Sometimes they say: You have vanquished a great evil from Skyrim. Or the other guards might not appreciate it but I will never forget your heroism. (That second one isnt entirely accurate)
Best encounter I ever had was this: Adoring Fan: "Hello" Imperial Legion Forester: "LET'S TEACH THOSE BASTARDS A LESSON!" Adoring Fan: "Bye" Imperial Legion Forester: "Farewell citizen"
Don't you mean knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee? BY THE NINE DIVINES, OBLIVION PREDICTED THE ENDLESS SKYRIM KNEE JOKES!!
"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history." - Roger The Shrubber
1:23 - 3:15 Player was the only one with a bow around, and the arrow that killed the NPC matched the players arrows. Not poor A.I design, only effective detective work from the guard.
Late comment but seriously it’s classic haha and cracks me up. Oblivion was my first of elder scrolls. I’ve played so many hours lol. Same with Skyrim and now ESO.
Once I closed the great gate at Bruma only to find all the guardsmen attacking Martin Septim. He killed all of them and started walking back to Dragon Ruler Temple with Baurus still trailing behind, smacking him with a katana and yelling belligerent declarations. Martin didn't seem to notice he was in a fight and kept walking.
For the first one, it's not even a bug or glitch. The player cast frenzy on the first guard and the others accidentally struck eachother while going for them, so that initiated combat with others.
Eh actually I had same thing in Kvatch between the city guards and the legion never used fury didn't even have it or know what it was. They just suddenly started killing each other.
Nope, its actually a bug. I was once wandering the forests outside Bravil and then all of a sudden I was attacked by some bandit. For some reason, two Imperial Foresters were also patrolling the area and came to my aid (possibly the bandits aggro'd them?). One Imperial Forester shot an arrow at a bandit and it accidentally hit the other Forester. So, both of those Foresters ignored me and the bandits and started fighting each other like they were the worst enemies of each other. It was hilarious.
1:31 Such a beautiful game. I felt a moment of utter peace in simply looking at the scenery and listening to the music. I hope the next Elder Scrolls follows Oblivion in look and feel, and not Skyrim.
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Drive Thru Intercom Voice - Good Morning welcome to Mcdonald's! Me: Helllloooooooooo! Voice: What would you like to sir? Me: Nothing I'd like to Talk about . . . *Turns head Stiff-ly and Drives off*
ive mugged someone on their own literally in the middle of nowhere before and about 5 minutes later a guard ran up to me to try and arrest me for my crimes
The hundreds of hours I've put into Oblivion and i still find things I've never seen! And so many other great memories that i see in your videos, thanks for the nostalgia.
Lol the greatest thing I've ever heard was something along the lines of Imperial: Hello! Khajiit: hello there Imperial:I hate you smelly khajiits Khajiit: Did you hear about the oblivion gates opening up? Imperial: Farewell Khajiit: Goodbye
"Yeah. Buy a goddam book. It's a bookstore, ain't it? Don't just go peeking at them! Buy one! I'm Bugak gro-Bol, and I say you better buy a goddam book. And right away, dammit!"
the guard skirmishes where u get all the lookalike Wes Johnson's to kill each other yelling about *THE FINE* and *THE LAW* is always hysterical when it occurs.
a) I killed some goblins earlier on i) Nasty little beasts aren't they? 10 seconds later i) I heard there's some goblins around a) I try to avoid them.
I like the oblivion argonian voices more. Ninininininininininininininininininininininininininininininininininini I like the skyrim argonian voices more.
The archery bit can be explained. You have a FOOKIN BOW with ELVEN Arrows and she has a FOOKIN ELVEN ARROW in her dome and you're being hella weird running around the place, eavesdropping and not saying a word. You're wanted for questioning.
I once watched two legion Foresters shooting at one another outside Bruma. Each arrow landing a blow on their armor. I wondered what could cause so hilarious carnage, as they yell at one another "DIE DAMN YOU!" As I slowly walk away I see the evidence of why they both attacked one another. Two steel arrows that had killed a deer. I turn back and see these two legion foresters passively shooting one another. Each time a shot lands on one of them they goad one another "YEEAHHAAA" "WHY WON'T YOU DIE" I was generally entertained for about 20 minutes until all of a sudden they break their state of hysterical madness and put away their weapons and walk away I walk up to one of them and the first thing I get is. "Citizen?"
