Best Putin jokes 

Putin visits Estonia: Immigration officer says: "Name?". "Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin". "Address?" "Kremlin, Moscow, Russia". "Occupation?" "No, this time just visiting".

"Russia is a country who doesn't hand over human rights defenders." Priceless!

Putin: Gas, coal, food...etc EU: We don't get it Putin: That's right, you don't get it.

Putin on German: Are you going to heat with firewoods? DAMN, prophetic.

must be funnier in russian

Wow. When he gave that woman history lesson. Its like music to my ears. Krasiva

Putin is the best. If the world was a tv show he would be the main character. I’m American by the way

He speaks better german than some of our horrible politicians. 😅

That American spy probably lost weight after climbing the stairs to all those different offices lol

If a fraction of the American media would take 10 minutes out of their day to listen to a single extended interview with Putin, they'd understand his logic and where he "is coming from." He's perfectly reasonable. In fact, he is remarkably reasonable. You can tell very quickly that the man is clearly very intelligent. Very charismatic, yet still pretty somber and reserved as a world leader. If I were Russian (I am American) I would absolutely love this man. He takes no shit. And when you examine his foreign policy positions as well as his actual geopolitical moves, I must admit, he is playing the world game of chess as a master. He can see and think many steps ahead of others, and is very well reasoned and calculated. Trump should have no shame in praising him simply as a strong leader. He most definitely is a strong leader. He views on what he sees as American hostility are hard to dismiss if one thinks from his perspective.

Jokes or not, President Vladimir Putin looks like the only adult in the room!

He speaks fluent sarcasm and smiles without showing puns. Very intellectual indeed.

I edited this comment so that the replies don't make sense anymore.

Homosexuality: Oh..em..ugh...uh..ehh..em..eh.. yep you understand the rest.

God damnn.! Germany and firewood joke is becoming a reality.!

представляю лицо переводчика, когда путин произнёс "уконтрапупить"

Just loved the last Snowden part, absolutely the best... " we don't hand over defenders of human rights," Priceless!!!

the american spy joke is priceless

No joke this is a leader… a leader that stands for its people and if all countries had leader like this… things would look better for humanity if you ask me!

President. Putin is good at political jokes. He is a sharp-witted politician, who communicates his ideas with a sense of humor. Most video clips show the bright side of his personality, his fine sense of humor, and his intuition.🌹❤️

May God give him more lifetime.a leader like him should be in every country,then the world will be a better place!

"Russia is not a country that hands out human right defenders".... World BOSS!!!

Putin is genius! He has the ability and the bravery to reveal big truths while telling jokes! Respect!!

Mong Ngài nhiều sức khoẻ ✨💪💪 Vinh quang cho nước Nga ✨🇷🇺✨. Gửi đến Nga 🇷🇺 ngàn thân thương đến từ Việt Nam ✨🇻🇳❤️🇷🇺✨

The answer he gave to the Estonian lady should be for anyone who have lives in victim-mode. Stop crying about your past and look to the future.

Когда Путин шутил про дрова, оказалось что он не шутил

This has aged like very fine wine. He was correct about so much.

I wish we had a leader like Putin in Germany. We are so f*cked... 😩

I love the Joke with the america spy. This was the best.

Absolutely brilliant. 😉😃

Very impressive Vova was at one of the press conferences in the video. He knows all the treaties and dates by heart: -The Treaty of Congress of the People's Deputies Party:: 1989 -The Molov-Ribbentrop Pact - The collusion between Germany and Russia: 1918 -The Treaty of Brest-Litovsk - Another collusion between Germany and Russia:: 1939 And the dates keep coming: 1913, 1941 ... All this straight from his unbelievable brain and without notes. And did I mention his impeccable German ? I don't know what beer you were drunk on at school, President Putin, but it sure did your brains good, in the best way.

I feel sorry that foreigners cannot understand Russian. You have to hear the intonation of Putin, you can't feel it with translation. I didn't like Putin the first 35 years of my life, because I didn't want to understand, didn't read, didn't watch. Now I am really amazed by our president. He will be a legend. Pray he lives a long life.

RUSSIA DOESN'T HAND OVER HUMAN RIGHTS DEFENDERS. That ending was not only funny, it was said with a brilliant eloquence as well. Putin is a lvl 100 boss.

Before i never was into politics, i used to think this man was such a dull character, now that i have to study polity and i watch politicians speeches, i think he is one of the smartest and most eloquent leader currently. Such a sense of humour.

Putin is undoubtedly a fascinating charachter. I can't think of another leader with even a fraction of his charisma.

Intelligent , witty , and to the point ,something west lacks…❤ from India

A real poker-faced comedian , the world is his stage .

I am utturly flabbergasted by this man's honesty. The way he manages to answer questions in such a flanboyant manner its something I wish for many presidents. Guys we do not need any political education to be able to see who speaks the truth in today's world.

Even now, I still like his style. And he knows so much history and politics. I need to learn to speak Russian.

I like VP! He's not perfect, but he obviously is very skilled with diplomacy. He's likeable. Apparently kind hearted, etc.

Love this guy, he is so well versed and knowledgeable, does not read from a script. Unlike American presidents, has a natural sense of humour and a cool style of speaking.

he has a great sense of humor

"What are you going to heat up with? Firewood?" "Well you also have to go to Siberia if you need firewoods" *O O F*

There is one more anegdote. In Oliver Stone's documentary Putin Interviews, Stone watches Dr. Strangelove with Putin and later gives him BluRay of Dr. Strangelove as a gift. Putin thanks him, and leaves, only to return in 5 seconds showing him the empty BluRay box. Stone is uncomfortable, looks around for the disc that stayed in player and Putin says with a smile: Typical american gift. (meaning it's all fancy on the outside and hollow inside), it was a funny moment. :)

On Snowden: "He didn't give us any information..... The bandit!" I lol'd

Putin is such an outstanding remarkable personality. A highly educated and grounded man with a clear and rational mind. I enjoyed this video a lot. I could watch and listen to him endlessly. Besides his humour, he's got a very pleasant and charming attitude👍😃. Great comments btw❤

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Vladimir is very spiritual and have control He feel 110 per cent safety in every moment The way he handle and understands political situation in every moment is tremendous, ready to give his sophisticated comments in unbelievable easy way in every moment Not stressed Not any kind of fear Not than , not now I have feeling that we can learn from him more than from others about justice in international law. Politicians or adjucated personality's on any famous World's University have to watch this .... God Bless You All !!! You make my day Vladimir !!!

Love how Putin replied to serious questions in a humorous way. Humour is a sign of wisdom.

A true, intelligent pollitician... We need more of him in the West.!

我多么爱他，普京是世界上受到最多霸凌的一个人，人们因为西方媒体的谎言而攻击他。甚至俄罗斯国内的人也因为美国资助的非政府组织的煽动而骂他。当你看见世界在发生什么的时候，你怎么可能不支持他呢？可惜那么多人生活在傲慢和无知当中。希望五十年后历史给普京总统一个公正的评价❤️❤️❤️

The King!

His joke about Berlusconi is not only hilarious but also factual, he wouldn’t dare be questioned about his fling with women if he was indeed homosexual

Who could watch him nd not falling in love with him, he is unique, he is God of politics, serious when he has to be with a great sense of humor, Greetings from Palestine Mr president we love you nd stand behind you.

He ist the best, love from germany! Not all people here believe the propaganda from our german government!

Я русский бы выучил только затем, Чтоб ржать, когда шутит ваш Путин

As an American, I thought his joke about the American spy that wanted to give up was very funny. It's nice to see some jokes amid all the BS the world throws around. Plus if you can't laugh at yourself then you have no business laughing at others.

Putin can spoke directly and answer any questions without preparation....he is king of politicians....

Just love him ❤ he is a blessing for humanity, honestly

Wow he is amazing man not only smart but has sense of humour

the one about the firewood was EPIC

Vladimir Putin, a great man whom i have a deep respect for, if i ever meet him, i'll greet him, tell him that he's a great president and that it's an honor to meet him in person. Also "Russia is a country which does not hand over human rights defenders", well said, Mr.Putin, well said! Vladimir Putin really cares about Russia and is not afraid to speak his mind, an honorable man with no doubts.

putin : are you going to heat with firewood? 1st world: laughs 3rd world: whats so funny

omg i love him so much 🤣🤣🤣 what a great president

I am outside of Russia now, and watching it from a foreign countrie makes me love Russia and its folk, with all its religions and nationalities. It is a great country with good people.

1:13 I loved that part, actually laughed IRL x) _"Are you going to heat your houses with firewood? You also have to go to Siberia for firewood ;)"_

Донбасс любит нашего президента 🎉❤

I admire and respect a guy who'd not only in power, but straight-up and truthful in his answers.

I love myself

I didn't know Putin spoke German. What a badass. He speaks it fairly well too.

Putin never jokes, he roasts!

The man is really bright.

Russia is fantastic and I want to live there! No Joke

I am German and i have absolute respekt for that man he is a real boss :)

Таких политиков еще мир долго не увидит

its deadass funnier in russian, also that part when he says "You dont have firewoods either" was underrated

Putin reminds me that Russia produced some of the greatest writers and musicians.

"They owe us 3.5 billion, refund us our money ... create an enabling atmosphere for the talks " 100% PURE PUTIN !!!! Direct, brilliant, fewest words, no double meanings ...

He is brilliant, with sharp mind, and brave!

Brilliant!

Respect to Mr. Putin and 🇷🇺 from the 🇺🇲.

REAL ALPHA MALE ....... intelligent, wise, shrewd, as a woman I'd followed him !!! Regards from Serbia !!!

Love this dude 😂😂😂!

尊重，喜欢普京总统❤❤❤

8:15 Ok, I as native german was happy to not have to read the subtitles anymore, then, suddenly, Putin starts talking german, WhOa

"The bandit! In fact he could tell us something. After all, we provided shelter to him. But he says nothing" bahahha what a genius

🥰😍 could listen and watch him talk forever♡

I really love his sence of humor 😂

The reason he is able to answer most of the questions without a second thought is because he has the gift of photographic memory. It helped him during his KGB days, its helping him as president.

"Do you have a mission?" "Yes." "Then go on with it. Stop inturrupting people when they're trying to work!"

the one with Austria really got me lol!

Awesome video. HE is as sharp as a tack, smart, sharp, witty, he is just ON POINT!

I'm not the only american who loves america but also likes russia as well, right? RIGHT?

Types of popular : -Famous -Legend -Putin

1:15 😂 You don't want Nuclear Power... You don't want Gas... Do you want firewood? I got you covered! 😂

The key to understand Putin is to first know politics and before you start learning about politics you need to understand the moral implications of it. Why? Because people seem to assume that there are virtuously good and bad politicians. That is not the case. In fact politicians on a moral scale are all on the evil side. I like Putin because he is the evil id rather deal with than what we have here in the west and not because he is some god. He is consistent with his ideology and for the past 15 years his actions proved he is a man of his word. He does not switch up like the west does. The hypocrisy of us calling Nelson Mandela terrorist and then persecuting him. Whilst at the same time calling ourselves bastions of human rights. The same time we support Ukraine while bombing Palestine. We say Russia was the only invading force in Europe whilst we bombed Yugoslavia, south Osetia. The United States last year voted against the human rights in the U.N. convention whilst most countries voted for it. France kept proxy colonies in Africa The UK with US intervened in to r Middle East before any provocation. We tried to save Syria by deposing the last democratic government in there. And blame Russia which actually works to strengthen it as an ally. We thought ourselves above Syria that’s why we rather destroy it then help them.

Putin on Snowden: "Russia is not a country that hands out human right defenders" Putin is the best politician ever!

Watching this now makes me realize what a politician fully in control and in full knowledge of his field looks like.

1000% pro Putin. Just love this guy! ❤

One of the greatest leaders in our world 👏🏻