Better McMuffins - You Suck at Cooking (episode 109) 

I’m still adjusting to the lack of intro. So I really do not suck anymore at cooking?

The part when he grabbed the knife and went back into the ball pit was something straight out of the final mission of a call of duty game.

This man really brought a container full of ballpit balls into a public elevator and got into it with his camera just to shoot a three second shot. The dedication. I love it.

The man walked in the middle of a bog with a box full of color balls, planted a few english muffins around him, then took a shot of him popping out of said box, grabbing a knife, and going back in. Just imagine standing-by, watching it all happen.

For the record I think the accordion is a beautiful instrument. It sounds like a chorus of angels. A chorus of angels who may or may not need a decongestant, but angels nonetheless.

I’m never doing drugs in a McDonald’s bathroom again.

I just want to make sure that EVERYONE is aware that at no stage did you see a whole egg in this video. They were all oranges. Look again if you don't believe me. The levels of comedy are vast. I love you YSAC xx

I was not expecting the sudden existential horror, and I loved it.

Imagine walking into an elevator, and see a full grown man shoving a camera in a ball pit while acting delusional

This took a sharp left turn into Don't Hug Me I'm Scared territory.

the surreal horror in this episode is on the level of 'Don't Hug Me I'm Scared' and I fucking love it

That was scarier than 80% of Horror Movies, Good Job

I just wanted an egg mcmuffin not a cinematic masterpiece

I wonder if his girlfriend knew before dating that sometime in the future she'd have to wear a pantyhose over her head to be in her boyfriend's skit about dolls in McDonald's happy meals.

I legitimately got goosebumps when you went back through the ball-pit-portal to save Duck Lady.

Wasn’t expecting to feel existential horror while watching a cooking video

Everybody gangsta until a song doesn't play at the end of a YSAC video.

The amount of work put in this is insane, I'm terrified.

That escalated from me being hungry to me locking my doors 😂😂👍good vid

"It's like an accordion but it sounds good" *Weird Al Yankovic wants to know your location*

You should make another RU-vid channel called “you suck at horror movies” because that doll scene was really creepy yet awesome.

“...and now we’re gonna fry up a slice of ham until it starts *breathing like a l u n g”* can’t say i’ll ever look at ham the same way again

In this episode, YSAC travels through the subdimension of Ballpit Space, an underlying continuum that connects all ballpits across all of space and time.

I love the little smile the lady doll person gave as she was rescued. Creepy af and wholesome at the same time.

Imagine going for a walk to the pond and you just see a guy with a camera, ball pit, knife, and some weird doll talking to himself.

See, this is why I don't use Truffle Oil. Too much creates interdimensional rifts and also the poops. But mostly interdimensional rifts.

"a whisper of salt" - that made my ears go tingly

that was the most intense mcblandles hoppy meal i have ever seen!

In Italy, we usually call mayo + pesto a "blasphemy"

When you accidentally open up a portal to McHell

Believe me when I was genuinely scared of the doll in the elevator, but it took a wholesome turn and now I'm un-traumatized

I love how his videos are full cinematic masterpieces!

I'm so happy this is the first video I've seen on this channel. I was expecting a proper recipe, but got a lifelong trauma :)

He legally has to say "pepper pepper pepper" every time he uses pepper.

No one gonna talk about how he stuck English muffins onto the marsh things at 4:53

I often don't have time to make breakfast in the mornings before work, but after watching this I've been meal prepping like 8 of these on Sundays, then popping them in the microwave. Thank you for making my mornings infinitely better!

He didn’t let the eggs say goodbye to each other, that’s why he is now trapped in the pits of despair. (And colorful balls)

That doll is haunted by the spirit of pimblokto

The lore so far: Part I: Story of Keith Keith Mccarlson is a middle aged man, who owned the channel named How to Basic. One day, he went insane due to an unknown cause and started to create strange videos involving eggs, until he accidentally split the universe. One where he stayed with the HtB channel, and one where he started a new channel named You suck at cooking. He was no longer completely insane, but still didn't have all his sanity. He created a box that contained a doll. He also got in a ballpit that was snuck in as a test made by the government as a test of teleportation. Little did the government know that the teleporter progressively made the user go insane. Keith teleports until he reaches a cardboard room with a doll, identical to the box he made. After getting a knife from the English muffin bog, he attempts to save the doll that he confirmed to be alive. Keith cut through the box and goes through, only to fall several inches. Being tiny from another government device, he is fine. The effects wear off an hour later and he wakes up next to the doll, now not moving. Part II: John Amerdian John was a standard man in the USA. Goes to work in the morning, goes home, eats, then cries himself to sleep. All of that changed when he went to his local Saint Ronald's and won a prize from the egg saint muffin. He was led into a backroom and down a secret hatch into a room where he blacks out. He wakes up in a factory that recycles stuff. He is forced to work for many days, until he gets in severe trouble for writing run on cardboard plastic and stuff. He is brought to a room, where he blacks out a second time, and wakes up as a literal dummy in a government experiment. John sees a man open his box. Desperately, John calls for help, but to no avail. The box closes and John sees a makeshift ballpit appear in a corner. The same man who opened the box appears in the ballpit. John could only move a bit before the man went back into the ballpit. The man comes back shortly with a knife. John thinks that it was the end, but the man cuts through the cardboard, and asks John to come. John agrees and jumps out with him, before waking up in his apartment on the soft couch. It was all a dream, he tells himself. But if it was a dream, why did it feel like he was on a floor.

The bits where he's diving through the ball pit cracked open some ancient vaults of memory for me and for that I am grateful. Take my like, I'm already subscribed.

Tfw you’re just trying to make a sandwich and you end up time-traveling to dashcon

This man literally lives all over the world.

The combination of low calories and a great price makes the mcoxygen a great sandwich for anyone on a budget or diet.

I'm blown away by the amazing storytelling. Woah! That was one of the best and the absolute best cooking video I've ever seen

"Honey, why is that guy in a box full of balls in the elevator?"

He’s really feeding the “theory” that he’s how to basics sane brother

The way you do videos is ahead of the curve, amazing work.

Probably one of the best episodes of this show I've ever seen, and the reason I am now subscribing.

Me, a fool: gee this video is so normal, so unlike ysac’s usual style Three mcguffins later: Me: ah

How is it you’ve managed to teach me to cook and fear in 6 minutes

I'm watching this on the bus and everyone is staring at me because I'm laughing too hard

I used to be intimidated by cooking, but this video was like a gateway drug to me starting. This man is a real inspiration. Even if he writes video scripts while on a drug trip...

Me: Can we buy toy story 4? Mom: we already have toy story 4 at home Toy story 4 at home: 5:07

This video gave me some real “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared” vibes

This channel is consistently great and hilarious. Great work as usual!

Just to clarify for our American audience, English muffins don't actually grow on stalks like that... They typically grow closer to the ground, like pumpkins, to avoid the harsh English winter frosts.

2:38 Italian here, and I only want to tell you that when you mixed pesto with mayonnaise my grandmother immediately vaporized.

We're gonna get another series guys, just wait until he reveals that it's all connected to the Egg series and Pimblockto

You sir, just made my day and a new subscriber ! Love your originality and tour content dude !

I just came across this. Channel and I'm so glad I did. One of the most interesting channels I've seen in a long time. Im here for all the weirdness .

The ending was so wholesome i thought he was gonna stab the doll.

This man just keeps random SCPs in his kitchen.

That was hilarious. First video I’ve seen on this guy and I cracked up

I was on the edge of my seat throughout that whole end sequence omg. The story was so intense. Like I literally held my breath. Does not help that no one else is home. The filming was fantastic, though.

If the master himself decides no intro then there's a reason. 551 likes in 5hrs thx

The amount of shade that was thrown at accordions was insane

pfft love the humor. I love how you bite it and then take a perfectly good muffin and cut it and add it to the one you bit

This is just perfect. Cooking show plus drama plus mystery 😀 I just love you!

Because I know everyone has needed this: -McDonalds Egg McMuffin -McBlonalds Beg McDuffin -McMuffler -Keg McNothing -McKnucklin -McCronalds Leg McBuffin -McZondals Beg McLuffin -McBlandles Zeg McGuffin

I have been subbed for several months now, and I just wanted to say, this channels lore is bizarrely more extensive than I once thought

never cease to amaze me with your creativity

I love how it's so different and so much more funnier than regular cooking videos BRAVO!!!👏 👏 👏 👏 😭

Not gonna lie, I could really go for a McOxygen after watching this

SCP-5079 - Begg McDuffin

the fact that this wasn't even a halloween episode just makes me love this channel so much

This is now my favorite episode of this show!

This is the best YSAC episode in at least ten, probably more.

I would grab an Irish muffin. They are easier to teach English

Why was this the hardest you went in production value on a YSaC I've ever seen? That was amazing.

I can't believe this is a cooking channel I just found your channel today. Love it! This is my second video.

Am the only one who misses the “You suck at cooking” in the beginning?

This berserker grabbed a coffee mug out of a microwave with his barehands

Very happy I found this channel in my suggestion feed. This is how people should look at cooking. It's fun. This channel is hilarious. I'm trying to avoid binge watching because it Sunday and there's shit to do. Awesome 🤘

just found you a couple hours ago, will watch all of your epsodes for sure!

He linked the egg series at the end, is this gonna be another series? The Happy Meal/ Despair Meal series? I always love the creative drama flares he puts in these types of videos! That egg one was really fun to watch, so was the Pimblokto lore. Hope this gets developed more

As a boy raised by a single mother, I'm curious how the Mcbastard is made?

The amount of effort in his videos is not necessary but at the same time I love it

Okay, first time seeing your stuff. What an excellent first impression!

*falls into ballpit* "Hey. You're finally awake."

Jesus Christ I’m about to go to bed and thought “yes, a YSAC to end the day!” Now it’s going to be nightmares.

That ending was pure perfection

I cannot believe I put this in my watch later for two months!

The effort that goes into these is just amazing, i love every single second of em The Ballpit part is insanely good

I officially know, after nine weeks of quarantine, that it has broken me, bc I cried when he went back to rescue the doll. Thought he was gonna kill it, instead he saved it, instant sobbing. GD I needed that. Carry on

This was my first YSAC episode. I have now binged the previous 100 episodes and have arrived back where I began

I came for the recipe and cooking tutorial but I stayed for the captivating story-telling. 10/10, would watch again.

imagine having a youtuber roomate and one day he like: ayy you want a role in a vid? "ye sure why not" ok... 4:42

Its about time someone made a sequel to inception, i could do without the advertising but this trailer looks soild

What goes through that beautiful mind when you make crazy skits like this lol, either way it’s awsome!

The deeplore on this channel always warms my heart. I thirst to know all the story.