Am I the only one who started busting laughing when the kid reacted to Blazikens shot? "BLAZIKEN!!!!!!! BLAZIKEN!!!!!!!! BLAZIKEN!!!!!! OMG!!!!! BLAZIKEN!!!!!"
+unicorn blood here is a story i found I'm sure the OT has plenty to share, so let's hear them.... An ex-g/f and I were going at it pretty hardcore several years ago. The lights were off, and in my old apt it got really dark (you literally could not see your hand in front of your face). It was a hot, humid summer night and we were both slipping and sliding everywhere. We had been at it for quite a while, so sweat, bodily fluids, and overall wetness was abound. At the moment we were just in regular missionary style, with my face pressed right up against hers. After a little while like that, my nose started to run a bit, but I didn't think much of it. We were at it hard & heavy, caught up in the moment before I noticed something was off. I first smelled something weird, like female period or something, but didn't pay any mind. Then I thought I tasted something funny, but wasn't really sure cause of the state we were in. A moment later I knew something was off so I abruptly jumped up quickly and cut on the light. As soon as the lights turned on, I heard a sharp scream and turned around. Holy hell, I almost threw-up when I looked at my bed......it looked like a murder scene, blood everywhere. She immediately ran into the bathroom screaming the whole way and then it hit me what had happened. We were going at it so intensely I had apparently gotten a nosebleed and bled all over her and my bed. The sheets were ruined, my mattress was stained, and my g/f was freaked the frick out. If she would've done that to me, I probably would've punched a ho. Anyways, tl dr, csb, etc. Let's hear some good ones....don't be scurred.
