I am *not* convinced that cats are domesticated. They don't see us as owners, they see us as staff. Expendable staff. Jordan needs to carefully apologize to Harvey and never repeat the offense.
my dad also HATES the lights on in the car when it's moving, but he even wouldnt let us have it on the setting where the light turn on when you open the door so you can SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING. I think it was something about the battery? but now he's mellowing out a bit and we can have the light on when going in/out and if necessary while driving though you can feel the disapproval in the air.
As a person who has 3 cats all with vastly different personalities, 1 thing is constant with all of them. Don't screw with their food. Don't suddenly change brands, amount, or feed times. Not only are their systems easily thrown off & can possibly cause real health issues. But cats are evil geniuses if unhappy.
My dad didn't let us turn the light on in the car at night because he was concerned about the Klan and didn't want people to see inside. Maybe that's why he told you it was illegal. I still don't turn on my light unless it's necessary. I don't like anyone looking in while I'm driving.
😲 Yet another thing I never would've thought of because I'm a privileged white person!! Jeeeebus. That's terrible, I'm sorry you and your family grew up in a place like that. 🖤
Lmfao at privileged white person. There’s no such thing. In America you make your life what it is or you fail and make excuses and blame others. You’re a privileged American as am I.
Or maybe it was that he didn't want something to make it harder to see what's happening outside, that's at least the reason for why I wasn't allowed to have the light on when it was dark outside.
We enjoy everything you do, sir. You are a true genius slash entertainer slash regular guy asking the dumb questions and finding out shit we should've been told when we were like 5 years old. Thank you for your contribution to humanity.
I always thought turning on the lights in a moving car, was illegal. I was under the impression it was considered a distraction to oncoming traffic🤷♀️🤦♀️
it can be. my friend said (at least in the state we live) that if the light impedes your visibility it's a distraction and therefore illegal but if its on and you can see and drive fine then it's ok
When he said "...Ants are the most dangerous animal in the world."and then he said " Ants have financially harmed more people than sharks ever had" The first thing I thought was "This is why we kill ants and their nest with OIL AND ANT KILLER !"
This man is my life now, I don't even have the restaurants or the animals or any of the food or drinks that he talks about.. I don't even have McDonalds in my country..
Jordan sometimes does fun facts some here are 2 historical fun facts. 1, When the shoot out at the OK Corral happened, Billy the Kid had been dead for about 3 months. 2, the famous voice actor Mako who voiced such characters as Aku in Samurai Jack, and Uncle Iroh in Avatar The Last Airbender, studied at the Pasadena Playhouse. Yes, Pasadena in Los Angeles!
i looked it up, for sourdough bread knock on the bottom of the loaf like a door and if it sounds hollow its properly cooked, if it sounds solid or thuddy then its not done cooking yet. EDIT: i also looked up the glasses, just google pinch on glasses.
Holy shit I can't stop laughing at the cop pulling you over and lights inside the car thing.. lmfao.. Holy shit.. MAINLY because my parents told me the same thing and even though I learned a while ago that it wasn't true, I STILL get nervous to turn the lights on in my car. Even while sitting. That's fucking hilarious.. "NOOO!!"..
I came here just to say that whenever Jordan says he's an adult I always think about him complaining that people say he's old, bro which one is it 😭😭🤣🤣
Hi, I forgot about you!! You never come up in my feed probably will now, I saw you about 6 months ago and thought you were very smart, funny I subscribed right away I'll be watching you now!! Thankyou 😊
as a woman i would just like to say its either the dino nugs or the Halloween nugs because you have to be festive during Halloween but they still are better than the pain boring ones
I never heard the phrase McDonald’s money until well into adulthood. Until RU-vid shorts, actually. I strongly suspect that’s because there was no McDonald’s in our tiny town. When we’d go into New Orleans we’d go to Burger King anyway.
21:08 Actually, old soda cans were shaped like soup cans and you had to use a little tab (with a hole for grip) and peel back the top so you could drink the soda. It's a large conspiracy that it's used for straws but that is actually just an intentional design.
Well fun fact chicken parmesan with Dino nuggies is quite good or if you are in a real struggle meal or snack you would make rice with peanut butter and honey which will last you for days because of the peanut butter will fill you up you can also do it with Nutella
I think that we were all told that it was illegal to turn the lights on when the car was moving we were younger I think maybe it was a lot because we were all told that and somehow still as a grown ass adult with a teenager I still I'm afraid to the lights on in the car when they're moving and when my son puts the lights on in the car while it's moving hurry up shut it off shut it off shut it off lol 😂😂😂
No that is not where the straw goes but if you would like to know I can tell you how to open a can for use with a straw! Without opening the can rotate the cap backwards from how you would normally open it and open it that way, a small hole should open in the very center perfectly sized for a straw
y'know Jordan what the most terrifying type of ant is? some would say bullet ants... funny right? nah its the ones called the Army Ants... they can systematically do what you saw them do to your mango, to a baby if they really wanted to
16:15 One of my coworkers said that if he didn't know how old I was, he would have guessed I was somewhere near 40. I didn't feel too great after that.
Will you make one of the Harvey clips I’m not kidding and I’m sorry 😅 I also legitimately love every one of your vids and have used your advice. One of my favorite content creators ever.
My cat learned to open the pantry door for more treats even if they're on the highest shelf. We had to stop buying treats after my cat gained like 7 pounds.
I love your content, especially your cat. My vet told me to cut back the food for my 90# beast. It's been hell ever since and can't be left home alone. He knocks the kitchen metal garbage can over, eating even rotten crap, spreading things throughout the entire apartment. He has gotten up on the counter to get our Chili's to-go boxes, eating two dinners. He got into a new bag of red vines licorice. We have no real way to lock him out of the kitchen, so it is an ongoing problem.
I've been with the two most recent jobs that I was hired for on the spot for 6.5 and 1.5 years, respectively. Then again, I've never not been hired on the spot. My first job out of the military, looking for sales, and got hired on as an assistant manager right away instead. Bartenders, same, restaurants, same. I hated two of the restaurants (olive garden and a privately owned Asian fusion place owned by a guy accused of secxual assault- I was older and fay, so not the type he'd prey on, but he sucked to work for even before I knew about that stuff). But the hotel I work at is amazing, and I enjoy my coworkers and the money at my most recent rerestaurant.
I always believed turning lights on in a car was illegal, no one ever said no its not and im 61 oh and I used to think it was illegal to drive barefoot too, nope.. and btw love your kitty, my cat only at Sheba you know those twin packs he'd only eat 1 side lol hardly seemed like enough food but he'd leave some of it in his dish too, oh but I gave it to him 3x a day too love my Mr Cookie
4:00 this will be me in 10 years. I love cute things and will forever love cute things and cartoons and will forever love those things and I will hide it from my parents if I have to. If I had a husband who wants dino nuggets my response: Aye let me have some!
11:50 I don't go to McDonald's anymore because for the same price as a quarter pounder meal I could go to A&W and get a way better meal. The Double Mozza Burger Combo and I don't get fries. I am Canadian. I get poutine instead which fries cheese curds and gravy for the same price as that QP and Fries at McDonald's. I have no reason to go to McDonald's ever again while their prices are so high.
