Humpf, humpfed a voice 'Twas a sour kangaroo And the young kangaroo in her pouch said "Humpf" too Why that speck is as small as the head of a pin A person on that? Why there never has been You're the biggest blame fool In the Jungle of Nool And I don't care who I tell The biggest blame fool In the Jungle of Nool And I think so as well Maybe I'm nasty, maybe I'm cruel But you're the biggest blame fool In the Jungle of Nool It's true, please believe me, I tell you sincerely My ears are quite keen and I heard him quite clearly I know there's a person down there and what's more Quite likely there's two, even three, even four Ha, laughed a voice Ha, laughed some others Ha, ha, ha, laughed the Wickersham brothers! Oh, he's the biggest blame fool In the Jungle of Nool And monkeys like us should know We've been out on a limb Lookin' down on him but he's fat, dumb He's slow Elephants ain't too swift as a rule But he's the biggest blame fool In the Jungle of Nool 'Cause he's talkin' to a speck Talkin' to a speck, to a speck of dust Blame fool in the Jungle of Noo Talkin' to a speck, talkin' to a speck To a speck of dust Blame fool in the Jungle of Nool R E S P E C K Oh, please, take that speck away Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you, did you hear? Through the jungle, the news quickly spread Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you, did you hear? He talks to a dust speck, he's out of his head Our topic today is Psychic elephants who hear voices Whaddaya think, folks, is the elephant off his trunk? Don't go away we'll he right back with speck Clover, dust, "eighbor, 'who, stay tuned Biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool I'm Gertrude McFuzz and I live right next door He's never done anything crazy before Biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool He's always been friendly and loyal and kind I just don't believe Horton's out of his mind Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you, did you hear? I'm Mayzie La Bird And I live in that tree Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you, did you hear? Enough about Horton Let's talk about me Let's talk about, talk about Talk about, talk about me Talkin' to a speck, talkin' to a speck To a speck of dust Blame fool in the Jngle of Nool Talkin' to a speck, talkin' to a speck To a speck of dust Blame fool in the Jungle of Nool I just have to save them, because after all A person's a person no matter how small A person's a person no matter how Biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool In the Jungle anywhere Said the But he knows there's no one there Acting as if he Somebody's starts than you Biggest blame fool In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool Nool, Nool
@@kovuBee Last verse has two versions: *Version 1:* Biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool In the jungle, anywhere! He's just a big nervous wreck Who's protecting a Speck When he knows there's no one there! Acting as if he’s holding a jewel Somebody stuck a trunk on a mule Biggest blame fool, in the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool Nool, Nool *Version 2:* Biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool He’s the worst we ever saw! Telling lies, making jokes It’s an elephant hoax Brother, that’s against the law! Breaking the peace, creating a fuss Somebody’s thinking different than us! Biggest blame fool, in the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool Nool, Nool
@@kovuBee Glad to help. I have never been able to find out _why_ there are two versions to this song. But both variants are widely spread on RU-vid so I thought I should add.
Zuzy: Humph! Pump : humphed Zuzy Skid: like the sour kangaroo Pump: and her twin sister beside her said Zee: Humph! Skid and Pump: too [ video recording starts playing { Rachael: why your brains must be the size of the head of a pin Roy: October every month, why it never has been! [ the hatzgang laughs ] Zuzy: ( to the hatzgang ) you’re the biggest blame fools in the town of nool and I don’t care who I tell. The biggest blame fools in the town of nool. Zee: and I think so as well! Roy: maybe I’m nasty, maybe I’m cruel. Zuzy: but you’re the biggest blame fools! Zee: in the town of nool! Skid: you didn’t have to insult them! Roy: yeah m-my parents! They’re gone! ( I don’t want to say dead ) they were eaten by lions! I held in my grief because of the boys don’t cry myth. But I changed! ( note : I changed Roy’s backstory. Check the replies for more info ) Zee and Zuzy: we are so sorry. We had no Idea! Roy: don’t worry, not many people know. Skid: anyways, let’s go to my house. My mom is planning a spooky party for spooky month! [ everyone goes to skid’s house]
The reason that I changed Roy’s backstory is because 1. I made it before I found out and I stuck with it because 2. I didn’t think the audience would be able to handle it. Plus, this is mainly going to be done in my school building and I don’t want to get in trouble for using the real backstory.
Edit: the part where Roy says “ maybe I’m nasty maybe I’m cruel was supposed to be zuzy saying “cuz you’re nasty and you’re cruel, and you’re the biggest blame fools “
