Biden Spider-Man Cold Open - SNL 

I wonder if people actually think he ran 4 times before now and lost. He ran 2x

@@Laura-kl7vi wow...

@@Laura-kl7vi Actually, 3 times. First time got him the VP job for 8 years.

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LOLOLOLOL This....

Build back better clean up 45 mess 🌊 🇺🇸

@@population-_-420 never knew Trump started covid, that's some interesting news.

Wow if this wasn't laugh-out-loud for most people, I don't know what would be.

Well that case #SCREAM5 is to blame too because it just beat out Spider-Man in the box office

@@population-_-420 You realize that SNL is mocking people like you right? they are making fun of Bidens inability to accept responsibility for failed policy. Everyone hates Biden, he has a 31% approval rating which is lower than what Trump almost ever had.

I've been waiting for someone to say it's a super-spreader event.

@@sandal_thong8631 - 🤷🏻‍♀️😬🦠

Same here lol

FR!!!!!

Me too🤣

I hope I can remember that when Rotten Tomatoes comes up in conversation.

In all Seriousness Au Gratin Potatoes are Delicious 😋. Most people do pretty simple versions of It but if you use different ingredients like fresh herbs different types of onions and roasted garlic and expensive cheeses it Really goes up to a Different Level...

Ohh and like Heirloom fingerling Potatoes, I recommend those 😋.

AGT in da house! When is Olivia Jensen coming back?

It didn't work for me at all because there was no real logic here. Parody and satire only work well when they take actual events or facts, and then paint them in a manner that points out the absurdity such as Mad Magazine had done so well for so many years. Even Weird Al's song parodies work well because his humor is based on a very close parody of an original song or music video, with an absurd twist. This SNL cold opening just was not very intelligently written and lacked the sheer brilliance that I would expect of good parody or satire. Children could have written this cold opening. It was just that juvenile, and not good parody or satire.

@@paulhooson6850They are too afraid of mocking him. In the old days, anything goes which is real satire. I agree very juvenile.

@Truth Decentralization this is a comedy show. How is your comment funny?

So true, that it is sad lol.

IF you are serious, then I have only one real question. If yu had tickets for tomorrow instead of last week, would you have still seen Spiderman after watching this?

@@richardmiranda640 Great! How is it for you? Broke already? Glad to hear that!

get well soon!

How do you feel?

Oh no. God bless you guys. I am never going to the movies again. You know this was written by snl writers after their own outbreak. Wonder how that started over there eh? My take is Im like vin diesel cgi 2and a half hr fest without a plot thats coming out on dvd in 3 weeks? Umm not worth being pancaked face down in a diaper in an induced coma (ok that part was the only selling point) with a tube in my pee pee. Hard no there.

@PERLINNOISE are you talking about Trump?

@@DeeWeber Thanks for proving your ignorance.

@@DeeWeber No we're talking about the Dementia patient you voted in office. You know the one your party is going to primary and send to the retirement home after his first term.

@@DeeWeber Obviously your very confused. This is about Joe Biden.

And that he rambles as usual

Do you smoke weed?

I think not

Same.

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Me neither....better just wait to buy it on itunes

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Quotes video we all just watched and still manages to butcher the quote

My ticket is for NBA and NFL games so I’m fine 🙄 #wearenotleaving

"THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

My buddy just got his 3rd booster, went and saw this and got covid....I was like man, I thought the vaccine was supposed to help prevent that bro. He was also wearing a mask and dodnt sit near anyone let alone get any snacks out of concern for spreading covid via food.

Oh shoot it's sarah....SEE ME IN A RED DRESS NO DIFFERENT FROM THE REST!

Truth in entertainment

Reminds me of some of those early Twilight Zone episodes my Dad would let me stay up late and watch when I was 7 years old, and then my Mom would be mad at him because I would have nightmares for a Week, Hahahahahahahaha 😀🌶️⚡!!!

It was one of the only lines that wasn’t Democratic Party propaganda.

@@AetheriusLamia Calm down boomers.

​@@AetheriusLamia There is no such thing as Democratic propaganda. Come back to reality.

Having sudekis pop in would’ve been wild

@@johnmandato344 not sure if you guys are being sarcastic, but they did this exact same thing like a month ago

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Oh, man. Except they did that already. But since when has that stopped SNL?

@@johnmandato344 Sudeikis and Carrey would have been awesome.

They should do a three-way Get In The Cage sketch with Johnson, Samberg and Cage.

He does look like he could do that

Or Jim Carrey

I thought that was the Nick Cage impression and he was confused.

He could but then Nick Cage himself would show up

I just want to find 11,780 votes 🤢 we are rounding the corner its like a miracle it will disappear 🤦

uh havn't seen one of these waste of times since the very first one with Toby the rightful Spidy. BTW I was around and had the first couple of hundred spiderman comics, went to college and my OCD sister threw them all out in Mint condition.

I’ve only seen it once I want to see it again

Yeah but this past weekend #SCREAM5 beated out Spider-Man in the box office

@@mayflower7811 I guess they stopped seeing Spider-Man on Sunday and Monday.

I use do security for the movie theater ....So really do got a point ...Than When Yall had clean the theater in a certain time ...With the line outside waiting to get in theater

Thank You!

Spiderman: Super Spreader Event

Well in my defense I only went to see Spiderman one time, and it was during the day and not a full theater, hehe.

I have not gone to see any entertainment since this all started ! Most people in entertainment work for ? I can't say who !

Is no common sense.

The fact people voted Biden in should have been evidence of that

Reminds me of that Band Talking Heads, album Stop Making Sense, They were Way ahead of Their Time...

Really? I thought trump had gone and the "adults were now in the room".

@@chrisnieto5547 I know right... well the parents have jobs at China so they are never home... they just give a shit tone of money to who ever screams the loudest.. then leaves the doors wide open lol .. I love how kristen S was this cool bi politician that every one loved.. now she is saving America from socialism and the evil crazy person on snl lol

you must be a dull person.

Funniest thing I heard/saw in 2 weeks now.

Yes I’m sure this will go down in Snl history as one of the greats...

Same, didn't do shit but watch spiderman. Good holiday tho no vovid

I dont get you super hero people. Shit is cringe and just terrible. What's the thing you like about those movies?

@@jonny-b4954 You don't get that people like things that you do not? What a lonely life you have.

​@@ArcaJ And what a confusing life you must have so confused by the simplest of statements. ;) Oh, I kid. No, I understand the concept that people like things I do not. That's why I asked, in an attempt to understand, what they liked. But really, was just a vent for my deep-seated hatred, yes hatred, (haha) that is aimed at the fact I think it's a downgrade in the style of film they've popularized for all of moviegoers. In the long run, at least. It's this yearly, Hollywood action blockbuster shat out year after year after year for a billion bucks in profit to the point it's become a soulless corporate cash grab with no heart or passion in it. Just sequel after sequel after sequel and they ain't making anything "new" anytime soon. Until they literally burn audience members out. The movies blatantly appeal to the lowest common denominator of viewer. And I just cannot stand how there's nothing creative coming out of Hollywood really anymore, because these are the movies that draw people in. Why would you take a risk on a new creative concept for the same cost when you can just remake another braindead superhero movie that guarantees you a billion in revenue? I dislike this. Same shit they do in video game industry with Call of Duty and shit. Same thing with Star Wars (notice how they aren't making any now that audience members are burnt out and appalled, still made billions in profit)

@@jonny-b4954 Because not everyone decides what they do and don't like based on how popular it is. Some people just enjoy things for what they are. Like eating popcorn. That shit is so cringe. It's literally just corn, like the same flavorless crap everybody and everything eats. Truly the lowest common denominator and why make a new product using something else when corn syrup and ethanol and corn whisky are so uncreative but make billions. Corn is destroying the ecosystem. But people still just like popcorn.

🤣 great minds and all, I had exactly the same thought!

You didn’t watch today’s press conference I guess lol

​@@Ezzcare The one where he got frustrated and asked for "quick" and "easy" questions only after about an hour? Yeah, we all saw it, dear. Your President is wicked smaht!

@Peter Griffin shhhh. Not on my turf.. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-uOLpcrw-leM.html

They were good to include no spoilers

@@lizardmandx Well, almost no spoilers. He did say Aunt May was dead in so many words.

@@BeeWhistler did I miss that? I thought he just mentioned her being hot

@@lizardmandx that’s what he said. Bee Whistler is just trying to spoil the movie.

Here’s the theory. It really is 78,000 years from 2022. Everyone is just role playing Fall of the American Empire sim. Most are content to stay true to their roles like the nopixel GTA V role playing cops…..some just say fuck it and install the cheat code. People like Elon Musk and Pete Davidson. I mean Pete really fucked up during the character creation selection. Decided to nerf himself in the face dept, but rumor is he went cartoonish during the genitalia sizing. And me? I just sold a Jpeg of a monkey and made more money in one transaction then most make after years of working. Here’s the cheat code. 9356. You tap your upper right bicuspid 3 times and sub vocalize the code and Tech Support will abide by your Wild commands. You can’t clip through the map through…..collision cording really good…guess the sim had some dedicated environmental artists.

Pete Davidson is also the least talented cast member, so it's pretty easy to flame him. Really hoping this is his last season.

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Well it's not sportsmanly for other people to make fun of him.

No it's just the end of days.

Lol 😂 lol 😂

I work box office. I am scared about covid and Spider-Man effects

Same here!

Honestly same here. I watched it last week and now I am COVID positive athome

@@patrickcasey3618 Just don't eat them ! Worked for me .

That’s just stupid

Yeah. 2016 election happened right after they won.

Also since Harambe died and Leo won the Oscar.

As also a Cubs fan, I have been saying this for the past year, the Cubs winning destroyed the sense of our universe. So I laughed really loud. Don't worry though, when the Cubs win again in 2129, the world will go back to normal! Just a few more years!

Lmao. Huge fan here too. I swear everything about that year was amazing. It's all gone downhill from that point.

Yeah, this real world is shit.

Bet Universal ❤️ that Disney & Sony gets free publicity.

It was brilliant

@Truth Decentralization so who cares about Black people? Black people?

Yes but SNL leaves the gloves on for Dems now. They used to be brutal on everyone & it was hilarious. Now they have a smaller audience than kids on RU-vid in their parents’ basements.

Have you heard of president FDR, who was in a wheelchair, and served 3 terms as president, through wwII? How about Kennedy, through his illness. They turned out to be the most powerful and popular presidents the US has ever had.

@@wsmcke Physical impairments don’t equal mental ones.

I had no idea that Biden didn't answer media questions. Apparently it's a pretty big thing, since every 5th comment is saying this exact thing.

@@yacobz must be pretty damning then.

Biden is known as the walkaway president

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exactly because he is the president. Its not Congress. There is no time. lol

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Know one knows what’s going on right now. God helps us all.

@@kreyolappliance1469 Joe himself probably saw this thinking it was really him!😂

He’s the cause of this

"THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

@paulthorpeee you are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

@dietotaku are you Biden for life?

@@jonathanbryant1582 he’s probably not, Biden voters don’t idolize him like yall do Trump. We ain’t a cult

He also does both Trump and Biden really well. That's has impressed me. I like his Biden way more than when Jim Cary came on and did the one for their debates.

"THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

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It exists, it's called Democracies which are actual People's Republics like South Korea. The Greeks and Romans had them too.

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@@KaytiebugofKC Tell that to Julius Caeser.

@@buckrogers7498 clearly you don't know your history very well and my husband, who is an actual Historian and Theologian, is laughing his ass off right now because we had just discussed how someone would use their baseless, poor understanding of what Julius Caesar was actually like to argue how what I said was wrong to them. Do you know how he was usurped, how he died, and WHO made that decision? Let me tell you, it wasn't just an ignorant, angry Roman shooting him just because they didn't like what he said/thought in a social media post as it would be in Western Culture today lol

Retrumplicans ameriKKKa

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Go Brandon

Lol! What did you say?!

Who cares..

Wow, did you exchange contact info? I'm strangely invested in this. . .

I remember you interrupting our Cobra Kai class. You punk.

That story was funnier than this snl skit…

Third time watching/listening and I'm still grinning as I write this.

Made by a pumpkin bomb

*was

yeah, and every time they reboot the franchise, she gets younger

I thought I was the only one attracted to her. I’m in my late 20s and I’d pick her over every other woman in the movie.

@@MemphiStig Marissa Tomei is 57-- she' s not that young.

HOPE you dont get long covid - 24 months Ive had it, walk wiht a stick now.

@@piccalillipit9211 take a lot of vitamin D

Sprite and chicken soup should help cure it.

@@zkkauffm9140 - 4,000 IU of vit D a day in oil. Vit C Vit K2. My diet is unprocessed real food locally grown or reared. Vit D helps for sure - so I appreciate you taking the time to write. The long covid terrible but the worst is it attacked my knees. I used to run 5km a day wiht my dog. Gym 6 days a week - not I walk with a stick most days. today was a good day - no stick.

Hell yeah best movie ever! These dudes intubated in the Covid unit are missing out on the fun!

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Yes! Yes! That would have been the over the top moment that would have made this iconic

I was kinda expecting the 'Nerd' to be played by Tom Holland himself.

John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt???

@@Psychol-Snooper here’s an Oscar for best joke in a RU-vid comment section. 🏆

It's like this cold opener was written by the RNC. Even that's wrong-he ran 2x not 4, before, dropped out both times in the primaries. Also they say the only think in the way is 2 Democrats-while really it's them and 50 Republicans.

@@Laura-kl7vi The reason you don’t look at why he dropped out of the race, shows where the problem is. He shouldn’t have ever been elected into any office, and he continues to plagiarize and makes inappropriate racial comments.

@@Laura-kl7vi SNL head writer Colin Jost is clearly a Bernie bro.

@@Laura-kl7vi You really need to do your homework. It's like you only covered half of history, and chose to ignore the other half. Biden is really old, go back a long, long, long time so you can learn more 😉 from history.

@@azanzzy566 That's how bad your god-king Trump was - he got destroyed by a 78 yr old man who didn't come close to the Oval office in his first two tries.

I want pictures of Spiderman!?! He's a menace!

J. Jonah Jameson clearly wants to keep seeing Spider-Man, with those constant requests of pictures.

Exactly

Trump didn't take questions either. It's sad that presidents aren't more transparent. Obama was great about answering questions though.

@@buckrogers7498 lol Obama was the master at bull shitting lol!!

@@buckrogers7498 trump would answer tons of questions. He stopped taking questions from specific papers because they would constantly twist his words.

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Doubt it. His handlers don’t let him do press conferences

yeah maybe they can do one with him and his daughter in a shower -like in her true life dairy

@John Bryer Nope, Joe is a cool guy and a true adult. No insulting SNL, no whining, swooning, drama, or hissy fits Trump style.

@@fireboltaz Do lies make you feel powerful, lessen the pain of losing?

@@steviebonez6708 So, you tune in to Project Veritas fantasy? Such lack of self-esteem!

They already did that skit.

Compared to Jim Carrey he is solid, but still not a good impression.

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Sooo funny!

This was horrible

Worst Biden impression ever, imho

@@matsmith5937According to the Military Times, it's the Taliban that was blocking retired vets and charter planes. It was back in September.

That because the old fool is asleep before this comes on

@@robertaguilar2968 He’s only 3 years older than your boy and he’s busy doing shit like actually running a country. Very tiring.

@@patton303 my boy was running the country,your decrepit old fool is messing it up. Like your beloved Obama said, never underestimate the ability of Joe to f..ck things up. And he was right. Let's go Brandon!!!

You think Joe Biden is in control of his socials? That's nice.

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@@DavidPoddany crazy

Right. SNL has always had jokes about the respective current presidents, but only when it's a Republican do they insinuate nasty, CNN-rhetoric approved slander. All Presidents deserve harsh criticisms, but it's when they hold punches their bias is clear to all.

wait you think that portraying him as a raving lunatic who believes obviously incorrect conspiracy theories is pulling their punches?

Yup

@@brentchaffin9603 either you don't want to recognize the bias or you legitimately can't see what the deal is. Either way, that worthy of my pity and you can have it.

@@brentchaffin9603 yeah people like you don’t see how the media constantly protects and defend Biden and so a skit that is frankly a little flattering to Biden you think SNL is being hard on him please

Sounding coherent and competent is far from perfect...have u ever watched Biden speak?

Biden doesn't even take questions from reporters.

@@0817sweetstacy well, the last guy didn't even have press briefings for the last half of his term. 🤷‍♂️

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You know it's a parody because the real Biden would of held up his list of pre-approved journalist before taking questions.

Yeah I had trouble buying that part. Lol

can't fix stupid but the red hats make it easier to identify

@@population-_-420 what blows my mind is how that man still loves in people's heads even after being out of office for a year. So glad I left both party lines years ago.

@@population-_-420 the headstones make it easier to identify Biden voters, FJBFU2

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@@TheHopetown fjb