looks like he's 5'6 in this video

I love that he held the mic up just to capture his old-man breath 😆

He is cawk sucka.

Lmfao 😂

Almost 4 years.. and 2 likes 👍.. y’all should be ashamed..

always remembers the year it happened and on what street it happened on hahaha i love it!

its nicotine gum

Redundancy stinks.

peter vogt 😂😂😂

peter vogt that's definitely not the camera angles fault lol

Bert's certainly fatter

Bert looks like a little boy talking to uncle Joey haha

Uncle Joey is gigantic

Boggin Deep how much are we talking about?

Disturbing? It's my ASMR

😂😂😂😂😂

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When Joey ate my soul rested for a moment like a mini death I have been reborn.

That rest will be with me for ever in my heart l8ke the Joey Diaz eating noise

Edward Berry I would rather that happen than myself gain a million dollars

Book is out next year

Oh Hell yeah! Definitely agree, Diaz's life story would be an epic series, or at least a movie.

Where Joey says if you pay over 40 for his tickets youre a retard..🤣

Lots of stuff is completely out of his control.

@@davidduffield1713 not his ticket prices.

@David Duffield -- It really isn't. Look what Dave did during COVID. Look what Dave does still today touring small venues to keep his entry under $100. He does his specials in a big ass venue, sure, but Bert TODAY doesn't speak for less than $100k net on a stop. If you don't have a venue like NCAA basketball at least? He's not showing up in your city anymore.

Nah he ain’t lying dog. TREMENDOUS

A more fun game is take a shot everytime he says like

How about you just stop judging people? I'm sure your glass home is beautiful but I'm equally certain you have plenty of flaws yourself. I'm sure you're a good person and have a library of worth, value, and things unique/important but I hope people don't go out of their way to take the time just to shit on you as that sucks and if they do please know their negative comments aren't shit, don't have weight or truth, exactly as I hope Bert knows the same. Do better, man

@highguy - I'm a heavy Cannabis user myself but I'm sure all stoned you may have moments of less than academic, intellectual conversations where you don't articulate yourself well and in those moments I assume you wouldn't appreciate people shit on you. Use the same liberties, man. Treat others how you would like to be treated

joeys audio on the church is awful.

Well Joey force feeds Lee 2000+ mg's of THC cut him some slack. The Itunes version sounds good but yeah I've noticed the RU-vid audio is sometimes sketchy.

It's the anti-copyright software he uses. The sound's fine on Vimeo. vimeo.com/joeycocodiaz

What Rex said!!!!!

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