Better to be a Werewolf or a Vampire? | BIG BRAIN 

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Yes, but his cum isn't the same density as a lead bullet. So it'd be more like getting shot by a twenty two paint simunition round.

@@orglightning281 get a job

Wad this filmed before Andrew tate was charged with being a sex trafficker kidnapper and all that? Surprised you took the question tbh. Good to know about sonic. But if he comes inside the .22 won't get that far so probably less dangerous that a facial. Big brain.

Answering the questions that matter

Right!

Although the Romans are gone there echos still live on

You know what, I actually think they would.

Absolutely right my friend!

It's like that episode of Black Mirror. Tom and Don f*cked after filming this.

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The first question got the boys a lil horned up they love talking about how they would bang each-other

Agreed

It's the best thing on RU-vid period!

It's one of my favorite things in general

you should try cream crew. tom don and meatcanyon

@@somerandolad right next to cream crew

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Bro no! I worked at a mental institution and one of the patients basically painted what you're describing but it was of himself holding a hyper realistic weird little pink man in a suit. Shit was haunting...

@@dbjdi sounds amazing!

If your a vampire you can’t see yourself in the mirror how do you know what your hair looks like? You’d think you’re looking like a model in reality you look like Boris Johnson 😂

​@@PissoffgooglePlimplimyou make a selfie

or watch cream crew. its literally all 3

Everyone has though about smashing Don at one point.

@@ReaIHuman Fair point.

Play Andrew Tate clip on loops and I’m coming out like Gohan 💯

andrew actually has clips going out and cracking jokes/fun where as ben would be nothing but a constant lecture

​@@imbored4130Gohan came out?

Dear God. Now I know what Hell 🔥 probably looks like

@@stellviahohenheim No , he's still canonically in the hyperbolic-time closet.

If you're talking about Underworld style werewolves, then I don't know why you'd pick vampire.

@@sacredbeastzenon Most would pick Underworld werewolf even if it would take time to master transforming. Though i think arrogant douches would choose vamp because they cannot bother mastering anything!

You don't have to look at the moon to transform, there's no mythological transcripts dating back to the variations of lycanthropy that suggest you need to look at it, in many cases tho there are chill werewolves that serve as guardians to people, and then theirs the horrific ones that involuntarily transform you into a monstrosity of carnage, chaos and pain, these ones, the process of the turn is agonising, your bones stretch and crack, your skin peels back, your teeth and nails fall out, it ain't pretty. But same Werewolf is a better of the two, just find the chill ones in Europe and you'll be G

Plus why control is so absurd? It should be possible.

I don’t know. I want to be something else than just another type of ape for a day

Vampires dont have to worry about.. The Crusade of the Black Templars.....brrrr

However, you would have to pretty much live in your house all the time because of the huge list of things that vampires are allergic to. You might as well become a full time streamer in a basement, unless you already do that /j

​@@asleepyb0i400Aw fuck I didn't think about the allergy thing, skit. That means you'd have to probably shop at whole foods or some shit and go broke. Yeah fuck that shit I guess I'd rather be forced into a life of being furry bait than into a life of NPC streaming to be able to afford my $50 toilet paper that won't make my sensitive ass skin bleed.

Running water blocks your path.

ah yes, but tom and don post 5x a month on cream crew patreon

you havent listened to cream crew on tom and dons second channel

watch cream crew. its tom don and meatcanyon

have you seen cream crew. tom don and meatcanyon all collab

@@imdead260 I've not, but I'll certainly look into it. Thanks for the heads up!

So the two female best friends wake up in bed, both nocked up by the male version of the other? Shotgun lesbian wedding ensues?

you havent listened to cream crew on tom and dons second channel

@@imdead260 I have, this is just better though.

@@afternoononthebeach6818 fair enough

Speech is in a different area of the brain from memories and stuff and the damage that caused the retrograde amnesia could have completely missed the speech area.

I think the saving grace of vampirism is that it gives you eternal life and something akin to eternal youth as well. As long as you keep drinking human blood

It depends of the type of vampirism or lycanthropy. Some vampires don't flash fry in sunlight or some werewolves are immortal.

Werewolves can only change during a full moon and they usually have no consciousness of their transformation. Vampires are way better and they have full control of their minds the entire time.

@@MarvinPowell1 In the Underworld franchise werewolves are in complete control of their transformation. Only newly turned werewolves are subjected to transform during a full moon. Skyrim is another setting where vampires and werewolves play by different rules.

@michielartz8232 True, but eternal life kinda sucks when you have to watch your family and friends die of old age. You’d also have to go through the process of changing your identity every lifetime and keep your hunger in check.

It depends on the type of vampirism or lycanthropy. In the Underworld series vampires and werewolves aren't supernatural, but mutants. They're both immortal and have regeneration. One is vulnerable to sunlight while the other is vulnerable to silver. They're similar to Spider-man.

@sacredbeastzenon same goes for the werewolves in some comics and moves they can control their transformation and doing even during the day. Kinda like how the Hulk gets angry.

@@sacredbeastzenon True but, brother, no one's using fucking Underworld ruleset for vampirism when they're considering this situation.

you havent listened to cream crew on tom and dons second channel

you havent listened to cream crew on tom and dons second channel

The velocity difference wouldn't be that much. Also keep in mind, it's not like his cock is a gun, what gives his sperm super speed is his own velocity, so if he cums while sprinting, realistically the cum would just smear down his dick and onto his body before getting flinged off due to air drag. But lets say his cock is a gun and he is able to add another 700 or w/e miles per hour to his cum, I'm not really sure how liquids react in a situation like that, but I'd expect it to blow apart as soon as it slams into the air once leaving his gun cock. Though the problem with "super powers" in fiction is that they often fail to address the "monkey paw effect". For example, does sonic have the durability to be pelted by debris while running faster than the speed of sound? Doesn't he run with his eyes open? What about friction, both on his body, and on the ground? He'd have to be really fucking heavy to stay on the ground while kicking his legs that fast. Hell there are plenty of cars and boats that don't come close to 700mph that have a hard time staying on the ground. And then there is drag. Not only is there a lot of air to fight through while going forward, he just doesn't have the right shape to have that air push him down towards the surface or stop air from pushing him up and off the surface. Anyways, assuming Sonic has hidden (or not hidden, i don't know anything about hedgehogs) powers that makes him resistant to these "monkey paw effects" than he should be able to blow through a load of cum regardless of the velocity difference, if not, then Egg man just needs to put sprinklers everywhere so sonic is constantly pelted by drops of water at a 700+ mph difference in velocity (if he wants to "go fast" at least).

you havent listened to cream crew on tom and dons second channel

you havent listened to cream crew on tom and dons second channel

The reasonable answer would probably be that it'd remain where it is, but inside the Wolffian duct, which is what remains when a male embryo terminates female development. It's essentially an undeveloped vagina, much like how the clitoris is an undeveloped penis. Human bodies are after all sexually dimorphic, but start off with the same basic options. That's why men too have breasts, just undeveloped :)

And vampire astronauts with s crew that can sustain them can just dawn a up protection suit and doo all kinds of things in space because they are basically immune to it.

you havent listened to cream crew on tom and dons second channel

@imdead260 thanks I'll give that a go

you havent listened to cream crew on tom and dons second channel

@@imdead260 if not I will soon

😂 oh God he right

lol

But what if you are a women werewolf and your cyle dosen't sync up :O

Fair point, vampire would be superior because you could turn that once a month occurrence into a fancy feast.

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