Someone needs to do this. "Bird! Get up. Hey. Heyy. Ohh, I got that green! I got that (Chorus) Bird on my head (bird) Bird on my head (bird) Jump so long that I'm flyin' instead! (yeah) Bird on my head, (bird) Bird on my head! (Brrrrrrrr!) Brainstalk smarts, two hops ahead! (boing!) You know what I said, (yeah?) Bird on my head! (yeah) Bank fulla coin, never in the red. Tri-tip stacker; enemies bled. Y'all don't even know about the bird on my head. Monsoon runner, Ain't no gunner, Got a Laser Sword I chunk 'em with a Crowbar Rising Thunder And my Justice Hammer, Armor sunder slammer. Got a bunker fulla Backup Mags But still don't have a Blammer! Bombs on hand, Drones unmanned, No Backup needed, I just DML this land. But I'm not alone, I got my Best Friend His name is Dio and we're in it to the quest's end! I gotta purchase all the Quails, (Brrrrrrrrrr!) and put 'em on my noggin While I pick up all the items 'cuz there ain't no round robin If you don't like that option then it's time to start a fight, PVP has been enabled, are you feeling alright? TOO SLOW! Eviscerate then hit 'em with that Guillotine! (slice!) Oh wait it did nothin'? (What?) You're not elite it seems! Like a Woodsprite you're all bark and no bite! You can't heal from this... Malachyte! (Chorus) I ain't ever worried 'cuz the Grasses are on. If Berserk taught me one thing then nothing goes wrong. Packin' the Frenzy and Focus for fightin' the strong, And all my allies are running like "goodbye, so long!" The Commando? Whack. Mul-T? Whack. Teddy? Hell yeah! Give me another stack! Attacks not getting blocked, are grinding to a halt Retaliate quick with a, Lightning Assault! And a hit from my Razor Wire Don't need no Tincture, I'm already on fire, MANG Loaded with explosives and focused I'm out here Killing, atrocious, eroded, broken Sentries With my ATG brand Missiles, and Like the Crown on, all my foes are, Brittle. Never even played a game on, Drizzle. Gasoline light 'em on fire? Sizzle. (fresh meat) Roast and season give a little nibble to the motherflippin' (Chorus) Y'all say it's low tier. Another Chronobauble Headstomper Item that should disappear. Y'all say it's low tier, But a bunch of salty ignorant hatin' is what I hear! I'm so Focused, cash by the fistful! Call me pay-to-win, 'cuz I got too many Crystals And the Fuel to carry on from my Energy Drink! Skip another Effigy of Grief, I'm startin' to think This is the god run, all of my skills obliterate Bone metal and flesh. I stand alone in a Freight Zone Then thrown by a portal to a great stone. Communication ceased; Fate unknown."
Yeah, in my opinion it really should get more attention. What Discord Server are u talking about? I been subscribing 2Lainz since 2018 or so, never noticed.
THANK YOU! As a Merc main i appreciate this. FACTS. NO CAP. NO KIZZY FRIZZY DIZZY LIZZY GLIZZY. WITH A KATANA IN MY HANDS AND A BIRD ON MY HEAD! Merc is the best class FOR SURE!
Yeah there's a couple pretty vague lines in there, glad you got the grasses line. Sorry about MulT but he's pretty lame :( He just left clicks, but not even as good as everyone else.
