Bill Burr said it…. 👀🤣 #shorts #comedy #billburr #viral 

The imagery has me dying🤣😂

@@JaySpoonn same

This dude is awsome

Lmao

That got me

Truth 🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's where he got got me rolling on the floor🤣🤣🤣

That had me dying 😂🤣

😂😂😂😂

that was funny as hell lol

Sorry, but all the woke culture also as blm were made by white people who got indoctrinated inti hating and destroying themselfs by media and thaught in school after ww2. It's called the globalist anti white elite. The crazy thing is, they are all white themself.

He's a great comedian.

@@t-love2366 Hes the #1 comedian in the world.

He is a realist

Bill Bur is one of the few comedians who is a Great writer as well, Dave knew this.

@@waderobinson9218 he was a writer for the chapelle show as well

One of the most underrated quotes from Dave Chapelle of all time.

Ofc Chappelle came up with that, it’s brilliant.

Jesus, you butchered that. Wtf are the quotes even there for.

"C'mon white woman, you know what it is. You was in on the heist, you just didn't like your cut" - Dave Chappelle (There fixed it for you)

Real Talk !!✊🏿

Yes facts

Hmmmm ley me Share Save and Send 😂

You know she’s asking for RU-vid’s Manager 😂😂

Right! 😂😂

Definitely 😂

Underrated comment. You already know they are.

Agreed

Yessss 🙌🏾

Hells ya that part is the best

So mad he couldn't even find the camera 😂😂😂😂

Exactly

Because women don't take responsibility for their action

That part!

Think he was referring to Patrice's jail story?

This is why white leftists hate him (because he exposes white leftist hypocrisy). And black white hispanic conservatives love him.

The truth shouldn’t be filtered.

Modern Feminism in a nutshell tho, dude 😂 They want man stuff, buffet style. Bill Burr had a joke on this b4

Must be italian

😂 😂 😂

@@lukeneill1568 you better be joking or else go fornicate yourself.

He does another bit in his new special that women always have the chance to fuck their way out of anything

what show was this

@@staceyearle2817 Saturday Night Live

One of the best opening in SNL history

Cause that's how they do

Same here🤣🤣🤣

And he's fucking accurate surprising

He's talking about white history, not black.

@@iceebalboa3177 then take a seat bro let the people of the world repeat itself

​@@iceebalboa3177 trying to prove you're one of the good ones to extremists who will never see good in you is almost as stupid as being racist there are extreme people on each side vying to power with every available tactic, don't be a pawn in their games

Having a black wife probably helps his perspective

I fell out 😂

That’s what got me😂😂😂

Best part

Killed me 😂

😄

The incredible Mr Bill Burr!!!! Looooooove him 🤣🤣♥️♥️

It’s easy to trash white woman. Try Jewish and black woman for a change. Lol

​@@0hMyLife nah bill burr is better than Ricky

Great comedian

Burr tells it like it is. White LIBHOLES are a colossal plague on the world.

Pretty much!

Not anymore today. People get to butt hurt over comedy and I think it's ridiculous.

The truth. Or it goes right over their huge heads.

Weird I'm in UK when I look at Americas homeless you have black and white women. Am I in another world. Funny joke tho

Most of the time. We are still in this brain dead woke era where many look for everything to be offended abt. However, it is wearing down. Some have shown how to beat being canceled..

That's my favorite part lol

I didnt understand that joke. What does it mean ?

It’s true. White women claim suffering yet live in luxury.

​​@@Nichwar19t means that white women who live a life of luxury because of successful white men have no right to complain about oppression. Thowe women are simply trying to act virtuous, but they are not.

I need this to go viral and I need to see them in the face of TRUTH WOO BABY

You pee in a pants a little didn't you?

Lol exaggeration x10

My son & a co worker like him. I will have see a stand up on Netflix

Same I saw him in red rock last year for his Netflix recording special. I left with my cheeks hurting

Hahahahaha... I don't Doubt it ( have w much was the ticket if you don't mind me asking?)

😂😂😂

Spitting facts tho

Pure true till today

Straight up violated lol

Literally the reason so many black boys and black men got lynched.

Nah. Just watched a short where Bill is on Joe Rogan and is asked about masks and says I don't wanna get into it. Joe pushes him and Bill says, I watch the new once every two weeks and what are we doing? Masks or no masks? He's definitely not Carlin. He's not even close.

He's way to bias to be that.

Not even remotely close.

Hes another woke shill

Yes sir 😁

Sorry. English is not my first language. What does this line mean?

​@@jcjohnson0 it's like when you're getting called out

@@jcjohnson0 it's like when you scold a child. you sit them down and tell them what they did wrong.

​@@jcjohnson0 a "talking-to" = a reprimand

@@Tacdelio yeeeea that's it

Lmaooo period! 😭😭😭

Women were looked at as property of men, and their opinions didn't matter because they were inferior in every way.

You wanna know what’s really funny? Is that a lot of white women ARE starting to realize that they’re not really oppressed, but what did they do with that? Accept that they are part of the privileged class? No, they highjacked queer identities. How many white women that I have met that identify as “non-binary” that present as women, act like women, and for all intents and purposes are indistinguishable from cis women is beyond count. Same with pan, bi, or a sexual white women. Are some of them a sexual minority? Ya, but a lot of them seem to say they’re not straight yet only date men and sleep with men. Weird that. It’s almost like you are using our culture and history as an aesthetic or a prop… but that couldn’t be the case, no, of course not. Disability too. I have seen too many white women claim they are disabled because they have mild depression or anxiety. Disability isn’t having an impairment… disability is the social aspect of having an impairment. If you don’t have that social aspect, for whatever reason, it’s not a disability. Stop using disabled people’s marginalization as a costume, or worse, a shield/cudgel… it’s gross.

I mean it’s not like they really wanted to always be at their husband’s side with no rights, they had internalized misogyny. They couldn’t vote, divorce, and were taught that their only worth was what they could do in the kitchen and the bedroom. Y’all are acting like sexism isn’t a problem.

@@nora-mf5oj I'll give you that, that's true. White women back then still had it easier than us, but their worth was only high if they had a man on their arm. They had it bad too, just in different worlds and perspectives. But still, no excuses for this behavior mentioned in his video because he was also right. Some white women today totally abuse their privilege for sure. There is no denying that aspect. They tend to think they are above us in every way and at the snap of their fingers we're just supposed to do what they want.

Well, a liberal racists white woman 😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂

@@SiriHakuoh you know I'm right...

@@nicholashewett979 😆💯 Percent mate!

Ugh, when they came up with Latinx term, our pre Hispanic ancestors had shivers in the other realm.

He’s funny because everything he’s saying is true 😂😂

FACTS

Lol...true...so damn true

How can anyone hate a truth sandwich even if I’m not ready for it, it makes better men

I didn't find it very funny. I found it more pitiful. He tried tho and it was mildly amusing.

Well one that is passed away and another got told off. Do to she was joke stabbing at Trump.

All I can think of it that Chappelle skits "Keeping it real".

Lol he's funny

He need to go to prison for speaking like that.

@@markferguson3477 why

That’s the one! 🤣🤣🤣

Golden 🤘🏾🤌🏾😘

Misogynistic

I don't think our hearts and stomach muscles could take it

Oh I would literally laugh myself to death… I couldn’t go

@@beautifulmind0711 People would literally die from laughter

Nooo bro lmao we will die lol

It’s the new kings of comedy 2.0

Right!!! I'm always telling my race. Step up. Listen. Validate and ask what you can do

@@missymartin8125 well yeah the whole human race needs a talking to lol

@@LordDTwigo asking my race questions? Believe me Ya think most of them have new insightful answers or ideas? Not many.

@@LordDTwigo OK thank you for expanding. I do that as well. I'm not a white person who knows a couple poc. In fact growing up where I did and how I did. My skin color was not the majority. My family is mixed, Hispanic as well. So you are correct i can't know how a whole race feels and yeah. Intellectually a recognize a whole race isn't going to all share the same beliefs and sentiments. So I'll just speak from my IRL experience. 95% of my ethnic friends and family appreciate my stance. They range from highy educated to quite literally the streets. I respectfully will step out ya personal lane, but imma support my IRL ppl they way they have asked me to and I will respect your pov as an online stranger as well. My nickname was dark heart if that gives you a clue of the respect I was given and the respect I gave. Thank ya

@@LordDTwigo Oh I missed your last line " don't tell your race to do shit" " wait r u white?????? If you're white Stfu! If you're a poc my ears are still open....

I forgot bill use to write on Chapelle show

@@jermainewinston592 He was even in a few episodes; Sam Jackson Beer and The Racial Draft.

Best two comedians in the world!

​@@Horus175 World Series of Dice

Didn't Chapelle die?

I’m saying lol

😂

I said what I said, did I stutter?????? Made manifest

Actually it’s going back in the other direction now. They couldn’t cancel Dave or Bill and people realized the rainbow hairs don’t really have any power if you don’t let them.

​@@dezertson2011because he's still fundamentally attacking whitey. It's just that he's taking aim at a niche.

@@dezertson2011 I agree. It’s getting old already and we’re starting to realize it

@@LigerprideHe pokes fun at everyone. If he pokes fun at whitey, it ok, as long as he’s an equal opportunity offender. He married to a black woman, so you have to expect a little pandering.

​@ligerpride he attacks stupid white people, he attacks stupid blacks, stupid lgbtq, stupid democrats, stupid Republicans, etc.. he is an equal opportunity basher to those that deserve it

My white woman told me the same thing

My love these donkeys will laugh themselves right into the bowels of sheol. This is mad🤗🤗🤗🤗 it was that part that said yeah time to stop watching😎

@@slopeezy77 it's happened before it was a central plot line in Daddy's Little girls, there have been several court cases about this very issue

Sad to hear the truth huh 😂

But black males just love the rush of being stuck through by a pitchfork upside down just to lay down with them, now that's something worth tearing up about

Factz just a G

Bill is the G

Nah Bill sold out. Remember him, put on your mask!

George Carlin

​@@Toxic_Dominat810Definitely Carlin. Burr stopped being edgy awhile back. Nowadays he's just saying whatever Nia lets him say and no more.

Facts

My favourite line 😂😂😂

We owe those non-Whites nothing!

That was funny🤣🤣

😳😳😳👊🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🌹🥰😇🧚🏿‍♀️

I almost did a spit take when I heard him say that.🤣🤣🤣

Every moment is hijacked same fashion

He didn't press my button his 100% correct.

Reminds me of George Carlin.

Well, he’s married to a black chick, so, Om sure he’s getting his own “talkin’ to” on a daily!

This is why F is for family is GOLD!!!

There’s no lie. Just painful truth. That’s what’s bothering them.

Ohhh, it hit home for them didnt it?😂😅

Well the entire historical premise is a lie Holding people today accountable for what their great great great ancestors did (or didn't do) is pretty awful. Yeah but women, lol. He's right

@@wilurbean yeah especially "white people" that aren't even descendants of the Anglo-Saxons etc

@@wilurbean if your grandfather stole a Million dollars from my grandfather and used it to build the house or fund the trust fund you inherited when he died that wealth that your family obtained through theft needs to be transferred back to the original owner plus inflation and appreciation. Pretty basic concept that everyone seems to understand when we are discussing any other ethnic minority other than American blacks. No one is saying modern day whites are slave owners but there were handouts land grants red lining and many other acts by the US government to create the gap in wealth between whites and blacks in the US so stopping legal racism is only part of the solution. I think pretending to be blind to those facts to deny black people a fraction of what this country owes them is pretty disgusting and intellectually dishonest.

You jealous? Grow up

"Take your talkin to". Advice you need. Bill was like this since Chappelle. Go get your maga hat and touch the doll where it hurts lmfao!

😂😂😂😂😂

Right!!!!

"Yeah! That's whatcha did!"

As a black man I approve Bill Burr the n word pass for making that joke.

@@draconicdemigod9696 I was thinking thats the only way that joke got by cause he was white🤣🤣 an the semi chuckles were from the ppl that know a Karen thats done it🤷‍♀️😂😂

🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪

Yeah mannnnn....

Fire

Culture Approved

🤣

😂😂😂😂😂

Burr has always been secretly woke, it's just reared it's head more with him having a black daughter. It's so tiresome.

Loved when he was called racist and white people were telling his black wife she was stupid for marrying him because he’s racist, as he already had been with her for like a decade at least and had children with her aka making minorities 😂

Funny part? I think he considers himself a conservative! Not completely sure, but that was the last I heard.

@@HavianEla All conservative means is 'resistant to change' which is opposite to liberal that means 'open to change.' You can be woke and conservative. Conservatives aren't against change. A great majority of conservative leaning people are center of the radical (left) to reactionary (right) spectrum.

He absolutely does not align with either party. He's very direct about that. He dislikes the idea of taking a hard-line stance. In his recent special he's got a phenomenal bit where he says "your body your choice. That just makes sense! Men have no right to tell a woman what to do with their bodies. Buuuut I still think you're killing a baby!" It's great lol. He's just a human trying to figure it out like all the rest of us

He must have been lying then because I heard laughter the entire time.

Probably because that whole group of people in that building were being called out 😂

It’s how my exes mother is always playing victim like all black women that her son dates she is surely envious 😂

He is absolutely right. White liberal women have done that for a long time.

@@tommypenisfingers Right 😂😂😂😂

I feel like something's missing from this story. Where did the stealing come from? What day was it for things to be half priced??

@@DeiHarper9361 I used a phrase I learned a while back that's basically saying "damn that's a steal" meaning your robbing the company because of discounts. Also it was a day where you could tap a coupon on top of the days sales. So you have a 20% sale discount and a coupon for 20% for 40%. A teenage white girl heard me say steal to an old black lady and jumped on her self righteous wagon

@@DeiHarper9361 I get why she was upset, but if she even paid the slightest attention before that point she'd have noticed I was helping an old woman I basically see as family. Doesn't matter if I don't work with auntie anymore, if I see her in public it's a conversation and if she comes into my work I'm absolutely going to load her car if she asks

Did that really happen seriously? I wish i could have seen that. Classic!

​@@ryanranga8484

I don't know man; Sit down next to us and take your talking to. Is a pretty funny closing line, lol. But ya I get what you mean.

A comic (or was it comedian) once politely explained to me the difference between comics and comedians after I mislabeled him. One group tells jokes with punch lines, the other, and I'm afraid of confusing the two, tells funny stories. I feel like Bill is definitely more the story type, but with that said, has some "punchier lines" can we call it? To make the story on a sensitive topic more palatable and thereby, funnier. Idk tho, either that or maybe I'm just crazy lol

A Hollywood sellout needs protection? 🤦🏾‍♀️

Donald Trump

@@vikingdogmanship 🤣😂

I’m on round 3 😂😂

I just turned on my speaker so my repeat can really get into it....

@@CrochetLuv3r 😭😭😭😭😭

Doing it now currently😁😁😁

It's literally so true 💀

So no black rapists then yeah? 🤦‍♂️ It’s meant to be a joke and you idiots think he’s speaking facts because you like what you hear

For real that's one I never understood. Like.....Did people really believe that black men who were forced into chains and constantly fearing for there very lives had the desire to go grape a white woman? That's like asking a person made of paper to be a firemen. Absolutely ridiculous. I mean, I'm sure 1 out 1 million cases was just someone who snapped under the pressure of oppression and went insane.... but still.

​@@dillongage yeah it's called racism and discrimination, a black dude could get hung just because any white person said he did something wrong

Aren't we supposed to believe women?

@@dillongageWell they grapes the women they were forced to live in slave quarters with. But either way that statement is still true. I just find it odd that when it comes to black wine and slavery black men talk as if black women seduced the slave masters as if slavery wasn’t worse for the women

You ok? Hadn't realised intersectionality was about you?

@@dcas1 what?

Jokes are about reality

@@dcas1 triggered much?

Because the truth has been forced into the comedy spectrum of speech. If you say this outside the world of comedy and try to make literal points that society needs to address then you are labled crazy.

What special or whatever was that in? I want to see more of this/all of this.

@@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 I think that was one of David chapplles shows

that was Dave chappelle

It sure is

Facts!!

Ah man it's just so sublime. I am back again at whatever time later again as the video popped back up in my shorts feed

This is the opposite of courage 😂 this is the view of Facebook Amazon Google RU-vid Entire Government Hollywood... This is sucking the systems dick

@@mr_excessive_tackle1114 Tf are you talking about? With cancel culture this absolutely is bravery. These liberal snowflakes will crush you. But he doesn't care cause they're all stupid