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Its not the CO2, the warming, or the water levels you need to be worried about. Its the cooling down of the Earth and a coming mini ice age you should be focused on. You know that the global CO2 levels are only, at best, 0.04% right? And that even if CO2 levels were higher that it causes a planetary greening to occur and a boom in plant and vegetation growth because of course plants depend on CO2 to survive and the more there is the more they flourish. And the more they flourish the more oxygen there is. But wheres the data showing that? Planetary warming is not being caused by CO2. The planet has been warming because thats what happens before an ice age. The preliminary stage before an ice age occurs is a long period where the temperature slowly ramps up before it then drops. Its what the indicator is for ice ages. The 'Global Warming' narrative is lie. Its obviously for profit making, but its also about fear.
@@JoshPhoenix11 "0.04%" Ah, another person reading social media posts and pretending they know what they're talking about. You have no idea the significance or meaning of the percentage of the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere. You learned that percentage from some post and are claiming to know how it is going to affect the world, over PhD holding scientists, using concepts like photosynthesis we all learned in high school biology. Profit making. Because no one stands to gain from downplaying global warming, right?
@@JoshPhoenix11 what’s with this pseudoscientific bs. Excess CO2 won’t cause a “tree bloom”, the trees just get saturated when CO2 levels exceed their capacity and the excess go to the other carbon sinks or become greenhouse gases. Hence, “global warming” or climate change. Guess what’s happening with deforestation. Speaking of sinks, majority of CO2 emissions is fixed by ocean microbes and the excess again can become greenhouse gas or cause acidification of the oceans. Ever heard of coral bleaching? As someone from the tropics, I see these problems on a daily basis. We experience the brunt of intensifying storms, droughts, and flooding and the resultant agricultural damage, as well as the declining marine populations for fishing. Lastly, tell me how do NGOs subsisting on donations make profit? I’m sure they’d love to hear how to make money advocating for sustainability, especially compared to the profits power and mining companies stand to gain from misinformation like this being spread by ppl like you.
The German one where they are discovering laughter for the first time is just so good, I have watched a million times. It's just so funny. Especially if you know some Germans.
@@diegomonsterenergy862 Yes, I'm sure you are right. I left the comment early on and had not finished watching it. That bachelorette party was rude and they had it coming to them! I rarely leave comments; I was just irked because I've seen so many folks complain that people are heckling when the audience is just responding to questions being thrown out by the comedian. My bad.
@@stephenlurie821 it happens man, what can ya do. good on you for owning up to a mistake though! I'm not any of the commenters here but i hope you have a wonderful day/night
I need to know more about the guy at 8:45 who hates his life so much that he puts in 14-hour days on a FEMA project that he is morally opposed to so that he has an excuse to not bone the girlfriend he doesn't like
You know it’s good when your cat doesn’t just leave the couch, but the entire room. 😂 He actually looked back at me as if to say: “Lady, I’ll be back when you calm down… “
I feel the first one so much. My sister is very accomplished, married to an amazing man with two kids,one on the way, a very secure and well-paying job in government for enviornmental protection, a house and a dog. I am 33 and still live with my parents cause university is hard, man :(
Well, at least now it’s confirmed real estate agents are not only evil, but can’t be funny. 😅. They still think calling people “Jew” and “blonde” are “jokes”
Funnily enough the classic pianist guy is the exact/ideal usecase of AI and what we're hoping it gets used for. Not for taking over, but supplementing.
You probably need to contact one of the places in Rome where they aready do comedy events and try to convince them to get him for the next season or year. You have more chances than me, I'm from a small town 😑
I remember the blonde outing herself 😂 trying desperately to explain that it was okay to make fun of Jews because she worked for one and he made fun of himself
@@Mastermime4 haven’t heard of one lol. Just sent this cuz i like his standup not seriously suggesting it. But not many foreigner standup comedians in general tour here anyway
Bro! I'd be careful hiking your leg up like that! 0:42 😂 Your dingle-Ling might peak out to say hi when you're wearing shorts that short. 😅 Unless that's what you're aiming for lol. Then more power to ya I guess.
True being Jewish and being blond is not the same thing - one (by today's standards, not by Hitler's bloodline standards of course) is a religion, which is something you can choose. The other is something you're born with. Now you tell me which one of the two is more unfair to discriminate against.
YESSS FINALLY A LONG VIDEO you’re my favorite comedian to watch so it sucks that I’m all caught up and only get content in the form of new shorts 😂 I don’t watch tv or Netflix, all I watch is stand up comedy on RU-vid while I multitask so I run out of content fast. I bet I’ve already seen all of these too but it’s ok 😂
Having studied environmental science and currently working in that field… AHHHHH is a pretty apt way to describe it. Had a professor once say “at this point we are just stuck mitigating the damage” 🥲