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Bitlife but I become the worst president ever (Murder, Fraud, OnlyFans)
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@Blasckk День назад

I'm glad President Kevin is running for re-election, I hope this time he doesn't do something stupid like writing a book and getting impeached in less than a day...

@GreenCorgiQueen День назад

Oh nooo...

@TheMarulaMonarch День назад

Hmmmmmmm

@RKutha 21 час назад

7:21 ...

@fouksk 20 часов назад

Oops

@Jason_grace_former_praetor 5 часов назад

That would be horrible

@imnotcreative7684 День назад

Kevin saying "let me be clear." in Obama's voice is something i didn't know i needed.

@theofficiolchannel День назад

He kept switching voices first he did jfk then he did don corleone

@ggrogan День назад

u didn’t notice the bernie impression? 😭

@theofficiolchannel День назад

@@ggroganthat too

@micahsarm 22 часа назад

When was the impressions? I didn't see/ forgot them

@zibz_art 21 час назад

RIGHT

@mandurrudnam7632 23 часа назад

imagine how much you would have to hate your stepfather if he left you 1.3 billion dollars and you still couldnt be bothered to attend the funeral

@SylviaRustyFae 23 часа назад

I wanna remind you, his stepfather KILLED his mother; and theres no question the kids certain of it after the attempted murder plot Also, he ended up in an orphanage in Cuba xD Not exactly the best circumstances even if he is a billionaire heh

@bickle0922 19 часов назад

1.3 billion dollars AND a triangle

@loganhall3477 16 часов назад

@@SylviaRustyFae And in Cuba, so that billion is probably gonna be seized and the kid kicked out

@invisibleninja7873 13 часов назад

@@bickle0922 yeah but no clothes

@sidhackney8831 4 часа назад

@@SylviaRustyFae Yeah that'll do it

@adamg2655 День назад

Kevin for president! "I will represent you poorly, but I WILL represent you. "

@hdjt-p9901 23 часа назад

I love this comment 😂

@SylviaRustyFae 23 часа назад

This is legit my fave tagline Kevin has used when becomin our President

@zombiewarrior225 23 часа назад

Finally an honest politician

@SylviaRustyFae 23 часа назад

@@zombiewarrior225 Most dont even represent us after all, bein poorly represented is better than bein ruled

@janjavorsek7391 22 часа назад

😂😂

@kestrels-in-the-sky День назад

“Murder and fraud I can excuse but ONLY FANS?” “You can excuse murder and fraud?” “Well yeah that’s most prior presidents”

@austinschmuck7814 День назад

As another American, I can confirm that this is true

@Reac2 День назад

You're not a true blooded American if you don't vote someone into office who cost the state and it's people more money than you could if you put your mind to it for the rest if your life o7

@Joyful_Traitor День назад

This was my thoughts

@SakkiCS День назад

Another BitLife video, FINALLY.

@NicolasTagliafico420 День назад

the wait for another among us vid continues though

@LS_on_YT День назад

Kevin needs to do more

@Darth_Nihilus_solos_Vader День назад

Comment

@BananaSmoothie7 День назад

ITS BEEN DECADES

@Laurence-k3f День назад

@EditsbyM День назад

I wonder if a politician being on Onlyfans would be a loophole for accepting much larger political donations.

@princess_pink3 22 часа назад

Hold on you're cooking

@EditsbyM 22 часа назад

@@princess_pink3 "Your honour, Putin was *NOT* funding Trump's campaign, he simply really wanted to see that massive dumper!"

@tonybishop3686 Час назад

I'd post a video passing foreign policy laws with a plug in

@princess_pink3 Час назад

@tonybishop3686 Sensual ASMR but reading your foreign policy laws lol

@briennerose2606 20 часов назад

Kevin: sets out to become president, becomes some kind of kinky neat-freak prosperty preacher instead

@pedrovallefin8406 8 часов назад

And by "preacher" do you mean "cult leader"? Or am I missing something?

@janMaja День назад

"From Doodoo To The Cancan: Things Candid Can Didate Did, Has Done, And Can Do" by presidential candidate Can Didate

@RSFaber-nk6lh 22 часа назад

I mean it's not a surprise his books aren't taking off. People die from strokes just by reading the title

@hedmeddig 23 часа назад

I remember starting an onlyfans-funded bitlife, she ended up in the 0.01% onlyfans creator, she lived to 108, had around 200M 3 properties, a yacht and 3 children that loved her at her death, truly a chad of a woman

@pedrovallefin8406 8 часов назад

So what you're is saying onlyfans is the way forward. The one surefire way of having a long, successful life. Alas, you would have to be at least as handsome as Can Didate to pull it off.

@beejayxl9018 7 часов назад

Epic, truly a sweet story, onlyfans for life.

@TheAwesomePadronShow 15 часов назад

6:22 at this point, I can 100% imagine a US president reading the newspaper about a foreign conflict and saying “what did they do, I’ve missed some lore here” 💀

@NamariCo День назад

Jim Pickens 2024: "Pickens for Pris- Uh, I mean, President"... Close one

@FernandaAsher 5 часов назад

"I accepted $20,000 from someone" "I got cured of depression" So it's that easy then.

@RebeccaVanSlyke 23 часа назад

I want to thank you Kevin. I found your channel a few years back when I was dealing with a lot of metal health issues, but even at that time you made me smile. Today, I often go back and watch them, even your older ones and often with my best friend who has become a big fan of yours as well. I really am thankful for all of your hard work, and hope that you are taking good care of yourself as well, as I know how crazy life can be. I worry about you too, even though we have never met, you seem like a genuinely good person, so I wish all the best for you. And once again, I thank you.

@moonwalker.v Час назад

This is so sweet😭

@MortalSora День назад

Ya know, I think Kevin still has that nurse costume in case he wants to make his own toilet-unclogging video, could get him tons of new subscribers

@pedrovallefin8406 8 часов назад

That would be menbers only content though.

@honk813 День назад

Honestly if one day Kevin managed to slip into the whitehouse I feel like we’d be all to terrified of what he’d do next to try to stop him

@RaffoPhantom 22 часа назад

40 million in the bank...still can't play the triangle. We are witnissing unimaginably tragic events and raw emotions here

@pedrovallefin8406 8 часов назад

After all, there are still things money can buy. Like musical talent. No matter how class he attempts to learn how to play it, the triangle will forever elude Can Didate.

@TruckingGamer7 День назад

The "hey there friend" instead of "hey there friends" make it so much more personal from my dear leader, DJ Kevi

@LuisaArbogast 8 часов назад

Candi Date would be a hilarious politician Only Fans name

@edgelorddragneel1142 4 часа назад

Great body btw

@pandorz1359 День назад

This is the second time that Kevin has been removed from office after publishing a book.

@pedrovallefin8406 8 часов назад

At least this time it was as a governor instead of as president. That's a little better, right? Or at least little less worse.

@sabbymw День назад

I think Kevin would be proud of my BitLife game, currently somehow a 145 year old American born queen of Japan with like 20 murdered children/family and half a billion $ ❤

@jamesshadeslayer3395 22 часа назад

How did u live that long? I can barely reach anywhere in the 90's on a good playthrough

@sabbymw 21 час назад

@@jamesshadeslayer3395 Balancing murders with.. topless photo shoots? 🤣

@fee6362 21 час назад

isn't the longest you can live 120 years? I had a few 120 years old ones, but it end every time you reach the 120.

@sabbymw 19 часов назад

@@fee6362 maybe my game glitched. I killed her today to let the inheritance work. Either way, just followed the Kevin strategy of killing all rivals 🤣

@PatBriedis 7 часов назад

@fee6362 Sometimes, it just glitches out. I had a person who lived to 180-ish yo, but every year, there were no events and it was just aging and aging

@Amemorablename День назад

I like the strange town sims music in the background. It's a nice touch

@JackRoberts День назад

I thought I could here the Sims music in the background

@ysgramorssoupspoon 22 часа назад

YESSSSSSSSSSSS I love the sims 2 and all of its spinoffs so much (as you can see vidcund curios in my pic)

@killjoy_moon 23 часа назад

Kevin choosing crime as his talent when he wants to be a politician will never get old. Glad to see another Bitlife video! It feels like it’s been forever

23 часа назад

"I accepted $20,000 from someone" "I got cured of depression" So it's that easy then

@_Zer1s_ 22 часа назад

and people say money cant buy happiness..... xD

@zombiereaperOnXbox 15 часов назад

@_Zer1s_ that's exactly what I said after reading this lol

@Wulframe 13 часов назад

@@_Zer1s_ financial security sure would make me happy-

@FatalAlcatraz 9 часов назад

Oh man, money would solve 90% of my problems and worries.

@kris_jenner_is_a_cryptid_ 9 часов назад

Money is literally happiness and people refuse to believe that. Money could solve all their problems but it's not happiness 😂

@Hyperboid 23 часа назад

"(Murder, Fraud, OnlyFans)" Oh, boy! It's my favorite TV Trope!

@raptor4937 День назад

What America needs is whiskey and Country music... _Vote for Kevin as president_

@AER_AXE День назад

AN ERA HAS BEEN REBORN LETS GOOOOO

@rafaelalodio5116 День назад

It’s crazy how this was one of his most successful lives in bitlife

@SylviaRustyFae День назад

I still fondly remember Kevins pitch to be our President in a vid from the last time around, and id vote for him if i cud, just on this: "I will represent you poorly, but i will represent you"

@martijnklaassen3536 День назад

Last time Kevin was president in Bitlife: -Day 1 Lets write a book. Gets fired

@clover2309 19 часов назад

"can didate" is my favourite ace attorney character

@ukumax1 20 часов назад

3:16 why does he sound exactly like bernie sanders 😭

@Kitty4u 15 часов назад

He really does 😂

@usetjvegec 22 часа назад

Shockingly accurate portrayal of American politics

@skymmac День назад

An irish president is what we need

@XSlimSxadyX День назад

Kevin 2024

@att6484 День назад

you had that with our man Joe

@lucash8234 День назад

@@att6484and Kennedy before him

@ryanrzjr День назад

I'm voting for Kevin. Something something, not a US citizen, don't care. I'm writing it in.

@ButchBfyuckin 22 часа назад

US politics is quite something in my own country I'm a leftist but by Americans standards I'd be a rightist, people can be so goofy. 😂

@eagle9gaming 12 часов назад

@@ButchBfyuckin So do you support, universal health care and education? Or are you not a leftist at all?

@ButchBfyuckin 10 часов назад

@eagle9gaming yes I support both those things, but Americans don't seem to care as much for the policies as they do trying to prove that they're morally or philosophically superior to the "enemy"

@ZacharyShade 9 часов назад

@@ButchBfyuckinMy previous comment was for you not OP, forgot to reply to the right person.

@theknight957 День назад

This was the single greatest, most achieved Bitlife, in history. Holy shit 😂

@strongerthanever2039 23 часа назад

0:51 Why does toddler Can actually look like Donald Trump? 🤣

@GingerFrogo День назад

Kevin: I'm going to plan a funeral because I want a squeaky clean image Also Kevin: has an onlyfans and was removed from office

@nickmoney 19 часов назад

President Kevin is just here to clean up the country..........in sexy costumes.

@roxygaming5968 20 часов назад

When you pointed out "I am a cancer" it reminded me of a line from one of your old Bitlife videos: "I am a cancer. I... am the Seed."

@mferreiraluiza День назад

With illegal transgender aliens and chairs flying across the room, politics around the world this year sounds a lot like a Kevin video

@rafaelalodio5116 День назад

Damn, that chair thing really went international haven’t it?

@mferreiraluiza День назад

@@rafaelalodio5116 it did!!! also I'm Brazilian hahahah

@mferreiraluiza День назад

@@rafaelalodio5116 it sure did!! also i'm brazilian ahahahah

@Reac2 День назад

Flying chair? Middle east: "First time?"

@rafaelalodio5116 23 часа назад

@@mferreiraluiza Yeah me too kkk

@lynchn9562 16 часов назад

This should be a tradition. Every American election year, Kevin runs for president in bitlife

@johannes5623 День назад

0:00 Hello Kevin

@Crashburn1313 День назад

Welp, he's better than most USA Presidents. He's got my vote.

@sabbymw День назад

After watching, does Kevin know we have a defamed criminal politician with an Only Fans, and that his character would have a legit chance 😂

@sophiedowney1077 13 часов назад

Who are you talking about? You have to be more specific.

@nellieharper2572 День назад

: 0 !!! Two things I love watching on Kev's channel: Silly Bitlife videos and Project Zomboid! We got this and with Halloween coming up, I hope we get a Zomboid video too! Awesome!!

@Pyron420 День назад

I never thought "too irish to be president" would feel like such a flex

@benficociello9490 20 часов назад

BitLife x CallMeKevin- a match made in heaven. Thanks for bringing back BitLife content, Kevin!

@GhostHelwig День назад

I would honestly vote Kevin for president. Therefore I see no way this BitLife life will go wrong. 😅

@theanonymouspirate 23 часа назад

Are you ok Kevin? You sound a lil quieter than usual. Hope you're staying well rested and taking full advantage of your new release schedule!

@ChatifyOfficialChannel День назад

screw the 2024 elections, kevin for president

@phoenixedgeworth День назад

I missed Kevin's BitLife videos greatly. I feel so joyous.

@PuzzledPlay 21 час назад

I did some family research… and I’m pretty much exclusively very Northern European. Both my mother’s maiden name and my father’s last name are from Ireland… My body doesn’t know what a “tan” is. Only lobster red..

@jellybean7283 19 часов назад

Your obama and kennedy impressions are spot on lol

@dandagames6030 День назад

I want you to know how much i appreciate you for using the snoopy theme song version of the speech at 0:06

@dannyrichardson8019 День назад

There's no such thing as Too Irish! Don't listen to these pesky nay-sayers and their "laws" and "eligibility requirements." They're just jealous!

@daphnexlove98 День назад

I'm super overjoyed that Kevin uploads Bitlife videos every now and then. It makes me feel that this game will never not get old.

@dracaesilverwing9561 23 часа назад

If he'd married Victoria and hyphenated, he would have been Can Gobble-Didate

@craftydemon529 14 часов назад

11:18 I heard and read "ranking leaves". I thought he was picking his favorite leaves or giving them a score of 1-10 or something 😂

@timekill9847 23 часа назад

Finally someone is playing the politics update in bitlife again. Nobody used to play it whereas it is my favourite special job pack. Great Video Kevin.

@Brave_Falmingo 22 часа назад

The first video of Kevin that I saw was, when he became president in bitlife, 3 or 4 years ago, this is a great throw back to that

@CrazedKen 17 часов назад

0:12 too nice also

@Ofgaming782 17 часов назад

Woah a very recent comment

@CrazedKen Час назад

@@Ofgaming782 yeah?

@Ofgaming782 49 минут назад

@@CrazedKen not so recent reply

@amjad_the_alien 38 минут назад

Soo true ❤

@D1_lamine_Yamal_glazer 22 часа назад

Kevin being so calm in a video is kinda new to me. Idk why bur kevin your calm voice is so soothing! Vote can for president

@CCCPRusRus 23 часа назад

The Italy and Ireland conflict has reminded me of something. One day, Kevin should make a life where he joins the military.

@judy3827 День назад

I spent the last week binge watching all his bitlife videos and thought "why is he more tired in that one?" not realizing it's years later than the others

@Furkan-oj4fy 22 часа назад

why is kevin so calm lately? Kevin now feels like the evil of Jim Pickens left him

@ellextric День назад

KEVIN I LOVE UR BITLIFE VIDS

@mr.eeee3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee837 День назад

Kevin is the only reason I haven’t jumped.

@ysgramorssoupspoon 22 часа назад

I hope you find more reasons not to, too 🩵

@SylentTiger 23 часа назад

Your approval rate dropped. Must be Gabe Poussy's doing since it happened after you befriended him. Fame increases? Must be all the broccoli!

@JakeW-770 20 часов назад

26:50 “You can’t deny the dudes a winner, except for all the times he lost” 🤣🤣

@cootrpunt6648 13 часов назад

It's hilarious how your presidential voice is a mix of mafia boss and yogi the bear

@ZombiePepperoni 23 часа назад

This is literally your best life ever, crazy to see you go from Some Dudes Baby to this.

@crystalclements3029 21 час назад

No way Kevin i'd rather have you as our president then the current ones running XD at least life would be fun and chaotic.

@Scorpion-Gamer82 День назад

I've been re-watching all your old BitLife videos. I clicked fast when this one dropped. Brilliant as always. Do one where you actually run the zoo, or train to be an astronaut or join a drug cartel

@qwlucky6732 День назад

KEVIN for president 2077

@swoomyswoom3455 22 часа назад

I like how only fans is on the same level as Murder and Fraud

@livelaughlovemydog День назад

never thought i’d see the world only fans in a callmekevin video title however, i am not surprised

@hannahdavis4256 16 часов назад

Another bitlife video yaaaaay and honestly these silly election videos he's done around the elections do help a lot of my anxiety surrounding them. They're always so silly and I enjoy them greatly. :)

@armintargaryen9216 9 часов назад

8:51 I love how he isn't angry about OF in general, but about that specific collab

@ByteDeity 20 часов назад

A vote for Kevin is.... a vote for kevin.

@honeydragon3909 22 часа назад

if this was real it would end up having the CRAZIEST docuseries about him lol

@candyyfood 21 час назад

how did kevin know i was rewatching all his bitlife videos over and over

@GCan-us6pn День назад

Look guys he playing bitlife before GTA 6

@LeeonLeFrog 23 часа назад

Has anyone else noticed that Kevin doesn’t seem to be enjoying himself, he looks tired?

@hqlw1346 23 часа назад

yeah, im surprised ive only seen two comments about this

@justnone9809 День назад

As a US citizen who has shed tears over the mess that is our upcoming election, this was kind of a nice break

@squashedbychoice 22 часа назад

even as someone who lives no where near the US watching it has been distressing, i can’t even imagine how it must be being over there. hopefully the situation gets a least a bit better and i hope it’s not overwhelming your whole life atm. ❤ (hope my words make sense - english IS my first language, i’m just not good at it)

@crazychase98 21 час назад

@@squashedbychoice it's fine out side of big city's for the most part. City's are mostly the ones causing all the crazyness

@NinaEKikuchi 20 часов назад

@@crazychase98not true lol I live in a tiny town in Texas ~1600 people and people have destroyed my harris walz sign like 3 times now. There is nowhere safe from this brainrot

@noctis6826 17 часов назад

@@NinaEKikuchi The Tantrum'p supporters are beyond toxic and always have been since 2016, they are just angry little trolls knowing full well how disastrous their 'oh great one' has been lately, I sure hope he lose again this election, it's time to move on away from the Tantrum'p era, 8 years is long enough, time for someone who is more with the modern times than bringing us backwards

@Sesquippedaliophobia 21 час назад

"Bitlife but I became the worst..." No towers knocked down, no wars started, no money embezzled, only one murder including zero whistleblowers or interns, only ~30m in dubiously gifted real estate... Worst???

@vache7 День назад

Kevin for president!

@rafaelalodio5116 День назад

He will run against Connor McGregor next election

@GeckoTime42 12 часов назад

That was brilliantly deranged. Ngl, feels like a lot of politicians bring this mindset to their careers.

@Feral_Bog_Witch День назад

And he still wasn't the worst president ever

@Blurryjay 8 часов назад

The intros being so much more relaxed still feel like whiplash from constantly watching old Kevin. It’s like he found peace good for you Kevo

@iiasslouii3274 День назад

FINALLY! I love you doing what you love, but I was wondering when we were gonna get another BitLife video

@actuallyhufflepuff5828 День назад

always finding his way back to being a cult leader lol

@MARTINSMARVEL 23 часа назад

Finally I've been catching up on old bitlife videos And this comes out today from Kevin just awesome 😅😅🎉🎉

@cowbearrie 16 часов назад

his obama impression is honestly pretty good

@trindalas День назад

id vote for you Kevin. couldnt be worse than the candidates we have.

@fenpirikala 8 часов назад

Love the Sims 2 (DS) music in the background. Fits oddly well, haha

@sesslar2096 22 часа назад

Omg im so happy to see this! The past week, I've been going through all kevins old bitlife videos, and today theres a new one!!

@NickSteele-rb6xb 16 часов назад

Money and fame won't buy happiness but sure as hell cures depression

@straightwhitemale5753 22 часа назад

"the system is rigged" At least he admitted it.

@DSprich 21 час назад

Being young and Irish didn't stop Kennedy.

@SasukeUchiha723 15 часов назад

even i'd vote for the can didate.... but I must say, of all the lives Kev had for bitlife, this was the richest and most luckiest one. Also, what happened with Ireland and Italy?