6:15 Show starts 11:08 Intro 18:01 Last week's winner 22:52 Viewer comments - 24:35 Vito Gains -------------------------------------------------------------------- 34:45 Problem: DEI 44:30 Problem: First Females (and control freaks) 1:00:48 Problem: Hustler Universities - 1:12:25 Vito negs BPITU for 10 minutes 1:21:46 Problem: Hour-Long TV Shows 1:27:59 Summary of problems / Stock Tip Vito -------------------------------------------------------------------- 1:32:23 Voicemails -------------------------------------------------------------------- 1:40:34 Superchats - 1:45:09 Vito Gains - 1:50:19 Election Debate - 2:13:48 Was Isom written by Eric July? -------------------------------------------------------------------- 2:28:24 End of show
The bit will never go away as long as Vito keeps making excuses and people keep superchatting/paying for it. If vito honors the weight in super chats he reneged on 2 episodes ago, ill sub to the patreon.
1:19:45 lol that's exactly what I was thinking about when Dick just talked about the beer in the vending machine. To this day, I still like to insert this line whenever applicable, "Drink something! Making you better feeling!" While rubbing my stomach as Tom Green did. That was one of my favorite episodes. I used to record his MTV episodes on VHS back in the day when those were still used and then send it to my aunt who didn't have cable, then when I visited her in CA no less, we smoked weed and laughed our asses off watching them!
Instead of paying for flying in Tony, you should pay for shipping in Tony to a PO box, and go get him when the post office is closed! vote up Relying on your friends!
I like how Vito compared the weight loss contest to the Super Bowl, like being fat is a stunning feat of athleticism. If the Super Bowl involved making excuses he'd definitely win.
Vito: I don't buy any Disney shit. Also Vito: Rides around Disneyland in a Rascal scooter. Before you say you were given tickets or some shit can you honestly say you didn't spend any money while you were there?
Reminder that vito still hasn't done the weigh in from 2 weeks ago. He's never resuming the weigh in and will make up excuses forever to get out of it.
1:12:43 @vito this is exactly why I unsubbed from Patreon after having it for a year. Lack of regular monthly bonus episodes. I don’t care that it’s not explicitly promised.
Vito is gradually making this show into an extended Fat-Watch series, with the way he's getting so offended about anyone pointing out his unhealthy lifestyle choices and suggesting he could do better. I guess that's his next bit? Feels like pretty soon he's just gonna go completely mask-off and bring in "fat-shaming" as a problem.
Vito is talking about not ripping us off by not charging for shipping and holding onto it or buying bitcoin, but he took €300 euro for the comic, which we still don’t have, so, our comic money is just sitting in his account, ergo, he is ripping us off???
For Vito loses, he has to watch 30 seconds of Cuties And regarding hour long TV shows, Breaking Bad was good as long as you skipped all parts with Skyler, Walter Jr and Hank’s wife
If I thought a bit more of Vito, I'd assume that the scale refusal is a plot to inflate the issue and the audience's interest to pay for it in a future episode.
vito, get a daily routine going. Start working out again and just eating healthy. You can make more money and feel better about yourself. Dude you can do this.
@@oniondesu9633 looking at your profile picture, im thinking you've never stepped foot into a gym or talk to girls. your comment is invalid to normal people.
I think it's caused by swallowing just right such that phlegm seals over the esophagus causing different vocal tract acoustics. It happens to me once in a while. It lasts until you swallow again