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Big Jay Oakerson - Virgin Holocaust - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored 

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When Big Jay Oakerson was 17, he lost his virginity to an older woman who had mastered sex moves he just wasn't ready for.
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@standup
@standup 5 лет назад
In the mood for more This Is Not Happening? Watch comedians' most outrageous sex and romance stories here: ru-vid.com/group/PLD7nPL1U-R5p26gyn9MH4nOit3BcfNyYZ
@jasonderryberry3222
@jasonderryberry3222 2 года назад
Why
@Depuratumba
@Depuratumba 7 лет назад
big jay, ali siddiq, and joey coco diaz - best storytellers on these, by far
@lordinfamous7633
@lordinfamous7633 7 лет назад
Guido Flichman Mexicans got boots on!!
@brunsta234
@brunsta234 6 лет назад
Guido Flichman Sean Patton
@jkwalzo
@jkwalzo 6 лет назад
(Whispers) CiCi!
@christopherduvall7244
@christopherduvall7244 6 лет назад
Mexicans got boots on
@tchelo98
@tchelo98 6 лет назад
Mexicans got on boots
@thesmellycatjazz
@thesmellycatjazz 7 лет назад
I've consistently hated the intros to all these.
@LoveTheAutumnAir
@LoveTheAutumnAir 7 лет назад
The Smelly Cat's Jazz I skip 'em every time
@JPZoober
@JPZoober 7 лет назад
they are not that bad. defiantly not long so its not annoying and for the most part interesting and crazy. this one had a nice Monty python twist
@thesmellycatjazz
@thesmellycatjazz 7 лет назад
James Phair After reading your comment, I've come to the conclusion that I still hate the intro.
@JPZoober
@JPZoober 7 лет назад
cool
@Pressed_For_Time
@Pressed_For_Time 7 лет назад
I just press "L" 4 times. This intro was longer though.
@MrTigerlore
@MrTigerlore 6 лет назад
Guess the show doesn’t cost much to run. So they blow half the budget on the intros.
@lordtachanka903
@lordtachanka903 5 лет назад
Tiger H. Lore I always skip em lol
@minifridge8315
@minifridge8315 5 лет назад
Yeah I only watch Ari intros
@Fractured676
@Fractured676 5 лет назад
So much hate on this one. I loved it, its a reference to Monty Python.
@Philtr3
@Philtr3 4 года назад
AKA Aris; ego?
@headsworthtg3585
@headsworthtg3585 4 года назад
Chris Mulkey Ah, I see you are a man of culture, good sir
@maddbutcher666
@maddbutcher666 7 лет назад
Oh she was damaged for sure
@PostalPatriot556
@PostalPatriot556 6 лет назад
That bongs never been used you imposter 😂
@MrTigerlore
@MrTigerlore 6 лет назад
Adrian Thomas yes it is; but you often pay for it big time.
@ryanglacier30
@ryanglacier30 3 года назад
Her uncle used to smell her bike seat when she was a child
@TheSunshineGroup
@TheSunshineGroup 7 лет назад
starts at 1:18 maybe someone already did this but I'm doing it again if so
@mattway18
@mattway18 6 лет назад
Thanks, Caleb. Now go back to the Renegade Media Group where you belong.
@NYCmob79
@NYCmob79 4 года назад
this comment needs to be #1 or pinned.
@violetnoire8253
@violetnoire8253 7 лет назад
Jesus, that Enigma impression is perfection xD
@chavamma
@chavamma 5 лет назад
VioletNoire what song was that?
@schechter01
@schechter01 5 лет назад
@@chavamma This one: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-x4maoo4A3x4.html
@ianamon2890
@ianamon2890 4 года назад
@Devbo Slice the RETURN to innocence ;)
@RoadUser_Motovlog
@RoadUser_Motovlog 4 года назад
HOLY CRAP i've never heard that song before and it's SPOT ON!
@roostercocksmith
@roostercocksmith 4 года назад
Enya. Not enigma. I still got the joke tho and it was spot on. Lmao. His impression overcame his mistake on the name.
@Filip3silva
@Filip3silva 5 лет назад
These intros are dumb and creep me out man...
@geoffreyurmoms9465
@geoffreyurmoms9465 5 лет назад
This one in particular bro fr
@cummingonyourface
@cummingonyourface 5 лет назад
Tell Ari that
@massacer57
@massacer57 5 лет назад
They are a cry for attention from Ari I think.
@Sprite_525
@Sprite_525 5 лет назад
Martin Leon - Ari didn’t want intros or any corny corporate bells and whistles. Hence he’s gone
@JoshFant
@JoshFant 5 лет назад
pussy
@boomhower4731
@boomhower4731 5 лет назад
Lmao . when he said he looked like a baby that shit was hilarious
@AndrewJaws
@AndrewJaws 7 лет назад
I really need to see jay in person, cracks me up every time. Just pure comedy, seems like a dude you would want to sit and have a beer with.
@SirDavidAsher
@SirDavidAsher 8 месяцев назад
Those are my favorite types of comedians!
@herbtenderson7335
@herbtenderson7335 6 лет назад
That Enigma impression was spot on 😂
@haymaker710
@haymaker710 7 лет назад
My mother wouldn't let me use her credit card to buy concert tickets over the phone. Your mom is cool.
@NotYetEst
@NotYetEst 5 лет назад
Your mom just blows.
@MrMutou
@MrMutou 5 лет назад
Lucky bastard😂 my mom wouldn't even let me use her card to get cash back...I used to have to sneak to do ANYTHING let alone get some pussy...the struggle of strict parents🤦🏽‍♂️
@fearsin5513
@fearsin5513 4 года назад
You should never give your credit card over the phone anyways
@mlonjuice4385
@mlonjuice4385 3 года назад
@@NotYetEst you have pills as a banner on your profile im sure your mom did perfect🤣
@federicoeiriz42
@federicoeiriz42 7 лет назад
Imagine how hilarious Patrice O'neal would've been on this show
@diabloturco8849
@diabloturco8849 5 лет назад
Bruh
@tonyalder8037
@tonyalder8037 5 лет назад
Omigod dog
@tatsusama3192
@tatsusama3192 5 лет назад
RIP 😢
@iesickboy
@iesickboy 5 лет назад
Patrice was actually a mentor to Jay.
@jaefrmbk2k
@jaefrmbk2k 3 года назад
Relationships King
@MDSF90
@MDSF90 5 лет назад
Big Jay is a *F’N RIOT!* Love his stories. Keep him around CC. We appreciate him more and more each time he is on this stage and I know for a fact I speak for _EVERYONE!_ LOL!
@ThisOldHat
@ThisOldHat 7 лет назад
Damn, Joey Fatone really let himself go.
@porkbeast3000
@porkbeast3000 7 лет назад
Thisold Hatte fatone by name fat one by nature
@Martinez_Got_Jokes
@Martinez_Got_Jokes 7 лет назад
lmfaooo
@MANC2311
@MANC2311 7 лет назад
Funny thing is,Joey has,they got photos together on Shiprocked or something.Like twins
@RetroIsaac
@RetroIsaac 4 года назад
Joey Fatone is already fat you can't make that joke.
@elronyd3511
@elronyd3511 5 лет назад
I'm happy I found this guy.
@dasuberedward
@dasuberedward 7 лет назад
Can we get a shout out to that wallet chain in 2017? We see you Big Jay!!!
@inkstarter
@inkstarter 6 лет назад
Lmao you havent been to long island ny, that's still big there.
@inkstarter
@inkstarter 6 лет назад
Same for philly as well.
@runningwaters787
@runningwaters787 5 лет назад
Hahaha True... I'm a chick, I wore wallet chains and Jncos back in '95-'99, til Britney Spears ruined the skater chick trend.... :P
@dorksalot9729
@dorksalot9729 5 лет назад
Was about to go to bed but then I saw "virgin holocast"
@Digitalhunny
@Digitalhunny 5 лет назад
LOVE Big Jay Oakerson's hair new cut!
@deyonarkeketa7984
@deyonarkeketa7984 4 года назад
ALL HIS AUDIENCE LAUGHS ARE GENUINE!! AND REEEEAL! love the dude
@mauricelangley5033
@mauricelangley5033 5 лет назад
"I heard that dude ", 😂😂
@davidaviles6973
@davidaviles6973 5 лет назад
"I said whoops"-😭😭😭
@Dustßunny
@Dustßunny 5 лет назад
Love this guy such a good story teller and great comedian/ weirdly enough I was born to the enigma song sadness 🤔😐😂😂
@gearsghoul4500
@gearsghoul4500 7 лет назад
this is great stuff.
@AndrewHarmsArtwork
@AndrewHarmsArtwork 6 лет назад
Lolll the Enigma impression was in point. Good music for getting high, not for this situation though 🤣
@ShojoBakunyu
@ShojoBakunyu 5 лет назад
He handled it like an ADULT! Smile, nod, and get yours! 😹😹😹
@Marinoninewb
@Marinoninewb 5 лет назад
1:16 to skip the lame intro. It's always after the minute mark just so you guys know. It'd be great if the first dude to ever watch a ''This is not happening'' vid could comment the starting time of the story.
@Ghostgotjokes
@Ghostgotjokes 2 года назад
Well that intro was surely something
@jessesiegel8458
@jessesiegel8458 6 лет назад
this is one of the funniest stories ever and so well told
@DragonitCrafter
@DragonitCrafter 7 лет назад
Big Jay!!!
@not_jt
@not_jt 4 года назад
This story is so direct and it just sort of starts
@jasonlajoie
@jasonlajoie 7 лет назад
Very funny story teller, he had me tearing up.
@akoshimu
@akoshimu 6 лет назад
Omg, i should not have had this on while working out, i dropped the weight and hit my head, but hilarious episode!
@antoniomitchell4386
@antoniomitchell4386 5 лет назад
Lmao 😂 when he started singing Enigma 😂😂😂
@empresstrini6722
@empresstrini6722 6 лет назад
Lowweeerrr than the ballz....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Whhooooppzz.....I said Whoopz!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AToZCreations2023
@AToZCreations2023 7 лет назад
need more big jay plz
@xlegitxpancakezx4524
@xlegitxpancakezx4524 7 лет назад
Fuckin hilarious
@panickedhispanic5933
@panickedhispanic5933 4 года назад
I've watched this twice and each time I almost died laughing 😂
@korno96
@korno96 7 лет назад
Can we please talk about that intro...
@mikehuntsmells5253
@mikehuntsmells5253 5 лет назад
BJO is such a natural. I bet he could make a shopping list funny
@FloridaManYT
@FloridaManYT 2 года назад
OMFG I know this is old but I just watched it for the first time (this episode) and I laughed so hard the entire time and my face was completely covered in tears😭😂😭😂🍒🤣♥️
@ImmortalAbsenon
@ImmortalAbsenon 6 лет назад
I didn't know that Chino Moreno from Deftones did comedy.
@samharris8430
@samharris8430 3 года назад
You rock thank you very much
@pranavsharma7361
@pranavsharma7361 2 года назад
the intro man!!!
@glettnile2603
@glettnile2603 3 года назад
That was easily the scariest intro sequence possibly ever I didn’t need that
@FnRenner
@FnRenner 6 лет назад
3:00 the first time I've ever regretted not having a mother lol
@lucifer9026
@lucifer9026 5 лет назад
Forest Gump soundtrack always my go to jam for romantic evenings with the missus.
@allaroundtv7592
@allaroundtv7592 7 лет назад
RIP CHRISTOPHER "BIG BLACK" BOYKIN
@tylerspringstube4868
@tylerspringstube4868 7 лет назад
King Buda hey what u mean rip big black Chris Boykin died ? are you serious no way
@donjaydahater3558
@donjaydahater3558 5 лет назад
This is by far one of the funniest ones lmmmfaaaaaoooo
@davidnavarro1695
@davidnavarro1695 4 года назад
Lmao this shit lasted the time of a joint I was coughing and laughing my ass off
@noah9079
@noah9079 5 лет назад
I loved the intros
@Zildj
@Zildj 7 лет назад
Stop re-posting these, CC. Gimme some new shit already!
@fograw5
@fograw5 7 лет назад
Zildj i know right, how dare they keep putting up free content, thats fucked up......
@alexleytman1723
@alexleytman1723 7 лет назад
why do they punish us!
@kevinbooth-
@kevinbooth- 7 лет назад
Torn, are the videos monetized? Yes? then the ad is the payment and these aren't actually free.
@sashatoao8421
@sashatoao8421 7 лет назад
This guy is great
@silentframe5499
@silentframe5499 2 года назад
Lose the battle, win the war
@melissagrauten3243
@melissagrauten3243 7 лет назад
How can this be uncensored when they bleeped out God Damn?
@jonnygraham2372
@jonnygraham2372 2 года назад
I dont know how this guy keeps a straight face telling these stories, I almost actually believe they’re true. 😂
@bobthebuilder201
@bobthebuilder201 4 года назад
Hahahahaha he literally had me laughing and farting as he was talking about the fart. OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CinoG2G
@CinoG2G 3 года назад
The giggles while kissing him😂😂😂😂
@thebarrochannel
@thebarrochannel 7 лет назад
Forrest Gump soundtrack.
@NotSmokeHD
@NotSmokeHD 5 лет назад
This guy reminds me of Ricky from trailer park boys 😂
@chapterblaq
@chapterblaq 6 лет назад
The book of whoops 😂😂
@garbougesenior3486
@garbougesenior3486 3 года назад
That T.I.N.H intro was pretty intense lmaoo
@KC16A6
@KC16A6 4 года назад
hahahaha, this man is hilarious dayum ! Nah man, you're not speaking for all the balls, but you are definitely representing mine as well hahahaha
@Drumgawd
@Drumgawd 6 лет назад
Literal tears
@EposEffekte
@EposEffekte 7 лет назад
This was actually really funny.
@greggyk1
@greggyk1 6 лет назад
Im crying here!
@ipurtleipurtle7021
@ipurtleipurtle7021 7 лет назад
BoBB 2 DUUUHHHH NAAA NAAAA NUUUHHHHHH
@ipurtleipurtle7021
@ipurtleipurtle7021 7 лет назад
Supbraj DUUUHHHH NAAAA NAAAA NUUUHHHHHH
@newdarkages3044
@newdarkages3044 7 лет назад
Justin Biasetti I hope BoTBAB stops or skips a year. BoTBAB2 was boring......
@newdarkages3044
@newdarkages3044 7 лет назад
Justin where is the sound effect!!
@KC16A6
@KC16A6 4 года назад
You guys... that intro... did you link it to the original M.P. skit ?
@JUNGLEGYMWARRIOR
@JUNGLEGYMWARRIOR 7 лет назад
Big Jay is hilarious!
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 6 лет назад
Jay clearly has a most excellent mum.
@jv4vidss
@jv4vidss 5 лет назад
A jew would never pay $18 for a pizza
@jv4vidss
@jv4vidss 5 лет назад
And also, after the joke about not cumming the first time, a joke about cumming immediately should follow when he is fucking dude's daughter looking at Nazi memorabilia
@nooodoublefuckno1544
@nooodoublefuckno1544 5 лет назад
Your balls too? I thought it was just me, thank God lmao
@puprilla
@puprilla 4 года назад
I love these intros 😏
@sayandarula
@sayandarula 7 лет назад
haven't laughed this hard in a while...
@robertdiaz1262
@robertdiaz1262 5 лет назад
Big Jay!! Great comic
@JeffReams
@JeffReams 3 года назад
I didn’t know Chino Moreno did comedy. He would be a one man band if it wasnt for his bandmates in the deftones.
@annache250
@annache250 3 года назад
The sweetest revenge
@matthewward5849
@matthewward5849 7 лет назад
This was fucking gold. 😂
@darklazer5998
@darklazer5998 5 лет назад
This intro in particular was always my least favorite
@alex7611
@alex7611 5 лет назад
Don’t call the show “uncensored” if You have to censor it. It’s just not correct.
@justinwillis7231
@justinwillis7231 5 лет назад
"ticklish balls" lol shit makes me laugh
@salvadordeleon273
@salvadordeleon273 6 лет назад
Woulda never guessed that guy was Jewish
@chaser29mty2009
@chaser29mty2009 6 лет назад
he is not
@HetLedie
@HetLedie 4 года назад
That opening was grody
@notconsenting6633
@notconsenting6633 7 лет назад
thanks
@StephenGeorge
@StephenGeorge 7 лет назад
I'm a fan of the intros.
@eabaendallbeall7959
@eabaendallbeall7959 6 лет назад
"I heard that dude"
@richardrichard6725
@richardrichard6725 5 лет назад
Yeah great intro guys
@richardrichard6725
@richardrichard6725 5 лет назад
A real banger guys good job
@matthewjudge7124
@matthewjudge7124 4 года назад
At 7:40 you can hear Joe Rogan Laughing
@MisterRlGHT
@MisterRlGHT 6 лет назад
1:15 to skip intro
@michaeloutlaw4223
@michaeloutlaw4223 4 года назад
This dude looks spot on for my Ex. It freaks me out every time the algorithm suggests him.
@minni3_mous3
@minni3_mous3 5 лет назад
jay ur not trash
@bennyhath1789
@bennyhath1789 4 года назад
8:03 thought that laugh was cumia for a sec
@darrenb2020
@darrenb2020 4 года назад
Instantly related. Lost mine at 17 to a 22 year old. She was pretty in the face. We will leave it at that.
@Akard517hell
@Akard517hell 5 лет назад
That chick did not turned a boy into a man, she turned a fat baby into a hero 🙌
@matthewmcclain8273
@matthewmcclain8273 5 лет назад
This opening, with the morbidly obese dude snacking, reminds me of the legendary "Mr. Creosote" skit from Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life, which, by the way, is the only movie scene that made Quentin Tarantino gag.
@sambean5352
@sambean5352 5 лет назад
He sounds like an old Pete Davidson. Close your eyes and tell me you don’t here it
@genXcripple
@genXcripple 5 лет назад
fuckin died laughing 😂
@siddharthkrishnan3317
@siddharthkrishnan3317 6 лет назад
Fucking legend
@reithkitchards1011
@reithkitchards1011 4 года назад
People are complaining about this intro and I'm like This is great what the fuck lmao 10/10 material, love Ari Shaffir
@Hognut
@Hognut 5 лет назад
great crowd
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