BEST OF CHILDHOOD STORIES 

The story of Chris as a 9 year old sending the few pounds to get the cloud strife Keychain and they actually sending it to him, that makes me smile and go "aww" every time

the story of little irish chris writing a letter to buy a final fantasy key chain is adorable LOL

Love that the video starts immediately with "I got in trouble because I hosed my kitchen"

I love the story of Chris sending money through the mail for the final fantasy key chain. It’s such a sweet thing for the company to do

Zach as a Harlequin baby emits an unsettling, yet familiar aura...

I'm convinced Zach was just born a nose, and gradually grew arms and legs over time.

Ding Dong talking about his school experiences really puts his very dry and jaded mannerisms into perspective. I'm imagining a thousand yard stare with every joke or quip or bit he makes/contributes to.

The "9 year old Chris gets a Cloud Strife Key-chain" makes me oddly happy for him. Hope the Cloud Strife Key-Chain knocks at the OneyPlays HQ so he can guest star.

Zach and Lyle breaking it to Chris that Lapland isn't where Santa lives will never not be funny

17:07 you can hear the relief in Tomar's voice when he heard that, he was legit worried Adam got bad touched or something

All of DingDong's school stories are just pure, raw and unfiltered American public school

My favorite thing about Adam’s Alienware story is that he blames the computer for him dropping it down the stairs, starting the story with “Alienware computers suck”

I always love seeing the custom Chris-and-Zach drawings for the best-of thumbnails

The "hosed my kitchen" story makes me think of the time when I was like 7-9 and did the same thing but with sugar and black sugar ants got everywhere

I will never not smile in glee at "daddy wouldn't by me a super split"

I like that Chris is Irish, and yet needs to put on an Irish accent.

I loved Zach since he was a little homunculus.

"I got in trouble as a kid because I hosed down my kitchen" said in that glorious slurred speech made me holler in absolute ecstacy

Chris's childhood and zach's childhood stories just made everything make a whole lot more sense holy shit haha

From the classic keychain story to dumping gallons of water on people and fucking pillows in the same room as your friend

One of my favorite Oney videos for years now is him trying to get more attention than his sister when they were little babby kids. He's only like 4 in the video but she's rambling about "the aester boony" and he pops up from the behind the couch like a goblin gnome elf and emits this energy that makes you go "Holy shit it's him. He has arrived. May god help us." RIP Innocence

32:46 - in case anyone actually cares, Chris's and Naill's ketchup fermented Recently had the same happen to me, though the explosion happened just as I opened the bottle, and got it spraying all over myself. Essentially if you store bottled ketchup at too warm a temperature, the sugars in it can ferment into a gross, ketchupy alcohol. This causes gas to build up, and if left long enough (and it's one of those plastic clip top bottles), it'll blow the top open and "explode".

1:40:15 the duck thing is real. My mother (born in the 80s) used to always call the koopas ducks and she still does.

listening this in the background while working is the funniest shit ever

Everybody talking about Chris's story about how he sent some coins to a company and they answered but no one is talking about the God of War's composer being the nicest person on earth, that was so cool

The "I hosed down my kitchen" one is one of my all time favorites. "Don't judge her, but she hit me for that one." Lmao!!

Me while the intros playing: "I hope Adam's story about hosing his kitchen down gets included"

It brings a big green smile to my face to hear the boys talk about the memories implanted in them as test tube babies.

Ding Dong's high-school probably could have gotten in MASSIVE legal trouble if the students had contacted the police

Chris’s stories are so heartwarming n warm they really make you feel like you’ve known him for years. 1:56:40 lowers my blood pressure

The Oogie Boogie/Ape story is one of the best stories they've ever told.

In my sophmore or junior year of high school, I once called a kid "cue ball" and everybody including my crush gave me the nastiest look and the cold shoulder for a week. Come to find out, the kid was stage 4 terminal and was going through his final rounds of chemo. The kid died that summer.

I love these stories because chris makes ireland look like it's some kind of land full of psychos and crazy characters like a Fallout location or the Borderlands universe

I felt that "don't judge her but she hit me"

one girl in my class was mildly mentally disabled and ate glue sticks and everyone knew about it but they never stopped giving her glue sticks for some reason

"Did I ever tell you about how Alienware computers suck" "No why?" "I dropped it down the stairs"

1:42:17 When I was in 3rd grade, before we took our turn rehearsing for the upcoming Christmas pageant I think, my friend told me about a tip he got from his dad for when you can't remember lyrics, which was to say the word "donut" over and over to the time of the music. He ended up getting in trouble for that, and I can remember watching him sing on the stage with other kids from near the first row of pews in front of the stage. I think what happened was they made him sing with the class under us. I have absolutely no idea what songs we would've been singing, so it wouldn't surprise me if it was original stuff for the play. One year for the Christmas play I was Mickey Mouse. I danced onto the stage, said one line, then danced back off.

In Europe, Santa comes from Lapland, Finland. The idea that he comes from the North Pole is an American thing.

i once typed the f word on a school powerpoint

Adam's stories were incredible

The nail in the eye story always gets my brain going. She must’ve thought that Chris threw a fingernail in her eye.

the one about Adam fucking pillows with his friend is incredible

Damn, 4 “best of” videos in 1 day? Including a new gaslighting one? You’ve been on a roll, oneyplays.

Love how they completely don't pay attention at all to pivotal scenes in games like Sora's sacrifice in KH 1. Except: "Sora's dead btw" Chris: keeps telling his story. XD Also: The Naruto pillow girl story is hysterical and Chris's teacher that sounds like Mr. Bean talking to his food which I am now visualizing as I type this.

Chris became a Brooklyn Gorilla like 5 years ago, truly he always was a child

the lapland story is so funny like their genuine confusion gets to me every time

Im listening to this at work and it took every muscle in my face not to laugh at the fucking pillows story 🤣

Ding Dongs school story with that computer staff deleting his work and calling him to the principals office after telling the dude to stop is infuriating

It's heartbreaking that smurf face jeff wasn't included

The dislikes are all the people he dropped water on

chris’s irish little chris voice lives in my head permanently

I assume Adam used the kitchen sink hose to spray down his kitchen, for a second I took him as the type of kid to see a fly in his house and drag a garden hose inside to retaliate. It's funnier to think he did.

28:00 this happened to me too. my freshman year of high school, I was the quiet kid. Most freshman tried to be funny or fit in but I just kept to myself and I became the favorite simply because I wasn't annoying the seniors.

My explanation to Chris’s beer can story is that when you pour out a can of beer there is always alot of residue left on the inside of the can So when they refilled it with water it probably just mixed with the water 🤷‍♂️

Chris's accent comes back when he tells stories from Ireland

In first grade my teacher came to my aunt's funeral and gave me a book "Goodnight Sun" 💜💐 it made a huge impact on me as a kid at a time when i didn't think that i would ever feel happiness again.

i cant wait for BEST OF INHALING/EXHALING

Remembering teachers is so real, and depressing. They talked to us, joked and had pizza days. Most are just there, like they lost the spirit of teaching the younger generations.

Ding Dong's school stories make me sad. Like, every one he has is fucked up and horrible.

44:25 Ding Dong with the Kill Bill reference gets me every time

10:00 You couldn't waterboard this out of me

Some day you will make your last childhood memory without knowing

God. Their stories at the end remind me of when I was in middle school on my grandpas laptop one time, and watching this video of topless girls playing the wii- and all of a sudden it fucking freezes on screen as my grandpa walks in and says “I need to borrow the computer, it’s important!” Because my aunt, uncle and cousins were somewhere in Europe, I think either Italy or Belgium, and their next flight got cancelled or something, so they were kind of stranded- but THE FUCKING COMPUTER WAS FROZEN ON FULLSCREEN, ON A STILL OF A GIRLS KNOCKERS, so I just panicked after frantically trying to exit out of fullscreen mode and closed the laptop when that didn’t work, and said “I’m sorry it’s not working right now!” And he kind of just stormed off out of the room. I felt so fucking guilty after that too, like “shit… my aunt and uncle are stranded in another country and it’s all my fault” Ah. Internet porn has a dastardly effect on the hormone addled mind

2:39 Chris as a kid refusing to use the internet bc he can’t buy FF7 toys is so great 😂😂😂

Oney Babies:The Show Just the gang as babies saying “Mama”and eating Mashed Potatoes all day

Genuinely Cory's story about his dad putting on the faces of evil made me really sad to hear

Exploding ketchup does make sense, if it was in the cupboard, and a little old and starting to "mature", gas will start to build up. If the cap wasn't very secure, the gas could feasibly build up to the point where it manages to pop the cap off and spray some out the top. Especially with changes in temperature. At a cooler temperature the gas pressure might be fine, but if it warms up then it will expand and overfill the bottle.

36:27 my favorite clip

"Me and my sister, we were just fucking around, well, its weird to think of her as my sister no-" Hold up... Let him cook.

I love the way Adam tells stories 😂

I recently read that many young adults coming out of school have complained about their lack of education with computers and software in general. We never had any kind of mandatory computer classes when I was in school, they were all completely optional and very few students took advantage of them. As a result though that meant we got more one on one time with our computer teacher.

It’s kinda nice hearing that doing stupid roleplays of your favorite things isn’t just some new cringey stuff kids do now or when I was younger but just kinda always happened

Adam sounds like Chris stoned

Hearing that I wasn't the only one getting in trouble for not doing anything wrong is my form of therapy.

chris drinking beer was probably he could taste the suds

When Jeff is about to tell the story of what he did to that 4th grade girl, I just imagine him behind her winding up a shovel and then puts it down when he says “Nevermind, I don’t want to tell the story.”

It's crazy when you realize they're all cyborgs, except for their bloodthirsty creator Tomar and Zach, his little goblin henchman.

1:27:00 there was an intense hunt on to find out who drew the enormous dripping dangus on the english teacher's computer that was so offensive it apparently made some girl cry. it was one hundo percent my best friend who was egged on by me and our other two best buds. but the first thing the teacher said after broaching the topic was "By looking at the time stamps, I've narrowed it down to someone in third period" (we were her second period class). as far as I know, she took that unsolved mystery to the grave

I love how they added the monkey costume story into the childhood stories 😂

45:19 i love how chris is still CONVINCED it was beer

corys romhack story makes me sick to my tummy

Hilarity ensues

No, Chris, YOU go through a phase where you rteally like ROM hacks :P

Probably the best of the “best ofs”. I laughed so hard all the way through 😂

The second I saw the world childhood I knew adam would be starting out the compilation

This year I did an oogie boogie costume and I had the exact problem with the hood looking like a certain group's outfit

The story of the Cloud Strife keychain is adorable.

28:33 The perfect timing of the brain shelves in mgr and chris talking about going to Irish catholic school lol

I still can’t believe Adam sprayed down the fucking kitchen.

*don’t judge her but she hit me for that one*

I think Chris' story about his parents giving him beer by accident was them actually giving them water 😂 as a kid, al your senses are much stronger, so maybe the beer residue was enough for toddler Chris to believe he was getting wasted xD

48:40 Yup it's here right outside of Rovaniemi, I've been there a few times and taken photos of and with the official Santa Claus of the village. Lapland is an area in Finland as well!

>they gave me a full can of beer haha funnie >it was fosters CHILD ABUSE.

Nobody talking about the thumbnail having the blocks say *funnee!*

"Adam told me this story.....tell em, tell em the story how you told me, Ben."

i can't eat while i watch these cause ill choke laughing

The thumbnail makes me wanna have chris as a character in binding of issac Edit: hearing all these stories id love to see chrises dad react to him telling these stories and laugh about it😭😂

My dad did the exact same thing Chris' dad did. He went in and asked what the best game was for a Playstation right now and the guy said FF7, so he bought it for me. He didn't play it though, but I didn't appreciate the game until I was a bit older, I admit.

I've been looking for the story at 4:55 for fucking AGES thank u

Can’t believe Cory is the creator of Super Crappy World