Wow! It took me reading that conversation in text to realize Mordin was being a Smartass and not just reciting random trivia. I miss the subtle humor of Milky Way Mass Effect
"What's the matter Vakarian? You chicken?" "I don't even know what that is, though I've heard everything in the galaxy tastes like it." Gets me every time
when you need a problem shot, ask a turian. when you need a problem talked to death, ask an asari. when you need a new problem, ask a salarian. when you need a problem fixed, ask a human. hehe
Joker: "You won't tell Shepard about this, will you? " Mordin: "Shepard won't find out from me." Joker: "... He's standing right there, isn't he..." Krogan Shaman: "I wish I wasn't."
Zaeed: "Pile the bodies in the street and burn 'em." Grunt: "Anyone else hungry? No?" Zaeed: "Is there any smell that doesn't make you hungry?" Grunt: "I dunno yet." Grunt is easily the best character. Ever.
9:34 gets me everytime. Thane's son gets arrested for attempting to murder the guy shepard just murdered in front of the police, meanwhile Shepard walks out a hero... Spectre status is priceless.
Tali being adorably funny, as always XD how the conversation should have continued Shepard: Well your alive that's the important part Tali: That's not the point I'm making
"What do you suppose the prothean eats? What if it's boiled asari with a side of fried turian? I don't know about Liara but I'm not taking that one for the team." -Garrus
Garrus: "That's unfortunate, hospitals aren't fun to fight through." Shepard: "What is fun to fight through?" Garrus: "Gardens, electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy." Best lines ever.
Man, mass effect was so awesome, this hit me right in the nostalgia, i might replay the whole trilogy again. How could they screw up andromeda so badly omg
"How do you know when a turians' run out of ammo?" "When he switches to the stick u his ass as a back up weapon." I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my entire life. :D
haha, I used to take this name too, my YT account was John Shepherd also but renamed to Shepard because ... well ... I'm commander of the Normandy and master of the universe, deal with it ... I should go now
Thank you for posting this. Completed ME3 months back. Never saw most of this. Or forgot some too maybe. Need to go back and play through from the beginning again.
Wonderful compilation! I've played the series a total of 7 times and a lot of these are still new to me. Best writing in video games IMO. (You left out one of my favourite zingers: Joker and Edi in the club discussing sexuality of teammates) Great work.
6:48 I love that Wrex doesn't even question that Shep is telling the truth. Wrex: "Sometimes I don't know if the Normandy's a warship or a travelling freak show."