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@DanielG1095
@DanielG1095 4 года назад
The way payne screams when telling the story was hilarious lol
@Danovio
@Danovio Год назад
Bro the entire scene is perfect, you can see that he literally got war flashback!
@productions-fx4vj
@productions-fx4vj Год назад
I was fucking dying dude but sadly thats ptsd in pure form
@jeromethiel4323
@jeromethiel4323 Год назад
The whole movie was funny as hell. This is one of those sleepers that wasn't popular, but should be. My favorite line is "if he still in there, he aint happy." Best way to cure the monster under the bed.
@qayyumchariff4357
@qayyumchariff4357 7 месяцев назад
I absolutely absolutely love that scene 😂
@Blood_Red_2607
@Blood_Red_2607 5 лет назад
"Blood and guts and spit and ass was everywhere. And bubba come crawling out the back door"
@patrickwallace6972
@patrickwallace6972 4 года назад
"Lula Mae's baby boy"
@albavela
@albavela 4 года назад
@@patrickwallace6972 Amomno Amom
@pete_nana
@pete_nana 4 года назад
I had to play it back because I didn’t remember “ass” being one of them!
@Celcil49286
@Celcil49286 8 месяцев назад
@@pete_nanamy friend and I would rewind it just for that part and we’d laugh for hours lol 😂
@wolftimes1077
@wolftimes1077 5 лет назад
"Fi Fie Fo Fum What bean stock did you come from?" One of the best lines ever XD
@jcbentleyalley154
@jcbentleyalley154 4 года назад
I just about to say that same thing of any movie 😂😂
@wolftimes1077
@wolftimes1077 4 года назад
Jordan Washington 😂😂
@Shlurpy448
@Shlurpy448 4 года назад
I think he “fall” not come
@kilmentvoroshilov2827
@kilmentvoroshilov2827 4 года назад
@@Shlurpy448 Look at the captions, Very Useful!
@Shlurpy448
@Shlurpy448 4 года назад
@@kilmentvoroshilov2827, that's auto-generated
@wtaleteller5345
@wtaleteller5345 4 года назад
"Sliiiiiiippery he say, you think charlie care anything about slippry?" LMFAO.
@excaliburknives3572
@excaliburknives3572 3 года назад
Only thing he knows is to slip your throat.
@Loccsmith1686
@Loccsmith1686 2 года назад
LMAO
@ClassyDeerBoi
@ClassyDeerBoi 4 года назад
Remember kid's. If Major Payne does that laugh- New Objective - Run.
@silvesby
@silvesby 4 года назад
Current Objective: *Survive*
@robotnikcentric64
@robotnikcentric64 4 года назад
LMAO
@keithmoore2101
@keithmoore2101 3 года назад
@@silvesby ur
@themaker7720
@themaker7720 3 года назад
Hehehe
@curtiswilkes1244
@curtiswilkes1244 2 года назад
@@themaker7720 hohoho
@jasonbrewer354
@jasonbrewer354 4 года назад
Major Payne: “You calling me a liar” Josh: “I ain’t calling you a truther”
@themaker7720
@themaker7720 3 года назад
Well that’s one death warrant signed
@SepticDegree983
@SepticDegree983 2 года назад
I love that Drake and Josh comment
@spectralknightgaming8364
@spectralknightgaming8364 4 года назад
*Major Payne* *Because even Thanos and Darkseid had to learn from someone*
@ai4klivewallpapers
@ai4klivewallpapers 4 года назад
6:02 *"Oh I see you and your friend Cujo here gotta little attitude...."* 🤣🤣🤣
@tiffanietorres4462
@tiffanietorres4462 4 года назад
I'ma fix dat up quick fast an in a hurry
@ShadowWolf1982
@ShadowWolf1982 4 года назад
Ms Victoria I died when he had shaved the dog. 😂😂😂😂
@Dezzy2008
@Dezzy2008 4 года назад
@@tiffanietorres4462 you knew it was serious then lmaoooooo
@xavierandrews5774
@xavierandrews5774 3 года назад
@@ShadowWolf1982 that was savage 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ihatethisgame6827
@ihatethisgame6827 Год назад
Adituninal 😂😂😂😂😂
@bigredone9917
@bigredone9917 4 года назад
I watch this movie like back in 96 and it still makes me laugh like crazy
@Cyttorack_
@Cyttorack_ Год назад
Little patch of Brussel sprouts was great lol. Pretty sure this had a reason I joined lol
@mikeef747
@mikeef747 6 месяцев назад
1:07 That kid wasn't just adorable, he had excellent acting skills for his age, perfect timing and facial expressions!
@marianwelty5552
@marianwelty5552 Год назад
"I'd like you to think of me not only as your commanding officer, but also your friend . . . . . . ~dog runs in~ . . . And WHAT the hell is that?" Well he made it 20 minutes into the new semester. New record.
@et3inuyasha
@et3inuyasha 4 года назад
Yeah. Major Payne changed started taking it a little easier on the cadets at the end. But there is no story that involved mouthing off at an officer that doesn't end with regrets.
@daniv.n5049
@daniv.n5049 2 года назад
my grandpa was in the millitairy training he spoke back to the officer and got hit this was a long time ago but my grandpa hit back so he got beaten but he became friends with that same officer after my grandpa smashed the officers face with a baseball bat but they still became friends the officer said "that is what i expect from a trained marine, if you cant win with fist fight with a weapon"
@moony2lupin600
@moony2lupin600 3 года назад
Major Payne once said: "FROM NOW ON MY LITTLE GROUP OF SCROTUM SACKS!!" "Fe Fi Fo Fum. What bean stalk you fall from?" "Hello Miss Walburn :)" "You know thereain't no pets allowed on this here premises Mr. Ace Ventura." "What would any one need a blind dog for?" "Hee hee hee. Ha hee hee. OH hee. AH hee hee hee."
@jameshurley9551
@jameshurley9551 7 месяцев назад
The Little Engine That Could is such a good scene. "I can't feel my legs"
@TheMpo1986
@TheMpo1986 4 месяца назад
bubba! they aint there!
@hhgeneralburkhalter4820
@hhgeneralburkhalter4820 4 года назад
Dude had PTSD while tellinf that
@dasiahale7518
@dasiahale7518 3 года назад
That screaming part gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣
@willtrovinger4444
@willtrovinger4444 4 года назад
Love this movie. It's a classic comedy
@SlimJacksonReacts
@SlimJacksonReacts 6 месяцев назад
2:02 "Fe fi fo fum, what beanstalk you fall from"🤣🤣🤣
@phoenixnorth3385
@phoenixnorth3385 5 лет назад
What in the world would someone want a blind dog
@generalkayoss7347
@generalkayoss7347 4 года назад
1:57 I never realized that was Bam Bam Bigelow until just now....
@RobertHernandez-xd7qh
@RobertHernandez-xd7qh Год назад
I saw what you did to my friend!!! BAM!!!😂😂😂😂 that shit kills my every single time since I was tigers age man. Always belt out loud laughing😂😂
@Bonserak23
@Bonserak23 2 года назад
Me trying not to laugh like Major pain everyday lol
@rivazza68
@rivazza68 4 года назад
"I'm gonna fix that quick, fast and in a hurry"
@themaker7720
@themaker7720 3 года назад
Payne laughing has the New objective :survive: meme and the run meme
@rabbitsatoe5372
@rabbitsatoe5372 3 года назад
"WHO'STHE DUMMY NOW!!" major Payne
@MrMrentertainerr
@MrMrentertainerr 5 лет назад
Who’s the Dummy now😭😭😭
@Slu5h3
@Slu5h3 3 года назад
The only time major payne is happy... Is when hes breaking in new recruits
@MrMrentertainerr
@MrMrentertainerr 5 лет назад
What you callin me a Liar lmao
@jasonbrewer354
@jasonbrewer354 4 года назад
I ain’t calling you a truther haha
@themaker7720
@themaker7720 3 года назад
Well that’s one death warrant signed
@mellowlorenzo1928
@mellowlorenzo1928 4 года назад
Now you know when you hear that laugh your only options are A.Run B.Sit there and take it (Pause.) C.Cower in fear D.Do nothing
@hhgeneralburkhalter4820
@hhgeneralburkhalter4820 4 года назад
Hes pretty good at shaving with that feild knife
@kevinwiens4804
@kevinwiens4804 3 года назад
tHAT WAS SOOOOOFUNNY!
@torvus249
@torvus249 7 месяцев назад
One thing I really like, Major Payne was trying to be nice to the new students at the end. Wasn't till the blind dude called him an idiot that he decided to be an asshole right back.
@1dashcamboatsandcars
@1dashcamboatsandcars Год назад
One of the best movies ever
@delorestaylor9108
@delorestaylor9108 6 месяцев назад
This is my favorite movie. I can watch it over and over.
@cathysnow302
@cathysnow302 7 месяцев назад
The last part where Major Payne shaves the dogs fur was very funny. I love this movie.
@adrienneeast1013
@adrienneeast1013 7 месяцев назад
so under rated, no matter how you feel this movie can always make you laugh. 🤣🤣🤣 love how he shaves their heads and the little train that could choo choo🤣🤣
@lovezen5333
@lovezen5333 4 года назад
“Charlie was all over the place”
@phoenixnorth3385
@phoenixnorth3385 5 лет назад
Tell ma to bring me my steel knife
@Abrxas01
@Abrxas01 5 лет назад
It's Field Knife actually
@phoenixnorth3385
@phoenixnorth3385 5 лет назад
@@Abrxas01 oh thanks lol
@BOMBBSQUADD
@BOMBBSQUADD 2 года назад
It wouldn't till charlie rigged the bridge with plastic explosives lol
@LucianDevine
@LucianDevine 7 месяцев назад
I love how she clearly approved of this disciplinary method, as she brought him the field knife! They're such a good couple!
@4neverprojects24
@4neverprojects24 5 месяцев назад
"It was just me and my sidearm, and I had no alternative but to blast my way out!" 🤣
@waylonmurphy5772
@waylonmurphy5772 5 месяцев назад
I was 11 when this movie come out and it was one of my favorites
@youngdolo8
@youngdolo8 4 года назад
1:57 HOLY SHIT IS THAT BAM BAM?!?!
@youngdolo8
@youngdolo8 4 года назад
Holy crap it is!
@kethariley
@kethariley 2 года назад
Bam bam bigelo
@tariquejohnson5921
@tariquejohnson5921 Год назад
When Orlando Brown had a male role model to look up to lol
@braytongleason7033
@braytongleason7033 2 года назад
Damon should have joined the Corps, he looks and sounds like a Senior DI
@garretjenkins8720
@garretjenkins8720 2 года назад
Imagine Major Payne at a college today
@KenMasters.
@KenMasters. Год назад
They would still fail to make him leave, except they won't be as smart as the "green boys".
@Bryan-up6lm
@Bryan-up6lm Год назад
i watch this movie wit my kids and on the part he screamed all my kids jumped it was freaking priceless
@corvetcoyote443
@corvetcoyote443 3 года назад
In Living Colors,Homey The Clown!,and WWFs Bam Bam Bigalow!
@Nightwing20
@Nightwing20 4 года назад
Oooooohhhhh Chiiiiiiilllllllllddddrrreeeeeeennn....
@xoticplayz242
@xoticplayz242 4 года назад
My mom says that all the time because of this movie
@lorenzo4929
@lorenzo4929 4 года назад
1:49 Peppa Pig when she sees a puddle full of mud
@Shlurpy448
@Shlurpy448 4 года назад
*Who’s the dummy, now*
@antoniotheafakasiwarrior9550
@antoniotheafakasiwarrior9550 4 года назад
Thought they should have made a part two...
@Ghost_GAME-X
@Ghost_GAME-X 4 месяца назад
I love the fact he dubbed the little kid the Corporal
@toofar2real
@toofar2real 22 дня назад
This was a kids movie in the 90s. There would be all types of social media outrage if they made this today
@silasleeks2324
@silasleeks2324 5 месяцев назад
You'll never take Major Benson Winifred Payne alive 😂
@jessicaah-see9647
@jessicaah-see9647 7 месяцев назад
2:02 That guy who fights major Payne is originally from WWE.
@SunSetSherbetDP
@SunSetSherbetDP 4 месяца назад
Wen kid's movies where actually good.. teaching life lessons and fun. For kids and adults
@gdlywom
@gdlywom 2 года назад
0:12 Major Payne wasn’t playing NO GAMES!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@zoedutch5143
@zoedutch5143 3 года назад
yall have NO IDEA how much funnier in french this movie is
@Stabsnipers
@Stabsnipers 2 года назад
Payne! Where do you think you're goin? Back to killin. You wan come?
@auntiesemite9295
@auntiesemite9295 7 месяцев назад
I miss Wayan Brothers films.
@Atlas-lh2io
@Atlas-lh2io 3 года назад
“I see you and your friend Cujo-“ is that a reference to the Stephen King novel?
@007jLoSoulGLo
@007jLoSoulGLo 3 года назад
Yes. lol
@henrywashington3732
@henrywashington3732 3 года назад
There was a movie Cujo he made also and it was crazy good though it's really old.
@Ellie80681
@Ellie80681 Год назад
I always liked this movie bc it reminds me of my father who was in the military and southern. It’s just so relatable 😂 and blk
@brimlikethefish
@brimlikethefish 5 месяцев назад
‘Hey Cpl, go tell Ma bring my field knife’
@Jhorton386
@Jhorton386 Год назад
1:04 And you get on out my face before I pick you up and toss you out that window 😂😂😂😂
@pj1793
@pj1793 Год назад
One of my fav movies
@nickgage1438
@nickgage1438 3 года назад
Damn, now i know what to do with my dog when he out of line again.
@jessegarcia9491
@jessegarcia9491 4 года назад
Bam Bam vs major pain 😂
@HeroQuestFans
@HeroQuestFans 6 месяцев назад
the looney tunes laugh at the end
@jacobmcnally4426
@jacobmcnally4426 3 года назад
Major Payne 2 how about that Damon :)
@saucedripbeatz
@saucedripbeatz 4 года назад
Its bam bam biggelow holy shit
@missgrimm6807
@missgrimm6807 3 года назад
Im disdapointed that the part where he smacks the shit out of the "abuser" wasnt in here
@ThatSillyToast
@ThatSillyToast 2 года назад
Loved that story he told
@natureseeker9122
@natureseeker9122 4 года назад
1:26 😂
@xoticplayz242
@xoticplayz242 4 года назад
But it's not a life or death situation Payne it is now
@nvtnvt9617
@nvtnvt9617 2 года назад
I see you and you friend chuYo got a little attitudinal problem re-ajustment 😂
@DeadDrop115
@DeadDrop115 4 месяца назад
Mid ptsd attack, hello Mrs walburn
@dragg2swagg
@dragg2swagg 3 года назад
I wanted to hear the end of the story😂
@levarbarren7289
@levarbarren7289 3 года назад
Okay are we calm now let's talk about normal life's.
@jessegarcia9491
@jessegarcia9491 4 года назад
Pain I can't fill my legs I said bubba they ant there
@jimmccormack7507
@jimmccormack7507 Год назад
Best of the best.
@hia2bx
@hia2bx 4 года назад
RIP BAM BAM
@nicktroisi6347
@nicktroisi6347 8 месяцев назад
2:05 😂😂😂
@hyper-wavecentrocity
@hyper-wavecentrocity 4 года назад
BAM BAM BAM BAM
@ephraimwarrior6766
@ephraimwarrior6766 4 месяца назад
A blind dog 😆 🤣
@maustank7181
@maustank7181 4 года назад
The dude in the beginning looks like jerryrigeverything
@JFISCH93
@JFISCH93 7 месяцев назад
Is that fuckin Bam Bam Bigelow?
@Y34RZ3R0iscoming
@Y34RZ3R0iscoming Год назад
I have seen this tons of times but i dont remember the dog scene
@monadotson741
@monadotson741 6 месяцев назад
Love this movie ❤
@markjoseph6480
@markjoseph6480 4 года назад
2020 Trini Bad . Must laugh
@raulsandoval2523
@raulsandoval2523 4 года назад
slippery he say
@markkelley2158
@markkelley2158 4 года назад
Charlie going to slip your throat! That's some great shit!
@LouisBilodeau-k4s
@LouisBilodeau-k4s 6 месяцев назад
Pull a grenade pin with your teeth. See what happens
@jessegarcia9491
@jessegarcia9491 4 года назад
Mr ace Ventura
@patdornoff9383
@patdornoff9383 5 лет назад
heh heh heh
@prawnstar502
@prawnstar502 Год назад
this is the best im lol so hard right bow
@zvikomboreromboto6657
@zvikomboreromboto6657 4 года назад
my name is Major Benson Payne...i would like to be the first one to welcome yu to medicine school lol
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 4 года назад
Madison
@ohnirav
@ohnirav 7 месяцев назад
0:45
@vernonwallace3059
@vernonwallace3059 8 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@kevinrichards3288
@kevinrichards3288 4 года назад
Homey the clown from Inliving Color. I don't think so. Homey don't play dat.
@jimmccormack7507
@jimmccormack7507 Год назад
Ha ha
@joshlight6892
@joshlight6892 3 года назад
How did Major Payne shave that dog without getting bitten?
@crazyman7671
@crazyman7671 3 года назад
Probably gave the dog a evil look that even scared the dog into submission. Turned a feisty barker into a cooperative overgrown puppy
@LtColVenom
@LtColVenom 2 года назад
It must have involved pain at some point.
@michaelmcface1780
@michaelmcface1780 7 месяцев назад
The dog knows better.
@leebutler8064
@leebutler8064 2 года назад
I see u and coo Jo needs and a attitude ajustment
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