Big Wood - Hermitcraft Season 10 Episode 5 

Wish him a happy 63rd birthday.

Jesus 63? Docm77s plan for season ten is a retirement home, confirmed.

Best of luck man. And happy birthday to little doccy

Have fun Doc

Good luck!

revenge is necessary

Proportional retaliation is mandatory for enforcing peace.

"THE HOURGLASS" _IT HAS A REFLECTION OF FALSE_ THEY ARE GOING TO SUFFER. They either fill it with sand and get more time and yet: Filling it with more sand shows how filled with False's where we can Enjoy now this Catch 22 which is s metaphoric allegory. A meta,gory. 😊

One of his previous bases was after all the "Morning Wood"

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''I got the biggest wood'' was the one that got me.

"you're lucky this server is PG"

I mean... "I've been handling big logs all week long" was pretty head-turning, too. XD

Им будет сложнее искать пустыни, так что копать песок станет еще хуже. Doc надо пройтись мировым поедателем по пустыням

A clear sign that this is not about getting sand without the grind, it is about something way more intricate.

Hitting two bird with one bird 😂

I like your profile pic

​@@GuillaumePerronNantel perfect.

I've seen a slightly simpler version courtesy of the Darwin Awards - "Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."

He’ll need to hire scar for dummy testing.

Grian enters the Chat.

"I have no idea how those fools managed to blow up the tunnel bore" That cracked me up lol

​​@@cjoin83 "Just don't spam the note block" doc, my guy, you answered your own question

Doc: This season's theme for me will be... REVENGE!!!

"Big wood. That's what I'm working with." -Docm77

"I'm gonna start erecting the big wood" -Docm77

“Our balls are HUDGE!” - Docm77

"erecting the bid wood" -Docm77

"We have gigantic balls" - docm77

It's not easy being green.

Scar built Burj Khalifa this season :D

It’s a good thing that sand sinks. 🙂

That would actually be an epic prank, it already looks like a big aquarium

I will not take that bet.

They should get Scar in on it too.

They did

lol fr

Honestly, he could have done it smaller. Looks bad in shopping area where small shops are. I would move this monstrosity from shopping area. Moreover, it's boring when he just grinds and uses schematic - no soul. I thought hermit decided to go slower this season

​@@german_novotiableI think only the Hermits who felt burnt out and detached last season have decided to take it easy. Doc enjoys massive grinds, so he's continued to do what he has fun doing.

I agree completely. It's way too big and feels incredibly soulless for a slower paced season

⁠​⁠@@german_novotiableshops typically get updated and go bigger over time, and if there were genuine issues with docs shop being a megabuild it would have been discussed by the hermits in their own time. doc always builds big and grinds bigger and hes very much an integral part to hermitcraft- projects like these are pretty much his calling card. i disagree on the soulless aspect, which is partially due to artistic preferences but also i think its a generally insulting and unnecessary comment. hermits going slow is a personal choice. if this stuff from doc comes as such a shock to you, youre either unfamiliar with docs place in hermitcraft or havent been paying enough attention imo

Wait for the creator of that saying to come with every shulker box that he owns full of Sand And buy some out of his entire stock and coming stock for the next perceivable future. 🤣

Not exactly... without TNT-duping Doc would be the 'Crazy Shoveling Sand In The Dessert Man'. His builds are quite good but that TNT-duping could might as well been spawning in deepslate and diamonds (and deleting blocks in editor). Last seasons permit would probably just have been 10 blocks deep without duping. Not at all hating on him thou but I believe Etho/Tango/impulse/Cub (im forgetting someone) could've done the same if they were as keen on exploiting glitches and it kind of saddens me that that has become Docs 'shtick' .

I find it hilarious because Doc's online name for his kid is Doccy, so Skizz is accidentally calling him a child!

25:15 anyways… what?

I come back and watch that part when I need a good laugh 🤣

In any other case I would agree with you, but it came to us in the very same episode as "Anyways...what?"

What does PG stand for?

@@giustomuh parental guidance, it's a system of rules that decides what is appropriate to say in movies or shows for children you can have something PG13 for example which means it is appropriate for ages 13 and up and other degrees are i think 15+ and 18+, when you say just that something is PG It might mean it's rated G for general and that should be good for all ages I think. In this instance I believe Doc was saying they are lucky he is not allowed to do/say anything that would make the videos from the server inappropriate, like cuss them out or threaten them graphically

@@Artemiska58 oh its the PEGI system, ok got it thank you!

Other bureaucracies become kafkaesque over time, inadvertently. The genius of Grian's plan was to accomplish that from the start, intentionally.

You forgot "I have the biggest wood" and every other big wood pun

How did you miss "biggest wood"?

"I'll start erecting the big wood." around 39 mins

"You are lucky this is a PG server" LMAO

39:13

He is both

Doc is petty, though. And I am not sure the mad scientist docm is wise.

“I chop like a mad man, and I have the biggest wood… alright?!” 3:23

I love how Doc's response to picking up his strain of thought is to go on about another TV show xD

I think it's light blue glass that he used

There's some charm to the new guy's optimism. Doc will show him why he's the GOAT. Skizz will know "pain". 😂

Flashes of *Cheapslate* where Mumbo undercut Grian's prices to basically-free, Grian bought his entire inventory and then resold it in his shop at full price, leaving Mumbo with nothing.

@@GSBarlev But Mumbo didnt have an infinite suppy of deepslate 😅

@@adrianpaulochoa9825 Right. So when Skizz can't keep up, he's going to have no choice but to go under.

​@@GSBarlevyeah but Doc can't resell the mangrove/Cherry Blossom so he can't pull the same trick

Watching back in editing would be pain I wonder how much was recorded, that’s the funniest thing ever. The sleep deprivation. Coming here from Joe’s video is too savage and hilarious… right into Cleo, I can understand the emotions 😂😂😂

I was literally about to make the exact same comment

You know, when i heard that "Jailbirds" the first time, i heard "jailbirths", which to me also explained the Hermits reaction :p

I still randomly think about him "not wanting to do anything" way too often XD

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XD

Huh

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Daddy Goat's big wood bonanza

More Shrek vibes lol.

Spoken like a true hermit

Sand.

🤣

Pretty sure Big Salmon is supposed to be like the Godfather.

Beef is just a messenger... You have no idea about the real Big Salmon

​@suede__ Codfather, I would say

@@suede__Yeah you're right, and I should probably watch more of beef and skizz

He also knows the other hermits are determined, as he found out when they completely filled his giant hole with a natural landscape

@@Djchoruskid That took like ALL the other hermits though - even those who had dropped out of S9 came back on to help. And Doc undid it in a day. It takes the combined efforts of the entire server to hold Doc at a stalemate.

@oaksparoakspar3144 just saying. Its been done before where nearly all the hermits hopped on for 1 prank, it could happen again

Etho and Doc are co-owners remember

There is technically still bamboo, right?

@@Daniel-rd6stbamboo I think is a gold permit, I can’t remember who has it tho

i think bdubs has it@@jjwang7597

Yes i was thinking same

"Oh no, something weeeeiiiird just happened. It appears doc's hourglass has got a crack....better clear up the sand..."

The hourglass lagged

“oh no to server lagged some sand into my inventory”

tbh in this case it feels like that would be especially useless, the work in getting sand is just shoveling it, so might as well go shovel it somewhere productive also feels to me like it defeats the purpose to _place_ the sand in the hourglass in the first place, because if the work is just in shoveling it, you basically have to do the work all over again if you want to use it, but then that is probably going to be a relatively minor amount of sand compared to the vast wealth Doc will amass, just to show off

oh that's magnificent

Beautiful

Handling big logs all day, so he works at sewage industry or maybe he is the missing brother of Piper Perri :D

Like this please, let’s push this to the top!! 😂

Protect your plumbing, chop your logs

now thats an interesting loophole :)

Free is still selling

​@@emilyscloset2648no, it isn’t, you can gift things as you like. Businesses that are not allowed to sell beverages can still give them as gifts.

@@emilyscloset2648no it isn’t

​@@bobosaurus331 sell for 0 diamonds

He has the natural ability to see the comedy in almost any interaction and it lets him bounce off anybody with quips. I first encountered him in his collabs with Impulse and his solo stuff is great.

Also Joel. Both are great.

Seriously. I swore he already was (probably because of Imp & Skizz).

@@andrisbalodis2222 I think it is a bit more awkward and interactions are not as natural. Like gem and pearl at first but look at them now

Skizz has known a lot of the hermits for years. He was on the legacy server, he joined the hermits that went in 2016 (I think) to either a minecon or vidcon (I can't remember). A couple years ago they played a massive amount of Among us with a bunch of hermits. Not to mention all the Life series that he has been part of. He's been in the same circles as them for a long time, so for a lot of the hermits they already know him or at least of him. That takes off a bit of the newbie edge. He's such a people person and so natural at comedy. Even if he doesn't know them, he's excited to get to know them and good at getting them to relax and get to know him too. I want to see him interact with Keralis and Xb. I feel like his chaos would go well with the quiet mischief of Xb and Keralis would match his energy so well.

While hermits can source sand themselves, they are not authorized to trade it. Only the permit holder can. So only one person would be able to sell sand in exchange for wood from Doc.

@@morgan5941 Doc will buy any sand stock available, that's why he's mining diamonds with the tunnel bore. The difference between Doc and the rest of the hermits is that Doc is not doing it for the diamonds, he can outspend the rest of the server, Doc just want them to shovel.

@@morgan5941no, the permits are only for selling, not trading

@@morgan5941 anyone can sell the permit items for anything.

honestly am i the only one that doesnt mind sand? just get some torches

Especially in contrast to Doc's Lawful Evil persona

Weird you only started thinking so now

Oops i placed a block.... in your tunnel bore... breaking it.... just now repeatedly. ~skis and beef... probably

To be fair Doc is the one who spent literal *days* gathering all of the materials except for the copper and built the entire shop so it's only fair he gets to put his logo on top...

Doc is ALWAYS in his villain arc and we love him for it

Everyone else is in their villain arc. Doc is a fair and magnanimous individual.

ANotHer?!

I didn't notice when watching it. Thanks for highlighting it. It was indeed cute.

did he say that on a stream? just curious cus I don't remember him talking about it on am episode

@@durjam3734yep, on today’s stream

@@durjam3734 yeah it was on stream earlier today...

Sooner or later one of them would have decided to see how fast they could make it go. It was always doomed. ^.^

I saw the notification and gasped lmao

Nice. Now we need to get this comment to 69 Likes.

I don't see what's funny

"Wood" can bei another Word for penis

​@@why3994Language barrier or are you just stiff?

He could make him build it in BFE at the end of the season after Etho has long forgotten how to build them, then send him 12 bamboo.

People will look back at Doc this season as the villain they grew to understand ;)

People calling Doc the villain reminds me of Pearl in Double Life-neither of them is out to get you (but they're better on your side).

yeah, he's not insecure at all.

for some reason, i see ren somewhere in doc’s story lol

@@Anticaat if the king and the goat team up nobody will be safe

No, it's extremely rude of Cleo to steal those villagers. It's as difficult for Doc to get them as Cleo. There is no "engineering" those villagers. It's just breaking lecterns over and over again to get the right trades. IIt's really a time consuming process. I would be furious too if I was him. If I was Cleo I wouldn't even THINK of stealing someone elses villagers. I truly don't get why she did that.

🤔They don't have to be alive villagers....he did show his zombievillage spawnproofing technique. He could flood the inside of her base with zombie villagers.. Zombies for Zombie Cleo?😊

⁠@@plantcraftie4141the joke is to be petty about it, and to monkey’s paw it, make her regret ever taking them

Nope, she deserves punishment for stealing and then cover it up with stupid claims. They weren't hers and taking them was wrong. She can't always get away with shit as she typically does. She took the shortcut by stealing them while others did all the work. If you've spend day after day for a week from morning to late in the night to get all book trades for good prices you know what a major affront that was of hers. That's just not ok. She should have to bring all of them back including all the books she already took from them and then get a punishment on top.

​@@plantcraftie4141I don't think you understood what the comment was all about

Nah, he's a super villain. He has presentation.

I'd rather say he's an antihero

He is the hero of the proactive lazy, those who are too lazy to grind getting something for 20 minutes manually so they take a few hours designing and building a farm for it to do it automatically 😂

This one hundred percent is Ren's alt

@@CoolAnagram That's quite strange coming from MUMBO'S ALT

they said "earnings"

Also, you unknowingly become the villain because you ARE so selfless. That is just your tragic origin story. Good Samaritan who gets shafted and becomes vengeful… So, maybe that’s how you break the server. Take control of everything. Do it subtly, gently and slowly so none is the wiser. Play cool and relaxed in your swamp while secretly you give things away for free (youre not selling so it’s not against the permits) so no one buys anything and no one makes any revenue. Make small pop up shops of random items, all free. Use the garbage dump. Just flood it with everything! 😈