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Best DRINKING Jokes | Stand-Up Compilation 

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@thomasadams196
@thomasadams196 Год назад
Your fantastic Jim! My wife recently passed away. watching you takes me away from my sorrow even if it's only for little while. Thanks Jim you now have another follower.
@debranielsen2002
@debranielsen2002 4 года назад
I flip back and forth on RU-vid between Jim Gaffigan and Michael McIntyre just so I can find some joy in these rough times. They never let me down.
@krackNsmackk
@krackNsmackk 3 года назад
I'd rather rewatch Jim's standup then ever watch Michaels stand up any day of the week.
@alysononoahu8702
@alysononoahu8702 2 года назад
Sarah Millican Tom papa
@jasonradford1768
@jasonradford1768 2 года назад
Check out Tim Hawkins. He's absolutely hilarious and very talented on the guitar also
@nikkijubilant
@nikkijubilant 8 месяцев назад
Thanks for the other name, I will check him out
@bigmacjunkie
@bigmacjunkie 6 месяцев назад
Nate Bargatze is great
@philwright2480
@philwright2480 2 года назад
The bar, nursery comparison is hilarious, spot on
@YouTube_User_9
@YouTube_User_9 2 года назад
This guy is such a good comedian, funny years ago, funny now. I swear he will never run out of material.
@yourface3154
@yourface3154 Год назад
What material? The totally under-used hot pocket joke?
@aazhie
@aazhie Год назад
@@yourface3154 why are you here? Go watch a comedian you like. Life is too short to waste on bashing harmless fun xD
@johngardner1898
@johngardner1898 4 года назад
We like you Jim, and always have. Now we love and respect you!!! You are a courageous and honorable man. And hilarious!
@Its_me--Boo_Radley
@Its_me--Boo_Radley 4 года назад
I second that!
@re_styles
@re_styles 4 года назад
Sounds like a good mother. 🤔
@patricklaw9951
@patricklaw9951 3 года назад
Jim Gaffigan has got to be the king of comedy !!! Funny !!!
@desleykakoulidisgallaway3382
You’re a legend Jim- total genius. Amazing humour ❤
@kevs6402
@kevs6402 4 года назад
Nice to see someone from those early days who actually made it. Well done Jim.
@KazamYoutube
@KazamYoutube 2 года назад
The Christmas bit literally had me on the floor, the rest of the video kept me there. Sooooo good Jim, thanks for doing what you do. So awesome.
@globetrekker86
@globetrekker86 2 года назад
0:33 almost had me in tears. “Anyway… I love you.” We love you, too, Jim 🙂
@oliviajackson9616
@oliviajackson9616 3 года назад
Watching this because I'm turning 21 in a week 😼 thank you for helping me stay sane through the pandemic, Jim!
@ghosted1662
@ghosted1662 4 года назад
JIm Gaffigan is my favorite comedian now. Thanks for releasing these compilations. Jesus, do I need a reason to laugh. Breakup, pandemic, job searching, crazy family. Thank you. This is medicine! Medicinal comedy should be a thing.
@ShiftingDrifter
@ShiftingDrifter 4 года назад
I was a new father and once went through a convenience store checkout with diapers and beer. The cashier laughed and said, "Wow, diapers and beer... you're either a new dad or planning a serious bender."
@geraldfrost4710
@geraldfrost4710 4 года назад
The guy in front of me a the grocery store purchased a six pack of beer and a quart of mayonnaise. He left, and I told the cashier, "There's a guy who knows how to party!"
@gadgetsage
@gadgetsage 4 года назад
I once bought wine, clothesline and condoms. And yes.
@jdunnatl
@jdunnatl 4 года назад
I once argued with a cab driver for several minutes that I didn't call him for a ride, when I was passing-out in a hungry circle of homeless men in the parkinglot after a hockey game in Atlanta...and I was wrong, my drunk ass did call him. I don't know why I stopped to buy two gallons of milk...to take to my girlfriend's house, either. She was not appreciative of the gesture. 😅
@brucebissonnette1758
@brucebissonnette1758 3 года назад
@@geraldfrost4710 o
@denisemarie1825
@denisemarie1825 2 года назад
Great jokes write themselves
@huemann3416
@huemann3416 4 года назад
Jim we love you. Thank you for all that you do. You make life tolerable. In fact, I’m sending all my prayers to you. Don’t spend them all in one place. Unless of course you want to.
@warrencolegrove1
@warrencolegrove1 3 года назад
Love you Jim ! Thanks for all the great comedy !
@rondunn4084
@rondunn4084 3 года назад
Thanks Jim for all the entertainment have watched you for years and you’ve always been funnyWithout all the vulgarity you are a genuine guy Godspeed and be safe
@mevolveme
@mevolveme 3 года назад
Shout out to all the fellow drinkers that started drinking more since covid
@tomhoffman1665
@tomhoffman1665 3 года назад
Vvvvvv
@funniebunnie4u
@funniebunnie4u 3 года назад
Yaaaasssss! 🥂🍴
@johnhoey4605
@johnhoey4605 3 года назад
My wife and I have seen you live several times. On your Hotpockets you asked us after the show during meet & greet if your stuff is funny, because it’s not always easy to tell when you’re on stage. We told you you’re among the funniest ever...we love your work!
@yoranger8349
@yoranger8349 2 года назад
That’s so sweet and awesome he sounds very humble
@gigiarmany4332
@gigiarmany4332 3 года назад
rewatching these earth shatteringly hilarious old videos, I realise my whole view of the world has been moulded by Jims narrative, I now share his inner monologue on all topics...its uncanny, this is a powerful guy👍🏾👍🏾❤❤ and sooo hilariously funny❤❤❤❤🥳🥳🥳
@LatinxSwag
@LatinxSwag 4 года назад
Thanks Jim for speaking truth to power. I love watching your standup during rough days!
@thedanadonnashow6798
@thedanadonnashow6798 2 года назад
Jim is an incredible comedian 😅
@RonInNapa
@RonInNapa 2 года назад
Thanks Jim. Great complilation at a time when I really needed some humor.
@gonzosierra1
@gonzosierra1 3 года назад
He's an amazing writer/actor!!
@allysonsmith2532
@allysonsmith2532 4 года назад
You always make my day during this strange and difficult time! Excited for my daily dose of stand-up and dinner with the Gaffigans!!!! Thank you for everything you do to keep us smiling!!!!!!
@Laura-Lee
@Laura-Lee 2 года назад
I can NOT eat and drink (or breathe) while watching Jim. If I eat, I choke and if I'm drinking something there's a strong chance at some point it will come out of my nose! Jim Gaffigan videos ... The best way to lose weight. Thanks, Jimmy and keep on eating to keep up those per capita quotas! I appreciate your sacrifice. 😊 🙋🏻‍♀️✝ 🇨🇦❤
@mikki3961
@mikki3961 3 года назад
Beer, Bourbon and Prosecco lifes little pleasures. A joke or two from Jim...perfection.
@nancysurbanfarm2504
@nancysurbanfarm2504 3 года назад
Best comedian I’ve ever heard!!!
@max-andrewmcmillan4235
@max-andrewmcmillan4235 Год назад
Brilliant.
@zeldasmith6154
@zeldasmith6154 10 месяцев назад
He's saved so many lives. I'm sure he cracks up Martha Stewart. She should have him on her show. I guess she still has a show. I gave up TV. Now I RU-vid 24/7.😂
@branajam
@branajam 11 месяцев назад
You are an absolute genius! I love your comedy! Proud to be from the same state as you. (But I've lived in Europe for almost 40 years.)
@Blakkrazor69
@Blakkrazor69 Год назад
You are a National Treasure sir. Your skit about Hot Pockets had me literally rolling on the floor crying. I hadn't laughed like that since hearing Abott and Costello do "Who's on First?".
@dmedina6835
@dmedina6835 4 года назад
Jim your the greatest !!!!! Stay strong - we are all with you - dump prez chump!!!!!
@adamwarlock2099
@adamwarlock2099 4 года назад
As a 43 year old married man with two teenage sons he’s absolutely correct about drinking.
@dogscratchedoor
@dogscratchedoor 3 года назад
Yup!
@MissSeaSea
@MissSeaSea 2 года назад
I met him when I was a bouncer in a bar on the river walk in San Antonio. He was trashedddd, and sooo nice and funny
@teresahowick5197
@teresahowick5197 4 года назад
You’re too funny. Much love and support from Canada
@entrippyZ
@entrippyZ 4 года назад
his brooklyn accent is my favorite thing
@TayR0C
@TayR0C 3 года назад
I love all the voices he does, but the Brooklyn one is my favourite.
@danielhamilton3317
@danielhamilton3317 3 года назад
The drinking jokes are spot on.
@rosemarie6545
@rosemarie6545 4 года назад
Great laughs to start the day! Thanks, Jim!
@spaceo8568
@spaceo8568 4 года назад
👍 Everytime, Jim. You're a national treasure and I adore you! 🤘
@davejohnson7432
@davejohnson7432 4 года назад
Another great video Jim....I stand by you, and always will
@JosetteBadger
@JosetteBadger 2 года назад
Oh my gosh the clam juice jokes!!’ Thank you JG, thank you!
@genxjaws1191
@genxjaws1191 Год назад
Love you Jim
@BangleWish
@BangleWish 4 года назад
I always make sure I also save my Jim Gaffigan clips in my Ted Talks list.
@floridamusician9219
@floridamusician9219 Год назад
Jim Gaffigan provides the laughs again and again
@Alice-re9ix
@Alice-re9ix 3 года назад
You're simply THE BEST, Jim!
@palois2022
@palois2022 4 года назад
I like Jim in that hat. Is this odd, I'm so used to watching him every morning, my day feels like it just started and its 3pm. Well at least it's a good habit, a healthy habit too.
@jordanaguilar6162
@jordanaguilar6162 4 года назад
Freakin love you jim!! Favorite comedian easily!
@EricW800
@EricW800 4 года назад
@@weknow.2304 Jim has been one of my favorite comedians for a long time. I know he has to support the dems in order to survive financially, so I can almost appreciate that - got to provide for your family, however, he really should keep it to himself.
@linshanhsiang
@linshanhsiang 4 года назад
@@weknow.2304 Get a life troll.
@matteougolini6753
@matteougolini6753 4 года назад
The bathroom attendant jokes made me cry 🤣🤣🤣. I need to see Jim live
@cher8644
@cher8644 4 года назад
I was a ground paramedic. I couldn't figure out how bars made money because every busted up drunk I hauled out of a ditch only ever had "two beers".
@STEVENFRYFRY
@STEVENFRYFRY 4 года назад
They didn't mention they were bubba cups of beer
@NinjaSushi2
@NinjaSushi2 4 года назад
@@STEVENFRYFRY lol
@DeathBYDesign666
@DeathBYDesign666 4 года назад
Yeah but those beers are like a gallon and cost 27 dollars each, and that's just for a domestic non-craft beer. It's crazy how expensive bars are these days, dollar beer nights are like 3 dollars now. Lol
@bigwin2010
@bigwin2010 4 года назад
Two big pitchers.
@badandy102
@badandy102 4 года назад
I've heard that Dr.s and nurses usually take the number of drinks a person said they had, or have daily, and at least double it because people lie about the amount they drink.
@timfronimos459
@timfronimos459 3 года назад
Thanks Jim. Hope the family is well.
@davegenther6877
@davegenther6877 4 года назад
The bar routine may be his funniest bit. Hysterical.
@tomslik4
@tomslik4 Год назад
I love the way Jim doesn't have to use profanity in his act, that in itself is quite amazing.
@melaniesmiley3055
@melaniesmiley3055 4 года назад
You are so funny. Thank you for the videos it has really help my long days go by!!!
@sdonato8270
@sdonato8270 3 года назад
How do you come up with such funny material? 🤣😭😭 The Canadian clam juice jokes had me weak. 🤣
@KingOfgods-hq8cc
@KingOfgods-hq8cc 3 года назад
I was drinking out of my flask Bacardi when I herd the flask joke I almost puked of laughter. Good stuff man
@MelbaToast7117
@MelbaToast7117 2 года назад
The clam juice one gets me every time! "Eh! You know that thing that looks like a snot?!" Lol
@mrmactknife
@mrmactknife 4 года назад
I lost it at the yahtzee cup joke, that was a good one :)
@plucas1
@plucas1 4 года назад
How you can tell a guy has never worked in a bar or restaurant: They think the Men's Restroom has to be worse than the Women's Restroom. HOLY GOD IT IS NOT
@mattmorgan5370
@mattmorgan5370 4 года назад
Probably looks like a murder scene 🤣🤣🤣
@maenad1231
@maenad1231 4 года назад
@Leo Proctor Buckets of blood I swear
@SnarfSnarf1
@SnarfSnarf1 4 года назад
Exactly!! The women's bathroom is WAY worse than the men's. I worked as a janitor for a bit and that was the absolute worst part of the job was the lady's room!
@manicmamc291
@manicmamc291 3 года назад
I worked at a public pool for a while when I was about 14-16. The women’s bathroom was the bane of my existence. So…much…wet toilet paper on the floor, and used tampons… 😖
@melmo5218
@melmo5218 3 года назад
In public toilets in hospitals too. Tissue paper, wet and dry, litter, all over the place. Toilets unflushed.
@JoelRodriguez-224
@JoelRodriguez-224 Месяц назад
One of my favorite Comedians before Super Troopers, "Cake" 2013 and one of the hardest times of my life losing contact of my Three Children 2015 "bars", and introducing Jim to my Soulmate 2019, still laughing til this DAY , LOVE you Jaffghanistan.
@stevenkobb156
@stevenkobb156 4 года назад
These jokes are awesome as usual. Keep it up.
@galahadgarza6905
@galahadgarza6905 4 года назад
I had to give up smoking (doctor's orders). I also gave up drinking (court ordered).
@geraldfrost4710
@geraldfrost4710 3 года назад
I have a friend who taught me the heart-attack diet, the diet you follow if you don't want another heart-attack... "If it tastes good, spit it out. If it tastes like monkey crap, chew it well."
@TeamCat1128
@TeamCat1128 3 года назад
Good for u!
@thomascharles44
@thomascharles44 2 года назад
This isn't the typical compilation video i watch but entertaining none the less
@NinjaSushi2
@NinjaSushi2 4 года назад
Dude. This is hilarious! I've grown up watching you since I was a kid. I'm thirty-three now and still laughing my butt off.
@cleobinx
@cleobinx 3 года назад
Me too
@scazermazz
@scazermazz 4 года назад
Amen on the local beers! Once in a while you get a good one. Most of the time they're awful.
@desertfish1460
@desertfish1460 2 года назад
LOL! I love you Jim Gaffigan! I love your yellow hat in the intro! So cute!❤️
@wayneparke554
@wayneparke554 2 года назад
Thank you for sharing.
@davidevelyn530
@davidevelyn530 4 года назад
Made the mistake of watching him 2 days after hernia surgery. Ouch!
@PeterGreen2015
@PeterGreen2015 4 года назад
what you wrote made me laugh until it hurt - also back from the hospital in pain, meds, ice pack, meditation and prayer and rest, then laughter...I've likely seen all his stuff already but i laugh more than once at his stuff so what you wrote made me laugh at laughing, thanks ever so much
@davidevelyn530
@davidevelyn530 4 года назад
@@PeterGreen2015 Glad I could be a further source of humor. Heal fast. Love your guitar playing BTW.
@staropalis
@staropalis 4 года назад
Laughter is the best medicine Unless you’re treating a hernia
@tbscotty813
@tbscotty813 3 года назад
NOOOOO! I had double hernia surgery when I was 15yo, it seemed like everyone bought me joke books! =D
@robertlangley258
@robertlangley258 4 года назад
Very good bar jokes, funny as hell. But true, that makes it even funnier. Excellent video, great comedian.⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@TheBeercase24
@TheBeercase24 3 года назад
dang Jim your not that old you still got your humor ever since you started doing comedy plus nice job on super troopers
@amygalvin1799
@amygalvin1799 2 года назад
I’ve been binging on your comedy since the Ukraine war, pandemic, global warming ….and you’re just so funny! Never could understand why people need a reason from me when I pass on drinks? 🥴
@billydrumskin777
@billydrumskin777 4 года назад
This is great! Why is there a pine tree in our living room? Love it! Heath Horner rules!! Rock on!!!
@marietanner7538
@marietanner7538 3 года назад
"Hey u seem like a drunk on the go!" 😆
@cdhagen1
@cdhagen1 Год назад
This came to me as a surprise, but my wife and I clean for a local brewery. That would include cleaning the restrooms. Guys, hold your heads high, the women's restroom is far dirtier that the men's room.
@riog8082
@riog8082 2 года назад
Jim is one of the best! Wish he used the woman’s voice more often, very funny 🤣
@jschmidt8996
@jschmidt8996 2 года назад
Just watched a second time. Lol. Your good JG. Clean and hilarious. Keep it up. 🥰🤪
@TheMrwipple
@TheMrwipple 4 года назад
Fun stuff, Jim. Thanks. After watching that, now I'm ready for a fancy beer.
@mystdragon8530
@mystdragon8530 4 года назад
Did this video go from “I don’t drink alcohol” to “I drink the fanciest beer” 🤣😂
@PatrickWagz
@PatrickWagz 4 года назад
And, somewhere in the middle... he was drinking wine out of a Yaht-zee shaker? [I'm not judging... just stating a fact] :-)
@linshanhsiang
@linshanhsiang 2 года назад
And his male relatives call him "Jimmy," Did you catch that,?
@onamission9965
@onamission9965 4 года назад
👍I'm with you Jim, craft ipa all the way! Keep in mind.... breathing these days is worse than drinking.
@buzzygermony2745
@buzzygermony2745 2 года назад
It never fails if I want to laugh I watch one of your videos.
@hrlnmlclm
@hrlnmlclm 4 года назад
Cut off the tree, put it inside. Take all the lights, put them outside. Christmas. 😂
@peteschreiber9517
@peteschreiber9517 4 года назад
You're the best. Thanks Jim.
@espejoautoexistente
@espejoautoexistente 2 года назад
Thank You for being You. I'm SO happy when i watch your videos haha really.
@mikesaler1038
@mikesaler1038 4 года назад
Hi Jim! Loved your humor for years (and your wife's)! But I finally joined you & paid up after a friend forwarded your F-you Karen (Tweet?). A hilarious and supremely fitting use of crass language. Thank you for all the laughs, wisdom, and hope!
@suzanne4504
@suzanne4504 2 года назад
I just love you so much. Thanks for the laughter😆
@julierheault4163
@julierheault4163 4 года назад
Your hits are so cool!,
@williamdavis7247
@williamdavis7247 4 года назад
@@weknow.2304 You seriously need a drink.
@700Ezalb
@700Ezalb 4 года назад
@@weknow.2304 Awesome, still only about 0.0000001% of the shit Trump's done.
@annabishop1769
@annabishop1769 2 года назад
Thank you for your videos
@Exposetheluciferianagenda
@Exposetheluciferianagenda 4 года назад
Jim please more gardening videos 😂
@alaskaheidi2955
@alaskaheidi2955 4 года назад
Somebody at V8 had to be drunk to come up with “Clamato” juice. Bleeeeh!
@Tommy_Mac
@Tommy_Mac 4 года назад
Must have been a Canadian
@uberultrametamega946
@uberultrametamega946 3 года назад
@@Tommy_Mac Clamato juice is great! Caesars are great - you American philistines!
@MsBizzyGurl
@MsBizzyGurl 3 года назад
It's those darned Canadians with their 'Ceasars'.
@geraldfrost4710
@geraldfrost4710 3 года назад
My dad was in the navy; he said "V8 smells like bilge."
@theemilyelizabeth
@theemilyelizabeth 4 года назад
The fake retching noises you made re: no clam juice in a Bloody Mary had me laughing so hard I legit almost peed. Almost. 😂😂😂
@Exposetheluciferianagenda
@Exposetheluciferianagenda 3 года назад
“I got wasted last night and then I went to build some low income housing” 🤣
@williamhanlon8159
@williamhanlon8159 3 года назад
Thanks Jim
@lisalorenzo7451
@lisalorenzo7451 3 года назад
The bathroom jokes are hysterical are my fav.
@anthonyorduno9634
@anthonyorduno9634 Год назад
This guy is a part of our culture everybody knows his voice He's one of the funniest guys you'll ever see his cameos are priceless meow
@karenlaney9829
@karenlaney9829 Год назад
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@melisagilbert4486
@melisagilbert4486 4 года назад
Lol, my daily dose of Jim!
@benevolentmindvirus
@benevolentmindvirus 4 года назад
Jim you are my hero you make me cry for loving Dave Chappelle so much. Thanks for the laughter.
@marshathefishy5721
@marshathefishy5721 4 года назад
Love the laughs👍🏻 You say the things we silently think😂
@feardrinker
@feardrinker 4 года назад
You know you're an alcoholic when you come home sober and your dog attacks you.
@rasui80
@rasui80 4 года назад
this me cry laugh dude what the hell lmao
@lukewitkowski248
@lukewitkowski248 3 года назад
That was good 👍
@TayR0C
@TayR0C 3 года назад
😂😂
@jonfrank9424
@jonfrank9424 2 года назад
Fair enuff mate 🤘🏼😂🍺
@TimBailey859
@TimBailey859 4 года назад
Alcohol and your videos make quarantine more bearable.
@mangot589
@mangot589 3 года назад
That’s so true, when you say you don’t drink, it’s because you have/had a “problem”.
@sonjatheierl1
@sonjatheierl1 4 года назад
Just saw your daughter behind you for your dinner vid yesterday CUTEST SMILE EVER your kids are adorable
@Ann71987
@Ann71987 3 года назад
Cute but.... Yeah you're probably creepy lols
@Str8Flossin
@Str8Flossin 3 года назад
@@Ann71987 😂
@Bradgdude
@Bradgdude 3 года назад
You’re one of the greats! 🙇‍♂️👊🏻
@AlisMarsaili1351
@AlisMarsaili1351 Год назад
I laugh so hard every time I listen to Jim G! I’m in therapy dumping my narcissistic friend. Talk about pain! Instead of feeling my pain to heal I’m watching Jim G! Thanks Jim, I’ll probably never heal because of you! That’s what a narcissist would say!!!
@davidozoswald3835
@davidozoswald3835 4 года назад
Thank you for the laughs
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