I'm 73 and Billy is about 75 i think. This song really makes me laugh. I remember how I felt when i was 40. And now I'm worried about peeing down my trousers. My pubic hair is gray too. What a laugh! The whole song is so true about life and Billy is still funny. Listen to him all day every day. He keeps me alive. Love the man. Wish we could watch the billy connolly's ultimate world tour documentary again. Somebody removed it. It was great while i got to see it.
yeah 76 on the 24th of november , had me in tears watching him talk about parkinson unil he said i wish parkison never gave it to me , sorry to say i had more tears through laughing , he may be a very sick man but he ain't going just yet
My old man bought this record back in the 80’s. This song has always been in my head since I was a small boy. Now I’m 40 in a week and it seems like the right time to sing it again!!!
Ha ha that is excatly how its stuck in my head brother bought it for him coming back from London was a thing he loved too wind my mum up or everytime he farted or met anyone called Daphnie,,, How rotton was always in the car as an ice breaker and now Im nearly fucking forty am gonna have it played for my first ever birthday party either my 40th or 50th but song be out of date on my 50th 😂😂
Sing along: Oh Jesus Christ I'm nearly forty My pubic hair is going grey I can't cut the mustard like I used to I think it's downhill all the way Oh please don't dump me by the seaside Don't shout as if my ears don't work Never let me pee my trousers Don't let me dribble down my shirt The hair that once flowed round my shoulders Is drifting off just like the tide That thing that was my little parting Is now about four inches wide And when you see me on the buses Oh please don't offer me your seat Or when you're crunching on those apples I'll be sucking boiled sweets I can't play squash or go out jogging For fear my heart is going to burst I think that beds were made for sleeping And that's a whole lot bloody worse I think I'll stay at home this evening And watch whatever's on the box I must buy some thermal knickers A night cap and some woolly socks Oh Jesus Christ I'm nearly forty My pubic hair is going grey I can't cut the mustard like I used to I think it's downhill all the way Source: Found on the web a long time ago
don't be depressed. even turning 60 didn't bother me. BUT now Jesus Christ I'm nearly 80, my pubic hair is completely gray, I can't cut the mustard like i used to. I KNOW it's downhill all the way. I live in HUD housing for seniors!. YOU'VE GOT LOTS OF TIME TO HAVE SOME MORE FUN! FUCKIN' GET ON WITH IT
Dam,, remember this back in 80s, when I was in my teens, 15 year old back then,,! born May 23rd 1968,, fcuk where has the years gone,, from northern Ireland UK 🤝 ,
good old days in the 80S ERA good on record l grew up listening on record loved the song like it because its Billy Connolly brings memory of the 80S E.R.A.
