BEST OF CORY - Oney Plays 

so the joker?

@@NEWFIExGAMING goker

@@megaultradamn Melvin, brother of the joker

@@NEWFIExGAMING The foker

@@dominic2009 Corey's a smoker?

i mean...

Dipped in tar

boiling milk

thank you stinko brown

yea but he says it like "fawnta awrange"

Holy shit

That’s so good lmao

I would be surprised if he wasn't bullet-proof

He's "water-people" healthy.

Don't monkey paws usual screw up wishes? I feel like this wish was on point.

The best part of this is that it implies that, upon dying and going to heaven, he thinks he's in a court case giving a statement to a judge like some kind of christian Ace Attorney game

@@goose6360 That quote isn't from this video. It's from one of the Slender: The Arrival episodes. I just remembered it all of a sudden because of something Cory said in this video and posted it here.

*Give me a bro fist*

That’s a Zach quote wtf

Zach was Bella Janke all along.

Watched that on a long car ride, definitely in my top 3

I'm so glad someone thinks that too, they're fucking hilarious together and only have like 3 series, it sucks

I think cory jeff and chris is an underrated one as well

They’re my faves for sure. I hope they can get together again at some point

I think every combination of host on Oneyplays just works tbh, everyone is really funny

Except when he predicted steve and sephiroph in smash. Hes a savant i swear.

idk why, people like that instinctively irk me, i really wish i could find enjoyment out of it like so many others do

@@MrBigNicholas I get the impression some people just only know how to talk that way - even if rationally they're aware that they're capable of being wrong. It's something you just have to get used to - at a certain point you can kinda "translate" it, which Chris does a lot. I've also noticed that if someone talks that way, they'll usually mention that's how their parents would talk too. I imagine it's just sort of what they learned.

@@IronicHavoc fair enough, I guess I always knew it was more of a me problem

All of Cory's statements will become true one day

and all his perks in humor lol

Lucky Ted strikes again!

@@Phenomatron he is just luckily humorous.

Don’t forget endurance, he breathed the same air as the water people and came forth from his dad’s muscular loins. Only minor to moderate dain bramage

@@bahskintimulholde6191 That what happuns!

No he has many folds, many connections in his brain but they are small and silly and wrong. His brain looks like a thumb print

I dont know what this is supposed to mean, but I agree with it %120

@@jamesbg314 thats fucking hilarious thank you

Ummmmmmm that is scientifically impossible. (Sorry not sorry)

I can see it

When did he say that

@@Hyperfoxeye In this video

@@Hyperfoxeye Slightly Artistic: Super Mario

Naturally, it’s a disaster

I wonder if he was trying to say national

That would explain a lot

Most normal Cory lore

Cory is literally describing Heaven's Gate.

50% might be a little generous, probably closer to 20% or less

@@mitchellclendening7682 try 1%

@@shakadiddy3938 ah, let's give Cory some credit, he's said some profound stuff sometimes, like... uh... ok maybe you have a point

lmao love these op but also stupidly flawed versions of cory

@@shakadiddy3938 1% accuracy of all knowledge is still pretty damn high

There's a reason Jeff keeps him around

He makes Chris laugh the most out of anybody

@@cyrowastaken3008 sort of a jester/lord dynamic. It rocks

@@KitKat_293 'I've taken an interest in this mule piss coffee'

When's the last time you CUT YOUR NAILS???

Poor Coreye :(

I like the implication that he only did lewd art because he simply didn’t know how to draw clothing

What's the run button?

an oneyplays classic right there.

Where's this one at?

You know anyone who can leave Zach at a loss for words is a being of unfathomable power.

“Benign tuners”

“Jimmy Amadeus Hulperman”

"Ben drowned tower"

Something something “water people”

@@bro4539 Matt Watson? From SuperMega? Where’s Ryan?

I feel the same way at times. Am I autistic? Lol

@@bro4539 look up "alex jones star wars" he actually explains it in a way that makes it interesting

Cory is never right, wtf are you talking about?

@@demiliomason1565 he was right about the water people.

mother birthing hemps?

Your based comment fits your name

*wife bearing hips

One shot Grandma

Based pfp

he's too busy working on nightmare cops for 342 years

He's also on other side of country

he's also working on his music band

Same here, he's got chemistry with so many guys

i was thinking he wouldve been perfect for the channel awesome slightly artistic

Or as Chris once said "It's like someone dipped your brain in Orange Fanta, and let it sizzle around for 3 minutes"

That is why its 4 hours long

His brain is a rubix cube of porn, tragedies, and early internet references

"Dismantled "

The shuffle mechanism is defensive in that it prevents mine reading and prediction

Good h-game btw

What else would you expect from someone who refused gnomes kissing?

What else would you expect from the mind behind _"Leviosaaaaaaaaanh~~!"_

5:58

i fell asleep with this compilation on and when i woke up i couldn’t see the color yellow

@@stephenmadalo2694 How could you tell if you couldn’t see it?

@@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 well now my condition has worsened and now i can’t see at all

@@stephenmadalo2694 A small price to pay for salvation.

he was just quoting Jeff lol

He does look like a thumb person who got surgery to get a face

@@xenokingdom3630 that makes it better. He's like a child, just repeating what his abusive dad said.

i kinda admire how brazen he is, lol. he's a freak but he's a self-aware and funny freak, it's refreshing

I'm still trying to decipher this one

My guess is "faults and shortcomings"

Watch lyle falls and thank me later

Sounds like Chris took a drink and is trying not to spit it out

This clip needs its own standalone video, it’s so fucking perfect

Ok, I'm kinda worried now, but whatever I guess

I'm also autistic but I didn't account that for my being able to relate to Corey and his dumb shit I just thought it was from all my years of early 2000s internet brain rot

@@alyssamcfarland4747 Probably a mix of both brotha

You know what? You're absolutely right homie. 👌

Same man

That is the perfect comparison.

just saw you in Ame's chat, hi bud

You mean the secret genius?

I’ve been saying this all along

His skull came off

Now all that's left is Ding Dong

This but minus genius

@@84everfan90 I don’t think Julian has any sort of compilation on here either

@@SmoothTurtle840 as good as he is, he can't top Ding Dong, cory, or Zach. It's the same reason tomar doesn't have a comp.

@@84everfan90 Tomar has comps, but it’s basically Zach exposing his crimes against humanity.

They even predicted Sephiroth right afterwards which is fucking insane

He also predicted the fortnite guy and that's highly likely to happen now. Could be a mii gunner (same with master chef) but it's scary how he predicted both lmao

OKAY IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE KINDA CAUGHT THAT TOO

Too bad Dave has to kill himself now T_T 4:07:10

Timestamp?

Bezt

This is the most accurate description of cory ive ever seen

I read that as “Epstein” and I was perfectly ok with it

nah Cory would never steal his wife's work and claim it for his own. mostly because he's never gonna have a wife but that's besides the point.

@@Dark0neone 😂

I seriously thought it said Epstein

10:37

45:55 "dirty joe, or angry joe"

Goku*

3:12:15

“My brain doesn't work as fast as my mind thinks”

Like 3/4 of it is compiled of the internet and cartoons

So they all kill the most unlikable one of them to convey a theme? Yeah, that works

this is the greatest comment i have read in a long time

Reminds me of his skating on thin ISIS joke

He's IS a Water Person and he just doesn't know it. He drank the water long ago.

Only 4? You’ll LOVE SleepyCabin. Endless Cory

@@stereoscream6222 That's true lol. "CORY, SHUT UP!!" - Stamper

Cory has 24 hours of Cory everyday

And I envy him

@@MorfsPrower you must be a sadist then, huh?

Please clap.

love ya too xoxox

cory promotions

@@coolanice bless your soul❤

I thought it was that one screenshot of sonic hovering around a ring

It was Jeff.

I agree on a side note Lyle should have a compilation to

@@lancenoble2451 i agree lyle is insanely underrated

I’d rather just have another Zach comp, not that I dislike any other guys on the channel, I just fucking love Zach lol

@@DannyCheezits idk why people shit on him so much all I ever see is people say he just interrupts jokes to make bad ones but he is hella witty like 99% of the time

@BoulderBro999 why? bro I know I feel like those monologues take as long to write as the episodes

Explain the difference in those words

@@joesantana180 “She got some mother-birthing hips” is very precise, but not very accurate. “She’s got some kind of hips” is accurate, but not very precise. Cory is very confident and specific about things which don’t actually exist.

Yo idk that what’s that from

There's no mention of Cory telling the editor to put in AVGN saying "ASS" after every one of Dave's savescums, either. :(

@@gishigoshi I'm pretty sure it was in the Sonic 2 playthrough

If Cory's brain ever had all 6 sides matched another big bang would happen. That minecraft predictions is at most 5 sides😂

​@@TheMrrccavaHang about, is it even possible to get 5 sides at a time?

Wholesome and I'm here for it.

Since when is he bad at let's plays? This video is hilarious.

@@HOTD108_ I don't think they meant he is bad at them -- I'm just pretty sure that they meant that he just found his calling elsewhere and not being a full time lets player. Cory is fucking hilarious.

@@GirlPlus That's where I was trying to come from, yeah. I remember a few times on Cory's twitter he mentioned (paraphrasing here) that he wasn't interested in becoming a Let's Player full on, but didn't mind making guest appearances on his friends' channels. I probably could have clarified that better, my bad!

@Andre no, he has a heart of gold, but his brain is full of fanta orange

​@@mitchellclendening7682 ruined it

@@Yurinarytracked Saved it.

Pretty sure it's just a coincidence and nobodys listening to you still.

You might be green and retired by now

Thank you Draculaura

I wrote an opinion piece about it actually.

I wrote to congress about it.

Freak

I've never had this happen personally but somehow this sounds very much like something that could happen.

I’ve had my back pop before but never that

Explaining the joke is totally the best part of the joke.

As a former Missourian, this statement is completely true.

Happy cake day gentlemin

Happy Happy birthday mr wall man

He's the world's greatest tit-physics animator.

Not after you hear what heinous sex crime Tomar just commited...

sometimes when i draw cory it looks like kururu

And it's a special Autocorrect that occasionally offers random, incorrect portmanteau's.

He so casually admits to sodomizing himself lmao

I think about this on a daily basis

“I used a trash bag as a condom”

I used a trash bag as a condom

“I used a trash bag as a condom” he’s like if an alien tried to guess how a human acted

Mf's really think Chris fakes his enjoyment with his other friends smh

I think we all have a laugh specifically for Cory.

I think cory and chris are the most aligned in what they watch for fun so they get along the best

He's Rory. Instead of talking about his dead sister, he talks about "motherbearing" hips.

It’s actually supposed to be like that one Jeb Bush pose

Dude, that's clearly the Jeb Bush alpha stance

@@nessthecat1 I forgot that Cory actually have a sister.

@@adboiproduction8367 Yeah man. They looked at gay cowboys together.

No fuckkng way lol!

a constant integer overflow

people *REALLY* need to listen to sleepycast. they don't know that Chris saw a rat get turned into a wine tsunami in front of him

You have links to that? I'd like to hear it

@@Vexatedcanicus yeah link plz

The band is called “the third-rates” and I think Corey sings on the song “best of me”

@@pumpyclumpy7564 He sings on all the songs, it's just that his friend Dillon also does a good amount of the singing so in some songs Cory only does background vocals

@@pumpyclumpy7564 yo wth these are recent! Wow I didn't even know. Thanks

Zach is the Joker and Cory's the Riddler, except all of his clues make no goddamn sense

@@DaveZilla02 Just like the riddler!

If Cory took the Joaquin Phoenix role of Joker... Jesus fucking Christ that would be my favorite movie in history; seeing him laughing at his own "severe otts", perform stand-up with all his nothing-humor, dance on the stairs, go to the show at the end and they still go "you can't joke about that, that's not funny".

Come to think of it, the end can just be an episode of SleepyCast with Jeff/Zach/Chris all going "That's literally nothing, Cory!"

@@DaveZilla02 you mean "the Quizler"

Hey you’re the guy from the Mega64 podcast

lmaoo robert ur a real one

Eyy it's the fuckin man 👍

Are you the jack all day guy

And/or mother-birthing hips.

I want more Jeff so bad. Cory is on every so often. Dave has been on like twice or something right? But I want Niall so we can have crazy Irishing.

@@PinkBunnyCorporation I think the hardest part is everyone is all over the place

@@Faramik2000 Yeah, I'm fairly sure cory and jeff both still live in Philly, Which is unfortunate but it just makes when they show up even better!

They have to break up Lyle/Tomar, literally the worst host combination they've ever had. Toss Lyle and replace with Cory.

Jeff would love to return but he's got too much Angry Joe to watch.

Pretty sure 15 charisma is a little too high

@@demiliomason1565 You're just jealous.

What an ally

congrats on not dying yet. you did it!

Happy birthday bro

Thanks everybody. Not everyone makes it to 33. 34? I don't remember.