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@xM4rcuz 5 лет назад

at the doctor: "soooo what gender is the baby?" "...it's an international high school visit at ho chi minh city on march 19th! congrats!"

@brunoabdo2189 5 лет назад

@lennareen 5 лет назад

Confirmed as Vietnamese

@max-isnt-real 5 лет назад

Oh boy!! I'm a proud parent!!!

@dracula9295 5 лет назад

Its a felmale

@DanielAyy 5 лет назад

I wanted a High School visit on March 17

@sanse7370 6 лет назад

when your task manager crashes it's like a fire extinguisher catching fire

@pyrofiregaming1008 6 лет назад

that actually happened to me once, i was trying to shut down an app that wasn't responding but then i clicked ''shut down'' and task manager didn't respond lol

@sanse7370 6 лет назад

my task manager crashed, then my spotify, then my steam and finally my whole computer crashed JUST BECAUSE my task manager did it first. basically my computer said "whoa he does it i do it too"

@DJL3G3ND 6 лет назад

Even worse, when the "this program is not responding, close program" window crashes

@oofxd9619 6 лет назад

Sanse when I went to crashsafari.com my task manager went “not responding” and then my computer froze for like 2 minutes

@1ztype343 6 лет назад

"It's funny, he could save everybody from death but himself"

@rion6206 5 лет назад

*"the technology itself is more intelligent than humans"* :( Your P

@botyaltotertutal468 5 лет назад

My pp has crashed and can't make sex.

@connors.hot.mess.ofachannel 5 лет назад

:( You lost your P

@maj113 5 лет назад

@@connors.hot.mess.ofachannel ⚂

@vxrbxie80 5 лет назад

no need to say its small

@oblivion2755 5 лет назад

neolatte my *P*

@violetcaster4644 5 лет назад

Me: I really need to study for this test. My last brain cell: *YOUR P*

@modahabbab 4 года назад

@donk2c 4 года назад

DRI

@donk2c 4 года назад

DoubleTanker23 IF YOU CALL A SUPPOR

@pranjalshilkar8329 4 года назад

@NorthSmile8089 4 года назад

I read that as “my last brain” and I was so confused and worried about how you had more than one brain

@ruilmonsezhi4088 6 лет назад

Mental note: when making bank account, put all the emojis.

@xandocommando 6 лет назад

if an emoji breaks your entire infrastructure that means something is wrong lol

@gabriel77196 6 лет назад

How to break capitalism

@nopewipe8900 6 лет назад

This is why we have communism

@GuiSmith 6 лет назад

How to destroy an ASCII-based server system 101

@medinywaw7435 6 лет назад

What about a bank heist that be good way to fry the systems

@DG-ek8qr 6 лет назад

It’s a crisp -3602 degrees, we recommend a light sweater.

@drgabe2908 6 лет назад

This is the temperature canadians start wearing light jackets

@snozzyozzy6394 6 лет назад

This is the temperature for us alaskans start to sweat.

@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 6 лет назад

Fun fact: Absolute zero, the coldest temperature possible, is -459.7° F. Make of that what you will.

@snozzyozzy6394 6 лет назад

I litterly thought about this as I looked at the comment...XD

@snozzyozzy6394 6 лет назад

I thought it was -346.49 or something like that.

@summeryim 5 лет назад

R.I.P Brendan 1997-2018 Being roasted by Adobe Photoshop

@summeryim 5 лет назад

@JaidenFan2007 I just type in a random number, there's no reasons for that.

@iwantedtobethatanomaly2270 5 лет назад

It's brendan

@DenizDuyguM 5 лет назад

@@summeryim Brendan

@tacticalassaultanteater9678 4 года назад

No enterprise level software is complete without a generic error handler for an entire module cursing a specific worker.

@thathinaut 4 года назад

so he was 15-16? Tragic

@BIT-pn2bn 4 года назад

As a Japanese citizen I can confirm that ふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふ does mean “It is a 5-minute walk from the hotel, which has been fully renovated and fully-furnished”

@yoshisarethebomb Год назад

I TRANSLATED IT AND IT STILL EXISTS THE GLITCH O_o

@DrSpaceman42 Год назад

What is this sorcery

@spookykitty9871 6 лет назад

Dating a bomb is a real blast actually

@MarshalDoesStuff 6 лет назад

I hate you. You're a genius.

@Mr011i3 6 лет назад

IKR it can really blow you away how high you feel when it explodes all over your face that got dirtier than i thought im sorry

@spookykitty9871 6 лет назад

You have to be careful though, they tend to have explosive personalities

@RonaldMcJuicy 6 лет назад

yeah

@ilhanbabacan790 6 лет назад

get out...

@0oh_no 5 лет назад

5:22 -Hey what hour is it? -Oh, yeah it's about nine and *cOuGh*

@helpme-7855 5 лет назад

Me: teacher what time is it Teacher: its about nine and *AcK*

@JetFalcon710 5 лет назад

Me: Mom, what time is it? Mom: Oh yeah, it's about nine and *AckoUGh*

@IBobI 5 лет назад

It's nine and 29smskoeie28398msjos

@DeliriousPersona 4 года назад

Someone: Hey sorry can you say what hour is it? Me: Oh, yeah, it's about nine and *hAcKs uP a HaIrBaLl*

@InfinityKid-qh7wj 3 года назад

9:2𝐁

@NollyProject 6 лет назад

I love how humans running the Zootopia account quickly began typing “please don’t” over and over after what the bot said

@zdragov 6 лет назад

please don’t

@luxbee_ 6 лет назад

please don't

@hotdog8109 6 лет назад

Please do

@Michael_Jackson_2 6 лет назад

n't

@eikosimino5579 6 лет назад

Please dont please dont please dont please yes please dont please dont please f pleas dont

@SNICKRRDOODLES 5 лет назад

Instead of saying "yeet", from now on I will say "yote".

@jeremysworld3061 4 года назад

Yote is past tense of yeet.

@KikiG75ThatBritishWoman 4 года назад

yeeted

@vincentdreemurr 4 года назад

yote=past yeet=present yate=future

@azulhidalgoherrera2845 4 года назад

Yeet is so 2015, the future is to hit that YOTE

@iluvu4276 4 года назад

Cielitos El Azulito yate check comment above yours

@ace-of-space2004 4 года назад

-3602 F translates to roughly -2019 C, which is -1746 K. At that temperature, the molecules in your body are more still than still, so yea you're dead the moment the air touches your skin

@michaelfixedsys7463 2 года назад

That's how you freeze time

@JoeJohnson-mk4qd 2 года назад

"more than still" This sounds like something at the beginning of a physics lecture that will make your re-contemplate the existence of the universe.

@jopu7004 Год назад

Also know as the temperature the Finnish people put on a light jacket

@KaneLivesInDeath Год назад

@@jopu7004Ngative 1746 K? Meaning Kelvin? If so, isn't 0 degrees Kelvin so cold that Atoms freeze? Or does the Kelvin system work differently compared to Celsius/Fahrenheit? Or was the dash a typo lol EDIT: just looked it up, 0 degrees Kelvin is the same as the term Absolute Zero... If that's the case, then it's considered a scientific impossibility to go lower than 0 K. Honestly, I thought 0 K was way down in the negatives with Celsius, like somewhere under -100,000 C or so lol

@DrSpaceman42 Год назад

@@KaneLivesInDeathyep kelvin doesn’t go to negatives..

@GippyHappy 4 года назад

If you're ever feeling sad, just remember: :( Your P

@spencerheadlookingass5734 4 года назад

Sadest thing ever

@savagecake3185 4 года назад

P is for perfect

@theunknownguy1527 4 года назад

P is for pp and ur pp has crashed and can't do shrex anymore

@yorforgerlover 4 года назад

@The Ping Spoofer 14 i wish i remembered the guy that got his pp cut off in pewdiepies the last of us 2 livestream dang it

@raquelbraga6830 4 года назад

@@savagecake3185 actually P is for priceless , the look upon your faces

@xandermorales4545 5 лет назад

6:20 you were supposed to destroy them goddamit, not join them

@nikolaibelinski3433 5 лет назад

How about i do anyway

@hyperpixel3644 5 лет назад

You became the very thing you tried to destroy.

@TheUncleTedKzy 5 лет назад

@JaidenFan2007 grammar Nazi lmao

@nick3718 5 лет назад

Retarded Hetalian did they delete the comment or something

@lizlee8715 5 лет назад

"Russia is located in Russia" *ah yes the floor here is made out of floor*

@laranuke1452 4 года назад

its hmm not ah you uncultured swine

@anothingythatlikescheese7776 4 года назад

What? Floor hears?

@andar.3859 4 года назад

where the Saudi Arabia is?

@gracjanszmyt1442 4 года назад

@@andar.3859 In Saudi Arabia

@andar.3859 4 года назад

@@gracjanszmyt1442 oh finnaly a smart man

@kylebuchanan4129 5 лет назад

Roses Are Red, My Screen is Blue, I Think I Deleted System 32

@cjthomp2005 5 лет назад

Ok jokes aside I think the computer would just stop working since the BSOD probably originates from that folder

@ParacosmicEscapism 5 лет назад

Ststem32 is for dlls you’d still see blue screen

@3dblue255 5 лет назад

Hooty Fox I accidentally deleted that on my old laptop after something happened 😂

@cocoa4548 5 лет назад

Errors are red My screen is blue There was a folder Called systems 32

@localextremist2839 5 лет назад

@@tommy3747 more like unoriginal and copied

@SneedFeedAndSeed 6 лет назад

I identify as an International High School Visit at Home Chi Minh City at March 19.

@tunatezer8902 6 лет назад

Me three

@getreal5265 6 лет назад

*WRONG! YOU IDENTIFY AS FEMALE!*

@daniyaaalx 6 лет назад

3:17 *_Do you really wanna exist without saving?_*

@swegenatorgaming1634 6 лет назад

Poopless Toilet *yes*

@daniyaaalx 6 лет назад

Sw3g3n4tor Gaming _-Life Is Ded-_

@drezhb 6 лет назад

I saved therefore I am

@ProfessionalismTrash 6 лет назад

Teacher: Don't forget to save before you quit! Me: Nah I'm too lazy to- *stops existing*

@daniyaaalx 6 лет назад

Professionalism Trash 😂

@hotpikachu 5 лет назад

3:10 i was born on march 19 My birthday is now a gender wow

@SusieBlup 4 года назад

Hb 😂

@hotpikachu 4 года назад

@@SusieBlup thanks

@hnssr 4 года назад

We have the same birthday! ^^

@spencerheadlookingass5734 4 года назад

@frog5961 4 года назад

To make it better, I’m from Ho Chi Minh City.

@SOUNDWAVE98 6 лет назад

*Battery-saving app gets battery drainage warning* Congratulations you played yourself

@Reragi 6 лет назад

He could save others from death, but he could not save himself.

@jakoda2514 6 лет назад

Reragi *ironic*

@ilikecurry2345 6 лет назад

To make peace, you must create war.

@Phapchamp 6 лет назад

Lmao I have that phone

@DLBBALL 6 лет назад

Task Manager not responding is genuinely horrifying.

@aerbon 6 лет назад

power button is not responding

@jlco 6 лет назад

Why? Happens to me all the time. Then again... long story short, this video is basically a highlight reel of me with technology.

@jlco 6 лет назад

Wait, how did they even get a screenshot of that?

@dustycrustyhomelessman1648 6 лет назад

that's when you unplug the computer and cry

@nathangenre1585 6 лет назад

Yeah. That's............... horrifying.

@peterharris3679 6 лет назад

:( Your p

@alarev8586 6 лет назад

Peter Harris for more informa

@peterharris3679 6 лет назад

Ale Arevalos something happened Something happened

@jamin5767 6 лет назад

@koistarz 6 лет назад

:( yo

@hamjuice345 6 лет назад

is small

@greenpotatopo8474 5 лет назад

“What do you identify as?” “Well I identify as a male” *”WRONG* You identify as female!” “W-w-What?”

@ShootingStarNeo 5 лет назад

Assigned female at internet survey.

@fathanfaaizin1875 4 года назад

@@burger-esports you make me remember those story... nice job,now i need a bleach

@ratfuk789 4 года назад

@Sparky Bubbles what?

@heunyagye 4 года назад

Wrong! Your identify is felmale!

@greenpotatopo8474 4 года назад

2:08

@echinox2460 5 лет назад

His code is weak, OS unsteady, garbage in his collector already, CD-ROM spaghetti, is nervous, But on the service he looks calm and ready to drop ROMs, but he keeps on formating, when he wrote down the whole crowd goes glitchy.

@TheMuro22 5 лет назад

Windowsem : OS yourself

@twentywordsorlessYT 5 лет назад

HE OPENS THE PROGRAMME, IT WON'T LOAD SOMEHOW HE'S BROKEN HOW HAVE TO REINSTALL IT, OW FREE TRIAL'S RUN OUT MUST PAY FULL PRICE NOW

@BappO-is-me 5 лет назад

Yes

@masteroogway2725 5 лет назад

@@twentywordsorlessYT Snap back to reality, No he won't run it It's broken He knows that But he wants it So bad

@Venicouse 5 лет назад

fufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufu

@galacticfire9727 6 лет назад

My gender is also High school visit on March 17, finally! Some representation for the High school visit on March 17 gendered people in this world!

@normalaboutpathologic 6 лет назад

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

@BushBumperBaker 6 лет назад

Galactic Fire I read that in the pyramid guy from Gravity Falls sarcastic ass tone. Lmao

@pswitch9553 6 лет назад

I am one, too!

@notglitchx 6 лет назад

We can't forget the people with the gender International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City at March 19 tho...

@shizune_ 6 лет назад

I'm International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City at March 19 and im happy

@darksentinel082 6 лет назад

20% of comments: Actually good comment 30% of comments: Gender joke from that one part 50% of comments: *DAMMIT STEVE*

@WhatduzzitMean 6 лет назад

DarkSentinel 082 I was gonna say something clever but I couldn't think of anything so hello pal

@Laki2 6 лет назад

Brendan's an idiot. Steve is innocent.

@Laki2 6 лет назад

Could not complete my comment because Brendan’s an id [{ERROR}] x != 80469530 = True x > 80469530 = False x == 80469530 = False x >= 80469530 = False x

@batfat4667 6 лет назад

Your p

@darksentinel082 6 лет назад

Okay guys I admit I forgot some ._.

@yanachernov4087 5 лет назад

1:43 You know what’s worst than a broken digital sign... A SIGN WRITTEN WITH COMIC SANS FONT!

@counteleven 4 года назад

Its better.

@French_Polynesia 4 года назад

tast manger

@seruleanade 4 года назад

you know whats worse?? comic sans font as system font

@-Solidwater 3 года назад

It's a font, chill.

@Gharris04 6 лет назад

1:42 Ok, for those who were wondering, -3602 degrees Fahrenheit is equal to -2018.9 degrees Celsius. It's 2018 BABY!

@broccolibadass5013 6 лет назад

Illuminati confirmed???

@christlisnull2750 6 лет назад

Also, that temperature is ALMOST 8 TIMES MORE THAN ABSOLUTE ZERO! (7.836056301) to be exact

@iansaunders5436 6 лет назад

shut up nerd'

@christlisnull2750 6 лет назад

Ian Saunders NEVAAAAAAAAGH

@NEZLeader 6 лет назад

So much for that global warming garbage

@tracewyrm 6 лет назад

Those Russian missiles are hot asf

@djentlover 6 лет назад

Especially when ignited

@KyleBrownIsALoser 6 лет назад

I'm actually dating one right now

@Bobelponge123 6 лет назад

Yea they're a blast

@emgee4509 6 лет назад

♥️👄♥️ Russian missiles

@genjishimada9858 6 лет назад

putins big red rocket

@PixelVarnox 6 лет назад

We all exist without saving, that's why we don't remember the womb.

@Lemonhead494 6 лет назад

The womb?

@PixelVarnox 6 лет назад

whats that?

@wolfwoodfr 6 лет назад

When’s your last save? I’ve saved before i went to sleep today and i don’t know what a good friend is anymore.

@bamagaming3007 6 лет назад

I’ve seen you on another vid...

@melmelhodgepodge3800 6 лет назад

You stop that.

@Silent_YES 4 года назад

*do you really want to exist without saving?* Me: yes Thanos: *snaps* Me: oh boi

@lybon6972 4 года назад

undertale challenges:

@-Solidwater 3 года назад

@@lybon6972 *distant no-hit Merg noises*

@majorgeneralexcaperr2583 5 лет назад

:( Your PC ran in Were jus For more anforma If you call a suppor DRI

@majorgeneralexcaperr2583 5 лет назад

Alright! Let’s see how the update’s going! Oh wow 147% we’re almost done!

@chambersbreh6797 5 лет назад

Pay $.99 for bottom text

@cupcakewithatophat1131 5 лет назад

:( Your p

@arandomuser5202 5 лет назад

LOGOUT FAILED You need to log in to log out. Please log in to log out. 🔳 OK

@fungusamongus9686 5 лет назад

@@chambersbreh6797 is this ea

@MysticMimikyu355 6 лет назад

Something happened

@enafreeman7370 6 лет назад

Something happened

@ananasie1211 6 лет назад

Something happened

@MyoticTesseract 6 лет назад

*Something happened*

@mnnwdr 6 лет назад

This Driver can't

@midniteGMG 6 лет назад

Your P

@neopharmaphile9705 6 лет назад

Task Manager not responding is like, 911 not responding

@Mic_Glow 6 лет назад

It's like a robbery in a police department.

@paragon4770 6 лет назад

The police department being swatted

@ghoulbuster1 6 лет назад

you know you're fucked when even task managers dies

@pancakeking78 6 лет назад

Or when Microsoft windows dosent respond

@pancakeking78 6 лет назад

I actually had that happen

@edmcsteve2156 5 лет назад

1:18 personally my favourite Shakespeare quote is "eat my leek"

@trinityharris1771 4 года назад

Wat...

@Azazel.719 3 года назад

Wait what?

@tapiokadesu8505 2 года назад

Hatsune Miku: 😳

@nicholaslienandjaja1815 2 года назад

Eat my leek in front of a leaky freaky tiki in the Enchanted Tiki Room

@Spingebil Год назад

GOWER: - Nay, that’s right. But why wear you your leek today? Saint Davy’s day is past. FLUELLEN: - There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in all things. I will tell you ass my friend, Captain Gower. The rascally, scald, beggarly, lousy, pragging knave Pistol, which you and yourself and all the world know to be no petter than a fellow, look you now, of no merits, he is come to me and prings me pread and salt yesterday, look you, and bid me eat my leek. It was in a place where 10 I could not breed no contention with him, but I will be so bold as to wear it in my cap till I see him once again, and then I will tell him a little piece of my desires. It’s from Henry V, ACT 5, Scene 1.

@tharionthedragon3531 6 лет назад

Something happened. Something happened? Something happened! SOMETHING HAPPENED!? *SOMETHING HAPPENED!*

@theconductoresplin8092 6 лет назад

That moment when something happens

@dolphinboss2357 6 лет назад

Salvatore D'Amico *_-SOMETHING DIDNT HAPPEN-_*

@KingstonDope 6 лет назад

Salvatore D'Amico makes sense

@kazumakanjifreak3010 6 лет назад

Salvatore D'Amico Nothing didn't occur.

@dorijancirkveni 6 лет назад

I wonder if something happened.

@fear_toxin 6 лет назад

3:02 finally, all nine genders

@joselecactus2769 5 лет назад

Wait, you didn't know them How did you graduate

@RokkuDarius 5 лет назад

why are you everywhere

@CookieJar2025 5 лет назад

My gender is International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City at March 19

@andrewhazard7190 5 лет назад

Im Highschool visit on March 17 wbu?

@sbjoha 5 лет назад

Since when did you comment in markiplier's mashed potato bath challenge?

@somedecidueye7292 6 лет назад

I remember a guy who was born as a High School visit on March 17. Nice person all around.

@skuxboy777 6 лет назад

Some Decidueye i my self is a Highschool visit on 26 july.

@zacvarg3530 6 лет назад

i feel that its really important for people to not have to hide behind Male or Female. Many people are born as High School Visits, and society needs to accept that.

@srike1571 6 лет назад

I am coming clean as a Gender

@jeanmichellelaurent 6 лет назад

I identify as a college visit on November 12th

@thgrofficial 6 лет назад

I sexually identify as a high school visit on march 19th

@holo911 5 лет назад

Mum: So what's his gender..? Doctor: Its...a.. Doctor: INTERNATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL VISIT AT HO CHI MINH CITY AT MARCH 19! Mum: OMG! Dad: OMG! Me: did i mention march 19

@user-fe7qe5vl4g 4 года назад

New born after a few years asks a weird question: What gender am I? Me: You are International High school visit at ho chi minh city at March 19th

@hotpikachu 4 года назад

I hate my birthday now

@terrariaOfficial 4 года назад

im stuff

@beepbeeplettuce1599 4 года назад

“So what’s *his* gender?”

@rainbowbeetle 4 года назад

@@terrariaOfficial hi stuff im dad

@frickenfrocken5446 6 лет назад

:( your p

@smyokie 6 лет назад

:( Your PC ran in We're jus For more anforma if you call a suppor DRI

@thesexer69 6 лет назад

:( Your p

@JRexRegis 6 лет назад

:( Yo

@atewin99 6 лет назад

selxria oh no

@mkmarcy100 6 лет назад

*Šōmęthįńg Hàppęñêd* Šōmęthįńg Hàppęñêd

@chiquitin_o 5 лет назад

"Oh, yeah, it's about nine-" **dying sounds**

@oonapatricia4141 5 лет назад

Thomas Ducking Jeffersin *compels to include women in the sequel*

@chiquitin_o 5 лет назад

@@oonapatricia4141 I should've expected that I can't get away from the fandom with this account

@oonapatricia4141 5 лет назад

Thomas Ducking Jeffersin you can never escape jeffy

@VeryPeeved 5 лет назад

i feel your pain

@taylorarmstrong284 5 лет назад

Finally, a website that knows i identify as Highschool Visit on March 17! So happy!

@ChloekabanOfficial 5 лет назад

Same!

@LeprechaunJackson 5 лет назад

I am March 17.

@diviniled3698 5 лет назад

as a person who identifies as june 64, i am very angry no websites knows this.

@cryptidram 5 лет назад

SAME! I identify as International High School visit at Ho Chi Mihn City at March 19!

@kennymccormic5025 5 лет назад

Me too!

@alexleo172 5 лет назад

Please don't Please don't Please don't *P L E A S E D O N ' T* Pĺéáśé đóńť PlEaSe DoN't

@justsomerobloxvids1791 4 года назад

Leong Kum Fatt -Please don’t- *Please don’t* _Please don’t_ *-Please don’t-* _-Please don’t-_ *_Please don’t_* *_-Please don’t-_*

@starrlinqs 4 года назад

𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒕 ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ 𝔓𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔱 ρꪶꫀꪖ𝘴ꫀ ᦔꪮꪀ𝓽 𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓷𝓽

@nicholaslienandjaja1815 2 года назад

Suicide by bunny cop

@kozlowskinator6056 6 лет назад

Task Manager (Not Responding) Me: YOU WERE MEANT TO DESTROY THE CRASH NOT JOIN THEM

@grandma1024 6 лет назад

*you have become the very thing you sworn to destroy*

@kazumakanjifreak3010 6 лет назад

That has actually happened to me before not kidding.

@MCmao 6 лет назад

*It's over Cortana i have the high ground!*

@AFschizoid 6 лет назад

Gave me nightmares

@blanksp1_ 6 лет назад

O o f

@MrHack4never 6 лет назад

2:25 he tells the chatbot to return the code for the spam message, which in turn, breaks its workflow

@NGCVAlm 6 лет назад

MrHack4never thanks, i was wondering why that happened

@Wulf715 6 лет назад

Someone copypaste here so I can do this?

@chrisspaghetti4034 6 лет назад

Wulf715 // config/db/.js Module.exports ={ url : mongodb://localhost/acquisition’} this seems hella useful

@DJL3G3ND 6 лет назад

That bot must be embarrassed cuz we can see all of its responses

@Kadz 6 лет назад

I’ve watched this before already, please stop recommending this to me.

@gv245vgcp2 6 лет назад

Probably RU-vid is not responding.

@leschnie5005 6 лет назад

@krabbypatty6095 6 лет назад

@jacksonmitton999 4 года назад

As someone who identifies as international high school visit at ho chi Minh City at March 19, we're a pretty oppressed sexuality.

@tudle6049 6 лет назад

*SOMETHING HAPPENED*

@lindabcarpentersings 6 лет назад

Something happened.

@cosmo4698 6 лет назад

Tudle HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED

@kingkarlxivjohanofsweden4746 6 лет назад

OMFG NO

@spacemoth4973 6 лет назад

SHIIIIIIT

@stackofsoup 6 лет назад

SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED

@frix5145 5 лет назад

5:04 Yo His code is weak OS unsteady Garbage in his collector already CD ROM spaghetti!

@ZuluedZ 5 лет назад

Codes are waving Criticizing on the settings Hackers ready to drop bombs But they’re glitches keep on forgetting They’re nervous Task manger *NOT RESPONDING*

@summeryim 5 лет назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-3WAOxKOmR90.html

@shad0wfrost 5 лет назад

@bobobonobo9551 6 лет назад

I died at the "your P" Edit: I should die more often

@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721 6 лет назад

:( Your P

@albertsteel2884 6 лет назад

izza Time

@davidfx8405 6 лет назад

>:( your p- uhhhh Ok???? What happened

@YannisBang 6 лет назад

My computer died also it won't start up Ps I am writing this on my phone

@bobobonobo9551 6 лет назад

@@albertsteel2884 4:06

@Matty_20 5 лет назад

4:50 when you accidentally open your closed tabs from last night and you have multiple youtube videos on them and they all start playing

@indeeditiscirro 3 года назад

R/oddlyspecific

@VoidFoxxx 6 лет назад

* Task manager (Not responding) * Me: He could save others from death but not himself.

@Wolfenry 6 лет назад

fucking died with this lmao

@Crazy_2100 6 лет назад

Ironic

@DLBBALL 6 лет назад

The Cheese Man May I request where you got your profile pic? It's for scientific purposes /s

@Crazy_2100 6 лет назад

Dude Lmao It’s called Kaicho Onegai Shimasu the actual doujinshi is just your basic loli gangbang it’s about a 6.5/10 for me

@DLBBALL 6 лет назад

The Cheese Man Thank you. The progress of science marches forward. Edit: The fuck did I just see, a submissive president?

@xaku5383 5 лет назад

Task manager is like the mom you call when your siblings are out of control.

@qynzeljones 4 года назад

Xavier wait so they kill them?

@rollingrocky3608 4 года назад

Hhahahahahahahah

@Pokycraftgamer9 2 года назад

wait but why is my mom out of control

@MartHommes 6 лет назад

Error [X] *This driver can't* [ *OK* ]

@rosoms 6 лет назад

Mart Hommes YES IT CAN YOU CAN DO IT DRIVER

@alissawilliams3435 6 лет назад

Mart Hommes aYes it CAN IT JUST DOESNT BELIEVE IN ITSELF! I DONT GIVE. A DAMN I LOOK AT IT AND I KNOW TYAT IT CAN!

@carlduckworth400 6 лет назад

739 Lok Cuber same

@vehicleboi5598 6 лет назад

Error [X] YES DRIVER GO GO GO PRINT! WE BELIVE IN YOU! GO!!!!! drivery happ [Applaud driver] [Be rude and don’t]

@foxyman9485 6 лет назад

Mart Hommes Fuck you stupid

@spacemoth4973 4 года назад

*"Something happened"* [Insert the SpongeBob mind scene when everything is on fire]

@basedmonke5252 5 лет назад

I also want to win an UNDEFINDED!

@awesomeninja1311 5 лет назад

Yeah me too

@Iresu_ 5 лет назад

Something happened. -2018.889℃ Cloudy.

@Yes-zb5tt 5 лет назад

How dare you I will win the undefined first

@arandomuser5202 5 лет назад

Something h -99999999999.999 degrees Sunny

@pcb_404 6 лет назад

4:31 is what anxiety feels like

@fbi855 5 лет назад

Lol

@jodieburton1827 4 года назад

The fact that it seems a real person took over the Zootopia bot just to beg the person to live is oddly wholesome and made me smile for some reason ^_^

@berserkrpascal5217 6 лет назад

please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't ever stop make these videos ^^ they are just great

@41-Haiku 6 лет назад

There's no nee-eed to he-esitate...

@onceuponaban 6 лет назад

About 10 seconds before this: "Alright, time to see how well the chatbot is doi-OH FUCK NO"

@alex-gq2jh 6 лет назад

please dont

@GibusWearingMann 6 лет назад

@acommonfbiagent6444 6 лет назад

Pascal Werner Please yes Please yes Please yes Please yes Please yes Please yes Please yes Please yes Please yes Please yes Please yes

@irisius7551 6 лет назад

3:26 The Brave Little USB Wireless Keyboard

@randyjackson3555 6 лет назад

Perfect for the bathtub

@iannelson7210 6 лет назад

The little usb keyboard that could

@DaniiYouTube 6 лет назад

USB? Wireless? WTF?

@mikoajpisula6756 6 лет назад

5:03 whats the music?

@Agricarnation 6 лет назад

That there be a toaster

@gasa1165 6 лет назад

damit can't stop laughing now...

@RonaldMcJuicy 6 лет назад

yeah

@xXHalo4Xx117 6 лет назад

This is great

@quinndelano8837 6 лет назад

Don't you mean DAMN IT STEVE!

@jaliebs3988 6 лет назад

imposter

@retropolis_fae 6 лет назад

Dammit Steve

@w0lfy89 5 лет назад

My therapist: how's your day going? Me: 4:22

@moelester7527 2 года назад

your therapist: 4:30

@cryo2156 6 лет назад

Task Manager (Not Responding) *YOU HAVE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY*

@acrux5298 6 лет назад

Cryopinacle I get it all the time lol

@h.mm.p8561 6 лет назад

Acrux Same

@nihil5743 6 лет назад

Ironic... He could save others from death... but not himself

@justseffstuff3308 6 лет назад

LMAO

@cheezandmac7224 6 лет назад

I saw your profile picture and now all I can think about is Mailbox (or whatever his name was)'s voice saying that through your computer as you panic and wait for Task Manager to work.

@goldenzeroeh9573 5 лет назад

[03:44] _The best troll ever._ (?)

@UkrainianMartini 5 лет назад

please don’t please don’t please don’t please don’t please don’t please don’t please don’t please don’t please don’t please don’t please don’t please don’t please don’t please don’t

@undeadprincess5726 5 лет назад

What if (s)he died and his/her sibling uploaded it

@delrasshial7200 4 года назад

Unfunny I went out jamon harris

@legendarytat8278 4 года назад

please don't

@furrettheferret9562 4 года назад

“GREAT THATS WHAT WHERE ALL ABOUT AT THE ZDP”

@brenislanders 6 лет назад

0:51 I feel insulted

@MarshalDoesStuff 6 лет назад

@PrestonFrankel 6 лет назад

Brendan Butler apologies

@Jun-Kyard 6 лет назад

Brendan Butler YOU ARE AN IDIOT

@falkondezigns5397 6 лет назад

lmao! 😂

@MrtinVarela 6 лет назад

*You had one job Brendan!*

@AuriPigeonery 5 лет назад

Windows update: "Alright your update is 100% done please do don't turn off your pc" *next sec* "Windows updates not responding"

@laceyfangs7156 6 лет назад

*Do you really wanna exist without saving?*

@emi-lz2bu 6 лет назад

You mean Exit😂

@Aspen72 6 лет назад

@tatska5856 6 лет назад

@@emi-lz2bu r/woosh

@ness9813 6 лет назад

yes

@SteveJonesGamingGWO 6 лет назад

Yes my save point is bugged

@julie9441 6 лет назад

:( *ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖ*

@Crazylom 6 лет назад

How. For p's sackeeee. You. Done. THAAAAT small ???

@ereince 6 лет назад

lingojam.com/SmallTextGenerator

@devindavidson1467 6 лет назад

Darkend Cell its like you put this* in a word then at the end*

@haretztj4682 6 лет назад

Cookie Msp *your password is too short please try again*

@fallsoffhorseh3988 5 лет назад

@supr maro 46 ᵍᵒ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᶦᵗ ᵈᵉᵃᶠᵖᵃˢᶦᵗᵒ

@galaxiez_gacha8501 6 лет назад

5:03 Yo, his code is weak, OS Unsteady, Garbage in his collector already, CD-ROM spagetti

@yaboyblacklist2431 5 лет назад

I'll admit, they did manage to stay on beat, and on flow,

@galaxiez_gacha8501 5 лет назад

@@yaboyblacklist2431 i mean, I need a full version of the song XD

@yaboyblacklist2431 5 лет назад

@@galaxiez_gacha8501 oh😂

@rodriguez4363 5 лет назад

Mario didn't like that

@RR-zt3qg 5 лет назад

What is the original?

@ThePredatorYT-kl9dr 4 года назад

1:53 Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

@marshroverv5632 6 лет назад

"Amazing Russian Bombshells Want To Date You!" _picture of a literal russian bombshell_

@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 6 лет назад

*Insert Russian National Anthem and Russian Bias here.*

@dorayaki_rei 6 лет назад

*[i] don't be a debil*

@anthonygarcia2383 6 лет назад

*Grabs vodka* I'm single!

@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 6 лет назад

I see very little Russian Bias. I claim shenanigans.

@hisuianpitch 6 лет назад

debil is polish though

@wanderbolt9498 6 лет назад

Java update??? Java???????? ???????????? I like how java isn't even sure why its updating anymore.

@DJL3G3ND 6 лет назад

You made me choke on my refresher

@sperg.t2943 5 лет назад

6:20 We lost earth's best defender

@zingus-d3f 6 лет назад

*Witch direction is North?* _it's Rob Reiner_

6 лет назад

Rob Reiner is indeed the directOR of the MOVIE "North".

@Snowbloxian 6 лет назад

FaRo, Will you date one of the russian bombshells?

6 лет назад

If it doesn't go explosively fast… (Sorry, I couldn't think of a better pun.)

@kzorii 6 лет назад

link to your profile pic?

@anthonygarcia2383 6 лет назад

FaRo I'm following you now

@comicallylargespoon9426 6 лет назад

*S O M E T H I N G H A P P E N E D*

@possiblystappert4315 6 лет назад

something happened

@g2ltt733 6 лет назад

SOMETHING HAPPENED!

@skybaker18 6 лет назад

HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

@squiddyboi3158 6 лет назад

These apps may drain half your battery: Thanos

@dorijancirkveni 6 лет назад

CreeperLord6960 Or he'll delete half your apps to save on memory.

@EllySensei 6 лет назад

I don't feel so Wrong joke

@nickfell8034 6 лет назад

Mr. Apple I don’t feel so good

@blubobbie 4 года назад

Marshall: _"task manager please respond"_ RU-vid: "hey we suggest sweet victory by SpongeBob SquarePants"

@imbob99999 4 года назад

yeah... why did that happen?

@earthchan4101 6 лет назад

My gender: High School visit on March 17

@Sophia74621 6 лет назад

Earth Chan why did you have to make that your RU-vid channel

@MyBlogsTV 6 лет назад

What's the pronoun's for that gender?

@rosiefay7283 6 лет назад

There's loads of web pages where I've started to type into a type-in box and there appears a pop-up containing all sorts of shit which I typed into completely unrelated type-in boxes on other web pages.

@vilivette 6 лет назад

Mine is famale

@smyokie 6 лет назад

i identify as an international high school visit at ho chi minh city at march 19

@tini.quadra 6 лет назад

Dosistant will reboot *Y O T E*

@pomf5207 6 лет назад

Y O T E BOI 👌👌👌👌👌

@flamingoluver85 6 лет назад

Yote 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

@Rob-ke2lz 5 лет назад

pizzahut: how do you like your pizza customer: yes

@deeznuts2033 5 лет назад

fufufufufufufufufufufuufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufuufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufuffufufu

@user-ui5bx4pf9v 5 лет назад

WHAT THE F U C K

@childesbrokenribs 5 лет назад

Oh Why

@JJScene 5 лет назад

@@childesbrokenribs 8 be

@taurinetrashmann259 3 года назад

Imagine crashing an entire banking system (which, by nature of handling super important tasks like keeping transactions secure, is extraordinarily complex) by using an emoji. Not on purpose, not because they’re a hacker, but simply because the program was blindsided by something it had never seen before. Reminds me of when Rick made the whole space colony lose their shit and leave earth “by changing a one to a zero”

@racc5277 6 лет назад

Guy:(puts in emoji in banking account name) Bank:OH NO THE FORBIDDEN LANGUAGE (breaks) (Sad violin plays)

@SpecterReaper 6 лет назад

I have no idea what I am. Guy: Hi, I would like to withdraw Banker: Okay, what's the name of your account? Guy: Mr. Krabs 🦀 Banker: Um...Excuse me, what do you mean by "Crab Emoji"? Guy: That's what I named it Banker: ...MAYDAY! MAYDAY! FORBIDDEN LANGUAGE! I CAN'T GET THE ACCOUNT TO WORK!

@racc5277 6 лет назад

Great.

@GoodSoarin 6 лет назад

ROIP bank

@GoodSoarin 6 лет назад

RIP

@racc5277 6 лет назад

GD fakeoptagonus SPONGEBOB REFERENCE

@fjakkari 6 лет назад

Death toll in Spain attacks rises to 14 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@majorgeneralexcaperr2583 4 года назад

Trying to talk to popular people: 4:49

@bunkerchanofficial 6 лет назад

*CD-ROM SPAGHETTI*

@jamestm9012 6 лет назад

CD-ROM S P A G H E T

@Jun-Kyard 6 лет назад

the cringe is real :( Yo his code is weak OS unsteady garbage on his collector already cd rom spaghetti

@Monody512 6 лет назад

It should’ve been “Your code’s spaghetti”.

@nerdenocity 6 лет назад

I hope she baked lotsa spaghetti!

@thecountercounter9127 6 лет назад

its nervous, but on the surface errors are not showing, it reads code, yet it keeps on deleting what they wrote down, the whole computer whirs so loud, it opens the browser but the code wont load now, its loading, how, everything is so slow now, the datas run out, 32 is over BLAOW

@grant2871 6 лет назад

IM ACTUALLY DYING THIS VIDEO IS SOOOOO GOOOOOD.

@magpakilos 6 лет назад

4:49 My brain cells during an exam Edit: Wah thank you soo much for the likes!!

@user-kn2ny5ex4v 5 лет назад

Magic Shop seriously underrated

@1MPURITIES_ 5 лет назад

Truu 😂

@vivirights7871 5 лет назад

Magic Shop my last 2 braincells trying to figure out 2+2

@fireant5139 5 лет назад

😂😂haha omg lel wait....ARMYYY!!

@calebbb_c 5 лет назад

@@fireant5139 ARMY AND BLINK, HEYYYYYY!

@bipbooper 4 года назад

My Parents: ‘What do you identify as?’ Me: ‘Well I identify as Male’ My Parents: ‘WRONG! YOU IDENTIFY AS FEMALE!’ Me: ‘W-w-what?’

@LadyMythos315 4 года назад

Trasphobic parents be like

@balt. 4 года назад

@user-nw3ol7fk1i 3 года назад

@@balt. no its an M

@DBTDerpbox 6 лет назад

give me my *undefined* already!

@mr.legabauss669 6 лет назад

Derpbox your profile picture makes your comment all the more funnier.

@elobrittjen5678 6 лет назад

Derpbox I feel you man. I got scammed out of getting my undefined too.

@gdkeyesey0788 4 года назад

I only realised he said “Dont be a ‘дебил’”

@EskanderLmndz 4 года назад

4:02

@fireant5139 5 лет назад

Im going through the comments and...WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT.. fufufufufufufufufufufuuffuuffuufufufufufufufufufufufufufu

@crabbemache891 5 лет назад

The “fu” character is actually named after MT fushi True fact

@fireant5139 5 лет назад

@@crabbemache891 wat

@mysticduck7846 5 лет назад

ya how do japanese understand each other? Do they just stand there and count the fufu's the other person is saying? And if you miss one fu, the whole context changes. One fu could make a difference between "I will murder everyone you love" and "Hotel is that way, sir!"

@ProtoForte 5 лет назад

japanese doesn't work with google translate because there are no spaces in japanese

@mysticduck7846 5 лет назад

oh, makes sense

@scatcat8371 5 лет назад

Finally something that recognizes my gender is International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City at March 19! Edit: ho- *shit* 419 I was not expecting to get so many likes wait what?

@stargarden2577 5 лет назад

What are your pronouns?

@maverickREAL 5 лет назад

@@stargarden2577 Minhchi/Minhcher

@pangolinh 5 лет назад

my gender is gender

@billcipher1776 5 лет назад

Guess that software gore is in Vietnam lol

@scatcat8371 5 лет назад

@@maverickREAL *yes*

@cutepuddleslime8201 4 года назад

When someone starts speaking in tongues in church: 4:49 and 5:30 Everyone else: Press X to Doubt

@Kariushkaa 6 лет назад

Please don't

@ph03n1xm9 6 лет назад

Please don't

@walrus5540 6 лет назад

Please don't

@to_deviate 6 лет назад

Karine Levy please don’t

@Kariushkaa 6 лет назад

Phoenix Mitchell please don't

@pikksen7905 6 лет назад

please don’t

@piplup229 6 лет назад

:( Your P

@GayBrain 6 лет назад

this makes me really uncomfortable

@piplup229 6 лет назад

A Brain :( Your p

@zararara841 6 лет назад

P is smol

@gutsfur 6 лет назад

I died at "Your P"

@unitredacted9051 6 лет назад

Chromé gi I was drinking soda while watching it and I almost spat it out, but didn't want to get soda on my IPad so I swallowed and I laughed again and I'm choking on soda please sneddde helloppp hbedhjdhehedjddd