BEST ANSWERS STEVE HARVEY Has EVER Heard On Family Feud USA 

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I feel like a happy NIGGA NAW! THANKS HARVEY STEVE! PRAISE DA LORD, IMA GO WORK MY ASS AT MCDONALDS! :D Steve Harvey: EY! IT'S STEVE HARVEY YOU DICK! D:

*upine

@@Para__Noia It was Cupine.

GameChamp 9000 I’m still laughing at that and I saw it when it was published

Huh

GameChamp 9000 My all time FAVORITE🙌🏾😂🤣😂🤣

C U P I N E

🤣🤣🤣 her name was "Punkin"

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

Funny thing about her name is that she was in Steve's talk show afterwards and there was a whole thing about her saying it, Steve thinking she meant "pumpkin, as in the orange thing" and she said "No it's Punkin, like Halloween"

@Chris Corbett Lets have a contest... 10 whites and 10 blacks stand in the sun. Who will last longer? Hmm

That was gold indeed!

it’s like ken Jennings hoe answer on jeopardy 😭

@@ultraviolettas ok, I missed the Ken Jennings’s hoe. I just found it on RU-vid! That’s hysterical! Thing is, his answer is also correct!

Took me by surprise lol

@@Pantherlynn can you explain it im french i dont realy get the answer and the question XD

The producers tell them to do it when they prep them for the show.

I mean I didn’t think any of these answers were that dumb. I’ve heard far worse and some of em were pretty decent answers. With how out of the box some of the answers can be on here porcupine was a pretty damn good answer.

walter

Lawrence

Ahmari

Dango 🍡

You: write a comment in this old, unfunny, overused fucking format. Me: knows youre a virgin

Ali me lol I would have said ganitor

Gadiel Suriel or mechanic

Garbage man ñoñ

My first answer was gong farmer. But then i realized that it's an occupation that no longer exists. Damn my interest in medieval history.

i honestly coudlnt watch it the cringe i had to go down to comments

I'd watch that

Me too

Make it Three

Thank you for saying "upine". Most people, including Steve, get it wrong by saying "cupine". Like, there's already a "k" in "pork". You don't need to add a "c" for it to make sense.

**starts playing Shooting stars**

or was it when the girl started with penis?

He was right about being on RU-vid because it everywhere 😂😂😂

I'm literally in tears 😭 I haven't laughed this hard in so long

Me.too. 😝

BoostBass ikr

sword

Lol 😂

but cupine, like what the fuck? thats not even written with a k xD

Cupine

It's Cupine

I would have said "Being Oprah's husband"

PGOLDEN88 I tend to go towards the direction of “his hoe”

@@theyoungladd7700 hi I am looking for Yu 💖💖 I will send it by mail to

There are fire hydrants in colors other than red. I've seen green, silver, and multicolor. And blue. But yeah, they're usually and typically red.

I have seen yellow ones, I think that is the second most common color.

Smoke Alarm y’all have red fire hydrants? Around me they’re yellow

@@iknowimwrongbut628- I have red and yellow fire hydrants in my area, but I haven't seen blue or green.

technically most fire hydrants are Yellow followed by Blue and Green. Yellow means it uses public water supply and the caps might be painted the color of the flow. Blue is the best follow by Green, Orange, Red, and Black. If you live in a large house or neighborhood you better hope you do not live next to a Red hydrant. Blue, Yellow with Blue caps, or White with Blue caps are the most common.

"Naked Grandma" is funnier

I agree with this one

i dont get it im not from the usa ... can some one explain it to me ?

Look up "Family Feud Naked Grandma" on RU-vid and prepare to LAUGH.

His family smiling and applauding shouting 'good answer' with complete confidence

Eric Bry I agree his looks are spot on.

The best 👍❣️🤣 love him 😍😘

He's so over dramatic

And the winner is Michaela Argentina oh wait freak...

Yeah I agree and I like him on this show

The face of INSTANT regret.

2tsri

That was a good answer tho

I bet he was a legend at work on Monday though, ha.

Followed by the finger sniff.

idk how she didnt get any points for that

The way he said dingaling had me CRYING

What episode is that from

Never gets old!!

I agree and i used to hate Steve Harvey. He completely changed my perception of him after becoming the host

He still is

You damn right

A Melon Named Kate For sure and their thinking about replacing him.

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Nate Jones best part is the camera angle when you can see the guys hands as Steve said it again

I guess nobody has porkchop before

It’s spelled porcupine

Nate Jones he said cupine not upine

Nate Jones 😂🤣😂🤣😂

or, not.............

Ur right baby 😊

Pork-cupine

I thought of upine but also knew it wouldn't be there.

INSANELY CLEAR: “upine”, 5:02. Turn it way up, I didn’t need to.

What was the number 1 answer

@@lauragadille3384 dont know bru

Cleaner, Barber, Assassin, Butcher, Nurse, Nanny.

Mir garbage man

Oncologyst

It’s 10180 it’s still the best answer ever!

Is it really 3018

finnetta51 Really? How did I get this old?

finnetta51 yes. Yes. Its 3018. You are in fact 1000 years old. ITS 2018

SofiatheMusicalLover And still no jet pack, no flying car. What a rip-off!

J is Scoobysmom I know!!! They way he says it he was so confident until Steve was like huh???? Lol 😂😂😂

or naked grandma

It is true, best normal answer. But for the fast money "your penis" is the one that left Steve speechless for the most amount of time XD it's expectations vs. reality at it's finest.

It's the Domni-Gerrs family.

it was too stupid to be funny

loL

You mean people?

INSANELY CLEAR: “upine”, 5:02. Turn it way up, I didn’t need to. How about listening to the contestant instead of listening to Steve repeat it over and over.

@@jptwentyfour887 Why are you so upset, this comment is over 2 years old.

S Mac what did he asked in the first shot? Didn’t get that

@@victorbenicio197 name something you and the pillbarry dough boy have in common and the dude said we're both white

@@victorbenicio197 thx 4 asking

@@ianjames5476 thx 4 answering

thats nonsense. that should have been the number one answer!

Yeah, agree! 🖒🖒

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@@kissmine1790 I will be there in couple Y isthe other one was nothing but a friend in town

"Cupine! Steve:" huh?" that one is my most favorite x^D

Yup!!!

he doesnt host it anymore or what?

@@ZerrZach I just looked it up and from what I can tell he's still the host

DLK

Most underrated answer. EVER.

I choked on my crouton

I dont get it

건빵 From my understanding, a hoe is both the name of a tool and a sexual insult to women. So basically when the guy answered the question as the farmer like a farm tools more than the wife and by saying hoe specifically he basically made one of the funniest jokes ever made on family feud, again from what I understand

@@FateFan-ko3lc It is also a slang term for a certain type of job illegal in most parts of the US. So by calling someone that, they are saying the woman sleeps around.

Matthew Garcia "name something your man and the Pillsbury dough boy have in common"

I know what the setup was. I was just saying it's hilarious

Same.

Steve Harvey brings this show to light❣️🤣

Matthew Garcia me too.

Hot lotioned hands

One of the other family members: gOoD aNsWeR

Alligator !!!!!

Good Ans'a

@IBrainedMyDamage Nani...?

**Shocked Pikachu face**

@IBrainedMyDamage well that's not wrong in a way

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INSANELY CLEAR: “upine”, 5:02. Turn it way up, I didn’t need to. How about listening to the contestant instead of listening to Steve repeat it over and over.

@@thatnoob1.091 NEKKI HUH

Trigga Finger too funny. The way he said it was perfect!

Ha ha lol that funny 😁😄

I couldn't have wrote a joke better than that

It is too funny😂😂🤣🤣

At least Steve had a better reaction to that answer than Alex Trebek did when Ken Jennings said it!

DLK

Wasted all her damn time with one answer😂😂😂😂

@Medieval Warrior8 that's what i was saying sweetheart

During the famous "September" Fast Money, Richard Dawson stopped the clock during the two rounds.

All you need is 156 people out of 100....

Underrated I would’ve said that the clock kept running after she said penis

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes we can

Football goalie

🤣🤣🤣🤣

D.L.C. I NEED A STORY

NEKKED GRANMAW!! That’s how it sounded! Lol

He had that answer ready to go lol

"I wouldn't wanna see that, either..."

there is something wr0ng here

Mrbuttcheeks 👍😂

Are u dumb???🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

You* and yes YOU are

Mrbuttcheeks That whole family was dumb. I think her brother said Upine

"nekkid"***

*_nEkKiD hUh!?_*

Panspotato.waitwhat? Yesyou'regae EXACTLY I SAW THAT INCR 👌

Jalo Murray it was, but not exact naked grandma, if im right he got 33 points

That's a person who's got firsthand experience.

"huh?"

Me too

That and “NEKED GRAMMAW”

I've heard it so many times but it still kills me every time lol.

The whole world paused when he Said cupine

Andrea Oropeza yah that was funny 😆

Yes 😂

kongvinter33 god damn

I reported the racist dude. Go f yourself man.

And she said pork lawn

I mean if your gonna watch some reality show you gotta show some reality lol

I think he was literally stunned into stupidity for a second. When he came back to us he had jokes. 😭😭😭

Yolanda Tracey reddit😳

5:05

@@yolandatracey4650 It's even more cringe that you actually care about it.

INSANELY CLEAR: “upine”, 5:02. Turn it way up, I didn’t need to. How about listening to the contestant instead of listening to Steve repeat it over and over

The answer is based on a survey which 100 people took. Yes it's correct but nobody in that 100 people said goalie so no points goes to her. Understand how it works now?

Nash Nash He was making a joke. Don't be a condescending ahole.

Yep. Top answer if Family Feud Europe.

I was going for the Childish Gambino reference, but it seems things have gotten a bit out of hand down here lol

@@nashnash1670 He wasn't really bashing America, hell he's not even wrong.

The start of the shock 8:52 9:06 then Steve start kneeling to think

more like the wobbling of the tree starting to fall... just rocking back and forth... the whole system just complete shutdown xD

@@narmale yup

@@narmale d

When your eyes show the blue screen of death.

I don't get what's so funny about that answer.

K Saint not really it’s actually true

K Saint at least for guys

@@Ayo601 I'm pretty sure my dick got bigger as I got older. I'm sure the guys werent allowed to answer with that, cuz that's what I immediately thought too

I felt bad for her because she technically gave the right answer and did not get to answer any other question. Then, she felt bad because she felt like she answered it wrong even though she was right.

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dontcallmewave dude I swear he shut down for a good 20 seconds 😂😂

@@bluerobot8543 he did lol...the timer literally quit at 24 seconds XD

He did a full on Tebow

Lmao

I think she said L-i-o-e... which makes even less sense.

@@Jaduli no she said n

I still hear e

A Fox It didn’t even sound close to an “e”, change your hearing aids.

That's the best dam awnser I have ever hered..... now it ant up there😂😂🤣🤣

His... Hoe?

He's also extremely witty, makes him the greatest host for this show

FriendlyGachaJahari It’s a lawn made out of pork. Duh

The vegan hell

Bradley Robbins 270 likes

I mean she did say the medical terminology

420 likes, i'm sorry i don't want to ruin it.

Bence Pál someone else already did :( 421

You lady said that on national television wow.