Bill Burr City Tours: San Jose, CA

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Bill drives around San Jose, CA.
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Full Episodes of the Monday Morning Podcast: bit.ly/2nAzwGV
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Here’s the website! billburr.com/
I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel.
I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me. Family Friendly.

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Комментарии : 3 тыс.

@gator4458 4 года назад

Bill burr needs to be a reoccurring taxi driver in the next grand theft auto

@Daniel_Lancelin 4 года назад

Only problem with that is that it would take forever to get anywhere because you wouldn't want to skip his dialogue.

@abrahamlincoln5185 4 года назад

In the game Bills character casually points over "that's where the poor bastard got killed"

@jodu626 4 года назад

Genius.

@wendel5868 4 года назад

That or have his own radio stations with his podcast clips playing nonstop

@NIMMHATVRapBeats 4 года назад

YES!

@bakerXderek 7 лет назад

I get fucking stoked when I see a new one of these, thanks for keeping them coming man.

@mysterymongoose7466 7 лет назад

what if he comes to san bernardino

@BonelessShrimp 7 лет назад

ayyyye

@MB-rn6gh 7 лет назад

i know you.. i know you ment stroked.

@pistolas1038 7 лет назад

CHEAHHH!

@dominator683 7 лет назад

bakerXderek CHEEEAAAH

@lsg1Entertainment 3 года назад

I'm from San jose its cool when you say to yourself "wow, he's there" and you were just there yourself.

@MasterCole1017 5 лет назад

"Does that make you feel like a hug from your dad??" 😂😂😂

@AlwaysAskWhy420 7 лет назад

"Cause it paid for the house!"

@Jarake 7 лет назад

Screw if it gets her up set.

@HaylonHarroo87 7 лет назад

calm down there soldier, she's still his wife.

@salaischupa 5 лет назад

I like how bill burr is so chill and can have a conversation with anyone like a normal person

@douglasmoon8698 7 лет назад

Not a full downtown San Jose experience without screaming homeless guy 😆

@aluisious 6 лет назад

I used to live down here. It got to where I'd take a longer route to get to Safeway just to avoid the gauntlet of pandhandlers in front. "Hey man whatja hubatobu..." Dude I'm just trying to buy some cream.

@natewallis1 5 лет назад

i see a comment like this on all of the american cities that bill has covered, maybe its just the US in general :)

@ronaldmcdonald3965 5 лет назад

Lived downtown 40 years ago. Ducked behind a tree to get out of the line of fire of a cop

@510faithfulforlife7 5 лет назад

Or some tweaker speaking nonsense!

@geraldnapshireii8734 5 лет назад

or some bank executive who's wearing that one colored izod finally breaking down and realizing he wasted most his life for no apparent reason

@danieltracy7136 6 лет назад

@6:14 "Look at this soul-less f$%&ing place..." Ha, that is SJ's city hall!

@larrygoerke9081 4 года назад

And the "Silicon Valley Satellite" of the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office, which leases a good portion of that city hall complex from San Jose. Ostentatiously "futuristic" architectural trash. Bill, you missed commenting on "The Winged Serpent" - aka "The Steaming Coil" - in the park across Market Street from that Tech Museum. Two of San Jo's notable "artistic" ripoffs.

@cristelaramirez1352 3 года назад

It's true. I hate the new building. The old one had all the character.

@Adrian-oj3ld 3 года назад

@@cristelaramirez1352 yes

@work1907 5 лет назад

Having Bill as your tour guide for a day would be so fun.

@snoookie456 6 лет назад

what I would give to be in a car with this guy, listening to him talk about anything I listen to his podcasts when I go to sleep. That actually starts to sound more creepy than I expected it to.

@theoskywalker8370 5 лет назад

snoookie456 I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one who does that

@dannyisgeeek2 5 лет назад

I do that too. No shame

@joelr1112 4 года назад

Me too. He is just a funny dude and his vibe just puts me in a good mood.

@marioarchuleta8723 4 года назад

Hhhaa hhaaa hhhaa whith a name like that snookie i wouldnt doubt it .. Jk brotha . random rants allways r down my line too

@carlaalexander139 Год назад

Lmao the level of excitement on his face when he hears the guy yelling 😂

@vinnycontini10 7 лет назад

it was weird watching this having lived in san jose all my life. like a lot of those streets i go on all the time

@dj2k723 6 лет назад

“Forever 21 mentality. Well your not, you’re 51. Cover that shit up” 😂😂😂

@Raiderblack 3 года назад

It's a good day when Bill is cruising around your city!

@eescobar8706 7 лет назад

Bill's impressions of Nia gets me every time. "Oh, it looks nice!" 😂

@pangoroo 5 лет назад

Good to see the Jose Theater still active. I worked there as an usher when High Plains Drifter and Deliverance were playing there. Had dressing rooms under the stage from the vaudeville days. Strange times but great memories. Mr. Miller, Cecilia, my friend Jon N. Used to eat at Original Joes when it was easy to get in. It was the glory days Bill!

@hhectorlector 5 лет назад

This video made me feel better about myself.. like a hug from my dad

@MrMarkjax 4 года назад

i like how bill burr tries to keep himself so grounded lol

@m0639 7 лет назад

SHHAAAWRKS

@andreww5574 7 лет назад

heh heh heh heh heh

@dr150 7 лет назад

_Da SHAWKS!!_

@geocyo8835 4 года назад

bill has such a great life yet EVERYTHING pisses him off! gotta love the guy.

@MattMK45 6 лет назад

"I don't know, because I paid for the house!!" That caught me off guard lmao

@krombopulos_michael 7 лет назад

Bill feels the same way about museums as I do about most sports.

@anar24 7 лет назад

My mans got crushed by a vehicle made of garbage.

@Bobandy420 7 лет назад

This isn't your uncle's San Jose Sharks......Oh look, theres a Wells Fargo!

@jamesminick1251 5 лет назад

96 4.0 Cherokee my man!!!

@jamaicamania 5 лет назад

James Minick scrolling the comments looking for this ..

@XxAverageJoexX 4 года назад

jamaicamania Same

@greenfuzz13 3 года назад

4.0 is one of the best ever.

@Angel-HC 6 лет назад

Never knew how much I'd love to hear Bill shit on my hometown. Shit was hilarious.

@MBvolcom92 7 лет назад

Would love to see a tour in your new JAGUAAAAH!

@SolarSailor1967 3 года назад

If Bill was like me, he would start the video by wolfing down 6 donuts in 5 minutes. The rest of the video would be 21 minutes of him sleeping off a sugar high while his body desperately fights off cardiac arrest.

@naylik2562 2 года назад

lmfao well done

@x4x665 5 лет назад

" I blew muh leg off!"

@hippiecolleen1352 3 года назад

"What year were you born?" 🤣

@johnisaacdavey 5 лет назад

the thing about the photographer getting artsy with the dead body shot was the fuckin funniest thing on here.

@savannahhaley7473 3 года назад

Santana City 😂 I prefer to call it Satan's Row. Yes it's a souless place and no it's not just you.

@GeneBurnett 5 лет назад

My buddy and I drove down from southern Oregon to see Norm Macdonald at the San Jose Improv. We bought tickets for two shows back to back and loved both. Great venue.

@shustyrackleford_710 4 года назад

Still drivin cars with manual windows. I love ole Billy red nuts

@MrJoeLeger 10 месяцев назад

Went to CA for two weeks for my work.... The worst state in this Country. Bill Burr is still the man!

@vfmc77 4 года назад

Goes from having a Yoda on his rear view to holding a baby Yoda

@andyye7858 7 лет назад

Nice jacket what a cutie

@cjt823 3 месяца назад

2 seconds in i can see Mel Cotton's behind Bill, absolute 2 GOATS in one frame..rip Mels

@kellywatkins6409 5 лет назад

Billy freckles is my spirit animal.

@jnzkngs 7 лет назад

I just don't understand why we can't have vehicles with a tesla drivetrain but without all of the other crap. I bet Bill can run the heater and radio in his F100 without even taking his eyes off of the road because they have levers, buttons and knobs you can run by feel instead of a touch screen that you have to look at to use it.

@Operationalexcellence263 6 лет назад

amen. same goes for the TV I could punch numbers mute return play a VCR in a micro instant and not look up at a menu or divert my attention. I'd rather read a TV guide with the TV off then giving my attention to the content offered. you could scan all of analog cable and see everything in the time it takes to read a menu and see nothing.

@Operationalexcellence263 6 лет назад

on top of that the obvious lack of context t offered today that your forced to acknowledge and choose from. all the channels run 5 hours of swamp war brides

@davecorrigan3912 3 года назад

I can tell he has his friend navigating because he's not getting pissed about the roads and freeways changing names 3 or 4 fucking times.

@LittleMikeStarCraft 6 лет назад

Bill Burr is driving a Jeep Cherokee XJ-- How fucking epic is that?!

@bradykilian602 3 года назад

0:54 I live like a minute from that apartment lmaooo

@august2235 3 года назад

I grew up in San Jose this is awesome

@natepark2973 7 лет назад

I'm really fuckin curious what that yoda air freshener smells like...

@ListenToBigFace 6 лет назад

Green dick

@xxTHExxABYSSxx 6 лет назад

Swamp dick

@karamlevi 6 лет назад

Forest Fresh Fucking Rain 🌧 Smell🤪

@myrnahuichapan7624 3 года назад

I lived for 17 years on 6th and San Fernando, I swear it's almost as if I'm sitting in the seat next to you because in 2004 I moved to an area near Japantown. I know exactly where you are as I see out the window behind your narrative.

@NotAvailableEmotionally 7 лет назад

Cherokee sport! Awesome billy boy 👌

@NielseanVstheWorld 7 лет назад

not his car

@NotAvailableEmotionally 7 лет назад

I know, I think it could be Andrew's car. Bill has a Jag and his F100 truck

@Em_Rey 3 года назад

My city my city! Love you Bill, no homo

@arleneryman50 3 года назад

I was born in San Jose Hospital and graduated from San Jose State this guy says it like it is.

@rockyrivermushrooms529 7 лет назад

Bill complains about companies selling his info but the moment I email the podcast I start getting all this blue apron crap in the mail! I couldnt figure out how they got my info untill billy bald head advertised it.

@Marisol108 7 лет назад

owwww Jezus

@elcondepatula 7 лет назад

Chwyn yeah must be hard to press 'delete' and/or 'block' certain adverts....

@rockyrivermushrooms529 7 лет назад

I cant delete mail

@elcondepatula 7 лет назад

Chwyn check your settings....how the heck would they get your info!? I doubt Ole Freckles knows how to work the what-nots that would make that sh*t happen...

@rockyrivermushrooms529 7 лет назад

I put a stop to it already. I just thought it was funny.

@Psilocybin77 3 года назад

That rental bike story got me good...."you like how I blame her in that story"

@sampeters2412 5 лет назад

"Silicone Valley" Don't ever change, Bill

@CarlMarksmoney 7 лет назад

Plus-sized Arbuckle.

@a_steel2000 3 года назад

Bill Burr is criminally funny😂

@Ismunoz 3 года назад

Stans Donuts is legit!!!!

@foxglove65 4 года назад

Ngawww that cut to the drumming was so cute

@amaralorch7032 4 года назад

Bill, you gotta do a tour of Vail Colorado in the winter. It would be hilarious!

@TheHiddenAnswer 7 лет назад

Not alone is he wearing a skateboarding cap, pause at 15:45 and ul see the board in the back. Looks like Ol'Billy red nuts taking up a new hobbie on the down low :D

@-BuddyGuy 5 лет назад

Not his car

@michaeljimenez868 5 лет назад

Around 12:30 he says where are your whipers on this thing. So yea, not his car.

@njmenaceify 5 лет назад

"its mike arbuckle everybody.... hes kinda fat i'nt he?" lmaoo

@SabrinaMartinez 3 года назад

My hometown. You made more sense then people here the whole effing lifetime

@russellnotestine6436 5 лет назад

This is how you know if someone truly IS funny, when they're funny on the spot.

@kevklatman 7 лет назад

Why do airplanes work?

@manuelduran727 7 лет назад

Kevin Klatman open your third eye

@porkbellyism 4 года назад

enjoyed watching him eat the donut. He looked so happy 😊

@roo726 3 года назад

Ahhhh. Now we’re shutting the bed in the regular season too

@117tvirus 6 лет назад

Bill burr is the man no question

@MrMercho4416 5 лет назад

that comedian killed that night at the improv.

@oculusnomadslosttribe5672 4 года назад

Wow....I do feel better watching this....😁

@chrisp1232 6 лет назад

I cant wait to see you in 2020.

@ThisNewHandleSystemSucks 6 лет назад

Why is no one questioning the picture of Yoda hanging from the rear view?..

@bostonphotographer20 6 лет назад

Or the shitty car he's driving. Look at the ceiling right at 7:04, just nasty.

@KeanuPitt 5 лет назад

TK Los Angeles lol at least it’s not his car

@Splifftone 5 лет назад

What's there to question? I could see someone admiring it but no need to question it.

@hhectorlector 5 лет назад

It’s Andrew’s car (the guy filming). Bill mentions it twice near the middle of the video

@Sovereign_Citizen_LEO 5 лет назад

Cause he smells good (or used to anyway :)

@MrJatinkathiriya 5 лет назад

We need a tour of every big city in US with Billy

@gkarjala 4 года назад

Beat them skins Freckles!!! Love his comedy.

@asingh4152 3 года назад

So weird seeing my home town

@TheHyena-ru8bz 6 лет назад

Thanks Tesla salesman for making us people from San Jose look like boring fucks.

@76alexle 3 года назад

yo seriously u should check out the tech museum. you get to play with everything and its dope

@fuckjewtube69 5 лет назад

Holy fuck can you imagine you were standing at the Sharks stadium and fucking Bill Burr drives by and yells "It's the Shaaaaaks".

@mark3308 6 лет назад

That's a cool ass bronco Bill. Rock N' Roll

@sandiez777 5 лет назад

I love Him! So cool. Honest funny & so fucken cool...

@johnsuter7328 3 года назад

"like a retired athlete" Spot on!

@SabrinaMartinez 3 года назад

Lol. "It's the Shaaaaawks"

@scarsprotv 7 лет назад

hey bill dont know if this is your real channel but have u considered getting verified, blue check mark next to ur name.

@1ceYourPimpHand 7 лет назад

It already is.

@mattmaldo1 7 лет назад

he is lol

@experiment54 7 лет назад

blue ticksimply means he sold his channel to a network. So he gets a percentage of the adsense money. They take a cut for doing fuck all. They literally do fuck all for you. Its not something big you tubers recommend you do. Bill sold to broadband TV.

@experiment54 7 лет назад

blue tick is not the same as on twitter

@scarsprotv 7 лет назад

lol i guess on mobile i could not see it

@claiminglight 5 лет назад

I had that same Volvo. Loved that car.

@danfrancisjr 4 года назад

the content is getting better and better. Keep at it Bill

@dannymckenzie8329 5 лет назад

The fork julius caesar used when he was still in office

@paulinecarlon3916 Год назад

from one ginger to another: Love Ya Bill... you're awesome! Wish you would do a drive through Long Beach...heck you can drive my car! hehehe

@reinforcedpenisstem 7 лет назад

Hey Andrew, roll off the audio from 100hz down. It will remove the road and engine noise and let Bill's voice through properly.

@amitchell2009 7 лет назад

Ryan G. I just feel like FUUR MEEEEEEEE

@comedycat2 6 лет назад

"Why do you have to make fun of everything?" "I don't know... Because it paid for the house?!!" Bahahahahaha loved this.

@itsokay7989 4 года назад

The little boy face he made when he said "she's gonna hate that one!" was priceless. He knew exactly what's coming

@oculusnomadslosttribe5672 3 года назад

@@itsokay7989 married to a sista....oh you better believe he took heat🤨🤣😁

@russellnotestine6436 5 лет назад

This is how you know if someone truly IS funny, when they're funny on the spot.

@tbg7053 7 лет назад

He looks like an Irish rapper

@ivandunn4627 7 лет назад

Bob Lee Swagger omg yes he does

@MajimaGoro8 7 лет назад

Bob Lee Swagger B-Burr

@geejee1255 7 лет назад

he makes his own beats booooiii

@gordonm.7387 7 лет назад

House of Shoulder Pain

@sisepuedemaybe 7 лет назад

Gordon M. Omg hahahajajahaha

@DavidOrtiz-vz5bs 3 года назад

POV: you’re a security guard working in front of the sap center and out of no where you hear bill burr saying “San Jose SHAAAAKKKSSS” in his truck

@mslady1521 6 лет назад

You know you've been in San Jose way too long when you can look out of his window at any point and know EXACTLY where he is... SMH

@tango31313 5 лет назад

Kia O'Hara I haven't been there in years and I know where he's at lol

@lidickyball1848 5 лет назад

Kia O'Hara FACTS at :56 i could tell he was right in front of /Paradox\

@PlasmaCoolantLeak 5 лет назад

Amen! I grew up in SJ in the early 60s and lived there until the early 90s (except during my military service), and I know I have driven or walked by every place he points out here, LOL.

@davidlee8311 5 лет назад

truth

@colokurt1 5 лет назад

Try living in a 1 horse town, it gets even worse!

@Doodysnarf 7 лет назад

Bill looks like a retired skateboarder

@robertgarcia7024 6 лет назад

He's still active, did you see the skateboard on the back seat? 17:04

@yunglime2733 5 лет назад

Lol conor McGregor

@jamestracy7952 5 лет назад

Why? Pant jacket and hat like every other dude that's not a hipster ?

@sergvasco 5 лет назад

Uriah Faber's look is spreading.

@damianpampampam768 5 лет назад

Marc Johnson a bit :D

@edwardbrown7280 6 лет назад

This guy is amazing. He's see's an airplane.. goes off about the aviation or lack of a proper runway system. He see's red lights he talks about the way the streets are set up vs other cities he's been . he crosses railroads.. goes off on lack of security on Amtraks and isis is stupid for not trying to use that means of transportation, lol. I mean this dude ...he can go off or on about ANYTHING. The GREAT RED BURR.

@G8rquest 6 лет назад

The man sees RED in ev-er-y-thing. And knows how to express himself. And laydees don't understand why most men have little to say. We have plenty to say but they cry when we speak, so... Thank You Boston for ole rusty nutz there.

@TheDuke4100 6 лет назад

its boring...maybe his comedy could be a bit more fun other than bitching. Von, delia,sasso are way more funny than this guy...for me

@sisyr5615 6 лет назад

who the hell are von, delia and sasso

@TheDuke4100 6 лет назад

@@sisyr5615 they are your fathers

@listener84 6 лет назад

Edward Brown he’s a pilot 👨🏼‍✈️

@thesarkive7746 7 лет назад

Watching this from work because some things are more important

@RockefellerSecurity 7 лет назад

There's that cyst of a head again.

@thesarkive7746 7 лет назад

Respect the head

@arrowheadsup 7 лет назад

Dont Blow It Keep It Simple Count Your Money forsenLUL

@bobbarker9493 7 лет назад

Name checks out

@juan69508 7 лет назад

Oh... watching from his little cubicle!

@Oblio1942 4 года назад

"Its the Shaaaaks!"

@carson21211 4 года назад

LOL

@VigilantCitizenChannel 7 лет назад

This guy genuinely makes me laugh

@theseigemeister 7 лет назад

Vigilant Citizen +

@theMcWOPPER 7 лет назад

Vigilant Citizen well, he is a comedian

@nyranstanton203 7 лет назад

not every comedian is naturally funny at all. Look at Amy, Schumer shes awful.

@martingoddard3994 7 лет назад

Vigilant Citizen high work ethic- very entertaining comedian

@LilHongBoot 6 лет назад

He makes a lot of people genuinely laugh

@nielskock3221 7 лет назад

What happened billy boy freckles? you look slim and fit good for you dude.

@SeanMusicFreak 7 лет назад

He's got a hot wife, a baby, and he lives in LA. That's a lot of pressure to stay fit.

@ecstahsy 7 лет назад

>Hot wife

@DirkDeadeye 7 лет назад

Niels Kock LA does that to people. I know a couple of dudes from high school who moved there, dropped 100+ lbs, got all fucking ripped, voting Democrat that place changes people