BEST MECHANIC EVER | Job Simulator - VIVE 

Mark putting the “good times” tape in the wedding truck was one of the best parts of the video

"if you saw sugar flyin' past you, its actually cocaine. Dont worry about it we threw it in for free"

lmao the "have a good day, go fk yourself" after each customer never gets old 😂😂😂

"I used to play trumpet! I did this in high school!" *doot* "I was first chair!" *doot* "I'm good and talented!" *doot* "I don't regret my life choices!" *doot* "I could've been an engineer!" *doot* "And contributed to society." *doot* "Instead I'm pretending to play a game..." *doot* "In virtual reality." *doot* "And all of my crushing woes..." *doot* "And thoughts keep me awake at night." *doot* "I just think about all the wasted..." *doot* "Potential that went to waste." *doot* "I can't even say words right..." *sad doot*

When he first started using the pink for the sign I thought he was gonna draw a pink moustache, I should've known better

12:50 "I'll do my best". 'dips pink paint' it's obvious what he had in mind haha

"I used to play trumpet in high school!" *Flashes to Unus Annus* That didn't go so good...

“I DON’T KNOW SPORTS I WAS A NERD!”😂😂😂 I choked on my milkshake.

“This is nothing compared to my student loans” oh I felt that.

Mark: A potato, it’s just so last century! Seán: WHAT?!

21:11 as a band kid I can confirm that this moment I'd every band kid to ever exist and there's no denying it

404: Car Not Found Green battery? Okay! *installs nuclear reactor into the car*

I'm watching Mark hold a computer in front of a computer looking at a computer with a computer behind the the computer looking at the computer, on a computer

He said this and i laughed so hard "If you saw sugar fly passed you it was cocain."

Imma start yelling "I love you. Go fuck yourself!" xD

Have some headlights. It's got what plants crave!

the part with the trumpet killed me

"Man, I'm glad you guys took over and gave away all of our freedom to everything else except for us." *Notices Lemon car* "H U H"

Lol as soon as he said "Boink" my phone fell on My face

I laughed WAY too hard at the "I'm gonna piss in your gas tank" part 🤣

How ironic. He crashed after a car with 404.

lol I saw the "really" in the burrito at the end

21:07 i held my laughs together until now, but when he played the trumpet, i could not handle it any more, i just let it all out.... 😁😁😆😆

I love how he just casually stuck a banana in that taxis exost pipe

I'm literally alternating between jack and mark when it comes to these job simulator games

"If you saw sugar flying past you, it was actually cocaine"

RIP-Markiplier 2011-2016 "He could've been an engineer ..........."

He's so needlessly aggressive I love it

I love how the motion tracking on the hand mimics Mark's gestures, so we get a first person view of being Mark xD

I love how in this specific one, I feel like he kinda loses his shit... I mean, grunting?

21:17 "I don't regret my life choices! I could have been an Engineer!" XD

When Mark said "Kobe", I felt that.

when it said headlight fluid I instantly thought of Gavin from Rooster Teeth

I keep forgetting that Mark has legs! lol I have to stop doing that!

I cast magic missile into the darkness!

I remember first watching this when I was younger and thinking that mark drew a fancy round T on the paint board. I have since realized what he actually drew.

21:22 oh look. summing up my life with the Trumpet.

Markiplier said he could have contributed to society by being an engineer, but he does way more by helping depressed people and doing charities. He puts a smile on my face. I know this is an older video, but I just wanted this to be here as a note of proof of how I feel about Mark. I was very depressed. I still am a very gloomy and sad person, but I was in a dark place. I had suicidal thoughts and even tried once. Fun fact: Human beings cannot drown themselves without any type of weight. Their brain will eventually force them about the water if they don't have something forcibly holding them down. Anyways, I tried and I'm so glad that my brain works that way. I still don't like my life, but I'm in the process of making it better. Mark puts a smile on my face with ever video. His crying makes me cry every time and it honestly helps me a lot. My tears make me smile and bring me to peace. So yea, I don't care if Mark never sees this, because it's most likely that he never will, but thank you. Sincerely, A 13 year-old skrub

Mark are you...doing alright? ...Ya need a hug, buddy?

The entertainment value of this video is so damned high, this is definitely a favorite.

He said "I could have been an engineer. I could have contributed to society." I was like Mark senpai... you already do

Did anyone else get dizzy from watching this? Now I know Mark shakes his head a lot x.x

"Uh I'm gonna give you a uh gas guzzling son of a beatch" I loved that xD I crack up every time

the one where they said that the dude took his dads car out was referencing Ferris Bueller's Day Off. :D

Mark's sarcasm and sassiness are what make this series so great!

....Headlight fluid? Donut is that you?

"Its looking very- CaR"

Mark, this is a personal note cause I'm going through some rough times. Watching your videos really helps put a smile on my face. You are truly a therapist with entertainment

I have this feelings that Mark never liked Job Simulator.

"Headlight Fluid" - Gavin Free '12

The engine is very heavy and really weighs the vehicle down, that should be the first thing to go.

The humor in this was non stop and fast paced. I loved it.

“EAT...A...GIANTT......BILL!” Me:😱😂😂😂

"as far as I know it's doing the same thing over and over again then exploiting people for money that you don't really diserve" as a auto tech student this is sadly true about the industry but has me crying 😂😂😂😂😂

Seeing people saying Mark isn't the same anymore and that he should go back to horror games is kinda upsetting to me... 7-7 I want Mark to play want he wants. We can suggest him games but don't go saying,"OHHHH MARKS NOR COOL ANYMORE CAUSE HES NOT PLAYING GAMES WE CHOOSE!". I don't see people spamming Undertale much anymore and that's good cause like... Erreeeeee it's not cool to like say OH YOU DIDNT CONTINUE THIS BLUH BLUH BLUH! 7-7 leave him alone and let him have fun ;-; really I thought kinda better of most of you. Most of you are douches and most is kinda and let him do what he wants.

"What kind of fluid you want? I got oil but I also have sriracha." Yeah, those two are comparable.

I will paint it yellow the color of your belly! 😂

Plays the trumpet about life

Sounds like someone's salty about getting bad service at a mechanic's.

How bout you eat a giant bill~

HEADLIGHT FLUID!!

"Kobe!" Mark said that. Whoever is in 2020 and watching this video. You feel my pain.

I get the lemon joke :-]

I'd like to see him play trumpet.

22:34 had me laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe XD

“Kobe”😭

Did anyone notice that inside the burrito it said really

“Well it turns out, the headlight fluid container spilled on his seat” - Gavin Free 20XX

As a career mechanic, +Markiplier 's play of this simulation is 100% spot on. Especially the part "omg shut up and stop talking I don't EVEN want to deal with you" and "if I ever have to see you again I'm going to throw myself into w/e that is". Welcome my world, Mark.

26:19, From Gorme Chief, That Robot Proposed to a female Robot. And that robot looks just like the one in the Gorme Chief Job. Coincidence????? I think not, now they're married. :D :D Good for them. :)

Why does it sound like Mark is not amused with these VR games anymore?

'Headlight fluid'! Oh man... Was that maybe a small Gavin Free/Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter reference from the game developers?

18:13 Ferris Beuller reference

"I cast Magic missile.." Was that a D&D reference? XD

Maybe if people didn't tell him what games he should play then maybe he wouldn't be so uninterested in playing them, maybe we should let him play what he wants?? just a thought :/ like subnautica and Yandere simulator are pretty cool games but everyone is just being to forceful, and yeah maybe the fnaf games seem interesting but c'mon guys, just stop

3:22 I have personally witnessed someone who was so drunk they almost did just that. Thankfully he wasn’t driving.

18:25 "I remember those same clothes being on a girl in the last video, so what did you do to her?" Well Mark, judging by the fact that theres a tape called "Good times" in the trunk, im gonna assume thats the friend he ment up with. He probably "rewired her hardrive"

mark you have already did something for soceity you have millions of fans you have more recognition when you stayed a youtuber you have helped many with depression and make millions happy

Mark gets so salty when playing these. It's so beautiful XD

Did the car at 19:00 remind anyone of the movie Ferris Bueller's day off?

13:08: I was going to write "Definitely a T". Then he added details.

21:12 - 21:48 This has been the Trumpet Blues with Mark Fischbach

I just realized it said "Really?" when he bit into the burrito at the end

I still can't believe mark isn't married or doesn't have a girlfriend

13:00 he was so proud of himself I couldn’t stop laughing

I know I'm late, but Mark genuinely worries me sometimes. I hope he doesn't actually regret his life choices, and I hope he doesn't actually lay awake at night thinking of 'wasted potential'. He's already contributing to society in a beautiful way: making a positive difference in the lives of both those who are troubled/less fortunate and his fans/supporters in general. (Excuse me for taking a joke seriously but that was honestly kinda sad to hear)

Hello person scrolling through the comments!

The Red Thunderbird Car really reminded me of Ferris Bueller..... Is that what it was?? I think it was.....

Bot:can I get a yellow fuel please? Mark:Sure ! 3:36

You help people Mark. I doubt you would have gotten as much support in your charity live streams as an engineer. Think of the people you helped there trumpeter.

Ima piss In the gas tank zips pants ahhhhhhh

Mark is so freaking awesome ❤️

aaaggghhhhhhh im gotta ask my boss dont worry about this xD

am i the only one that got the mileage counter reference?

i died when he pissed in the tank

I thought Mark drew a "T". I was wrong. WHY MARK?!?!?!?!

don't say that stuff mark WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH

why does the burrito say "really?" @ 28:42?

When mark said “Kobe!”😭

13:41, LOL!!!!!!!!!! XD XD