The more I watch this stuff, the less embarrassed I feel about some of the stupid things I've done in my life. Plus I get easy laughs and entertainment. It's a win win.
18:47 >bro on his phone >doesn't notice the slackline in front of him >woman is walking on said slackline *in heels* which is very impressive >dude walks into slackline, falling over and knocking over the woman >blames it on the woman
Bro I would be so pissed if I was her, I’d just straight up show him the video and laugh in his face, bro couldn’t take his eyes off his phone for 2 seconds to watch where he is going
No joke, 6:40 is a great way to drown. You have no idea how powerful water is. You put all your effort into swimming, run out of energy, struggle to stay above water, and then sink and never resurface. Edit - just to hammer the point home, don’t do that, seriously, don’t.
FailArmy doesn't care. Most of these clips are incredibly dangerous lol. The rock climber who falls, the 2 parachuting ones, some of the skating ones could all have ended up as fatal accidents but that's why FailArmy posts them and reuses the clips. They think someone almost dying is funny.
*Skaters, cyclists, sledders continue getting rekt but they never learn lol. Just use the thing normally and youll have fun, exercise and not break teeth/get brain damage.*
Yeah but then FailArmy would have 70% less content to work with. They'd have to go do proper jobs 😏 *look to the camera* and that RU-vid money is SO good *rolls eyes*
@@Heroo01 They are maybe worthless, but play a role in the sorting of the comments if you sort them by relevance or whatever that filter is called in English.
@@Lampe2020 not really, youtube basically just randomizes it. it just means that youll see the biggest comments within a few pages of scrolling. still, that means it's worthless. if people see the bot's comment, they get the same amount of info as if they'd seen the real one. it literally doesn't matter
@@Heroo01 Why do I want to disagree with you? It's because I've done it before, and to people, not bots. Also, it's not worthless, to give a like on a comment. I've seen people react once they get enough likes. If *you* think it's worthless, then I suggest *you* read comments sections after you're done watching videos.
i was fixing to say this, i was like, dude, she was there, you were the one paying more attention to your phone than a damn tight rope that was already set up
he was too pumped by the time he fell, he may have chosen the wrong size nut or rushed placing that piece in the rock. trad fails aren't funny especially when he didn't necessarily do anything obviously wrong
1:36 The good news is that no tragedies occurred. The Fail Army communique is that there was, in fact, a failure. I believe they were supposed to synchronize the opening of their chutes.
@ around the 28:40 mark.... I got so stressed out for that poor dog. Those people were fucking that up so badly it looked like they were waterboarding the dog.
5:39 I can't wait until women realize how empowering and confident no clothes makes you feel over the skin tight, almost painted on looking ones they wear now is. I understand that before the skin tight leggins that are actually sewn so as to go up your ass crack and give a perfect outline of your ass, women were oppressively forced to skateboard and do other athletic activities in jeans, or shorts, or sweatpants,and shirts. Then finally someone who respected women and didn't see them as an object invented clothing that appears like your skin is painted and not actually covered with clothing and women could feel more confident and empowered and preform better. I just can't wait for the day when they realize it is even more performance enhancing and empowering and confidence boosting to wear nothing at all. I mean, if the skin tight clothes help women preform better at the gym and other athletic activities and they are only, "wearing it for themselves" then imagine how being naked would amplify that even further. You would be unstoppable. You go strong women and show the world you don't have to be confined by their objectifying confidence and performance destroying jeans, or sweat pants, or t shirts like men wear during these activities, you can be your best naked selves..
16:50 Thoughts in the dude's head at this moment: "There is no ignorance - there is knowledge. There is no passion - there is serenity. There is no chaos - there is harmony. There is no death - there is the Great Force."😅
Skaters, cyclists, and sledders keep crashing like they're auditioning for a slapstick comedy! Just ride normally, and you’ll have all the fun and exercise without adding broken teeth and brain damage to your list of accomplishments, lol!
I'm surprised nobody's recreated the famous 'Peanuts' scene where Lucy holds a ball and Charlie Brown runs up to kick it. Lucy whips the ball away at the last moment; Charlie Brown goes flying... "Aaugh!" WHAM!😁
